Funny

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde. Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

onam wish sms

Niraparayum Nilavilakkum Thengin Thoppum oormayil Sukshikkunna Malayalikku Oru Thiruvonam Kudi. Nanma Niranja Oonashamsakal

Funny SMS for Malayalees

EDA Nan nadu vidukaya...... Nayanthara load ayi... Pathrakarkku enneya samshayam.... Neeyum vitto.... Avalude Pattiyum load annu... Athu nee annennanu ellavarum parayunnathu....



Sayahnam enikkistamanu Nakshtrangal enikku othiriestamanu pookkale orupadu eshtamanu athilum ethra ethra eshtamanenno enikku ninne ninne mathram.. miss you da



Enthellam bahalangalayirunnu... Dravid-inte MATHIL... Sachin-te CLASSIC... Ganguly-ude KADUVA... Dhoni-yude MUDI... Sehvag-inte VEDIKKETTU... Yuvraj-inte IDIVETTU... Chappel-inte THANTRAM... Uthappa-yude KUNTHAM... Sreesanth-inte DANCE... Harbhajan-te DOOSARA... Kumble-yude GOOGLY... Zaheer-inte YORKER... Oduvil TEAM INDIA Savamayi...



Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo... Wait.. "1" Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale 'Randu" kanikkam... Bye


Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!



Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U...Y?
Dats the magic of our relation


>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu........... Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu......... Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

Malayalam funny sms jokes

kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..



Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu




Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.



Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...



SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..........




oru
Mobilinte
Vedhana...
"Do ingtu
nokkedo,njan thante
mobile aanu
samsarikunnath,Thanik
enne kutich vella
chinthayum undo???
kure naalaayi njan
thanik vendi sms
kondu tharunnu, kanda
alavalaadhikalude
ellam incming calls
pidichu
tharunnu,ithonum
poranjittu orikalum
vellam kanditillatha
thante pantinte
pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
vilikkanam,vella
rakshayum undo..







Asalamu alaikyuum...

Ee aaychayil ingale

basayilulla cilmakal.

Thinklyaycha :

puyyaapla poyyotine
Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)

Chovvaycha :

Enthokeyo aavunund
(kuch kuch hota hai)

Budanaycha :

Chelapam kosi
Chelapam beamam (K3G)

vyayacha : Onnum

mindanda (Kuch na kaho)

jumante dovsam :

inne
nikkah kayikyo?
(Mujse shaadi karoge)


Shanyaycha :

Ammal
ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)

Njaraycha :

Kalbinu
piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai)





Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????




Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone.





5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN ടച്ച്‌






Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..ഡും




shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!




I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....

good malayalam sms

phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo?..



Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam
Onnu kulichal mathi!!!



want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaru?
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!



Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum "INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum "COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside

entea sarintea vakkinu oru adistanavumilla, innalea paranju 4 um 3um 7ennu innu paranju 5um 2um 7ennu ippo paranju 1um 6um 7ennu inin nalaea parayuvo avo 3um 7um 7ennu