Sardarji beachil rest cheyukayayirunnu
American:r u relaxing? Sardar:no,I am Gopalsing. Another amerikan: r u relaxing?
sardar: Ithu valiya kashtamayalo. No Man I am Gopalsing. sahiketa sardar appurathe Americanodu: R U relaxing? American:yes, sardar: kuthe ka bacha nee ivide Irikukayano, Ninne nokitatha avar nadakunu.
Phir milenge

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

Train stationil nirthi. Oral sardarinod: "ithu ethu stationaa?"
Sardar alochichu. adutha station aayitum alojichu theernilla.

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"

Once a sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"
Sardar : "Father of Dineshan"

Other : "How?"







Sardar : "I've studied that Gandhiji is the father of Dineshan (the nation)"

A sardar on an interview 4 da

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar is in a dissection class

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

Njaan BSC final year

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Sardar jokes in Malayalam Sardar visit a chinese

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee...

Sardar jokes in Malayalam

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."

Ini paranjittu karyamilla..

Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"

SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.

Njan nintae password kandu

ATM counteril oral: Ha ..Ha..Njan nintae password kandu..its 4 star(****)
Sardar:ha..ha..mandan athu 3274 aanu

Medical shopil Sardar

Medical shopil Sardar:Chumakkulla marunnundo?

Shop owner:'TONIC' Aano?

Sardar:Alla,Enikka..

Venda.. njan marichollame

Yaman:Ninte samayam theernnu..

Sardar:Rakshapadan vere vazhiyille?

Yaman:Undu..e msg readerne KISS cheyyanam

Sardar:Venda.. njan marichollame!

Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte

Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunjungallod enthaannu parayuka?

Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!

Sardarinu oru sms kitty

Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum

Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?

Sardar:Karentilla

Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!

Sardar Gramasabayil

Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam

Member:Palamo?

Sardar:Athe

Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo

Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!

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u+ur house=paapi chennayidam pathalam.



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Sardar Malayalam Jocks

sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment