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Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aay

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Improve your general knowledge

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

Bhagavan cinemayude ticket kandeduthu

FLASH NEWSSSS::::::::::::::::::

Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!

Njaan veetil poyi Veetil aarum ilaayirunu

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."
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Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.

Very good ! Intelligent !

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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Angane College 1st aai

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

U will see a super scene

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

MENAKA GANDHI paranju LOVE animals

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju

" People should LOVE animals"

dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I remember, how we met before.....train stopped,windows opened,

U looked in to my eyes and then U saididly, dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..Njan ninne kettikkotte..Evide kettanam.Ummarathu kettanam.Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi..

Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee

Nilavulla thanuththa rathriyil Ninneyum Kettipidichchu njaan Ee lokathodu Vilichu parayum..........." Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee"

Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu

Edaa.. nee urangiyillallo..?Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu..Vilichunarthi Buddimuttichathil shamikkanam..Ninte oru photo fax cheythazhakkamo?Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu.. athaanu..Njangal ivide cheettu kalikkukayaanu.. Joker card nashtapettu poyi..

urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle

bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaruanu..?

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Manoj . K. Jayan.( urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle..)

lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

one day while walking through the forest gandhi saw a lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

Why..?

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It's not Indhira gandhi.

innathe - ira - gandhi ennanu sinham chinthichathu

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu

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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)

Which is the first surgery in the world?

Which is the first surgery in the world?
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Adaminte vaariyellu oori havva( Eve) ye srishtichu