Hai dear first count the star…
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entha ennikazinjo …
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille… Goooooooooood Morning.
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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.
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Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum “INTEL” inside and “MENTAL” outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum “COOL” inside and “FOOL” outside
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Sometimes i 4get to ask,
“R U OK?”
Sometimes i even miss to say,
“Hi”
But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.
No Never..
Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!! 
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Every second god remembers you.
Every minute god blesses you.
Every hour god cares for you.
Bcoz every day i pray to him..
” Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. “
Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?
Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.
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Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?
Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta
Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?
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Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?
Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye
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Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara
Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.
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Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.
Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.
Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.
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Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.
Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?
Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?
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Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo
Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…
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Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.
Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…
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Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?
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Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.
Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?
Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!
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Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Kamukan: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?
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Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
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Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla…
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Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu…
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Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam…
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Tintumon doctorude aduth
Tintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povum
Doctor:athinentha?
Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povum
doctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.
Tintumon:bbut,njan 10 manika eneekkunne…
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Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!
The Funny Transform of Malayalam Actor jayan dialogues
Just 4 Fun...
# Oru muthalaye kittiyirunnengil malpidutahm nadathamaayirunnu !
# Onnu bhoomi kulungiyirunengil thullichadamaayirunnu !
# Oru kambipara kittiyirunengil onnu pallukuthamaayirunnu!
# Oru road kittiyirunengil Thara Para ezhuthi padikkamaayirunnu!
# Oru thengu kittiyirunengil otichu nakku vadikkamaayirunnu !
# Jayan had a fight with the villain and lost one of his teeth. Then he sings a Hindi song. Can you guess the song?
Jenu eku pal nahim aur koi hal nahim Saiyoni
# Randu moonnu idly kittyirunengil shirt nu buttons pidippikkamaayirunnu!
# Jayan jumped off from a flying plane and landed on rock.
He says “Plane il ninnu chadiyappol oru parayilanu veenathu. athukondu onnum pattiyilla. Kadalil veenirunnengil shirt um pants um ellam njanjenne” !]
# Randu moonnu aannaye kittiyirunengil ammanam adamaayirunnu !
# Jayan entered Seema’s Home. He says to Seema “Seema door adaykanda, ente pants pirake varunnundu” !
# Jayan is being questioned on a train tragedy.
He explains “Attayanennu karuthi chavittiyathu train-il aayirunnu”
# Theeppettiyanennu karuthi pants te pocket il eduthittathu cement chack ayirunnu!
Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..
Achan : Ninteyo?
Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty
Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...
Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu
