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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Airtel comedy SMS MALAYALAM

Airtel SIMil ninnum Rs.0 balansilum free aayi call cheyyan 1 good idea
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Call customer care & enjoy..!!

Raju and Doctor Malayalam sms

Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu

Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo

Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor? Idathilo, valathilo..?

kuttoosan Mayaviye malayalam sms

Vilichittu kittiyilla. arinju kanumallo.. vishamichittum karanjitum karyamilla. ellam nammude vidhi. Allengil kuttoosan Mayaviye pidikkumo...?

malayalam love messages

"Life is XXX"

Yesterday is "X"perience

2day is "X"periment

2mrw is "X"pectation.

Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment To achieve ur Xpectation..

Gd evg

SMS

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=paapi chennayidam pathalam.



Plz call me. It’s very urgent. Vilikkathirikkaruthu?..........Ninte blood group thanne venam....................... Allengil ente patti chathu pokum!!!!!!!!!!

Funny Malayalam SMS

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..........

Malayalam Funny Jocks | Mallu Kerala

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Malayalam SMS Jokes

Oru vasantha kalam,

bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.

padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu

aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .

.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.

ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..

..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- wannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.

teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..

teacher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.

njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.

aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo.


~ Malayalam SMS Jokes



Kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi

aana neentithudichappol urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju.

oru urumpu mathram aanayude thalayil kayari patti

appo karayil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..