Showing posts with label Chumma SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chumma SMS. Show all posts

Parayaan OruPaadu Undayittum

Parayaan OruPaadu Undayittum Parayatha Vaakugal Mownathinte Thadavugalilek Namme Valicheriyumbol Marayunnath Jeevithathinte Nalla Nimishangalanu

Dhukka Sathyangal Enne

Dhukka Sathyangal Enne Noki Chirikkunnu Dhukkam Marakkan Njanum Chirikkunnu

Mazha peyyunna pole yannum

Mazha peyyunna pole yannum njan msg ayyi peyyum.'aa vedhana mazhayaya NJAN THORUNNA VARAA MATHRAM'

Kayyile kaasu koduth u kadikkunna pattiye

Teacher : ” Kayyile kaasu koduth u kadikkunna pattiye vaanguka ” ee pazhanchollinu oru example parayuka.

Deepu Mon : Kochi IPL 4 crores koduthu Sreesanthine vaangi…!

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?
option
1.america
2.russia
3.chaina
4.india
answer"chaina"
bcoz
"no guarentee no warrenty"

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale



Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!




Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?



Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?




Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?




Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam



Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?




Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal



Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…




Makan: Sariyacha

Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?




Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Kandappol parayan madi. Vilikkanum chammal.

Kandappol parayan madi.
Vilikkanum chammal.
Athinalanu e msg. No ennu parayaruthu.

Njan oru "LIFEBOY" vaangithannal kulikkamo!!!

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL



5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU

POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3,

AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE

JANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS

Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!! 

Njan avale nokki I love u paranju

Jan.1- njan avale nokki. Feb.1- aval ennayum noki. Mar.1- njan I love u paranju. Pinneedu avalum paranju I love u. but calender nokkiappol “april 1″

“Njan Oru kazhutha aanu”

Read dis slowly “Njan Oru kazhutha aanu” Onu koodi vayikkoo. “Njan Oru kazutha aanu” entoru anusarana Assal kazutha thanne!

Ente Priya Kootukaran aakuvan Vendi

Ente Priya Kootukaran aakuvan Vendi Ninne Bhumiyilekku Srishtichayacha aa Daivathodu ore oru Vakku. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “KOLA CHATHI AAYIPPOYI”

Samayam Undekil Vaa…

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ? ? ? ? Samayam Undekil Vaa… Namukk Pujyam Vetti Kalikam. .!

Ellaarkum sukam thanne alle?

Ninte APPAN Ninte APPUPAN Ninte AMMUMMA Ninte AMMA Ninte AMMAYEE Ninte AMMAVAN Pinne ninakkum ellaarkum sukam thanne alle?

day..arodum paraylle ente ponne

Whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..