Gramar classil Teacher

Gramar classil Teacher:'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

Boy : 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher ?

Teacher : it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

Clasil erunnu Rama Rama

Clasil erunnu Rama Rama chollunna kutti galodu............

Teacher:kutti enthina Rama Rama chollunnathu?

Kutti:Amma paranjittondu urangunnathinu munbu Raama naamam japikkanam ennu.....

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu.

Binil mon

Teacher:mutta viriju kozhi kujugal purathiragunnu albuthathannayallay

Binil mon:athalla enik albutham egannay kozhikunju muttayckagathu keyari paty ennullathnu

You hav to aim90% marks

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

School and Teacher Student Jokes in Malayalam

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.