Jokes in Malayalam SMS

Maths, Makan and Achan Joke
Makan: Acha, naalum moonum koottiyal ethraya?

Achan: Viddi, ithupolumariyille? Akathu poyi calculator edithittu vaa. Ninneyinnu padippichittu thanne karyam

Short Joke in Malayalam
Ramani Jolikkariyodu: Edee, ente ee randu valakalum magic valakala!

Jolikkari: Athengane ariyaam?

Ramani: Njanithu evide sookshichu vachalum odukkam ninte pettikkakathu ninnalle kittunnathu?

Joke in Malayalam
Maranasannanayi kidakkunna achan makanodu: Ente kaalasesham nee aarude mumpilum kai neetti jeevikkaruthu.

Makan: Athengane pattumacha, njan private bassile conductaralle?

Funny Bar Joke
Ardharathriyodaduthu barile randu waitermar thammil-

Onnaman: aa urangunna kakshiye vilichunarthu. Ennittu venam namukku pokan.

Randaman: Vendeda. Oro thavana unarumpozhum billile panam tharunnundu!

Barman Joke
Madyapanay Kesu veettilethi TV parasyam kandasesham: barmanillatha barilekku ini njanilla.
Ithu ketta makan: Njangalilla ennu para

Bar Jokes in Malayalam
Baril vishamathode irikkunna kannanodu Prabhu: Entha, enthu patti aake vishamichirikkunnathu?

Kannan: Ini melil madyapikkillennu innale ammayude thalayiladichu sathyam cheythu.

Prabhu: Athu nannayi. Ammakku santhoshamayikkanum.

Kannan: Arinjukooda, thalayiladichappazhe amma marichu!



Shappil kayari madyapicha sesham nanappan noorinte note koduthu.

Shappukaran: Entha he.. ithu vyaaja nottanallo?
Nanappan: Njanividunnu kazhichathum vyajanalle!

Mallu Bar Joke
Oru divasam daivam bhoomiyil vannu. Aduthu kanda baril kayari 50 kuppiyadichu. Antahm vita barudama: Ningalentha ethrayadichalum pampaaville?

Daivam: najan daivamalle?

Barudama: Ippol pampayi thudangi!

Mallu Joke
Yudhdhathil pankrduthu madangivanna jawan: Njan ampathu perude kaiyum vere ampathu perude kaalum vettiyeduthittundu.

Kelvikkaran: Athentha thala vettathirunnathu?

Jawan: Athu nerathe aaro vettiyeduthirunnu

Mallu Wedding Invitation Joke
Pazhaya snehithanmaraya Ramanum Madhavanum kandumuttiyappol Raman: Neeyoru pennine snehichirunnallo. Ennittenthayi?

Madhavan: kalyanam kazhinju.

Raman: Oho, ennittenikkoru kalyanakkuri polum ayachillallo.

Madhavan: Aval enikku polum ayachilla, pinnalle ninakku

Stock Market Joke in Malayalam
Anil: Mumbayil ettavum safe aaya sthalam ethanu?

Pramod: Mumbai Stock Exchange! Kaaranam avide pottan onnum thanne baakkiyilla.

Saree Joke
Geetha Miniyodu : Innale raathri TVyiloru cinemayundayirunnu. Sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaadee athu.

Mini : Entha athinte katha?

Geetha : Sathyathil kathayonnum enikku manassilaayilla.

Mini : Appol sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaanennu paranjatho?

Geetha :Athil naalpathu sariyaadi naayika maari maari udukkunnathu.

Girlfriends Joke
Hema: Ente bharthaavu parayukaya, njan Aiswarya Raiyekkal sundariyanennu.

Pushpa: Angere kandappazhe enikku thonniyirunnu, kannukalkkentho kuzhappamundennu.

Two Friends Joke
Pradeep: Swantham partikkar thane nine krooramayi marddichennu kettallo…

Anoop: Athu… enikkonnu naavu pizhachathinado.

Pradeep: Athinu ithrayum kadutha prayogamao? Aatte neeyentha paranjathu?

Anoop: Sweekarana chadanginidayil party nethavu njangalkkoru ‘asset’ aanennu parayendathinu pakaram ‘asathanennu’ paranju poyi.

Funny Joke in Malayalam
Salini Meenayodu: Neeyenthadi sanimooninu povukayanennu paranjathu? Honeymoon ennalle parayendathu?

Meena: Njangal honemooninu pokumpol ammayi ammayum koode varunnennu.

Mallu ATM Joke
Joby Bobiyodu: ATMnte ethirvasathu bookshop nadathunna Raniye nee engine valacheda? Aval kaasullavarodu maathram changatham koodunna type aanallo.

Bobi: Athu valare simple. Divasam oru moonu thavana veetham aa ATM counteril keri veruthe balance nokki ponnu… Randaazhcha kazhinjappo aval kaanumpam chrikkan thudangiyeda…

Time Joke in Malayalam
Ramu: Samayamenthayi?

Damu: Anchu Anchu

Ramu: Enikku nannayi chevi kelkkam. Oru praavasyam paranjal mathi.

Anitha Sunitha Joke
Anitha: mathsarathil swarna medal vangiya bharthavine kittiyittum ninakku pattiniyaanenno?

Sunitha: Angerkku theta mathsarathinadee swarnamedal kittiyathu.

Plastic Surgery Joke
Rajappan: Enthaado than vallathe vishamichirikkunnathu?

Thomachan: Njanoralkku plasic surgery cheyyan nalulaksham roopa kadam koduthirunnedo.

Rajappan: Ennittu thirichu kittiyille?

Thomachan: Ayaale ippol thiricharinjittu vende thirichu chodikkan!

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Peter: James, Ayalenthinaa garbhiniyaya bharyaye kooti aa fast food kadayilekku pokunnathu?

James: Avide ‘Delivery Free’ enna board tookkiyittirikkunnathu kaaranama

Malayalam Joke in English
Aneesh: ‘Panam sampadikkanulla oru eluppa margam’ enna oru book nee purathirakkumennu paranjirunnallo? Entha ithuvare purathirakkiyille?

Saneesh: Athinulla panam tharappeduthanulla nettottathilanu changathee njan!

Mallu Reality Show Joke
Gopal: Arinjo? Nammude Rajappane reality showyude judge aakkaan kilukilukkam chanel theerumanichu

Dayal: Athilentha ithra athbhutham? Ayal pande mattullavarude kuttam kandu pidikkan midukkanalle?

Malayalam English Joke
Rajappane English marunnu kadayil ninnu pirichu vittu. Kaaranamanveshicha suhruthinodu Rajappan: Marunnu kuppikalile lebalil marunnukalude peru type cheyyathathina.
Suhruthu: Entha thanathu cheyyathirunnathu?
Rajappan: Kuppi typewriteril kerande?

Funny Friends Joke
Puzhakkaryiloode povukayayirunna mandanaya Ramanodu akkare ninna koottukaran: Edo, enikku akkare ethan vazhiyundo?
Raman: Edo thirumanda, thanippol akkarethanneyalle?

Friends Joke in Malayalam
Sadasivan suhruthinodu: Nnanenthu paranjaalum ente bharya udan anusarikkum. Njan choodu vellam kondu varaan paranjal aval aa secondil kondu varum.
Suhruthu: Enthinaa choodu vellam?
Sadasivan: Paathrangal kazhukaan!

Malayalam Friends Joke
Rajappan suhruthinodu: ‘I am going’ ithinte arthamentha?
Suhruthu: Njan povukaya.
Rajappan: Aarodu chodichalum ithu thanneyanallo parenathu. Thanenkilum utharam paranjittu podo!

Joke
Apakadathil pettayaalinte mruthadeham parisodhikkunnathinide S.I constabilinodu: Ayaalude pocket koodi onnu parisodiche

Constable: Njanathu aadyame parisodhichatha sir. Ee daridravaseede kaiyil onnumilla.

Nice Joke
Policekaran kallanodu: Thallukondittum thanenthado chirikkunnathu?

Kallan: Sarinekkal aarogyam ente bharyakkanallo ennorthaa.

Joke in Malayalam
Pothu sthalathu puka valichathinu pidi koodiya Madhya vayaskanodu S.I: Peru chodichappol ennodu chirikkan parayunno? Aaredaa nee?

Appol aduthu ninnayaal: Iyaal smile ennalla saar paranjathu, ‘Ismail’ enna. Alpam vikkulla aalaa saar!

Funny Police Joke in Malayalam
SI: njan paranja kallane thookiyeduthondu vanno?
Policukaran: uvvu saar, 85 kiloyundu.

Cop Joke in Malayalam
SI kolakkes prathiyodu: Kola nadathumpol athinu pinnilenthenkilum undayirunno?

Prathi: Oru kallu shappundayirunnu saar!

Malayalam Family Jokes

Dad Vs. Son Joke in Malayalam
Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…

Makan: Sariyacha
Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?

Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Funny Joke
Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?

Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?

Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?

Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Family Love Joke
Achan: Eda nee etho oru penkuttiyumayi premathilanennu ee naattil muzhuvan paattanallo. Ini backi aarenkilumundoda ithariyanayittu?

Makan: Aa penkutti ithuvare sangathi arinjittillennu thonnunnu.

Father and Son Joke
Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.
Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Daughter in Law Joke
Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.

Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?

Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Housemaid Joke in Malayalam
Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?

Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.

Kochamma: Athenthinadee?

Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Achan Makan Joke
Achan: Kando… ninakkivide padikkan enthokke saukaryangalundu. Table lampum mesem kaserayum ellam undu. Ninakkariyaamo? Mahanmaray palarum street lightinte keezhilirunnu padichavara!

Makan: Appam achanu njanoru mahanakunnathu ishtamalla. Atha enne ee table lampinte keezhiliruthi padippikkunnathu!

Uncle Whisky Joke
Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?

Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Funny Father Son Joke
Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…

Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Drunken Joke
Kudichu lakkillathe kidakkunna varkkiyude vayarinu mukalil vannu kidakkunna makanodu
Varkki: Ente vayarilanoda kidakkunnathu? Maarikkidakku.

Makan: Ennittu amma kurachu munpu parayunnathu kettallo vellamadichal vayattil kidakkanamennu.

Achan Makan Malayalam Joke
Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…
Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?
Makan: Swimming poolinte.
Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

House Robbery Joke
Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…

Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.

Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

Engineering College Son Joke
Engineeringinu padikkunna makan: Acha, collegial pokan enikku eeyazhcha thanne oru bike vangitharanam.

Achan: Nammude veedinaduthulla engineering collegial pokan biko? Daivam ninakku randu kaal nalkiyathenthinaa?

Makan: Oru kaalu gear mattanum matte kaalu brake chavittanum.

Housemaid Joke
Rarichan muthalali velakkari mariyayodu: Melaal nee kulikkumpol kulimuriyude vathil adakkaruthu.
Mariya: Athenthina muthalali?

Muthalali: Nee kulikkumpol njan ethi nokkiyennu kochammayude parathi varathirikkana.

Love Marriage Joke
Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?

Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Makan: Acha, mashi valare vilayulla sadhanamano?

Achan: Alla, entha nee angane chodikkan?

Makan: Ente kaiyil ninnu mashikkuppi carpetil veenathinu ammayenthinaa pinne deshyappedunnathu?

Funny Joke
Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Housemaid Family Joke
Velakkari odivannu Binduvinodu: Chechee, de appurathe veettile moonu pennungal chernnu chechiyude ammayiammaye thallunnu! Odi vaa!

Bindu odi purathethi. Ammayiammaye ayalkkar thallunnathu nokkininnu.

Velakkari: Ayyo! Entha nokkinilkkunnathu? Vegam chennu sahayikku.

Bindu: O, ente sahaayamonnum vendenne. Avar moonuper thanne dharaalama.

Animal Joke
Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.

Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.

Achan: Enthu?

Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanennu!

Drinking Joke
Amma: Neeyinnale raathri kudichittu vannittu bodhamillathe varandayilla kidannurangiyathu!

Makan: Cheetha kootteketta amme ellattinum kaaranam. Aaru kuppi beer… Anchu koottukar… Anchuperum kudikkilla ennu vachal?

Achan Makan Mallu Joke
Makan: Oppidunnathinu pakaram achan enthinanu ente progress cardil viraladayalam pathichathu?

Achan: Ninakku kittiya mark anusarichu ninte achanu aksharabhyaasam undavan oru vazhiyumilla.

Onion Joke
Kochamma: Enna mooppichu pottumpol ulliyittu vazhattanamennu paranjittu neeyenthadee karichu kalanjathu?

Velakkari: Aa samyatha ulli thinnan ividathe saaru vannathu!

Daughter in Law Joke
Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!

Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.

Makan: thank you acha

Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Drum Joke
Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?

Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Funny Lawyer Judge Malayalam Joke

Judji: Ningal ithinu munpu jailil poyittundo?
Prathi: illa emane?

Judji: Athinu karayunnathenthina? Ippo thanne ningale angottayachekkam.

Theft Joke
Judji: Thankal moshanam nadathiyo?

Prathi: nadathi your honour

Judji: Ningal enganeyaanu moshanam nadathiyathu?

Prathi: saarini ee vayasam kalathu athu padichittenthu cheyyana?

Judge and Accused Joke
Judji: Moshanathinu munpu ningal swantham bharyayeyum makkaleyum kurichu enthukondu orthilla?

Prathi: Orthu saar, pakshe kadayil purushanmarude vasthrangal mathrameyundayirunnullu.

Funny Lawyer Joke in Malayalam
Vakkeel parathikkariyodu: Veettinullile vasthukkalellam ingane valichuvaari erinjukidakkunnathu kandittum oru kallan veettil pravesichathayi thanikku manassilayille?

Parathikkari: Illa, njan dharichathu, ente bharthavu alakkithecha oru shirt nokkiyathayirikkumenna saar!

Judge and Court Joke in Malayalam
Judji prathiyode: Ningal oru kozhiye moshtichu ennullathu sariyano?
Prathi:Sariyanu
Judji: Ningalkku vakkeelanmar aarenkilumundo?
Prathi: Illa saar
Judji: Aareyenkilum erppadu cheyyano?
Prathi: Ayyo venda saar, ottakku thinnan vendiya njan kozhiye mottichathu!

Malayalam Judge Joke
Kodathiyil prathiye vistharikkunnathinide judge: Order, Order!
Prathi: Randu vada, oru masala dosa, oru kappi, pinne thanuthathenthenkilum…
Judge: Shut up…
Prathi: Athalla seven up!

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