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Malayalam Sms Jokes

Apupam: Tin2vinde kalyanam nadathanam

Fthr: Avann kallyana prayam ayilalo!


Tin2: kalyanam kaziyatte orazchak ulil kanich tharam ende "POWER"

9 CRAZY SHOPS Of 2012

1. GANDHI Hair Dresers
2. SALIM KUMAR Beauty Parlr
3. SRESANTH pryr cntr
4. MOHAN LAL Fitnes Cntr
5. MAMOTY Dancn Schol
6. V S group of speech n fst voiz traing
7. KUNJALIKUTTY grlz hostel
8. NAYANTARA long dress shop
And finaly the rocking one...
9. PRITHVIRAJ persnalty devlpmnt centr...!

aaranu mone angane viliche ? Karadi vinu

Kutti teacherodu., Teacher, avanenne elumban Raju.,nnu vilikkunnu.
Teacher:-aaranu mone angane viliche ?
Karadi vinu.

Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum Azheekod

"Mudi neettiyaal "
Njan Dhoniyekal nannayi paatu padum
Micheal Jacksonekal nannayi bat cheyum
Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum
Azheekod

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

Onnu poyi kulichu koode

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde.


Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

nokikko..!

Enikke aarum msg ayakkunnilla.
vishamam undu..
njan evidekkengilum pooyi oru
kayar eduthe marathil ketti..

aarukkum oru shalyamakathe..

unjal aadum!
nokikko..!

urakkamano?

urakkamano?

busy ano?
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distrub cheyyunnathil sorry
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1samshayam chothikkananu
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basher nte "mathilukal" hollow bricks
ano atho vettukkallo?

Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,

Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu, Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
Po "KOTHUKE" thalli kollum njan;-)

I LOVE YOU

Njan I LOVE YOU ennu paranjappol
avalude kannukal chuvannu!
njan arinjirunnilla next ente kavil chuvakkumennu...
chirikkendaa aval LIPSTICK ittirunnu...!

BEER

jeevithathill dukavum santhoshavum maari maari varum
so, BEER ADI.
Sorry, navu slip aayipoyatha so 'BE READY' to face it...

Funny Malayalam SMS

Kamuki: Ente achan naale chetante veettilottu varum. Chettane athyavasyamayi onnu kaananamennu.
Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?
Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.
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Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?
Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta
Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?
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Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?
Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye
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Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara
Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.
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Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.
Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.
Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.
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Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.
Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?
Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?
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Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo
Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…
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Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.
Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…
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Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?
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Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.
Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?
Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!
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Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Kamukan: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?
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Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..

2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,

3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..

PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY SALARY RS:20000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..

SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU

Aadyamayi kandath ormayundo?

aadhyamayi mindiyathu?

aadhyamayi pinangiyathu?

"SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU ormakkum budhikkum santhosh brahmi"

kumarimarude swapna kamukan

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan "YOUR NAME" ithaa urakkam unnarne...

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.