Showing posts with label Family Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Family Jokes. Show all posts

Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal



Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?




Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?




Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal



Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…




Makan: Sariyacha

Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?




Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- Vannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B

Adhyathe Kanmani Pennayirikanam

Husband: Adhyathe Kanmani Pennayirikanam. Wife: Venda, Aanayirikkanam. Amayiamma: Enthayalum Vendilla ,Ente makante aayirikkanam !!

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya randuper Kandumuttunnu, Ninte Bharya Kaanaanengane? B: Veluthu Melinju, Chuvanna Chundum, Churunda mudiyum,Nunakkuzhi kavilum, kinnari pallum. Ninte bharya engana? A: entethu potte…. Namuk nintethu nokam.

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu

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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)

Malayalam Family Jokes

Dad Vs. Son Joke in Malayalam
Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…

Makan: Sariyacha
Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?

Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Funny Joke
Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?

Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?

Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?

Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Family Love Joke
Achan: Eda nee etho oru penkuttiyumayi premathilanennu ee naattil muzhuvan paattanallo. Ini backi aarenkilumundoda ithariyanayittu?

Makan: Aa penkutti ithuvare sangathi arinjittillennu thonnunnu.

Father and Son Joke
Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.
Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Daughter in Law Joke
Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.

Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?

Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Housemaid Joke in Malayalam
Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?

Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.

Kochamma: Athenthinadee?

Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Achan Makan Joke
Achan: Kando… ninakkivide padikkan enthokke saukaryangalundu. Table lampum mesem kaserayum ellam undu. Ninakkariyaamo? Mahanmaray palarum street lightinte keezhilirunnu padichavara!

Makan: Appam achanu njanoru mahanakunnathu ishtamalla. Atha enne ee table lampinte keezhiliruthi padippikkunnathu!

Uncle Whisky Joke
Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?

Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Funny Father Son Joke
Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…

Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Drunken Joke
Kudichu lakkillathe kidakkunna varkkiyude vayarinu mukalil vannu kidakkunna makanodu
Varkki: Ente vayarilanoda kidakkunnathu? Maarikkidakku.

Makan: Ennittu amma kurachu munpu parayunnathu kettallo vellamadichal vayattil kidakkanamennu.

Achan Makan Malayalam Joke
Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…
Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?
Makan: Swimming poolinte.
Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

House Robbery Joke
Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…

Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.

Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

Engineering College Son Joke
Engineeringinu padikkunna makan: Acha, collegial pokan enikku eeyazhcha thanne oru bike vangitharanam.

Achan: Nammude veedinaduthulla engineering collegial pokan biko? Daivam ninakku randu kaal nalkiyathenthinaa?

Makan: Oru kaalu gear mattanum matte kaalu brake chavittanum.

Housemaid Joke
Rarichan muthalali velakkari mariyayodu: Melaal nee kulikkumpol kulimuriyude vathil adakkaruthu.
Mariya: Athenthina muthalali?

Muthalali: Nee kulikkumpol njan ethi nokkiyennu kochammayude parathi varathirikkana.

Love Marriage Joke
Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?

Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Makan: Acha, mashi valare vilayulla sadhanamano?

Achan: Alla, entha nee angane chodikkan?

Makan: Ente kaiyil ninnu mashikkuppi carpetil veenathinu ammayenthinaa pinne deshyappedunnathu?

Funny Joke
Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Housemaid Family Joke
Velakkari odivannu Binduvinodu: Chechee, de appurathe veettile moonu pennungal chernnu chechiyude ammayiammaye thallunnu! Odi vaa!

Bindu odi purathethi. Ammayiammaye ayalkkar thallunnathu nokkininnu.

Velakkari: Ayyo! Entha nokkinilkkunnathu? Vegam chennu sahayikku.

Bindu: O, ente sahaayamonnum vendenne. Avar moonuper thanne dharaalama.

Animal Joke
Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.

Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.

Achan: Enthu?

Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanennu!

Drinking Joke
Amma: Neeyinnale raathri kudichittu vannittu bodhamillathe varandayilla kidannurangiyathu!

Makan: Cheetha kootteketta amme ellattinum kaaranam. Aaru kuppi beer… Anchu koottukar… Anchuperum kudikkilla ennu vachal?

Achan Makan Mallu Joke
Makan: Oppidunnathinu pakaram achan enthinanu ente progress cardil viraladayalam pathichathu?

Achan: Ninakku kittiya mark anusarichu ninte achanu aksharabhyaasam undavan oru vazhiyumilla.

Onion Joke
Kochamma: Enna mooppichu pottumpol ulliyittu vazhattanamennu paranjittu neeyenthadee karichu kalanjathu?

Velakkari: Aa samyatha ulli thinnan ividathe saaru vannathu!

Daughter in Law Joke
Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!

Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.

Makan: thank you acha

Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Drum Joke
Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?

Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…