Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!
nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru
um.
oru umm.
oru umma.
oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma
onumkudy ninda vallumma
Kollunnavan KILLER
Chadunnavan JUMPER
Paattukaaran SINGER
Adikkunnavan FIGHTER
Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??
"UMMER"
Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka
1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?
2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande
Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.
Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.
Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?
Student:aara thudangiye.....?
Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?
Ammuma:Undallo.
Officer:Kinarundo?
Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu
ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?
Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?
Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...
Why? Dats the magic of our relation
GOOD NIGHT
Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.
ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.
Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?
urumb helmet vechirinu!!
athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"
Interval
THE END
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"Orkkanam Ennilla
MarakkathirunnalMathi *Snehikkanam Ennilla Verukathirunnal mathi *Adukkanam Ennilla Akalathirunnal mathi *Vilikkanam Ennilla MISS Adichal Mathi.
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Athinte vellam kudikkan valare nallathanu!
Currykalil cherthal nalla ruchiyumanu.
Bt thalayil veenaal,jeevitham KONJATA.
:-D be carefull!!
GuD MnG dEaR:-)
hav a rckng day ahead da:-)
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Orupadu chirichu kalichathum,
Sneham poovittathum orthu ninte hridhayam veruthe onnu pidakkum..
Randu thulli kanneerinte nanavode nee ninte classine thirayum,
Classile oro benchukalum nee thirichariyum,
Hridhayam keeri muricha vedanayil nee ninte friendsine orkkum.
Appol ninte manassu manthrikkum, varshangal kazhinjum,
"Ithayirunnu ente swargam"..
Good Night
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Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
"Vishu Asamsakal"
Vishu kaniyum
Vishu kainetavumayi
Veendum Meda masam pularunu
Samrithiyudeyum santhoshathinteyum
snehathinteyum pradekamaya
"Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal"
Manassilundavatte gramathin
Vishudhiyum manavum
Mamathayaum ithiri konnappoovum.
Vishu Kaniyum, Vishu kaineetavum, kali chiriyum ayi
Oru Vishu koodi
Happy Vishu 2009 Asamsakal
Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal
Practice makes
Man Perfect..
Appo Woman.?
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Any Guess.??
Woman is Born Perfect. 
Girls Rock… 
Happy Women’s Day…..
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..
Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"
Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?
Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.
Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu
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po ambe po....
enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu.
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!
Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!
How can I spell
"B_DHU"without 'U' ?
or
"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"
KAZH_THA"? ?
C hw important "U" are... !!!
REALLY U R -
M arvellous
A ffectionate
N oble
N aughty
U nique
N atural
N ice
I ntelligent ....
In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I
1.D_G
2.C_T
3.B_Y
4.B_S
5.J_G
6.F_N
7.G_N
8.H_N
CONGRATULATION!!!
LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....
Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??
1) Put, kadala
2) Idly, Chatni
3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry
4)Uchistam, Amedhyam
If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....
Sardar: How r u?
Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."
After dialog he fell on bed & died.
Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.
The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee...
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Improve your general knowledge.
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Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........
Boy: I am a complan boy
girl: I am a complan girl
Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.
Cow cell ya
super aa ja
ram aa
poor wa
sun dya
par west thathe
Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
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ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
verum RS.22.50 maatram.
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aa Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine Polum Nammal Ishtapettupokum..
Arum arkum swanthamalla...
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"Hridayamidipu Venamenkil Hridayam Venam.
Hridayam Venamenkil Santhosham Venam.
Santhosham Venamenkil Eniku Ninne Venam.
Oru Nalla Friend ayi...
GOOD MORNING.
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