Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian

KARINKURANGU

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

Malayalam Friends Jokes

Malayalam Friends Joke
Ramu: Thanenthinado aa truck kandappol odiyathu?

Babu: Ente bharya oru truck drivaroda olichodiyathu. Avale thirichelppikkan varikayaanennu karuthi.

Friends Mallu Joke
Kuttappan: Nee avalodu kshama chodichittum aval nine thalliyenno?

Ramanan: Paranjappol oru grammar mistake pattiyatha. Ennodu porukkanam ennullathinu pakaram ente koode porukkanam enna njan paranjathu!

Elephant Joke
Raman: Edo balaa, thante aana charinjedo.
Balan: Athinentha, aana ninnalum charinjaalum pantheerayiramennalle?

Raman: Athalla, aanayude adiyil thante penperannorum undayirunnu!

Friends Malayalam Joke
Narayanan: Edo orikkalum madyam kazhikkaruthu. Oru thavan kazhichaal pinneppinne athoru seelamaavum.

Ayyappan: Onnu podo, athokke chumma parayuvaa. Kazhinja pathinanchu varshamaayi njan madyam kazhikkunnu. Ennittum athoru seelamaayittilla.

2 Friends Joke in Malayalam
Thomas: daivam havvye aanu aadyam srishtichirunnathenkil enthu sambhavikkumayirunnu?

Seban: Enkil aval daivathinte vaariyellu ooriyeduthene!

Dinner Joke
Kuttappan: Njan ennum oru kozhiyeyum koottiyaa chapathi thinnunnathu.

Rajappan: Ho, ithinumathram panam thante kayyilundo?

Kuttappan: Enthina athinumathram panam? Oru chappathi njan thinnum orennam kozhikkum kodukkum.

Powercut Joke
Paralokathethiy koottukar thammil.

Oraal: Ivideyum power cut aano? Onnum kaanan vayyallo!

Matteyaal: Powercut alleda. Nee bhoomiyil vachu kannu daanam cheythathu marannupoyo?

Two Friends Joke
Soman: Sookshichal dukhikkenda ennu parayunnathu verutheya.

Mustafa: Athentha?

Soman: Nooru gram kanjavu sookshichathina enne innale police pidichathu!

Friends Bet Joke in Malayalam
Panthayam vachu nooru roopa nediya Robertinodu Praveen: Enthayirunnu panthayam?

Robert: Oru ethappazham ottakkadikku moonu kashanamakkanam!

Praveen: Neeyathengane sadhichu?

Robert: Njan athinte naduvil ninnu oru kashanam kadicheduthu!

Fastfood Joke
Thattukadayilirunnu bhakshanam vaari valichu kazhikkunna aalodu changathi: Thanenthina ingane aakrantham kaanikkunnathu?

Matteyaal: Ivide ‘fastfood’ ennu ezhuthi vachirikkunnathu kandille?

Friends Joke
Ganesh: kanathaya thante makanu Malayalam mathramalle ariyoo? Pinne pathrathile parasyathil avan thamizhum hindiyumokke samsarikkumennu koduthathenthina?

Jose: Athu pinne avane kanathayittu oru varshatholamayille? Ippam thamizhum hindiyumokke padichittundenkilo?

Mobile Phone Joke
Mohan: Njaninnale mobile shoppukarane pattichu?

Rohan: Engane?

Mohan: njan ezee charge cheyyan nooru roopa
koduthu. Pakshe thettaya number koduthu.

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Vasudevan: Innethado pathivillathe thante mobilil ishtam pole ‘I love you’ messagukal varunnundallo?

Ajayan: Athente mobilalla, ente bharyayudetha!

Birthday Gift Joke
Gopan: Innente kamukiyude birthdaya. Enthu sammanam kodukkanamonnu oru idea kittunnilla.
Babu: Ninte kamuki kanaan engine?

Gopan: Sundariyaanu.

Babu: Enkil ente phone number koduthekku.

Mallu Mother in Law Joke
Geetha: Kaduvayeppole cheerikkondirunna ninte ammayiamma ippol eppozhum punchirichu kondanallo nilppu. Ithengane sadhichu?

Tina: Deshyappedathirunnal ammayude mukham aiswarya raiyudethu poleyanennu njan paranju.

Dentist and Friends Joke
Gayathri: Rani, Neeyinnale pakal muzhuvanum dentistinte adukkalayirunnu ennalle paranjathu? Ennittu oruthante koode cinema theateril ninnirangi varunnathu kandallo?

Rani: Ayaalanu njan paranja dentist.

Two Friends Mallu Joke
Priya: Ninte bharthavinu pushpangal ennal athrakkishtamano?

Mohini: Athedi, urakkathinidayil daliya, jasmine, lilly ennokkepparanja enne angeru chombikkunnathu.

Malayalam Friends Joke
Hema: Current illathathukondu enthoru budhimutta? Mixeem washing machinumonnum work cheyyippikkan pattunnilla.

Seema: Veettil pinne aa prashnamilla. Chettan pension ayathil pinne ee vaka upakaranangalonnum edukkareyilla.

Vanaja Girija Joke
Vanaja: Oru installment pirivukarane vivaham cheythathu abadhamayippoyenna thonnunnathu.

Girija: Enthu patti?

Vanaja: Orumma thannalum ayaalu parayum ithu thavanakalaayi thirichadakkanamennu!

Ninne onnu kaanan

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA

COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMAASHAKAL..

1)"shalyam cheyyalle enikku padikkanam"

2)"Eda, namukku Classil pokam"

3)"Sir, oru samshayam..!!"

"ASIN"te mobile number veno

"ASIN"te mobile number veno?

Godown

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ivide blade kondu churandi nokku number kaanam.....

Americayilekko Chandranilekko

Teacher:Americayilekko Chandranilekko kooduthal dooram?

Boy:Americayilek

Teach:Athentha?

Boy:America nokkiyal kanilla,chandrane kanaam!

achumama,pinarayi,kodiueri,sudakaran,baby

Imagine if achumama,pinarayi,kodiueri,sudakaran,baby are going a boat.
Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum ?
guss ?



"Keralam" !!!

RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU

Pandu pandu..Valare pandu..Oridathu oru RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU..

Pakshe ippol illa.

Marichu poyi,

pavam alle!

chemparathy poovinte kuraville

Chempaka poovinte suganthavum chempanineer poovinte Niravumulla ninakk sathyathil oru chemparathy poovinte kuraville..?

Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo

Sharikum neeyoru sathyasandhana..

Engane manasilayi enno?

Aa mukham nokkiyaalariyam..

Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo!!

Petrol Adichu car odikkam

Petrol Adichu car odikkam,
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,
Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!

Athentha Angane!!?

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

idhil 1 missing?

2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

LKG failanalle..??

Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi

"Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi Ekaanthathayil thanalaayi..Snehadeepamaayi vanna En Aathmashakthi,enthinu nee enne vittakannu.."

Anyante parampil ninnum

Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?

Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova.

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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle? Aare sweekarichalum ninte Aagraham nadakkilla!!

Nee velukkaan pokunnilla!

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Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu

Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil