shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?

patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma

onumkudy ninda vallumma

Kollunnavan KILLER

Chadunnavan JUMPER

Paattukaaran SINGER

Adikkunnavan FIGHTER

Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??

"UMMER"

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Ammuma:Undallo.

Officer:Kinarundo?

Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.Next day AANA died.Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?

Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...

Why? Dats the magic of our relation

Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjottey..??




GOOD NIGHT

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth, Marannaal Orkkaruth, Orthaal karayaruth. Karanjaal aarum kaanaruth..

Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?Koran: njana
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??






athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers. He saw a mouse dancing.Tiger asked how dare u come here!!!!
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"

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SHÅNUnET@:

"Orkkanam Ennilla

MarakkathirunnalMathi *Snehikkanam Ennilla Verukathirunnal mathi *Adukkanam Ennilla Akalathirunnal mathi *Vilikkanam Ennilla MISS Adichal Mathi.

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Pranayam thengayanu!

Athinte vellam kudikkan valare nallathanu!

Currykalil cherthal nalla ruchiyumanu.

Bt thalayil veenaal,jeevitham KONJATA.

:-D be carefull!!

GuD MnG dEaR:-)

hav a rckng day ahead da:-)

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Orikal ninte schoolinte varandayiloode nee nadannu neengunna nimisham,

Orupadu chirichu kalichathum,

Sneham poovittathum orthu ninte hridhayam veruthe onnu pidakkum..

Randu thulli kanneerinte nanavode nee ninte classine thirayum,

Classile oro benchukalum nee thirichariyum,

Hridhayam keeri muricha vedanayil nee ninte friendsine orkkum.

Appol ninte manassu manthrikkum, varshangal kazhinjum,

"Ithayirunnu ente swargam"..

Good Night

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Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
"Vishu Asamsakal"

Orupidi konapoovum
Vishu kaniyum
Vishu kainetavumayi
Veendum Meda masam pularunu
Samrithiyudeyum santhoshathinteyum
snehathinteyum pradekamaya
"Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal"

Manassilundavatte gramathin
Vishudhiyum manavum
Mamathayaum ithiri konnappoovum.
Vishu Kaniyum, Vishu kaineetavum, kali chiriyum ayi
Oru Vishu koodi
Happy Vishu 2009 Asamsakal

Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Practice makes
Man Perfect..

Appo Woman.?

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Any Guess.??

Woman is Born Perfect.
Girls Rock…
Happy Women’s Day…..

Chanduvine tholpikan ningalkavilla makkale. oru pad per chanduvine pattichu. Dealer SIM anenn paranj ordinary SIM thann achan enne pattichu. Recharge coupon vangikan paisa chodichapol 10 paisa thann amma enne pattichu. Easy charge cheyan balance illa enn kallam paranj friendum enne pattichu. 26 paisa balancumay chanduvinte mobile pinneyum bakki. iniyum chanduvine pattikan ningalkavilla makkale karanam Chanduvinipol POST PAID aanu!!!

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

Hey savaari giri giri!Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla...

Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu

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Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi... Mathayi achanodu paranju, ngan 2 papam cheythu... then pallilachan paranju, ninakku 2 wheel ulla vandi narakathil kittum... Pathrose 2 papam cheydangil 3 wheel ulla vandi kittumennum paranju... Maranashesham Mathayi narakathiloode bike odichondirunnapol Pathrose autoyil vannu paranju...Jeevan venamenkil marikko... ACHAN TRAIN ODICHONDU VARUNNUNDU....

Bruce Lee's Favourites:
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Think DIfferent, Do different, speak different, Achieve different, Then only u can go to OOLAMPARA

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There are 2559770000 coconut trees in KERALA according to agriculture dept.

Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!

How can I spell

"B_DHU"without 'U' ?

or

"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"

KAZH_THA"? ?

C hw important "U" are... !!!

REALLY U R -

M arvellous

A ffectionate

N oble

N aughty

U nique

N atural

N ice

I ntelligent ....

In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

KARMA itz a CINEMA about 2 lovers VARMA & SALMA, They are from BURMA, They have ORUMA, They have NANMA,Have THANIMA,have ELIMA & person reading this message is an ERUMA...

fill in d blanks..

1.D_G

2.C_T

3.B_Y

4.B_S

5.J_G

6.F_N

7.G_N

8.H_N

CONGRATULATION!!!

LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!

small dog asks:mamma ente pappa araa??mother dog:shh.. mindathirikk.. pappa msg vayikunath kandille??

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol.Enikkorma varunnadu..Onnam classileonnam padathileonnamathe vakkanu....."!!THARA!!"

Ur name can be made by adding the Malayalam words for WAVE, NET and FIRE. That is the magic of English. Which are that Malayalam words? ALA, VALA,THEE

Father:endhayada result?
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

1) Put, kadala

2) Idly, Chatni

3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry

4)Uchistam, Amedhyam

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee...

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

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Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."
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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........

When i was 2 yrs,many girls used to kiss me & i allowed them.But when i was 20 yrs,i wanted to kiss many girls,but they didnt allow... Nandi ketta vargam

Boy: I am a complan boy

girl: I am a complan girl

Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.

Cow cell ya

super aa ja

ram aa

poor wa

sun dya

par west thathe

Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



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kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle

verum RS.22.50 maatram.

punjiri kondu poonilavum , vakukal kondu thenmazhayum, sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha ente sweet friendinu ... Ente sweet good night





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Kannil Oru "Minnal"Mugath Oru "Punjiri"Punjiriyil Oru "Sneham"Snehathil Oru "Ishtam"Ishtathil Oru Hrithayam Aa Hrithayathil Ente Best Friend



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Nammude Kannu nirayumbol

aa Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine Polum Nammal Ishtapettupokum..

Arum arkum swanthamalla...

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"Hridayamidipu Venamenkil Hridayam Venam.

Hridayam Venamenkil Santhosham Venam.

Santhosham Venamenkil Eniku Ninne Venam.

Oru Nalla Friend ayi...

GOOD MORNING.

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"Udanja Chillukal Vaarikootumbol Kaikal Muriyum, Athu Pole. Ormakale Thaalolikumbol Manasum. Swayam Karanjaalum Snehikunnavare Santhoshipikkuka.






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