Nammal bike’il pokumbol

Teacher: Nammal bike’il pokumbol Police kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum? Tin2: Nammalo? Bikilo? Thallayude aagraham kollaallo.!

Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda

Friend: Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda samsarikunnathu? Tintumon: Sisterada! Friend: Pinnentha pathungunne? Tintumon: Ninte.. Sisteradaa.

Tintu Gym il join cheythu veetil

Tintu Gym il join cheythu veetil vannu. Amma : engane undu mone GYM Tintu : amme.. Onnum parayanda!! maasam avanu 150 rupa kodukkukayam venam…. Divasavum Avan 200 rupayude paniyum edupikkum !!

Mone girlfrnd kettipidichal

Amma:Mone girlfrnd kettipidichal DONT ennu parayanam. Kiss cheythal STOP ennum. Tintu:Aval kettipidichu kiss cheythal DONT STOP enn parayatte.

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane,going 2 Bangalore. While landing, he shouted “Bangalore Bangalore” Air hostess: “Be Silent” Tintu OK.”anglore anglore.”

Thamizhil sahodharikku “Thankachi”

Teacher: Thamizhil sahodharikku “Thankachi” ennu parayum. Enkil sahodharano? Tin2: THANKACHAN

Prayapoorthi aaya Oraalude

Biology Teacher: Prayapoorthi aaya Oraalude vaayil ethra pallukal undaakum? Tintu: Athu avante kayyilirippu poleyirikkum !!

Aliyaa njan innu bus stopil vechu

Aliyaa njan innu bus stopil vechu ninte old loverine kandu, Alpam chammalode aval ente aduthu vannittu ennodu chodikkuvaa. ! ! ! ! ! Aa THENDI chatho….?

Dinosaur classil vannal ningal

Teacher : Dinosaur classil vannal ningal pedikumo? Tintu: Principal Vanittu njangalu Pedichilla Pinnaa.. Aatte, Eee Dino-’sir’ ethu subjectaa Padipikunnathu?

Acha, namukku Muthassiye

Tintu: Acha, namukku Muthassiye N I F E ‘il Cherthalo? Achan:Athenthinada ? Tintu:Muthassiku NADAKKAN Vayyallo ? NIFE yil CHERNNAL ELLAM NADAKUM !!

Ithu pazhaya ticket alle

TTR: Ticket evide? Tintu : Itha. TTR: Ithu pazhaya ticket alle? Tintu: Chodyam kettal thonnum Train ippol showroomil ninnum irakkiyathanennu.

Ente Baryaye kanmanilla

Tintu: Ente Baryaye kanmanilla Postman: Hey mister ithu post office anu. Tintu: Sorry, Santhosham kondu Eniku Kannu kana vayya.

Vellamadicha Tintuvinte aduthu koodi

Vellamadicha Tintuvinte aduthu koodi Fire Engine poyi. Pirake Odiyittum kittathayappol Tintu: Ingane poyal, Ninteyonnum IceCream Aarum vaangoolladaa !!

Kavungum, thengum thammil oru

Teacher:Kavungum, thengum thammil oru karyathil same aanu Enthanathu ? ! ! ! Tintumon:Randilum manga undakilla !!

Paditham dukhamaanunni,copy adiyallo

“Paditham dukhamaanunni,copy adiyallo sukhapradam” -Tintu Ashan. “Pariksha eathayalum teacher sundari aayal mathi” -Sreenarayana Tintu

uragumbol kannadakunnathu

teacher : uragumbol kannadakunnathu enthinu .?
tintumon: kothuku kadikathirikan.

nthina nee doorinte aduthu

Conductor: Enthina nee doorinte aduthu nilkunnathu? Ninte achan watchman aano?
Tintumon: Thanenthinaa eppozhum chilara chothikunnathu? Thante achan pichakaaran aanoo??

Tin2 mon kaalukal randum akathivechu

Tin2 mon kaalukal randum akathivechu nadannu varunnadhu kandappol

Pinky: enthu patti ingane nadakkan

Tin2: Doctore kandappol cholestrol undennu paranju,

Pinky: athinenthina ingine nadakkunnadhu

Tin2: Irachiyum, Muttayum Thodaruthennu Dr. paranju.. Atha...

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte

tintu mon oru divasam tinto monte classileku vannappole kuttikal tintu monte munnileke padakkam ettu ennu new year anu ennu parannu appole tinto mon beg thurannu classil boomb tu ennu new year anu ennu parannu odi......!

BoyZ njangalku KSRTC Poleyaa

GirlZ:BoyZ njangalku KSRTC Poleyaa.1 poyal matonu varum..

Tin2:GirlZ njangalku autorikshaw poleya.. 1ne vilichal 10 enam varum..