Maths, Makan and Achan Joke
Makan: Acha, naalum moonum koottiyal ethraya?
Achan: Viddi, ithupolumariyille? Akathu poyi calculator edithittu vaa. Ninneyinnu padippichittu thanne karyam
Short Joke in Malayalam
Ramani Jolikkariyodu: Edee, ente ee randu valakalum magic valakala!
Jolikkari: Athengane ariyaam?
Ramani: Njanithu evide sookshichu vachalum odukkam ninte pettikkakathu ninnalle kittunnathu?
Joke in Malayalam
Maranasannanayi kidakkunna achan makanodu: Ente kaalasesham nee aarude mumpilum kai neetti jeevikkaruthu.
Makan: Athengane pattumacha, njan private bassile conductaralle?
Funny Bar Joke
Ardharathriyodaduthu barile randu waitermar thammil-
Onnaman: aa urangunna kakshiye vilichunarthu. Ennittu venam namukku pokan.
Randaman: Vendeda. Oro thavana unarumpozhum billile panam tharunnundu!
Barman Joke
Madyapanay Kesu veettilethi TV parasyam kandasesham: barmanillatha barilekku ini njanilla.
Ithu ketta makan: Njangalilla ennu para
Bar Jokes in Malayalam
Baril vishamathode irikkunna kannanodu Prabhu: Entha, enthu patti aake vishamichirikkunnathu?
Kannan: Ini melil madyapikkillennu innale ammayude thalayiladichu sathyam cheythu.
Prabhu: Athu nannayi. Ammakku santhoshamayikkanum.
Kannan: Arinjukooda, thalayiladichappazhe amma marichu!
Shappil kayari madyapicha sesham nanappan noorinte note koduthu.
Shappukaran: Entha he.. ithu vyaaja nottanallo?
Nanappan: Njanividunnu kazhichathum vyajanalle!
Mallu Bar Joke
Oru divasam daivam bhoomiyil vannu. Aduthu kanda baril kayari 50 kuppiyadichu. Antahm vita barudama: Ningalentha ethrayadichalum pampaaville?
Daivam: najan daivamalle?
Barudama: Ippol pampayi thudangi!
Mallu Joke
Yudhdhathil pankrduthu madangivanna jawan: Njan ampathu perude kaiyum vere ampathu perude kaalum vettiyeduthittundu.
Kelvikkaran: Athentha thala vettathirunnathu?
Jawan: Athu nerathe aaro vettiyeduthirunnu
Mallu Wedding Invitation Joke
Pazhaya snehithanmaraya Ramanum Madhavanum kandumuttiyappol Raman: Neeyoru pennine snehichirunnallo. Ennittenthayi?
Madhavan: kalyanam kazhinju.
Raman: Oho, ennittenikkoru kalyanakkuri polum ayachillallo.
Madhavan: Aval enikku polum ayachilla, pinnalle ninakku
Stock Market Joke in Malayalam
Anil: Mumbayil ettavum safe aaya sthalam ethanu?
Pramod: Mumbai Stock Exchange! Kaaranam avide pottan onnum thanne baakkiyilla.
Saree Joke
Geetha Miniyodu : Innale raathri TVyiloru cinemayundayirunnu. Sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaadee athu.
Mini : Entha athinte katha?
Geetha : Sathyathil kathayonnum enikku manassilaayilla.
Mini : Appol sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaanennu paranjatho?
Geetha :Athil naalpathu sariyaadi naayika maari maari udukkunnathu.
Girlfriends Joke
Hema: Ente bharthaavu parayukaya, njan Aiswarya Raiyekkal sundariyanennu.
Pushpa: Angere kandappazhe enikku thonniyirunnu, kannukalkkentho kuzhappamundennu.
Two Friends Joke
Pradeep: Swantham partikkar thane nine krooramayi marddichennu kettallo…
Anoop: Athu… enikkonnu naavu pizhachathinado.
Pradeep: Athinu ithrayum kadutha prayogamao? Aatte neeyentha paranjathu?
Anoop: Sweekarana chadanginidayil party nethavu njangalkkoru ‘asset’ aanennu parayendathinu pakaram ‘asathanennu’ paranju poyi.
Funny Joke in Malayalam
Salini Meenayodu: Neeyenthadi sanimooninu povukayanennu paranjathu? Honeymoon ennalle parayendathu?
Meena: Njangal honemooninu pokumpol ammayi ammayum koode varunnennu.
Mallu ATM Joke
Joby Bobiyodu: ATMnte ethirvasathu bookshop nadathunna Raniye nee engine valacheda? Aval kaasullavarodu maathram changatham koodunna type aanallo.
Bobi: Athu valare simple. Divasam oru moonu thavana veetham aa ATM counteril keri veruthe balance nokki ponnu… Randaazhcha kazhinjappo aval kaanumpam chrikkan thudangiyeda…
Time Joke in Malayalam
Ramu: Samayamenthayi?
Damu: Anchu Anchu
Ramu: Enikku nannayi chevi kelkkam. Oru praavasyam paranjal mathi.
Anitha Sunitha Joke
Anitha: mathsarathil swarna medal vangiya bharthavine kittiyittum ninakku pattiniyaanenno?
Sunitha: Angerkku theta mathsarathinadee swarnamedal kittiyathu.
Plastic Surgery Joke
Rajappan: Enthaado than vallathe vishamichirikkunnathu?
Thomachan: Njanoralkku plasic surgery cheyyan nalulaksham roopa kadam koduthirunnedo.
Rajappan: Ennittu thirichu kittiyille?
Thomachan: Ayaale ippol thiricharinjittu vende thirichu chodikkan!
Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Peter: James, Ayalenthinaa garbhiniyaya bharyaye kooti aa fast food kadayilekku pokunnathu?
James: Avide ‘Delivery Free’ enna board tookkiyittirikkunnathu kaaranama
Malayalam Joke in English
Aneesh: ‘Panam sampadikkanulla oru eluppa margam’ enna oru book nee purathirakkumennu paranjirunnallo? Entha ithuvare purathirakkiyille?
Saneesh: Athinulla panam tharappeduthanulla nettottathilanu changathee njan!
Mallu Reality Show Joke
Gopal: Arinjo? Nammude Rajappane reality showyude judge aakkaan kilukilukkam chanel theerumanichu
Dayal: Athilentha ithra athbhutham? Ayal pande mattullavarude kuttam kandu pidikkan midukkanalle?
Malayalam English Joke
Rajappane English marunnu kadayil ninnu pirichu vittu. Kaaranamanveshicha suhruthinodu Rajappan: Marunnu kuppikalile lebalil marunnukalude peru type cheyyathathina.
Suhruthu: Entha thanathu cheyyathirunnathu?
Rajappan: Kuppi typewriteril kerande?
Funny Friends Joke
Puzhakkaryiloode povukayayirunna mandanaya Ramanodu akkare ninna koottukaran: Edo, enikku akkare ethan vazhiyundo?
Raman: Edo thirumanda, thanippol akkarethanneyalle?
Friends Joke in Malayalam
Sadasivan suhruthinodu: Nnanenthu paranjaalum ente bharya udan anusarikkum. Njan choodu vellam kondu varaan paranjal aval aa secondil kondu varum.
Suhruthu: Enthinaa choodu vellam?
Sadasivan: Paathrangal kazhukaan!
Malayalam Friends Joke
Rajappan suhruthinodu: ‘I am going’ ithinte arthamentha?
Suhruthu: Njan povukaya.
Rajappan: Aarodu chodichalum ithu thanneyanallo parenathu. Thanenkilum utharam paranjittu podo!
Joke
Apakadathil pettayaalinte mruthadeham parisodhikkunnathinide S.I constabilinodu: Ayaalude pocket koodi onnu parisodiche
Constable: Njanathu aadyame parisodhichatha sir. Ee daridravaseede kaiyil onnumilla.
Nice Joke
Policekaran kallanodu: Thallukondittum thanenthado chirikkunnathu?
Kallan: Sarinekkal aarogyam ente bharyakkanallo ennorthaa.
Joke in Malayalam
Pothu sthalathu puka valichathinu pidi koodiya Madhya vayaskanodu S.I: Peru chodichappol ennodu chirikkan parayunno? Aaredaa nee?
Appol aduthu ninnayaal: Iyaal smile ennalla saar paranjathu, ‘Ismail’ enna. Alpam vikkulla aalaa saar!
Funny Police Joke in Malayalam
SI: njan paranja kallane thookiyeduthondu vanno?
Policukaran: uvvu saar, 85 kiloyundu.
SI kolakkes prathiyodu: Kola nadathumpol athinu pinnilenthenkilum undayirunno?
Prathi: Oru kallu shappundayirunnu saar!
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