Showing posts with label Chumma SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chumma SMS. Show all posts

Teacher to rajamanikyam



Teacher to rajamanikyam,Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?

Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?

Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?
Girl:Chi! entha ee parayunnathu? Arenkilum kanum.
Boy:Enikkonnu kandal mathi. Please!
Girl:Hmm. Enikku pediyakunnu
Boy:Saramilla ippam kazhiyum
Havoo! Angane 5 markinte essay aayi...

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.

Deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude



Deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu,

atinte mukalil pandi lorry kayari,

odinju madangi chulungi pappadamayi,

kakka kothi kadalil ittu, athu meen thinnu,

aa meenine kozhi thinnu,

aa kozhi chkkun gunia pidichu chavane...

Bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu

Hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu.

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...

Venda,Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Thukikollunna
Prathiyod:Avasanamayi
Endenkilum
Agrahamundo?
Prathi:1Beedi Valichal
Kollam
Allenkil Venda,Athoru
Sheelamayaalo?

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani.

Hai Dear, ne nale free ano

Hai Dear, ne nale free ano? Namukku oridam vare pokana, Vere evideyum alla, Kazhinja Azhcha palliyil chennapol Fthr paranju, “Ini varumbol kurishu koodi kondu varanamennu!

Ninte vilikkai njan kaathorthirunnu

Ninte vilikkai njan kaathorthirunnu, Njan vilichappol vili kelkan nee undayirunnilla… Athu kondu, Kaadi njan “Pasuvinu koduthu…!! Sorry!!

Bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan

Bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan thante munpil ninna penninte vayaril thadavi..

Apole penkutty achanodu chodichu mathaayiyude suvishesham 113 vayichitundo.

Achan nanichu thalathazthi

veetil chennu mathayi suvishesham vayichu achan njhetti..!

Ninte kaikal melpotu uyarthoo avideyanu swargam!!

Innu cable illatha fone oru fashanayi

Innu cable illatha fone oru fashanayi” Athu pole brain illatha thalayum oru divasam fashanakum hO! annu nee oru velasu velasum

Malappuram world cup song

Malappuram world cup song Aminamina…oh..oh.. Ikka ikka…hey hey… Aminamina ibileese vaa…. Ikka poyi Africa Its time for JAFFER IKKA..

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan “DESABHIMANI” vayikkuka. Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan “VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA”

10,000 Peril 9,000 perku lover undu

10,000 Peril 9,000 perku lover undu ! Appol baaki 1000 perkko..? ? ? ? ? “budhi undu.” By 1000 thil oruvan !

“U ARE A FOOL” Ennu Arenkilum

“U ARE A FOOL” Ennu Arenkilum Paranjal Padhararuthu Aa Paranjavante Kazhuthinu Pidichu Chodikanam.. Nee ithu Engane arinjada?

POTHINODU VEDHAMODHIYITTU

Orupaadu karyangal parayanamennundu Pakshe enthu cheyyum POTHINODU VEDHAMODHIYITTU ORU KARYAVUM ILLALO ??

ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM

“ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM” Enna superhit nadakathinu shesham URVASHI THEATERS abhimanpurasaram samarppikkunna naadakam “VACHITTU PODA”