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chandran'il vellam maatramalla,



chandran'il vellam maatramalla,
thimingalam,kadalaama,sraavu, tudangiya jeevikal ullathayi kandethi.
-ISRO.

ISRO'yku ariyillallo
ROCKET arabikadalilanu veenathenu
-NASA.

Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............



Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............

Pakshey Kuppiyilekku Nokkumbol.........

Brandy Companiyiley Panikkar........

Avarude Kudumbam...

Avarude Makkal.................
Kuppi Nirmana Thozhilalikal.....

Kuppi Perukki Jeevikkunnavar....

Achaar Companiyile Jeevanakkar...

Ivareyellam Kannuneer Kuduppichittu enthu Nedaan....

So...CHEERS.......

Daivathinu pattunna oro abadhangal



ha!ha!ha!hi!hi! Ayo enikku vayya...ha!ha
entha chirikkunnathenno.?
Daivathinu pattunna oro abadhangal kando?
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Enthanenno?

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Nee thanne. Hi!hi!

joliyum kooliyum illathavarkkayi




joliyum kooliyum illathavarkkayi "idea" orukkunnu special offer thankalude mobilil ninnum 100 dial cheytha shesham parayoo "NAYINTE MONE" (6.99/minut) ningalkku labikkum poojapurayilekku oru free trip koodathe five star accomodation, "body massaging", "free full time police protection", what an idea 3g!!!!
an idea can change your life

Msg ayakathathil onum thonaruthe

Msg ayakathathil onum thonaruthe njan delhi yil poyirinu
pinne arodum parayanda.
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Njan thaje mahal vangi. (-_-)

Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies



STUDENT'S PLEDGE




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Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies. I love my bed &i am proud of my rich and long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my books, pen,and all instruments respect and treat them as holy and will remain them untouched .:

Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 Miss call vannu



" Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 Miss call vannu..

Thirichu vilichu........................

Aaranennu chodichappol.................:
" Njan Thiruvanamthapurathuninnum
Padhmanabhanana......................

" Enthenkilum undenkil mattikoloo......
Ente ellam poyi..............!!!!!!!! "

Moham kondal innedhu pennum



:-xSukumaar azheekode:-

Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,
pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum.
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Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano?
Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?
Adhava milma pal anengl, adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?
Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?
Idhil vritham undo? Thrikonam undo?
E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu..
Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo?
Oru ltr palinu inu 5 rs koottiyathinal pal chaaya maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathan suhruthukkale...

Oru pravasyam mathram e msg vayikavu



Oru pravasyam mathram e msg vayikavu... ennitu e question inte answr tharanam..
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Its a challenge..
Oru pravasyam mathram vayikuka....
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Ini question ketto...
' Idi appathinu ' English'ill entha parayunathu...?

Manasil nee undu, Aakaasathilum

Manasil nee undu,

Aakaasathilum nee undu,

Vayuvilum nee undu,

Kaatilum,

Bhoomiyilum nee undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu neranu.

"KEEDANU"

ellayidathum undu

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ninte Peru Kond Thudangi

Ente Peru Kondavasanikunna Oru Jeevi

KAZHUTHAPULI

Deshyapedandado Forward Cheythal thanikum Puliyavam..!!

Enthu chodhichalum,alla...alla...

Enthu chodhichalum,alla...alla...

ennu parayunna kure viddikalundu nammude ee lokathu,

neeyum angane aano.

Parayu... Aano..?!!

pada pedichu panthalathu chennapol,

aliyaaaa,

"pada pedichu panthalathu chennapol,

panthalam thangapante gaanamela"

ha ha ha,

kaanana chayayil aadumekan

chandhrika : kaanana chayayil aadumekan ,njanum varatteyo ninte koode..

ramanan : padilla padilla namme nammal, paade marannonnum cheythukooda..

chandrika : enth,! paade marannu cheyyaano ?, oho, appo ithaayirunnu ningalude manasilirip, alle...

ramanan : oh, ithaanu njan ninne kondupokaathath...

Oru Joli, Oru Bag Niraye Cash,

A boy prayed to God.

Oru Joli,

Oru Bag Niraye Cash,

Oru Vandi,

den Aa vandi Niraye Girls.

GOD avante prarthana Kettu.

GOD IS GREAT !

Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !!

Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya.

When i'm driving bike,

MOM -

Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya.

SISTER-

Odikan ariyamo

DAD-

Ninte koode vannal sariyakilla

lover- njan ellatto,arenkilum kanum

Friend -

aliya edukkada chagunnel orumichu chagam.

forward only to your real and beloved friends...

Padikkanayi book thurannappol athil

Padikkanayi book thurannappol athil oru chatha kothuku....

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oh,, God..

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ente padanam kaaranam oru jeevanum oru kudumbavum nashichu..

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illa..

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..eni book thurakkilla.. sathyam..

south Indiayil Rajunae pole fluent

Supriya: south Indiayil Rajunae pole fluent aayi english parayaan vere aarumilla..

suddenly Prithviraj :- yes... I am the fantastic english in the world of earth..

thoongi nikkunavane thangi nirthan

thoongi nikkunavane thangi nirthan

aadi kalikkunavante

attam nirthan...

he is comming

the real "HERO"

"RAMRAJ JETTIKAL"

3 per daivathe kandu varam

3 per daivathe kandu varam vanganai thabassirunnu oru swarna kachavadakkaran oru buisiness man oru kallan

avasanam daivam prathyakshappettu

awarna k:enicku oru room niraye swarnam venam

daivam: ok nalgiyirikkunnu

buisns man:enick oru room niraye panam venam

daivam:ok nalgiyirickunnu, ennittu kallanodu chodichu nineckenda vendathu

kallan: ippol poya randuperude address thannal mathi ....