Showing posts with label Lawyer Judge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lawyer Judge. Show all posts

Funny Lawyer Judge Malayalam Joke

Judji: Ningal ithinu munpu jailil poyittundo?
Prathi: illa emane?

Judji: Athinu karayunnathenthina? Ippo thanne ningale angottayachekkam.

Theft Joke
Judji: Thankal moshanam nadathiyo?

Prathi: nadathi your honour

Judji: Ningal enganeyaanu moshanam nadathiyathu?

Prathi: saarini ee vayasam kalathu athu padichittenthu cheyyana?

Judge and Accused Joke
Judji: Moshanathinu munpu ningal swantham bharyayeyum makkaleyum kurichu enthukondu orthilla?

Prathi: Orthu saar, pakshe kadayil purushanmarude vasthrangal mathrameyundayirunnullu.

Funny Lawyer Joke in Malayalam
Vakkeel parathikkariyodu: Veettinullile vasthukkalellam ingane valichuvaari erinjukidakkunnathu kandittum oru kallan veettil pravesichathayi thanikku manassilayille?

Parathikkari: Illa, njan dharichathu, ente bharthavu alakkithecha oru shirt nokkiyathayirikkumenna saar!

Judge and Court Joke in Malayalam
Judji prathiyode: Ningal oru kozhiye moshtichu ennullathu sariyano?
Prathi:Sariyanu
Judji: Ningalkku vakkeelanmar aarenkilumundo?
Prathi: Illa saar
Judji: Aareyenkilum erppadu cheyyano?
Prathi: Ayyo venda saar, ottakku thinnan vendiya njan kozhiye mottichathu!

Malayalam Judge Joke
Kodathiyil prathiye vistharikkunnathinide judge: Order, Order!
Prathi: Randu vada, oru masala dosa, oru kappi, pinne thanuthathenthenkilum…
Judge: Shut up…
Prathi: Athalla seven up!