Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.
.
.
.
.
Urumb paranjathu..
njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunuNinne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!
kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...
Appol Zoo Watchman paranju
"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."
Comedy Malayalam Joke
Manthri prasangikkanethiyappol sadassil aarumilla. Kshubhithanaaya manthri bharavahiyodu: Njan meetingil pankedukkunna karyam ningal pathrathilonnum koduthirunnille?
Bharavaahi: sathyamaayum illa saar.. Pakshe aalukal enganeyo akkaryam manatharinjenna thonnunnathu!
Short and Funny Malayalam Joke
Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.
Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?
Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!
Stupid Joke
Cigarette valikkunna babuvinodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Sigarattinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile sigarattu valikkunnoda?
Babu: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil kerunnathu?
Magic Joke
Oru magic kaaran paripaadikkidayil oru vaal eduthu vizhungi. Ennittu kaanikale velluvilichu. ‘Ithupole oru vidya aarkkengilum kaanikkamo?’
Prekshakarkkidayil undayirunna Raju ithukandu oru parakkalleduthu vizhungi. Ennittu magic kaarane velluvilichu. ‘Ningalkku ithupole cheyyamo?’
Magic kaaran tholvi sammathichu. Ennittu chodichu: Ningal evidunna ee magic padichathu?
Raju: Ithu magic onnumalla. Njan divasavum rationariyude chora unnunnathu!
Short Malayalam Joke
Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.
Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?
Joke
Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.
Reality Show Joke
Reality showyude audition nadakkunnu. Pankedukkanethiya oru kuttiyodu judge: Kuttikku padanariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Dance ariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Pinnenthina ingottu vannathu?
Kutti: Elimination roundel njan bhabgiyayi karanjolam saar.
Mallu Joke
Chhondayumayi nilkkunna Abdukkayodu kootukaran: Entha ikka choondayidathe palathil kayari nilkkunnathu?
Abdukka: Njammalu mazha varan kathhu nilakkayado. Mazha vannal nanayathirikkan meenukalellam koodi ee palathinadiyil kayari nilkkum… Appol pidikkan eluppamalle!
Malayalam Joke
Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.
Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!
Funny Malayalam Joke
Narayanan abdhavasal motor cycle odichethiyathu smasanathil.
Narayan: Ithentha road niraye speed breakerso? Ini ee vazhiyilla.
Girlfriend Joke
Yuvavu daivathodu: Daivame neeyenikku vedan nalkoo..
Dukham nalkoo…
Tension nalkoo…
Ente jeevitham nasippikkoo…
Ente jeevitham kashtappadukal kondu nirakkoo…
Daivam: Otta vakkil paranjal pore; ninakkoru ‘girlfriend’ venam, athrayalleyullu
Cow Joke
Veettamma: Kurachu divasamayi kittunna paalil niraye vellamanallo?
Paalkkaran: Ippol vellappokkamalle kochamme, kazhuthattam vellathila pasu nilkkunnathu.
General Malayalam Joke
Pallyilachan: Entha josephe, bharyaye purathu nirthiyittu nee ottakku?
Joseph: Achanalle kazhinjayazhcha paranjathu ini varumpol ororutharum avaravarude kurisu purathu vakkanamennu.
Office Joke
Rajan (Bhikshakkaranodu): Ningalkku nanamaville ingane bhiksha yachichu nadakkan?
Bhikshakkaran: Pinne ee thozhilinu oru office thurannu vakkan pattumo saare
Birthday Joke
Bhikshakkaran kochammayodu: Amme… vallathum tharane…laddu, jilebi, cake… madhuramulla vallathum tharane
Kochamma: Athenthina madhuramullathu?
Bhikshakaran: Innu ente birthday aanu.
Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Sukumaran Jothsanodu: Enikku muppathanchu vayassayittum kalyanam nadakkathathentha jothsyare?
Jothsyan: Ningalude jathakathil anpathu vayassuvare durithangalonnum undavillenna! Athu kazhinje kalyanam nadakkoo.
Funny Joke
Bhaskaran goorkhayodu: Ella masavum 25 roopa vachu vangikkondu pokunnathinu oru kuravumilla. Innale ente veettil kallan kayariyappol thante podi polum ee bhagathonnum kandillallo.
Goorkha: Ee areayile moshtavu enikku oru veedinu nooru roopa vacha tharunnathu saare.
Joke
Aakasavaniyude ezhuthupettiyil kettathu: Eeyideyayi aakasavani nilavaramulla oru paripadi polum prakshepanam cheyyunnilla ennu Kuttappan Kannoru ninnu ezhuthiyirikkunnu.
Marupadi: Manya srothavu njangalude ‘kampolanilavaram’ paripadi kettittundavilla ennu karuthunnu.
Kitchen Joke
Lotteriyadicha yachakanodu bharya: Ee panam kondu enthanu cheyyanuddesikkunnathu?
Yachakan: Nalloru veedu paniyanam. Nalla sit-out, nalla bed-room, nalla bath-room, valiya TV, hall…
Bharya: Appol adukkala vende?
Yachakan: Namukkenthinadee adukkala? Irannuthanne thinnal pore?
Humorous Mallu Joke
Oru announcementil kettathu:
Ee naadinte ponnomana puthranu… pattinippavangalude chihnamaaya ‘Vimanam’ adayaalathil vote rekhappeduthi vijyippikkanamennu abhyarthikkunnu.
Neighbours Joke
Nalini ayalkkariyaya Ramaniyodu: Ennodu vazhakkundakkiyal ninte veetilekku njan nayaye vidum.
Ramani: Ente veettil naay illennu karuthi neeyangane ahangarikkanda. Njanente bharthavine vidum..
Mallu Joke
Ramesanu kure pasukkalundayirunnu. Ramesan avayeyellam vilkkan theerumanichu. Vangan vannayal: ee pasuvinu entha vila?
Ramesan: Irupathinayiram roopa… anchu varshathinidayil oru thavanaye prasavikkoo…
Vannayal: Appurathu nilkkunna aa pasuvino?
Ramesan: Ayyayiram roopa… varshathil oru thavana prasavikkum.
Vannayal: Nge! Athu kollamallo! Anchu varshathil orikkal mathram prasavikkunnathinu enthina kooduthal vilayittirikkunnathu?
Ramesan: swabhaga gunavum nammal pariganikkande chetta?
Short Malayalam Joke
Pradeep kainottakkaranodu: Chetta, sameepabhaviyil enikkenthu sambhivikkumennu pettennonnu paranjatte.
Kainottakkaran: Kaiyile cheliyum podiyum vachu nokkumpol sameepabhaviyil choriyum chirangum undakanulla sadhyatha.
Comedy Joke
Malayaliyaya gunda thalavan marichu yamalokathethiyappol yamadharman:
Nee pathu pere konnittille. Athukondu ninneyivite iruttarayiladakkan nam kalpikkunnu.
Gunda thalavan: Keralathile power cutinidayil jeevicha enikku iruttara oru prasnamalla prabho…
Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Maramvettukaranaaya Rajanodu Veettudama: Thanenthu paniya ee kaanichathu? Veedinte mukalilekkanodo maram murichidunnathu?
Rajan: Kalithozhuthinum Kozhikkoodinum kedonnum pattathe maram murikkanamennalle muthalali paranjathu?
Funny Malayalam Joke
Maruthva malayumayi parakkunna hanumante padam kanda mesan: ho, enthu midukkan panikkarana.
Ivane enikku kittiyal nannayirunnu. Chattiyillatheyalle mannumayi pokunnathu!
Dog Joke
Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.
Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?
Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.
Dhanya: ennittu?
Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.
Overspeed Joke
Kudavayar kurakkanayi bharyayude nirbandhaprakaram ayaal raavile ezhunnettu odan thudangi. Main roadilthiyappozhanu oru board kandathu: ‘Amitha vegatha maranathilekku.’
Daivame, ithuvare onnum pattathathu bhagyam! Pathukke thirichu nadannu kalayaam!
Mosquito Joke
Kanaran valre abhimaniyayirunnu. Kothukukadi kondu pulanjittum ayaal kothukine adichu konnila. Enthayirikkum karanam?
Ayaal chinthichu: Onnumillenkilum aa kothukinte sirakalilodunnathu ente thanne chorayalle!
Cheating Joke in Malayalam
Gopalanum Govindanum thee pidicha kettidathinte ancham nilayil pettupoyi. Kettidathinu thazhe fire servicukar valiyoru puthappu vidarthippidichukondu paranju: Ee puthappilekku chadikko… njangal pidichittundu. Govindananu aadyam chadiyathu.
Pakshe, thazheyethunnathinu munpu fire servicukarude kayyil ninnum puthappu parannupoyi. Govindan concrete tharayil kamizhnnadichu veenu. Fire servicukar Gopalanodu paranju: thazhekku chadikko…
Ithavana puthappu puthappu njangal muruke pidicholam.
Gopalan: Enikku ningale enikku viswasamilla. Puthappu tharayil virichittu ningalangottu doore mari nilkku..
Robber Joke
Pushkkaran ottakkanu thamasam. Oru divasam pushkkarane kure kallanmaar akramichu veettilulla ella sadhanangalum kondu poyi.
Pittennu pushkarante suhruthu: Thankal kidakkakkadiyil oru pistol karutharundallo, ennittum?
Pushkkaran: Ente bhagyam, kallanmaar athu kandilla. Allenkil athum kondu poyene!
Sports Joke
Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.
Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.
Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?
Ayaal: Ente number naalado
Mallu Office Joke
Mrigasalayil interviewinu vanna velappanodu
officer: Njan chila pakshikalude kalinte chithrangal kanikkanam. Aa pakshikalude peru parayanam!
Naalanchu pakshikalude kaal kaanichittum Velappanu utharam parayan kazhinjilla.
Officer: Sorry, ningal interviewil thottu… entha ningalude peru?
Velappan: (kaluyarthi kanichu) Daa, athente kaalil nokki kandu pidicho!
Hilarious and Funny Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Mobile vanganethiya grameenan: Enikkoru mobile venam
Salesman: Itha Nokia 6500
Grameenan: Eeswara! Nokkiyal 6500 enkiyal vangan nammude veedu vilkkendi varumallo!
Malayalam Joke
Madan: Ketto, ee varsham aake irunnooru sthree peedanangal register cheythennu!
Kamal: Kalikaalam! Ippol peedippikkanum register cheyyano?
Funny Malayalam Joke
Ramuvum damuvum mysore palace sandarsikkukayayirunnu. Ramu avide kanda oru kaserayil irunnu.
Appol ithukanda avidathe sookshippukaran: sir, dayavayi athil irikkaruthu. Athu tippu sulthantethanu
Ramu: Saaramilledo. Addeham varumpol njan eneetu kodutholam.
Friends Joke
Grameenanaya Ayyappanu nalamathe puthran janichu. Birth certificatinulla apeksha ezhuthi. Janicha rajyam ennulla bhaagathu ‘China’ ennanu Ayyappan poorippichathu.
Ithu kanda oru suhruthu karanam therakki.
Ayyappan: Edo… than idakkidakku pathram vaayikkanam. Ennale vivaramundakoo! Bhoomiyil janikkunna oro nalamathe kuttiyum chainakkarananenna kazhinjayazhcha pathrathil kandathu!
Santa Banta Joke
Santayum bantayum veettilekku povukayayirunnu. Vazhiyil ninnu avarkku randu bombukal kitti.
Santa: namukkithu policine elppichalo?
Banta: vazhikku orennam pottiyalo?
Santa: Athinenta, orenname kittiyulloo ennu paranjal pore?
Santa Banta Malayalam Joke
Santa: Kuttikkalathu orikkal njan randam nilayil ninnu thazhe veenu.
Banta: Ennittu ningal maricho atho jeevanode rakshapeto?
Santa: Kuttikkalathe karyamalle, nalla ormayilla.
Idiot Joke
Gopalan trainil yathra cheyyukayayirunnu. Idakku bathroomil poyappol bathroominte bhithiyil ezhuthi vachirikkunnu, ‘Ithu vayikkunnavan pambara viddi’. Gopalanu deshyam vannu. Athu maychiitu Goplan ezhuthi. ‘Ithu vayikkunnavanalleda ithezhuthiyavanaa viddi.’
Husband and Wife Joke
Ambalathil poyi madangunna bharya: Atutha ezhu janmathilum ente bharthavu ningal thanneyayirikkanamenna njan bhagavanodu prarthiochathu. Ningalo?
Bharthavu: Ithu ente ezhamathe janmamayirikkane ennu.
Funniest Malayalam Joke
Randu kuttikal achchanammamare pukazhthi parayukayayirunnu.
Onnaman: Nee sooyas canal ennu kettittundo?
Randaman: Uvvu, njan pusthakathil vayichittundu.
Onnaman: Ente achchaanathu kuzhichathu.
Randaman: Athreyullo? Nee ‘dead sea’ ennu
kettittundo? Ente achchananathine konnathu.
Malayalam College Joke
Onpathu thavana degree pareeksha ezhuthi thotta nishad thante pena universitikku ayachu koduthu. Koode oru kurippum; ‘Njanitha aayudham vachu keezhadangiyirikkunnu.’
Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamukiyude veettilethiya Santhosh chayayundakkan aval adukkalayilekku poya thakkathinu avalude mobile eduthu nokki. Thante peru enganeyaanu save cheythirikkunnathennariyaanaayi santhosh athilekku call cheythu. Bell adichappol kamukiyude mobilil ingane thelinju: Kozhi number 52 calling!
Mallu Marriage Joke
Randu dampathikal nerkkuner kandal enthu sambhavikkum?
Onnum sambhavikkuakyilla. Bharyamar mattavlude saari nokkum. Bharthakkanmar mattavante bharyayeyum.
Exam Joke
Adhyapakan: Pasuvinekurichu pathu vachakamezhuthan paranjittu ninteyum ninte chettanteyum utharangal thammil oru vyathyasavumillallo? Copiyadichathano?
Gopu: Hey, Alla saar, randum oru pasu thanneya!
Hilarious Mallu Joke
Adhyapakan: gandhijiyude makante peru?
Kutti: Dinesan
Adhyapakan: Aaru paranju?
Kutti: Saaralle paranjathu, Gandhiji father of ‘di-nesan anennu’
Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Namukku swasikkan oxygen koodiye theeroo. 1773 laanu oxygen kandupidichathu.
Appumon: Ho, 1773 nu sesham janichathu nannayi. Athinu munpayirunnenkil swaasam mutti chathu poyene!
School Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Neeyentha thamasichathu?
Vidhyarthi: Ente achanum ammayum thammil vazhakkayirunnu
Teacher: Avar vazhakkittathinu neeyentha thamasichathu?
Vidyarthi: Ente oru shoe ammayude kaiyilum matte shoe achante kaiyilumayirunnu.
Malayalam Joke about Drunkard
Kudichu lekku ketta orale police arrest cheythu.
Ayalodu SI: Ee rathriyil nee evide pokunnu?
Madyapani: Madyapanathinte dooshyabhalangale patti oru lecture kelkkan
SI: Paathiraathriyil araada lecture tharunnathu?
Madyapani: Ente bharya.
Reality Mallu Joke
Reality shoyil mathsararthiyodu judge: Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle?
Mathsararthi: Athe, oru vazhipadundayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi!
Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Parkkile charubenchil valare ullasavanayi irikkunna vridhane kandu rajuvinu kauthukam thonni. Vridhante aduthu chennu Raju:
Valyappante prayathil ithrayum ullasavanayi njan aareyum kandittilla. Entha valyappante prasarippinte rahasyam?
Vridhan: Ennum oro pint brandy kudikkum. Pathu packet cigeratte valikkum… Exercise cheyyunna paripadiye illa.
Raju: Athbhutham thanne. Ithu kettal ethu doctorum njettum Aatte valyappanu ethra vayassayi?
Vridhan: Irupathi randu!
Malayalam Funny Joke
Lakshmanante shoes kalavu poyi. Ethra anveshichittum kittiyilla. Anveshanathinoduvil ayaal smasanathilethi. Ennitturakke, ‘kallane njanini evide thirayanaanu? Innallenkil naale iviede varumallo!
Mallu Joke
Vridhante chekku book nashtappettu. Pittennu thanne vridhan managere kandu karyam paranju.
Manager: Kuzhappamayallo! Aarkku venamenkilum ningalude oppittu chekku maattan pattum. Panam muzhuvan udan pinvalikkunnathanu nallathu.
Vridhan Aa chekkilonnum mattarkkum oppidaan pattilla saar. Athilellam njan thanne oppittittundu.
Earrings Joke
Wife: Nammude adukkalyilirunna randu dosakkallum kanunnilla…
Husband: Athini nokkanda… TV avatharakayaya ninte mol atheduthu kaathilittondu poyi.
Newspaper Joke
Bharya: Njanoru pathramaayirunnenkil ningalenne kayyil vachu omanichene.
Bharthavu: sathyam! Ennum oro pathramanallo kittunnathu.
Hotel Joke
Hotelil ninnu aaharam kazhichirangiya bharya: Bill thukayum tippum ningalude koottukaran koduthallo. Pinnenthina waiterkku ningalude vakayayi pathu roopa koodi koduthathu?
Bharthavu: Bill koottukarante kayyil thanne koduthathinu avanu pathu roopa koduthal poradi.
Timing Joke
Bharya: Ketto, bharyakkum bharthavinum onnichu swargathilethan kazhiyillennu.
Bharthavu: Athukondalle aa sthalathinu swargam ennu parayunnathu.
Joke
Bharya: Njan marichaal ningal enthu cheyyum?
Bharthavu: Njanum marikkum.
Bharya: Athenthina?
Bharthavu: Orupadu santhosham vannal enikku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu.
Promotion Joke
Dukhithanayirikkunna Rajanodu Sukuamaran: Enthado than vallthirikkunnathu?
Rajan: Enthu parayana aasane, eniikku officil manageraayi promotion kitti. Athu chennu bharyayodu paranjappo avalente karanathadichedo?
Sukumaran: Aatte thanentha bharyayodu paranjathu?
Rajan: Innu rathri nee urangunnathu njangalude company managerodoppamayirikkum ennu!
Relation Joke
Bharthavu: Aa mukalilathe apartmentil thamasikkunna dinesan parayukaya, ee flatilulla oru sthreeyozhichu mattulla ella sthreekalumayi ayalkku bandhamundennu!
Bharya: Enkilathu ancham numberil thamasikkunna susan thanneyayirikkum. Avale aarum thirinju nokkarilla.
Husband and Wife Joke
Bharyayum bharthavum pinakkathilayi. Ini thammil samsarikkillennu avar theerumanichu. Parasparam enthenkilum parayanamendundenkil oru kurippezhuthi vakkum. Athra thanne! Anganeyirikke bharthavinu oru oudyogika yathra pokendi vannu. Athiraavileyaanu train. Rathri urangunnathinu munpu ayaal bharyakkoru kurippezhuthi vachu. ‘Raavile anchu manikku enne vilichunarthanam’. Raavile unarnnu clockil nokkiyappol mani ettu. Eeswara ivalenne vilichunarthiyille? Appozhanu mesappurathirunna kurippu ayaal kandathu, ‘Ezhunnelkko, anchu maniyayi.’
Bharthavu Bharya Joke
Bharthavu: Neeyenthinadi ente ammayude pokkam alakkunnathu?
Bharya: Njan ammaye kootti aattil kulikkan povukaya… Aattil kalanjalum alannu kalayanamennalle chollu?
Sun Eclipse Joke
Bharthavu: Edi, vayyathe kidanna ente amma purathirangi ninnu sooryagrahanam kanunnu!
Bharya: grahanasamayathu njanjoolum thala pokkumenna!
Marriage Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Nammude irupatham kalyana varshikathinu nammude photo pathrathilidanamennu ningalkkentha ithra nirbandham?
Bharya: Njan jeevichirippundennu nattukaar ariyattedi.
Funny Malayalam Joke
Bharya: Ningalenikku kure aabharanangal vaangi tharunnathayi njaninnale swapnam kandu?
Bharthavu: Athinte bill ninte achan pay cheythathayi njanu swapnam kandirunnu.
Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran: Sundariyaya chechi, ee andhanu anchu roopa tharane!
Bharthavu bharyayodu: ayalkku anchu roopa koduthekkedi. Ninne sundariyennalle vilichathu. Ayaal sarikkum andhananennu thonnunnu.
Joke
Bharthavu: Ivideyoral pattiyeppole bahalam vachu kondirikkumpol nee evidekka poyathu?
Bharya: Ningalkku biscuit vangikkana.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Naale nammude vivaha varshikama. Chettanenikku enthu sammanam tharum?
Bharthavu: Enthu venam? Pattusari vangitharanamo atho mysorilekku tour pokano?
Bharya: Tour poyal mathi. Mysoril nalla pattusari kittum.
Hilarious Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Ampathu varsham santhushtarayi kazhinja dampathikalude photo pathrathil vannathu kanda
bharya bharthavinodu : Kando manushya, bharya bharthakkanmarayal ingane venam jeevikkan.
Bharthavu: Ivare enikkariyamedi. Oralkku chevi kelkkilla. Matteyalkku samsarikkan pattilla.
Funny Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Sitting MLAyum thiranjeduppil sthanarthiyumaya nethavu bharyayode: Sse, nammude aa pazhaya drivere pirichuvittathu maha mandatharamayippoyi
Bharya: Athentha?
Nethavu: Ente mandalathilekkulla vazhi ayalkku nannayi ariyamayirunnu!
Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Bharya: Ithenthina ningal ithrayum valiyoru dictionary book stallil ninnu medichu kondu vannirikkunnathu?
Bharthavu: nammude jeevithathinu orarthavumillennu nee eppozhum parayarullathalle? Ithil ellattinteyum arthamundenna book stallile salesman ennodu paranjathu.
Malayalam Mega Serial Joke
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?
Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!
Queue
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?
Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!
Roadside Romeo Joke
Bharya: Innu kure poovalanmar ente purake koodi. Njan thirinju nokkiyilla.
Bharthavu: Ninakkonnu thirinju nokkaamayirunnille?
Bharya: Athukondentha gunam?
Bharthavu: pinne orikkalum avar ninte purake nadakkillayirunnu.
Anniversary Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: Nammude vivaha varshikathinu namukkoru tour pokam. Evide pokananu ninakkishtam?
Bharya: Njan ithuvare pokaatha evideyenkilum.
Bharthavu: Enkil adukkalayilekkayalo?
Doctor Joke
Bharya: Doctor ennodu orazhcha visramikkan vendi enthenkilum vinodasanchara kendrathil pokan paranju. Ningalenne evideyaanu kondu pokunnathu?
Bharthavu: Veroru doctorude aduthu!
Movie Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: ee njayarazhcha njan aaghoshikkan theerumanichu. Moonnu cinema ticket njan kondu vannittundu.
Bharya: Moonnennam enthina?
Bharthavu: Ninakkum ninte achanum ammakkum!
Husband Joke
Remya: Veettilrunnu madyapicha bharthaavine nee cheetha paranjenno? Bharthaavinte aarogyakaaryathil athra sradhayaano ninakku?
Sumathi: Athukondalledi, angerenikku oru thulli polum thannilla.
Fish Curry Joke
Bharthavu: Ammayundakkunnathu pole ee meenonnu karivachu thane
Bharya: Athokke njanettu. Ente achan arachutharunnathu pole arachu thannal mathi.
Comedy Husband and Wife Joke
Aadyaraathril bharyayodu bharthavu: Nee vannu kerumpam jeevithathil palathum eluppamayi theerumenna jolsyan paranjathu.
Bharya: Sariya, oru kunjikkalu kaanaan chettanu verum randu maasam kaathirunna mathi.
Income and Expenditure Joke
Daniel: Ninte veetile varavu chelavu kanakkukalokke aaraa nokkunne…?
Ummen: Varavu njan nokkum, chelavu bharya nokkum.
Joke
Ampathancham vayassil garphiniyaya Saramma chettathiyodu Mariyamma: Entha chettati ee vayassu kalathu ingane?
Saramma: Enthu parayanaadi… Njanum ente ichayanum koodi vendannu theerumanichatha… njangade car driver sammathikkande?
Mother in Law Joke in Malayalam
Husband: Entamma marikkumpam dahippikkano atho kuzhichu moodanodee?
Wife: Thallede ee swabhavathinu marikkunnenu munpu njan kuzhichu moodum…
Joke
Aadyarathriyil bharthavu bharyayodu: Chovvadosham aayittano ninte vivaham ithra thamasichathu?
Bharya: Alla, enikku oru perudosham undayirunnu.
Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Ee lokathile ettavum valiya viddi aaraanennariyamo?
Wife: Nootti pathil thamasikkunna Gopikkuttan?
Husband: Alla
Wife: Enkil irunootti pathinonnile kanarettanayirikkum
Husband: Alla
Wife: Pinne?
Husband: Ninne vivaham kazhicha ee njaan thane
Malayalam SMS Joke
Garbhiniyaya thante bharyakku bharthavu SMS ayachu. Kurachu kazhinju ayaal thullichadan thudangi. Kandu ninna oral kaaranamnveshichu.
Bharthavu: Ente bharya prasavichu. Message ayacha udane delivered ennu marupadiyum vannu!
Funny Family Joke
Bharthavu idakkidakku adukkalayil kayarunnathu bharya sraddichu. Etho kuppi thurannu nokkum , ennittu thirichu pokum. Pinneyum vannu kuppi thurannu nokkum. Veendum madangum. Kurachu kazhinjappol bharya chodichu:
Entha idakkide kuppi thurannu nokkunnathu?
Bharthavu: Panchasaar kuppiyaa. Idakkide sugar nokkanamenna doctor paranjirikkunnathu.
Funny Husband and Wife Joke
Bharya: Hey, manushya ningalenthina kar ivide nirthiyittu athinte randu chakrangal oorunnathu?
Bharthavu: Edee neeya board kandille? Ivied two-wheelers mathrame park cheyyavoo.
Husband and Wife Coffee Joke
Rahmanum beeviyum koodi hotelil kayari kappi order cheythu. Kappi kudikkunnathinidayilaanu Rahman vilavivaram ezhuthi vacha board kandathu.
Rahman: Edee kappi vegam kudikku. Thanuthu kazhinjal kuzhappama.
Veli: Enthu patti?
Rahman: Aa board kando? Coffee anchu roopa, cold coffe pathu roopa!
Family Joke
Bharthavu color TV vangivannu. Vannayudane paathrathil vellameduthu athil TV mukki.
Athukanda bharya: Entha ee kaattunnathu?
Bharthavu: Abadham pattaruthallo… color pokumo ennariyande?
