Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

Some commands..

SAVE : Rakhikkade appi

SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

SAVE ALL : Appi de yellarem reksheeru

PASTE : Yeduthu chambadey

RUN : Vodada machu

CUT : Pirithu kaladey machu

SEARCH : Thappi vidadey appi

EXIT : Irangi podey pyle

OPEN : Tvorakkdey

SHUT DOWN : Appa machu sullam

SYSTEM BUSY : Thalle kalip theeranillallo

SYSTEM ERROR : Lavan puliyanu ketta

RESTART : Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil

Suresh Gopi : Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU" muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

Mammootty : "PAKKA VADA" alle....

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju . Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam.Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Ninneyum ketti pidichu

Njan e lokathodu vilichu parayum

"Odi Vaayo Marappattiye Pidiche"....

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

kaanan adipliya..ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
Nee kandu nokku ,

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Engane undu ente LINE!!!

My wife kidnapped

Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

ivide oru paalam venam

Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

Sardar attending an interview

Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!

Wife:
Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
veedu ipol

veezhum !

Sardar:
Nee kidannu urngan nokku.Nammude veedu allallo..



Vaadaka veedalle..

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER AANU......

ORU DIVASM TINTU OODICHA TRAIN LAKILEKU MARANJU....

ANGINE AVANU SUSPENSION KITTI......

B4 GIVING THE SUSPENSION ORDER, TINTUINTE MASTER AVANODU CHODHICHU :

MASTER: NEE ENDINA TRAIN LAKEILEKU MARACHATH

TIN2:NYAN TRAIN OODIKKUMBOL ORU AAL TRACKIL KIDAKKUNUNDAYIRUNNU.....

MASTER: ENNA NINAKKU AVANDE NENJILOODE TRAIN KAYATAM AAYIRUNILLE

TIN2:ATHE, NYANUM ATHA VICHARICHATH. BUT, TRAIN ADUTHU VANNAPOL AVAN BHAYANNU LAKIL CHAADI.

SO AVANE KUTHIKAAN VENDI NYANUM LAKILEKU TRAIN MARACHATH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

tintu aara mon............................

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!!

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran poyi... Thengayitu kazhinjapol kochama 100 rupa koduthu..

Sasi:ayo kochame 50 mathi

kochama:athu pote.. Nee 50 rupaku jetty vangi itolo..

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal ariyunnundo Ningalude Pranayam. Ningal Yethramathram Snehikkunnuvennum, Snehikkapedunnuvennum.
PRANAYAM oru "VIKARAMAN" PRABANJA sathyaman.

Yathartha Pranayathinan KANNUM,KATHUM,MOOKKUM ullath.

pranaya kamithakkale Ningalkkai Yenikkoru Upathesham Tharanamennund,

pls call me. TIME: 8 PM 10 {2HOUR}

Pranayikkunnavarkku vendi Njan Ende Vilappetta SAMAYAM matti vechirikkunnu. Ningalude yella Prashnangalkkum Pariharam Paranju Tharunnathan.

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

naam sandhesangal ayakunnath...

ninak njan ayakunnathenthinu ?,

nee ente hridhayathilthanneyundallo...

wish u a hapy valentines day ...

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Pakshe, Marikkan

Ishttamalla..

Njan Marikkathe Swargham Kanunnu,

Ninte Ee

Souhrudathiloode..

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Paperum Noolum,

Nokkinilkkan Vannavarkku Chaayayum Vadayum..!

Ithano Socialisam !!

Master Tintumon from exam hall..

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU .

ninne kandumuttiyathu, vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninne kandumuttiyathu,

vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninte suhrth aavukayennathu,

ente ishtavum...

pakshe,

neeyumaayi pranayathilaayathu,

theerthum

ente niyanthranathinu appuramayirunnu...

Nammal bike’il pokumbol

Teacher: Nammal bike’il pokumbol Police kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum? Tin2: Nammalo? Bikilo? Thallayude aagraham kollaallo.!

Oru Poovilum, Oru Thalirilum

Oru Poovilum, Oru Thalirilum, Oru Manasilum, Vasantham Vidarthikondu Veendumoru ONAM.. I think, I’m first wishing 4 U. Advance HAPPY ONAM

Naale BJP – ALL INDIA harthal

Naale BJP – ALL INDIA harthal… ..Aavane Daivame… “Prarthikan ellavarkum oro karanamundu -”Cycle brand agarbathikal” !

Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda

Friend: Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda samsarikunnathu? Tintumon: Sisterada! Friend: Pinnentha pathungunne? Tintumon: Ninte.. Sisteradaa.

TEJA BHAI padathil ninnum

Prithviraj Fan: Madam, TEJA BHAI padathil ninnum oru paatu idumo ? Kiran Music : rendu naal wait cheyyu, cinema thanne idam.!