Tintumon called FM radio

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Tharoor undaayaalum

Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D

Tintumon trying to reach a door bell

Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"

Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"

Tintumon enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla

Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"

Achan- ” adhendha..?"

Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..