Innu ravile muthal oruthan miscal

Tintumon:Innu ravile muthal oruthan miscal adikkunnu.
Frnd:Aara
Tintu:BATTERY LOW ennanu avante peru kanikunnathu, Njan Edukumbol Cuttakkum

Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?



Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?
Aaroda ithrayum adhikam samsarikkunnath?
Free aakumbol enkilum oru miss call tharanam

Tinumon sent to Customer Care

Comedy Raja Tintumon Kee Jay......

Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan



Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan
prarthichu kidannoloo.
But,
Athoru sheelamaakkanda,
Kaaranam enikku ennum
varaan pattiyillenkilo?
Gud nite

mohanlaline ippol fans illa.

mohanlaline ippol fans illa.
mamoottykke fans illa.
ippol ella malayalikalum oru kudakkeezhil.
ellavarkkum ore swaram .
rethi chechi kee jai

club FM-lek vilichitu tintumon :

club FM-lek vilichitu tintumon :
"hallo,eniku Rs 6000 adangiya oru purse kalanju kitiyitund,athil Rajappan,ottappalam enna address undu.."
RJ:"gud boy,ningale pole mathruka kanikunnavareyanu nammude nadinavashyam,
Tintu:"mole chakkare...njan vilichath e Rajappanu vendi oru sad song dedicate cheyyanaa.
!..

Kazhinja Thavana "Aval" Ee Boomiyil vannapol



Kazhinja Thavana "Aval" Ee Boomiyil vannapol Sweekarikan Nammal undayirunila....!

.. . . . . .???

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Ee Thirichuvaravilum.., Sweekarikkan Nammal poyillenkil athoru theera Nashtamavum...

Ee Janmathil Nikathanavatha Theeranashtam..

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Ee thirichuvaravu
Aagoshamaku....,

Njoy...!

"Rathinirvedam."

By..,

"Rathichechi Fans Association."

Paayale vida, Pooppale vida,



Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it ?

Then apply.....

"Apex Ultima !!"

"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM..."""
Swanthamayi cigerett vangi valichu thudangiya ...."" KAUMARAM:::""
Qurateril thudangi full vare ottaku kazhicha
yauvanam''''""
barinu munpil kidannurngunna ...VARDHAKYAM""""
Oduvil...aarodum parayathe oru Bevaraginu munpil
MARANAM...""
ITHALLE,ALIYAA
JEEVITHAM

i am Tin2monte veetil oru poocha vannethi.



i am Tin2monte veetil oru poocha vannethi.
shalyam sahikanaavathe tin2 poochaye veedinu purathitu. poocha thirichethi.

tin2 poochaye kure doore kondittu.

...tin2 veetilethiyapozhekum poochayum veedu kandu pidichu vannu.

Pinneyum poochaye kure doore konditu.

Ennittu ammaye phonil vilichu.

amme... poocha veetilethiyo..?
amma: ethi
tin2:enkhil aa naayinte monodu ivide vannu enne kondu povaan para.

eniku vazhiyariyilla.

ninnodu veetile calling bell shariyakan



owner : ninnodu veetile calling bell shariyakan varaan paranjitu..?

sasi : njan avide vannu. 10 thavana bell adich,. areyum kandilla. thirichu ingu ponnu...

chandran'il vellam maatramalla,



chandran'il vellam maatramalla,
thimingalam,kadalaama,sraavu, tudangiya jeevikal ullathayi kandethi.
-ISRO.

ISRO'yku ariyillallo
ROCKET arabikadalilanu veenathenu
-NASA.

tintu mon achante mumbil vechu



tintu mon achante mumbil vechu cigratte velikkunnu.

achan:enthada achante mumbil ninnanoooo cigatte velikkunnath.

tintu:achanetha petrol pumpooooooo????

parayanullathu parayenda samayathu

parayanullathu
parayenda samayathu
paranhillenkil
parayanullathum
parayanakilla
so
parayanullathu ippo
parayanam............

Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............



Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............

Pakshey Kuppiyilekku Nokkumbol.........

Brandy Companiyiley Panikkar........

Avarude Kudumbam...

Avarude Makkal.................
Kuppi Nirmana Thozhilalikal.....

Kuppi Perukki Jeevikkunnavar....

Achaar Companiyile Jeevanakkar...

Ivareyellam Kannuneer Kuduppichittu enthu Nedaan....

So...CHEERS.......

oru girl Boy'ye chathikkumpol



oru girl Boy'ye chathikkumpol Avan suicide cheyyunnu..,angane girl oru jeevan nashtappeduthunnu.
Ennal oru Boy girl'ne chathikkumpol oru kunju janikkunnu.... Angane boy oru jeevan nalkunnu....!!!
NOTE:Boys eppozhum hridayam ullavaranu.

Daivathinu pattunna oro abadhangal



ha!ha!ha!hi!hi! Ayo enikku vayya...ha!ha
entha chirikkunnathenno.?
Daivathinu pattunna oro abadhangal kando?
?

?

?
Enthanenno?

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,
Nee thanne. Hi!hi!

Ennodu paranjilla alle?



Ennodu paranjilla alle?

Enthina olichu vachathu?
Enne viswasamille?

Ennalum njan arinju
athanu sneham

VATTANALLE?
Potte saramilla.
Njan arodum parayilla.

joliyum kooliyum illathavarkkayi




joliyum kooliyum illathavarkkayi "idea" orukkunnu special offer thankalude mobilil ninnum 100 dial cheytha shesham parayoo "NAYINTE MONE" (6.99/minut) ningalkku labikkum poojapurayilekku oru free trip koodathe five star accomodation, "body massaging", "free full time police protection", what an idea 3g!!!!
an idea can change your life

Msg ayakathathil onum thonaruthe

Msg ayakathathil onum thonaruthe njan delhi yil poyirinu
pinne arodum parayanda.
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Njan thaje mahal vangi. (-_-)

Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies



STUDENT'S PLEDGE




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Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies. I love my bed &i am proud of my rich and long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my books, pen,and all instruments respect and treat them as holy and will remain them untouched .:

Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 Miss call vannu



" Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 Miss call vannu..

Thirichu vilichu........................

Aaranennu chodichappol.................:
" Njan Thiruvanamthapurathuninnum
Padhmanabhanana......................

" Enthenkilum undenkil mattikoloo......
Ente ellam poyi..............!!!!!!!! "

Njan Ennum Ninte Purake

New style of proposing:-
“Njan Ennum Ninte Purake Nadakunathu
Pole Naale
Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Purake
Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude
makkal Aakikoode”

Moham kondal innedhu pennum



:-xSukumaar azheekode:-

Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale...

Padmanabha Swami KshetrathiLe



Padmanabha Swami KshetrathiLe Last NiLavarayum Thurannu.

AthiL VaLiya Oru Petti Niraye Raajavu Cash KodukanuLLavrude List.

Oru pravasyam mathram e msg vayikavu



Oru pravasyam mathram e msg vayikavu... ennitu e question inte answr tharanam..
.
Its a challenge..
Oru pravasyam mathram vayikuka....
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1

+

5

+

3

-

2

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8

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6

-

5

+

5

-

6

+

14

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28

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21

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5

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Ini question ketto...
' Idi appathinu ' English'ill entha parayunathu...?

tintuvintu wife botham kettu...

tintuvintu wife botham kettu...

doctor:-ningalde wife marichu...

savapetteyil kedatheyappol...

wife:-njan marechetillaaaaa...

tin2: mindathiriyedi, MBBS padechA doctorekalum arivu 10-il thotta nenakkanooo

Oru Bhakthan 10 Roopa Thirumeniyude

Oru Bhakthan 10 Roopa Thirumeniyude kayyil Koduthittu:

"Thirumeni, Oru Ganapathihomavum, Pushpanjaliyum, Kadum payasavum, Mrithyunjaya Homavum, Bhagavathisevayum nadathanam"

Apol Thirumeni : Baakki Paisak Kodimaram Swarnam Pooshiyekkattey

Manasil nee undu, Aakaasathilum

Manasil nee undu,

Aakaasathilum nee undu,

Vayuvilum nee undu,

Kaatilum,

Bhoomiyilum nee undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu neranu.

"KEEDANU"

ellayidathum undu

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ente Peru Kondavasanikunna Oru Jeevi

KAZHUTHAPULI

Deshyapedandado Forward Cheythal thanikum Puliyavam..!!

Ippovarum.AA Vararayi,Vannu

Hus:Ksheenicho

Wife.illa, Vararayo

Hs:Ayi

Wf:Entha varathe

Hs:Ippovarum.AA Vararayi,Vannu

Wf:Kai Kanikate

Hs:Kanicho? illenkil_

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BUSum Nirthathe pokum

Enthu chodhichalum,alla...alla...

Enthu chodhichalum,alla...alla...

ennu parayunna kure viddikalundu nammude ee lokathu,

neeyum angane aano.

Parayu... Aano..?!!

Njan oru kaaryam chodhikkatte......

Njan oru kaaryam chodhikkatte......



ayye enikku entho pole........

nee thannale enikku edukkathullu......

enikku athraykku athyavasyamayathu konda

nee tharumo

Enikku oru

colour photoyum id proofum?puthiya sim edukkana.:-)

pada pedichu panthalathu chennapol,

aliyaaaa,

"pada pedichu panthalathu chennapol,

panthalam thangapante gaanamela"

ha ha ha,

kaanana chayayil aadumekan

chandhrika : kaanana chayayil aadumekan ,njanum varatteyo ninte koode..

ramanan : padilla padilla namme nammal, paade marannonnum cheythukooda..

chandrika : enth,! paade marannu cheyyaano ?, oho, appo ithaayirunnu ningalude manasilirip, alle...

ramanan : oh, ithaanu njan ninne kondupokaathath...

Oru Joli, Oru Bag Niraye Cash,

A boy prayed to God.

Oru Joli,

Oru Bag Niraye Cash,

Oru Vandi,

den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.

GOD avante prarthana Kettu.

GOD IS GREAT !

Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !!

amme njan rathri toiletinte

Tin2mon : amme njan rathri toiletinte door thurannappol light automatic aayi kathi...!

Amma:eda kurutham kettavane veendum nee fridgil muthram ozhichu alle.!

Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya.

When i'm driving bike,

MOM -

Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya.

SISTER-

Odikan ariyamo

DAD-

Ninte koode vannal sariyakilla

lover- njan ellatto,arenkilum kanum

Friend -

aliya edukkada chagunnel orumichu chagam.

forward only to your real and beloved friends...

Ethra nokkiyalum ennepole nalloru

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( '_')

('_' )

( '_')



('_' )

( '_')

('_' ) Nokkanda!

Ethra nokkiyalum ennepole nalloru Friendine ini kittilla
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Social Teacher inn absent Aayirunnu

Social Teacher inn absent Aayirunnu

Classil ellavarum ocha Undakki

Vere Teacher Vannu: Where is your teacher call her

Tintumon : Mobile Edukkan Marannu Teacher

Padikkanayi book thurannappol athil

Padikkanayi book thurannappol athil oru chatha kothuku....

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oh,, God..

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ente padanam kaaranam oru jeevanum oru kudumbavum nashichu..

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illa..

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..eni book thurakkilla.. sathyam..

south Indiayil Rajunae pole fluent

Supriya: south Indiayil Rajunae pole fluent aayi english parayaan vere aarumilla..

suddenly Prithviraj :- yes... I am the fantastic english in the world of earth..

thoongi nikkunavane thangi nirthan

thoongi nikkunavane thangi nirthan

aadi kalikkunavante

attam nirthan...

he is comming

the real "HERO"

"RAMRAJ JETTIKAL"

ithoke enthonnu english, dhe

oh, ithoke enthonnu english, dhe, jermany yileku poyi nokanam, avide pichakar vare english aanu samsarikunnath.....

Evide Sneham undo avide pranayam undakum...

Evide Sneham undo avide

pranayam undakum...

Evide pranayam undo avide

vedhana undakum...

AneEsh_8089357551

Evide vedhana undo

avide

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"MOOVE" Thekkuka..

-just Rs.10/- only.

3 per daivathe kandu varam

3 per daivathe kandu varam vanganai thabassirunnu oru swarna kachavadakkaran oru buisiness man oru kallan

avasanam daivam prathyakshappettu

awarna k:enicku oru room niraye swarnam venam

daivam: ok nalgiyirikkunnu

buisns man:enick oru room niraye panam venam

daivam:ok nalgiyirickunnu, ennittu kallanodu chodichu nineckenda vendathu

kallan: ippol poya randuperude address thannal mathi ....

tintumon write some discription

teacher: tintumon write some discription about the game cricket.

tintumon wrote: due to rain no match

thaamarassery college.... annu

thaamarassery college....

annu njammalu 3rd B.cominu padikana kalam...

njamakanengi 18 sub.,

kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njaml year out...

!!

vitilla...!!

insha alla

padachone ingalu katholeee..nnu parnj thundu vechu exm otteyuthanu.

result vanapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.

appo thanne universty njamle vilichoru award thann.

vice chancelor njammle porath thateetu parayaa..

"pahaya vallatha budhiya anaku ennu"