Showing posts with label Sardar jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar jokes. Show all posts

Sardar oru college thudangi.



Sardar oru college thudangi.
Athinte peru...
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Athu thanne SARDAR MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING.

docter sardarjiyodu paranju

docter sardarjiyodu paranju: nigal 2 manikkoorinullil marikkum. Marikkunnathinu munb nigalk areyenkil kananamennundo? Sardarji:und. nalla oru doctere.

sardar ayalude serventinod

sardar ayalude serventinod:poyi chedikalkkellam vellam nanaykku: servent:eppol maya peyyunnund. sardar:athukondentha?oru kudayeduthu poyi nanaykku .

orikkal oraparijithan sardarjiyod

orikkal oraparijithan sardarjiyod chodichu:''nigal evid eyanu janichathu?'' sardarji:panjabil. aparijithan:ethu bhagam? sardarji:o....alla....angane bhagamayittalla.ente shareeram muyuvanumayi panjabilanu janichathu.

Address thannaal njan pokaam..!!"



Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

ivide oru paalam venam



Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

santhosham kondu kannu kaanan



Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi.



Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

Frnd to salesman: 1

litre ulli.
Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

Frnd:entha?


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sardar:potta,nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

sardarjimar bikil pokumbol

2 sardarjimar bikil pokumbol avarku oru pothi kiti athu thuranu nokiyapol athil 2 bomb apol

1 sardarji;ithu namuku plice stationil kodukam

2 sardar;vazhiyil vachu 1 potiyalo

1 sardar;saramila namuku matethu kondukodukam

My wife kidnapped

Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

ivide oru paalam venam

Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

Sardar attending an interview

Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!

Wife:
Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
veedu ipol

veezhum !

Sardar:
Nee kidannu urngan nokku.Nammude veedu allallo..



Vaadaka veedalle..

Ente Kayyilulla Kuttayil

Sardarji : Ente Kayyilulla Kuttayil Enthanennu Paranjal athile

10 mutta Ninaku Tharum. Ethra Mutta Undennu Paranjal Athile 70 Muttayum Ninakku Tharam. Enthinte Muttayanennu Paranjal Muttayitta Kozhiyeyum Ninakku Tharaam..!

TINTU MON: oru Clue Tharumo.... 

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting panikku vannathaanu oru sardar. Vaikunneram pani kazhimhu pokumbol Sardar : " Malik muje paisa chahiye." Ithu ketta Hindi athra ariyaaththa Koyakka : " Baai ...hamara thumara IDAPAADU nahi hei.. thum thumaraa muthalaaliyodu chodikku.."

JOY ALUKKAS il joli kittiya sardar

JOY ALUKKAS il joli kittiya sardar athu upekshichu. b’cos He saw a board there ‘PANIKKOOLI ILLA , PANI KURAVUM ILLA’

Sardar swapnam kandu

Sardar swapnam kandu:Aaro ayale kollunnath.
pittennu sardar thante ICICI account pinvalichu.,
karanam..?
"ICICI ningalude swapnam yadarthyamakkun

Kothuk kadi konda sardar

Kothuk kadi konda sardar kadicha kothukine veruthevittu
Ithu kanda frnd: enthina kothukine veruthe vittathu?
Sardar: onnumillenkilum avan ente chorayalledaa...

pandoke njan mathiyayirunu ellarkum

pandoke njan mathiyayirunu ellarkum.

njanayirunu onnaman.
annoke aadyam njan pinne avan ennayirunnu.
ippol kadhayellam maaripoyi. ellayidathum avanayi onnaman.



njan malayali allathayipoyille..


ippo ningalkoke aa Tintu mathi. pakshe oru naal njan shakthamayi madangi varum.urapp.nokkiko.
-sardarG-

Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikununu

SSLC 10 vettom thotta sardar thante pen universityiku ayachu koduthu koode oru kurippum!













Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikununu.




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