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Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,



Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

Ninteyo???

Munjanma papangalude phalam itha



Munjanma papangalude phalam itha 2012il...

Jan 26 - Sunday
Mar 16 - Sunday / Holi
May 1 - Sunday
Aug 15 - Sunday
Oct 2 - Sunday / Dasara
Nov 5 - Sunday / Diwali
Dec 25 - Sunday

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP



Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

Some commands..

SAVE : Rakhikkade appi

SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

SAVE ALL : Appi de yellarem reksheeru

PASTE : Yeduthu chambadey

RUN : Vodada machu

CUT : Pirithu kaladey machu

SEARCH : Thappi vidadey appi

EXIT : Irangi podey pyle

OPEN : Tvorakkdey

SHUT DOWN : Appa machu sullam

SYSTEM BUSY : Thalle kalip theeranillallo

SYSTEM ERROR : Lavan puliyanu ketta

RESTART : Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude



Hello Mr Perera , thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju . Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam.Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi



Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

kaanan adipliya..ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
Nee kandu nokku ,

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Engane undu ente LINE!!!

ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu



ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu kandu Hydrosum auto vangi..........

Narayanan autoku perittu
"AMME NARAYANA"
athu kandu Hydrosum perittu
"AMME HYDROSE"

punchirikondu poonilaavum,



punchirikondu poonilaavum,

vaakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,

sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha

ente priya kootukaaranu oru valiya..

'MANGATHOLI'

kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'



Thomasukutti:"Da kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

Mahadevan:"aa elippetti kinattil idadey"

Govindankutty:" venda namukku poochaye irakkaam"

Appukkuttan:" aarum pedikkenda... njaan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittundu..."

Flash News Lokavasanam 2012 il



Flash News

Lokavasanam
2012 il

Tintu Mon:
Daivame....!

'Life Time Sim'
Eduthathu
Verutheyayo....?

KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM

Walk in your own way
love in your own style
think in your own manner
talk in your own words
then only people will say
"KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM KELKKILLA"

Kattile schoolil Hajar vilikunnu

Kattile schoolil Hajar vilikunnu

LION-Hajar

RAT -Hajar

RABIT-Hajar

FOX-Hajar

TIGER-Hajar

MONKEY...,

MONKEY...

MONKEY

Mesege vayich irikadhe hajar parayooooo

താതകര്‍ണ്ണന്‍ തപോഭൂവില്‍ നിന്ന്

താതകര്‍ണ്ണന്‍ തപോഭൂവില്‍ നിന്ന് ഇനിയും മടങ്ങിയെത്തിയില്ലേ, ശകുന്തളേ...എത്തിയില്ലേ ശകുന്തളേ....

ശകുന്തള ലജ്ജയോടെ...എത്തിയിട്ടില്ല നാഥാ....

Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte

Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte veedinu munnilMammukka nilkunnu..! Lal karyam thirakki.....

Mammootty: Innu bar avadhiyaa. military kuppi vallathum undo ?

2 per vellathil mungi thazhunnu...



2 per vellathil mungi thazhunnu...
nee athu kandu...
oral njanum matteyal ninte loverum...
ninak neenthal ariyam, pakshe orale mathrame rekshikan pattu...!!!

chodyam ithanu..,
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"nee ente
shavam'adakkinu varumo...?"

Paayale vida, Pooppale vida



Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it ?

Then apply.....

"Apex Ultima !!"

"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

Marichu yamalokathu chenna

Marichu yamalokathu chenna ramuvinodu Chithraguptan:
nallathu vallathum cheythitundo?
Ramu: oru pennine aakramichondirikkunna gundakalil oruthane idichu
veezthi
bakkiyullavare velluvilichu.
Chithraguptan: very good. Ithu Epazha undayathu
Ramu: Oru 2 minute mumpu

loverinte aniyathi misscall

loverinte aniyathi misscall thannal ee samudayam endu parayum

monee manasil mattoru laddu pottiii

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu...njan tea paranjal ne coffee parayum, njan english movikk pokumbol ne malayalam movik pokum, nhan thekkot pokumbol ne vadakkot pokum nhan dental hospitalil pokumbo ne mental hospitalil pokum ne entha iggane¿

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathinteyum Vinayathinteyum Budhiyudeyum Soundaryathinteyum Pratheekamaya..., *NJAN* urangan pokunnu...GUD NI8

Ormayundo ee number?

Ppha PULLE.....! Ormayundo ee number? Orma kaanilla SIM Cardile balance kootinoki, 4 neram vettivizingi mobilum kettipidichu Urangiyal pora SMS Cheyanam SMS..!