Namboothiri Phalithangal jokes sms

Namboothiri got into a transport bus which was full packed with passengers and no seats were vacant.A kind gentleman offered his seat to namboothiri

gentleman:please take your seat sir.

namboothiri ;Oh no it is already late. I have no time to sit.

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

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Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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Door

Anybody can say 140 names in one second.

Anybody can say 140 names in one second..............

100jehan

10dulker

9thara

7malai

6mughan

5ali

3sha

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian

Ini paranjittu karyamilla..

Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"

SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.

VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL

Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Urumb aayirunu Refferee

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!

Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana

Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"

Aana:"Eanthina?"

Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Urumb paranjathu.

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..

njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu

Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

KARINKURANGU

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

Funny Mallu SMS Joke in MALAYALAM

Comedy Malayalam Joke
Manthri prasangikkanethiyappol sadassil aarumilla. Kshubhithanaaya manthri bharavahiyodu: Njan meetingil pankedukkunna karyam ningal pathrathilonnum koduthirunnille?

Bharavaahi: sathyamaayum illa saar.. Pakshe aalukal enganeyo akkaryam manatharinjenna thonnunnathu!

Short and Funny Malayalam Joke
Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

Stupid Joke
Cigarette valikkunna babuvinodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Sigarattinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile sigarattu valikkunnoda?

Babu: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil kerunnathu?

Magic Joke
Oru magic kaaran paripaadikkidayil oru vaal eduthu vizhungi. Ennittu kaanikale velluvilichu. ‘Ithupole oru vidya aarkkengilum kaanikkamo?’

Prekshakarkkidayil undayirunna Raju ithukandu oru parakkalleduthu vizhungi. Ennittu magic kaarane velluvilichu. ‘Ningalkku ithupole cheyyamo?’

Magic kaaran tholvi sammathichu. Ennittu chodichu: Ningal evidunna ee magic padichathu?

Raju: Ithu magic onnumalla. Njan divasavum rationariyude chora unnunnathu!

Short Malayalam Joke
Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?

Joke
Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.

Reality Show Joke
Reality showyude audition nadakkunnu. Pankedukkanethiya oru kuttiyodu judge: Kuttikku padanariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Dance ariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Pinnenthina ingottu vannathu?
Kutti: Elimination roundel njan bhabgiyayi karanjolam saar.

Mallu Joke
Chhondayumayi nilkkunna Abdukkayodu kootukaran: Entha ikka choondayidathe palathil kayari nilkkunnathu?

Abdukka: Njammalu mazha varan kathhu nilakkayado. Mazha vannal nanayathirikkan meenukalellam koodi ee palathinadiyil kayari nilkkum… Appol pidikkan eluppamalle!

Malayalam Joke
Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.

Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!

Funny Malayalam Joke
Narayanan abdhavasal motor cycle odichethiyathu smasanathil.
Narayan: Ithentha road niraye speed breakerso? Ini ee vazhiyilla.

Girlfriend Joke
Yuvavu daivathodu: Daivame neeyenikku vedan nalkoo..
Dukham nalkoo…
Tension nalkoo…
Ente jeevitham nasippikkoo…
Ente jeevitham kashtappadukal kondu nirakkoo…

Daivam: Otta vakkil paranjal pore; ninakkoru ‘girlfriend’ venam, athrayalleyullu

Cow Joke
Veettamma: Kurachu divasamayi kittunna paalil niraye vellamanallo?

Paalkkaran: Ippol vellappokkamalle kochamme, kazhuthattam vellathila pasu nilkkunnathu.

General Malayalam Joke
Pallyilachan: Entha josephe, bharyaye purathu nirthiyittu nee ottakku?

Joseph: Achanalle kazhinjayazhcha paranjathu ini varumpol ororutharum avaravarude kurisu purathu vakkanamennu.

Office Joke
Rajan (Bhikshakkaranodu): Ningalkku nanamaville ingane bhiksha yachichu nadakkan?

Bhikshakkaran: Pinne ee thozhilinu oru office thurannu vakkan pattumo saare

Birthday Joke
Bhikshakkaran kochammayodu: Amme… vallathum tharane…laddu, jilebi, cake… madhuramulla vallathum tharane

Kochamma: Athenthina madhuramullathu?
Bhikshakaran: Innu ente birthday aanu.

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Sukumaran Jothsanodu: Enikku muppathanchu vayassayittum kalyanam nadakkathathentha jothsyare?

Jothsyan: Ningalude jathakathil anpathu vayassuvare durithangalonnum undavillenna! Athu kazhinje kalyanam nadakkoo.

Funny Joke
Bhaskaran goorkhayodu: Ella masavum 25 roopa vachu vangikkondu pokunnathinu oru kuravumilla. Innale ente veettil kallan kayariyappol thante podi polum ee bhagathonnum kandillallo.

Goorkha: Ee areayile moshtavu enikku oru veedinu nooru roopa vacha tharunnathu saare.

Joke
Aakasavaniyude ezhuthupettiyil kettathu: Eeyideyayi aakasavani nilavaramulla oru paripadi polum prakshepanam cheyyunnilla ennu Kuttappan Kannoru ninnu ezhuthiyirikkunnu.

Marupadi: Manya srothavu njangalude ‘kampolanilavaram’ paripadi kettittundavilla ennu karuthunnu.

Kitchen Joke
Lotteriyadicha yachakanodu bharya: Ee panam kondu enthanu cheyyanuddesikkunnathu?
Yachakan: Nalloru veedu paniyanam. Nalla sit-out, nalla bed-room, nalla bath-room, valiya TV, hall…

Bharya: Appol adukkala vende?

Yachakan: Namukkenthinadee adukkala? Irannuthanne thinnal pore?

Humorous Mallu Joke
Oru announcementil kettathu:
Ee naadinte ponnomana puthranu… pattinippavangalude chihnamaaya ‘Vimanam’ adayaalathil vote rekhappeduthi vijyippikkanamennu abhyarthikkunnu.

Neighbours Joke
Nalini ayalkkariyaya Ramaniyodu: Ennodu vazhakkundakkiyal ninte veetilekku njan nayaye vidum.

Ramani: Ente veettil naay illennu karuthi neeyangane ahangarikkanda. Njanente bharthavine vidum..

Mallu Joke
Ramesanu kure pasukkalundayirunnu. Ramesan avayeyellam vilkkan theerumanichu. Vangan vannayal: ee pasuvinu entha vila?

Ramesan: Irupathinayiram roopa… anchu varshathinidayil oru thavanaye prasavikkoo…

Vannayal: Appurathu nilkkunna aa pasuvino?
Ramesan: Ayyayiram roopa… varshathil oru thavana prasavikkum.

Vannayal: Nge! Athu kollamallo! Anchu varshathil orikkal mathram prasavikkunnathinu enthina kooduthal vilayittirikkunnathu?
Ramesan: swabhaga gunavum nammal pariganikkande chetta?

Short Malayalam Joke
Pradeep kainottakkaranodu: Chetta, sameepabhaviyil enikkenthu sambhivikkumennu pettennonnu paranjatte.

Kainottakkaran: Kaiyile cheliyum podiyum vachu nokkumpol sameepabhaviyil choriyum chirangum undakanulla sadhyatha.

Comedy Joke
Malayaliyaya gunda thalavan marichu yamalokathethiyappol yamadharman:
Nee pathu pere konnittille. Athukondu ninneyivite iruttarayiladakkan nam kalpikkunnu.

Gunda thalavan: Keralathile power cutinidayil jeevicha enikku iruttara oru prasnamalla prabho…

Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Maramvettukaranaaya Rajanodu Veettudama: Thanenthu paniya ee kaanichathu? Veedinte mukalilekkanodo maram murichidunnathu?

Rajan: Kalithozhuthinum Kozhikkoodinum kedonnum pattathe maram murikkanamennalle muthalali paranjathu?

Funny Malayalam Joke
Maruthva malayumayi parakkunna hanumante padam kanda mesan: ho, enthu midukkan panikkarana.
Ivane enikku kittiyal nannayirunnu. Chattiyillatheyalle mannumayi pokunnathu!

Dog Joke
Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.

Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?

Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.

Dhanya: ennittu?

Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.

Overspeed Joke
Kudavayar kurakkanayi bharyayude nirbandhaprakaram ayaal raavile ezhunnettu odan thudangi. Main roadilthiyappozhanu oru board kandathu: ‘Amitha vegatha maranathilekku.’

Daivame, ithuvare onnum pattathathu bhagyam! Pathukke thirichu nadannu kalayaam!

Mosquito Joke
Kanaran valre abhimaniyayirunnu. Kothukukadi kondu pulanjittum ayaal kothukine adichu konnila. Enthayirikkum karanam?

Ayaal chinthichu: Onnumillenkilum aa kothukinte sirakalilodunnathu ente thanne chorayalle!

Cheating Joke in Malayalam
Gopalanum Govindanum thee pidicha kettidathinte ancham nilayil pettupoyi. Kettidathinu thazhe fire servicukar valiyoru puthappu vidarthippidichukondu paranju: Ee puthappilekku chadikko… njangal pidichittundu. Govindananu aadyam chadiyathu.

Pakshe, thazheyethunnathinu munpu fire servicukarude kayyil ninnum puthappu parannupoyi. Govindan concrete tharayil kamizhnnadichu veenu. Fire servicukar Gopalanodu paranju: thazhekku chadikko…

Ithavana puthappu puthappu njangal muruke pidicholam.

Gopalan: Enikku ningale enikku viswasamilla. Puthappu tharayil virichittu ningalangottu doore mari nilkku..

Robber Joke
Pushkkaran ottakkanu thamasam. Oru divasam pushkkarane kure kallanmaar akramichu veettilulla ella sadhanangalum kondu poyi.

Pittennu pushkarante suhruthu: Thankal kidakkakkadiyil oru pistol karutharundallo, ennittum?

Pushkkaran: Ente bhagyam, kallanmaar athu kandilla. Allenkil athum kondu poyene!

Sports Joke
Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.

Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.

Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?

Ayaal: Ente number naalado

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bhaskaranu oru car undu. Athu vilkkan theerumanichu. Pakshe oru laksham kilometeriladhikam odiya vandi vangan aarum vanilla. Bhaskarante suhruthu oru budhi paranju koduthu.

Carinte meter pathinayirathilekku thirichu vakkuka. Ayaal athupole cheythu. Randazhcha kazhinju vanna suhruthu nokkiyappol car vittittilla.

Enthu pattiyennu Bhaskaranodanveshichu.

Udan Bhaskaran: Vangan palarum vannirunnu. Pakshe pathinayiram kilometer mathram vangiya car vilkkan njanetha mandanano?

Mallu Office Joke
Mrigasalayil interviewinu vanna velappanodu
officer: Njan chila pakshikalude kalinte chithrangal kanikkanam. Aa pakshikalude peru parayanam!

Naalanchu pakshikalude kaal kaanichittum Velappanu utharam parayan kazhinjilla.

Officer: Sorry, ningal interviewil thottu… entha ningalude peru?

Velappan: (kaluyarthi kanichu) Daa, athente kaalil nokki kandu pidicho!

Hilarious and Funny Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Mobile vanganethiya grameenan: Enikkoru mobile venam

Salesman: Itha Nokia 6500

Grameenan: Eeswara! Nokkiyal 6500 enkiyal vangan nammude veedu vilkkendi varumallo!

Malayalam Joke
Madan: Ketto, ee varsham aake irunnooru sthree peedanangal register cheythennu!

Kamal: Kalikaalam! Ippol peedippikkanum register cheyyano?

Funny Malayalam Joke
Ramuvum damuvum mysore palace sandarsikkukayayirunnu. Ramu avide kanda oru kaserayil irunnu.

Appol ithukanda avidathe sookshippukaran: sir, dayavayi athil irikkaruthu. Athu tippu sulthantethanu

Ramu: Saaramilledo. Addeham varumpol njan eneetu kodutholam.

Friends Joke
Grameenanaya Ayyappanu nalamathe puthran janichu. Birth certificatinulla apeksha ezhuthi. Janicha rajyam ennulla bhaagathu ‘China’ ennanu Ayyappan poorippichathu.

Ithu kanda oru suhruthu karanam therakki.

Ayyappan: Edo… than idakkidakku pathram vaayikkanam. Ennale vivaramundakoo! Bhoomiyil janikkunna oro nalamathe kuttiyum chainakkarananenna kazhinjayazhcha pathrathil kandathu!

Santa Banta Joke
Santayum bantayum veettilekku povukayayirunnu. Vazhiyil ninnu avarkku randu bombukal kitti.

Santa: namukkithu policine elppichalo?

Banta: vazhikku orennam pottiyalo?

Santa: Athinenta, orenname kittiyulloo ennu paranjal pore?

Santa Banta Malayalam Joke
Santa: Kuttikkalathu orikkal njan randam nilayil ninnu thazhe veenu.

Banta: Ennittu ningal maricho atho jeevanode rakshapeto?

Santa: Kuttikkalathe karyamalle, nalla ormayilla.

Idiot Joke
Gopalan trainil yathra cheyyukayayirunnu. Idakku bathroomil poyappol bathroominte bhithiyil ezhuthi vachirikkunnu, ‘Ithu vayikkunnavan pambara viddi’. Gopalanu deshyam vannu. Athu maychiitu Goplan ezhuthi. ‘Ithu vayikkunnavanalleda ithezhuthiyavanaa viddi.’

Husband and Wife Joke
Ambalathil poyi madangunna bharya: Atutha ezhu janmathilum ente bharthavu ningal thanneyayirikkanamenna njan bhagavanodu prarthiochathu. Ningalo?
Bharthavu: Ithu ente ezhamathe janmamayirikkane ennu.

Funniest Malayalam Joke
Randu kuttikal achchanammamare pukazhthi parayukayayirunnu.

Onnaman: Nee sooyas canal ennu kettittundo?

Randaman: Uvvu, njan pusthakathil vayichittundu.

Onnaman: Ente achchaanathu kuzhichathu.

Randaman: Athreyullo? Nee ‘dead sea’ ennu
kettittundo? Ente achchananathine konnathu.

Malayalam College Joke
Onpathu thavana degree pareeksha ezhuthi thotta nishad thante pena universitikku ayachu koduthu. Koode oru kurippum; ‘Njanitha aayudham vachu keezhadangiyirikkunnu.’

Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamukiyude veettilethiya Santhosh chayayundakkan aval adukkalayilekku poya thakkathinu avalude mobile eduthu nokki. Thante peru enganeyaanu save cheythirikkunnathennariyaanaayi santhosh athilekku call cheythu. Bell adichappol kamukiyude mobilil ingane thelinju: Kozhi number 52 calling!

Mallu Marriage Joke
Randu dampathikal nerkkuner kandal enthu sambhavikkum?

Onnum sambhavikkuakyilla. Bharyamar mattavlude saari nokkum. Bharthakkanmar mattavante bharyayeyum.

Exam Joke
Adhyapakan: Pasuvinekurichu pathu vachakamezhuthan paranjittu ninteyum ninte chettanteyum utharangal thammil oru vyathyasavumillallo? Copiyadichathano?

Gopu: Hey, Alla saar, randum oru pasu thanneya!

Hilarious Mallu Joke
Adhyapakan: gandhijiyude makante peru?
Kutti: Dinesan
Adhyapakan: Aaru paranju?
Kutti: Saaralle paranjathu, Gandhiji father of ‘di-nesan anennu’

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Namukku swasikkan oxygen koodiye theeroo. 1773 laanu oxygen kandupidichathu.

Appumon: Ho, 1773 nu sesham janichathu nannayi. Athinu munpayirunnenkil swaasam mutti chathu poyene!

School Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidhyarthi: Ente achanum ammayum thammil vazhakkayirunnu

Teacher: Avar vazhakkittathinu neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidyarthi: Ente oru shoe ammayude kaiyilum matte shoe achante kaiyilumayirunnu.

Malayalam Joke about Drunkard
Kudichu lekku ketta orale police arrest cheythu.

Ayalodu SI: Ee rathriyil nee evide pokunnu?

Madyapani: Madyapanathinte dooshyabhalangale patti oru lecture kelkkan

SI: Paathiraathriyil araada lecture tharunnathu?

Madyapani: Ente bharya.

Reality Mallu Joke
Reality shoyil mathsararthiyodu judge: Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle?

Mathsararthi: Athe, oru vazhipadundayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi!

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Parkkile charubenchil valare ullasavanayi irikkunna vridhane kandu rajuvinu kauthukam thonni. Vridhante aduthu chennu Raju:

Valyappante prayathil ithrayum ullasavanayi njan aareyum kandittilla. Entha valyappante prasarippinte rahasyam?

Vridhan: Ennum oro pint brandy kudikkum. Pathu packet cigeratte valikkum… Exercise cheyyunna paripadiye illa.

Raju: Athbhutham thanne. Ithu kettal ethu doctorum njettum Aatte valyappanu ethra vayassayi?

Vridhan: Irupathi randu!

Malayalam Funny Joke
Lakshmanante shoes kalavu poyi. Ethra anveshichittum kittiyilla. Anveshanathinoduvil ayaal smasanathilethi. Ennitturakke, ‘kallane njanini evide thirayanaanu? Innallenkil naale iviede varumallo!

Mallu Joke
Vridhante chekku book nashtappettu. Pittennu thanne vridhan managere kandu karyam paranju.
Manager: Kuzhappamayallo! Aarkku venamenkilum ningalude oppittu chekku maattan pattum. Panam muzhuvan udan pinvalikkunnathanu nallathu.
Vridhan Aa chekkilonnum mattarkkum oppidaan pattilla saar. Athilellam njan thanne oppittittundu.

Funny Malayalam Joke
Lolane orikkal oru kazhutha thozhichitthu odippoyi. Lolanu nannayi deshyam vannu. Ayaal athinte pinnale kure odiyenkilum kittiyilla. Kure kazhinjappol oru zebra ayaalude munniloode odippoyi. Lolan odichennu zebraye oru thozhi! Ennittu paranju: kallakkazhuthe! Vesham maatti vannal njan thirichariyillyannu karuthiyoda thendi!

Earrings Joke
Wife: Nammude adukkalyilirunna randu dosakkallum kanunnilla…

Husband: Athini nokkanda… TV avatharakayaya ninte mol atheduthu kaathilittondu poyi.

Newspaper Joke
Bharya: Njanoru pathramaayirunnenkil ningalenne kayyil vachu omanichene.

Bharthavu: sathyam! Ennum oro pathramanallo kittunnathu.

Hotel Joke
Hotelil ninnu aaharam kazhichirangiya bharya: Bill thukayum tippum ningalude koottukaran koduthallo. Pinnenthina waiterkku ningalude vakayayi pathu roopa koodi koduthathu?

Bharthavu: Bill koottukarante kayyil thanne koduthathinu avanu pathu roopa koduthal poradi.

Timing Joke
Bharya: Ketto, bharyakkum bharthavinum onnichu swargathilethan kazhiyillennu.

Bharthavu: Athukondalle aa sthalathinu swargam ennu parayunnathu.

Joke
Bharya: Njan marichaal ningal enthu cheyyum?
Bharthavu: Njanum marikkum.

Bharya: Athenthina?

Bharthavu: Orupadu santhosham vannal enikku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu.

Promotion Joke
Dukhithanayirikkunna Rajanodu Sukuamaran: Enthado than vallthirikkunnathu?

Rajan: Enthu parayana aasane, eniikku officil manageraayi promotion kitti. Athu chennu bharyayodu paranjappo avalente karanathadichedo?

Sukumaran: Aatte thanentha bharyayodu paranjathu?

Rajan: Innu rathri nee urangunnathu njangalude company managerodoppamayirikkum ennu!

Relation Joke
Bharthavu: Aa mukalilathe apartmentil thamasikkunna dinesan parayukaya, ee flatilulla oru sthreeyozhichu mattulla ella sthreekalumayi ayalkku bandhamundennu!

Bharya: Enkilathu ancham numberil thamasikkunna susan thanneyayirikkum. Avale aarum thirinju nokkarilla.

Husband and Wife Joke
Bharyayum bharthavum pinakkathilayi. Ini thammil samsarikkillennu avar theerumanichu. Parasparam enthenkilum parayanamendundenkil oru kurippezhuthi vakkum. Athra thanne! Anganeyirikke bharthavinu oru oudyogika yathra pokendi vannu. Athiraavileyaanu train. Rathri urangunnathinu munpu ayaal bharyakkoru kurippezhuthi vachu. ‘Raavile anchu manikku enne vilichunarthanam’. Raavile unarnnu clockil nokkiyappol mani ettu. Eeswara ivalenne vilichunarthiyille? Appozhanu mesappurathirunna kurippu ayaal kandathu, ‘Ezhunnelkko, anchu maniyayi.’

Bharthavu Bharya Joke
Bharthavu: Neeyenthinadi ente ammayude pokkam alakkunnathu?

Bharya: Njan ammaye kootti aattil kulikkan povukaya… Aattil kalanjalum alannu kalayanamennalle chollu?

Sun Eclipse Joke
Bharthavu: Edi, vayyathe kidanna ente amma purathirangi ninnu sooryagrahanam kanunnu!

Bharya: grahanasamayathu njanjoolum thala pokkumenna!

Marriage Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Nammude irupatham kalyana varshikathinu nammude photo pathrathilidanamennu ningalkkentha ithra nirbandham?

Bharya: Njan jeevichirippundennu nattukaar ariyattedi.

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bharya: Ningalenikku kure aabharanangal vaangi tharunnathayi njaninnale swapnam kandu?

Bharthavu: Athinte bill ninte achan pay cheythathayi njanu swapnam kandirunnu.

Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran: Sundariyaya chechi, ee andhanu anchu roopa tharane!

Bharthavu bharyayodu: ayalkku anchu roopa koduthekkedi. Ninne sundariyennalle vilichathu. Ayaal sarikkum andhananennu thonnunnu.

Joke
Bharthavu: Ivideyoral pattiyeppole bahalam vachu kondirikkumpol nee evidekka poyathu?

Bharya: Ningalkku biscuit vangikkana.

Wedding Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Naale nammude vivaha varshikama. Chettanenikku enthu sammanam tharum?

Bharthavu: Enthu venam? Pattusari vangitharanamo atho mysorilekku tour pokano?

Bharya: Tour poyal mathi. Mysoril nalla pattusari kittum.

Hilarious Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Ampathu varsham santhushtarayi kazhinja dampathikalude photo pathrathil vannathu kanda

bharya bharthavinodu : Kando manushya, bharya bharthakkanmarayal ingane venam jeevikkan.

Bharthavu: Ivare enikkariyamedi. Oralkku chevi kelkkilla. Matteyalkku samsarikkan pattilla.

Funny Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Sitting MLAyum thiranjeduppil sthanarthiyumaya nethavu bharyayode: Sse, nammude aa pazhaya drivere pirichuvittathu maha mandatharamayippoyi

Bharya: Athentha?

Nethavu: Ente mandalathilekkulla vazhi ayalkku nannayi ariyamayirunnu!

Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Bharya: Ithenthina ningal ithrayum valiyoru dictionary book stallil ninnu medichu kondu vannirikkunnathu?

Bharthavu: nammude jeevithathinu orarthavumillennu nee eppozhum parayarullathalle? Ithil ellattinteyum arthamundenna book stallile salesman ennodu paranjathu.

Malayalam Mega Serial Joke
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?

Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!

Queue
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?

Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!

Roadside Romeo Joke
Bharya: Innu kure poovalanmar ente purake koodi. Njan thirinju nokkiyilla.

Bharthavu: Ninakkonnu thirinju nokkaamayirunnille?

Bharya: Athukondentha gunam?

Bharthavu: pinne orikkalum avar ninte purake nadakkillayirunnu.

Anniversary Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: Nammude vivaha varshikathinu namukkoru tour pokam. Evide pokananu ninakkishtam?

Bharya: Njan ithuvare pokaatha evideyenkilum.
Bharthavu: Enkil adukkalayilekkayalo?

Doctor Joke
Bharya: Doctor ennodu orazhcha visramikkan vendi enthenkilum vinodasanchara kendrathil pokan paranju. Ningalenne evideyaanu kondu pokunnathu?

Bharthavu: Veroru doctorude aduthu!

Movie Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: ee njayarazhcha njan aaghoshikkan theerumanichu. Moonnu cinema ticket njan kondu vannittundu.

Bharya: Moonnennam enthina?

Bharthavu: Ninakkum ninte achanum ammakkum!

Husband Joke
Remya: Veettilrunnu madyapicha bharthaavine nee cheetha paranjenno? Bharthaavinte aarogyakaaryathil athra sradhayaano ninakku?

Sumathi: Athukondalledi, angerenikku oru thulli polum thannilla.

Fish Curry Joke
Bharthavu: Ammayundakkunnathu pole ee meenonnu karivachu thane

Bharya: Athokke njanettu. Ente achan arachutharunnathu pole arachu thannal mathi.

Comedy Husband and Wife Joke
Aadyaraathril bharyayodu bharthavu: Nee vannu kerumpam jeevithathil palathum eluppamayi theerumenna jolsyan paranjathu.

Bharya: Sariya, oru kunjikkalu kaanaan chettanu verum randu maasam kaathirunna mathi.

Income and Expenditure Joke
Daniel: Ninte veetile varavu chelavu kanakkukalokke aaraa nokkunne…?
Ummen: Varavu njan nokkum, chelavu bharya nokkum.

Joke
Ampathancham vayassil garphiniyaya Saramma chettathiyodu Mariyamma: Entha chettati ee vayassu kalathu ingane?

Saramma: Enthu parayanaadi… Njanum ente ichayanum koodi vendannu theerumanichatha… njangade car driver sammathikkande?

Mother in Law Joke in Malayalam
Husband: Entamma marikkumpam dahippikkano atho kuzhichu moodanodee?

Wife: Thallede ee swabhavathinu marikkunnenu munpu njan kuzhichu moodum…

Joke
Aadyarathriyil bharthavu bharyayodu: Chovvadosham aayittano ninte vivaham ithra thamasichathu?

Bharya: Alla, enikku oru perudosham undayirunnu.

Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Ee lokathile ettavum valiya viddi aaraanennariyamo?

Wife: Nootti pathil thamasikkunna Gopikkuttan?

Husband: Alla

Wife: Enkil irunootti pathinonnile kanarettanayirikkum

Husband: Alla

Wife: Pinne?

Husband: Ninne vivaham kazhicha ee njaan thane

Malayalam SMS Joke
Garbhiniyaya thante bharyakku bharthavu SMS ayachu. Kurachu kazhinju ayaal thullichadan thudangi. Kandu ninna oral kaaranamnveshichu.

Bharthavu: Ente bharya prasavichu. Message ayacha udane delivered ennu marupadiyum vannu!

Funny Family Joke
Bharthavu idakkidakku adukkalayil kayarunnathu bharya sraddichu. Etho kuppi thurannu nokkum , ennittu thirichu pokum. Pinneyum vannu kuppi thurannu nokkum. Veendum madangum. Kurachu kazhinjappol bharya chodichu:
Entha idakkide kuppi thurannu nokkunnathu?

Bharthavu: Panchasaar kuppiyaa. Idakkide sugar nokkanamenna doctor paranjirikkunnathu.

Funny Husband and Wife Joke
Bharya: Hey, manushya ningalenthina kar ivide nirthiyittu athinte randu chakrangal oorunnathu?

Bharthavu: Edee neeya board kandille? Ivied two-wheelers mathrame park cheyyavoo.

Husband and Wife Coffee Joke
Rahmanum beeviyum koodi hotelil kayari kappi order cheythu. Kappi kudikkunnathinidayilaanu Rahman vilavivaram ezhuthi vacha board kandathu.

Rahman: Edee kappi vegam kudikku. Thanuthu kazhinjal kuzhappama.

Veli: Enthu patti?

Rahman: Aa board kando? Coffee anchu roopa, cold coffe pathu roopa!

Family Joke
Bharthavu color TV vangivannu. Vannayudane paathrathil vellameduthu athil TV mukki.

Athukanda bharya: Entha ee kaattunnathu?

Bharthavu: Abadham pattaruthallo… color pokumo ennariyande?

Malayalam Husband and Wife Joke
Narayanante kalyaanam kazhinju. Bharyakku pokkam there kuravu. Kaaranamanveshicha koottukarodu

Narayanan: Nammude prasnangal ethra cheruthayirikkunnuvo, athrayum nallathenna ente aasaan enne padippichirikkunnathu.

Malayalam Marriage Jokes SMS

Marriage Joke
Pennukanal kazhinju varunna yuvavinodu vivahabroker: Sinimanadiyeppole sundariyaya pennineyalle tharunnathu? Athinte koode anchulaksham roopa koodi tharanamenno!

Yuvavu: Enkil pinne pennine tharanda, roopa maathram mathi.

Malayalam Marriage Joke
Broker penninte achchanodu: Chetta cherukkan samayathinu vendi marikkunnayalanu.
Penninte achchan: Appol cherukkan pattalakkarana alle?

Broker: Hey, cherukkan swakarya bas jeevanakkarana…

Customer Care Joke
Suraj: Mobile customer caril joli cheythirunnavale bharyayakkiyathu thettayenno?

Manoj: Athe. Enthu chodichalum aval oru number amarthan parayum. Innale oru kappi chodichappol aval parayuva ezhu amarthukayennu.

Joke
Vayassaya mathapithakkalude eka makan vivahithanaya suhruthinodu: Adukkalappani cheythum thuniyalakkiyum enikku maduthu. Njan kalyanam kazhikkan theerumanichu.

Suhruthu: Ninte karyam pokka, kalyanam kazhinja naal muthal neeyee paranja paniyokke cheythu enikkum maduthu. Athukondu njanavale divorce cheyyan theerumanichu.

Marriage Broker Joke
Gopalan vivaha brokarodu: Cherukkan nalla bhaviyullavanakanam. Ippo joliyillenkilum ethenkilum rank listil ulppettavanayalum mathi.

Broker: Pattiya kakshiyundu. Gunda listil onnam rankukaaranaa… Anveshikkatte?

Proposal Joke
Yuvathodu kainottakkaran: Bhavathikku maalayogam aduthu varunnundu.

Yuvathi: sariyaa… enikkoru maala vangitharamennu harthavu innale paranjirunnu.

Joke
Dallaal: Payyan adipidiyo vazhakko evide undayalum thirinju nokkukela… Avidunnu vegam sthalam vidum.

Penninte achan: Athu kollamallo! Inganoruthaneya ente makalkku vendathu. Aatte entha payyanu joli?

Dallaal: Policukaaranaa!

Telegraph Joke
Mumbaiyilulla Gopalanu nattilulla amma kalyanam alochichu. Pennu kananayi avanodu naattil varaan paranju kambi sandesamayakkan ayalkkaran paramuvine chumathalappeduthi. Kambiyadicha sesham thirike vanna paramu gopalante ammayodu: Gopalante kalyanakkaryam amma seeryasayittu paranjathalle?

Amma: Athe, entha samsayam?
Paramu: Alla, njan angane thann
eya kambiyadichirikkunnathu… start immediately… mother serious.

Laugh out Loud Joke
Vivaha CD kanda sesham anchu vayassukaran karanjukondu ammayodu: ithil ellavarumundu… njan mathramilla!

Amma: Aaru paranju? Mon ammayude vayattinullilundayirunnu. Achanariyanda ketto.

Home Joke
Bhaskaran: Enthado thante bharayude prasava susrooshakkayi konduvanna home nurse kochinu vayassonnayittum pokathathu?

Ramanan: Avalude prasavasusroosha ippam ente bharya nadathikkondirikkukaya.

Joke
Penkutti: Daivame, ethenkilum budhimanumayi ente vivaham nadathane…

Daivam: Saadhyamalla, budhimanmararum vivaham kazhikkarilla!

Surpise Marriage Joke
Anchu vassukaran ammayodu: Amme enikkoru aniyane venam.

Amma: Dubayil ninnu ninte achanonnu vannotte. Ennittalochikkam.

Makan: Amme, namukku achanoru surprise koduthalo?

Joke about Marriage in Malayalam
Vedapada classil achan: Dukham eppozhum nammodoppam undayirikkum. Santhoshamakatte vannum poyumirikkum.

Mathayichan: Athu sariya, ente bharya saraa entoppamundu. Avalude aniyathi sosa idakkidakku vannum poyumirikkum!

Malayalam Marriage Joke
Kopishtanaya bharthavu thante ammayi achanu SMS ayachu: Ningalude product ente aavasyangalkku uthakunnilla.

Sarasanaya ammayi achante marupadi: Warranty kazhinjirikkunnu. Manufacturer utharavadiyalla.

Marriage Joke
Oru bedroominte manam
Aadyathe moonu masam – perfumukal, pookkal…
Adutha varsham – baby powder, cream, lotions…
Pathu kollathinu sesham – vicks, zandu balm…
Irupathu kollathinu sesham – Kottan chukkadi…

Malayalam Lovers Jokes SMS

Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamuki: Ente achan naale chetante veettilottu varum. Chettane athyavasyamayi onnu kaananamennu.

Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?

Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.

Malayalam Cinema Lovers Joke
Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?

Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta

Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?

Kamukan Kamuki Joke
Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?

Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye

Hopeful Lovers Joke
Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara

Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.

Short Joke
Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.

Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.

Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.

Joke
Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.

Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.

First Love Joke
Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?

Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?

Loveletters Jokes
Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo

Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…

Malayalam Lovers Joke
Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.

Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…

Kamukan Joke
Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha

Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?

Love Joke
Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.

Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?

Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!

Penkutty, Achan and Kamukan Joke
Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?

Kamukan: Moonu maasam

Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?

Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.

Kamukan Kamuki Joke
Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?

Malayalam Lovers Jokes
Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?

Doctor Jokes in Malayalam

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Rogi: Odinja kaikku kambiyittathinu ampathinayiram roopayo?

Doctor: kampikku vila koodiyathonnum thanarinjille?

Short Doctor Joke
Sarkar asupathriyilethiya rogi cheetezhuthunna aalodu: Doctor udane ethumo?

Cheetezhuthunna aal: P.S.C. apeksha
kshanichittundu. Testum interviewum kazhinju posting aakunna thamasameyullu…

Nice and Funny Joke
Rogi: Enikku rathriyil there urangan pattunnilla doctor. Enthanithinu prathividhi?

Doctor: Than vishamikkanda. Ivideyoru night watchmante ozhivundu. Innuthanne join cheytholoo.

Operation Theatre Joke
Rogi: Operation cheyyan varumpozhenthina doctor angu mukham moodi dharikkunnathu?

Doctor: Enthenkilum athyaahitham sambhavichaal enne thirichariyaruthallo.

Dentist Joke in Malayalam
Patient: Keddu vanna oru palledukkan enthu fees tharanam?

Dentist: Irunoou roopa

Patient: Ethra samayametukkum?

Dentist: Anchu minute

Patient: Anchu minittu nerathe jolikku irunooru roopayo? Ithu kure kooduthalanu.

Dentist: Ennaloru karyam cheyyam, ee pallu njan oru manikkooru kondedukkam.

Malayalam Doctor and Nurse Joke
Nurse: Doctor, doctorude kanathe poya mobile kandu pidichu.

Doctor: Evide?

Nurse: Innale operation nadathiya aalinte vayattill ring cheyyunnu…

Doctor Fees Joke
Santharam: Ente makante jeevan rakshichathinu nandiyundu, doctor.

Doctor: Ellam daivathinte kripa. Daivamanavane rakshichathu.

Santharam: Enkil daivathinu nandi
Doctor: Aatte, ente fees evide?

Santhram: Njanathu daivathinu money order aayi ayachu koduthekkam!

Doctor and Bharthavu Joke
Doctor rogiyude bharthavinodu: Ningalude bharyaye rakshikkan ini vaidyasasthrathinupolum sadhikkilla. Randu moonu divasathinakam avar ee lokathuninnu yathra parayum.

Bharthavu: Ayyo, njanithengane sahikkum daimave…
Aduthu ninna ayalude suhruthu: Saramilla chetta, randu moonu divasamalleyulloo. Ithrem kalam chettan kshamichirunnille?

Funny Doctor Joke
Doctorodu rogi: ente testinte result enthayirikkumennu vicharikkumpol thane pediyavunnu doctor!

Doctor: Pedikkenda, S.S.L.C thottappam polum njan pedichittilla.

Injection Joke
Patti kadiyettu aasupathriyilethiya rogiyodu doctor: Ningal thamasikkunna kolaniyil vannu injection edukkanamenno, athenthina?

Rogi: Doctoralle paranjathu, naaya kadicha sthalathuthanne injectionedukkanamennu.

Laugh Out Loud Joke
Makante marddanamettu aasupathriyiaalya kuttappan doctorodu: Doctore, njanippol ethramathe nilayilaa kidakkunnathu?

Doctor: Aasupathiyile ettavum mukalilathe nilayila.

Kuttappan: Santhanangalekkondu unnatha nilayilethumennu varaphalathil paranjathu nooru sathamanam sariyaa, doctore.

Malayalam Joke
Aasupathriyilethiya gunda nethavine parisodhicha doctor gunda nethavinte suhruthinodu: Onnum pedikkanilla. Ee pothiyile gulika randuneram veetham kodukkuka. Orazhcha kazhinju kuravillenkil theerchayayum enne vivaram ariyikkuka.

Suhruthu: Kuravillenkil doctor theerchayayum vivaramariyum.

XRay Joke
Doctor: Ee xrayil kanunnathu ningalude randu kidnikalum thakararilanennanu. Ningalkku divasavum dialysis vendi varum.

Rogi: Angane varan vazhiyilla doctor. Ente oru kidney nerathe vittathanu.

Doctor: Enkil ee xray ningaludethavilla. Bhayappedanonnumilla oru marunninu kurichu tharam. Orazhcha kazhinju vannal mathi.

Funny and Comedy Doctor Joke
Kalasalaaya nenju vedanaye thudarnnu aasupathriyil admittaya nethavinte bharya:
Angekku heart attack aano doctor?

Doctor: Athokke hrudayamullavarkkalle varu madam

Joke
Rogi: Doctor, kaalathezhunnelkumpol muthal oru manikkoor nerathekku vallaatha nenjidippum thala chuttalumanu.

Doctor: Enkil naale muthal ningal oru manikkoor thamasichu ezhunnettal mathi.

Doctor and Nurse Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Sister, naale operation cheyyenda, aa randam wardil kidanna rogi evideppoyi?

Nurse: Saaranu operation nadathan pokunnathennarinja aa rogi anthyakoodasa sweekarikkan palliyil poyirikkukaya.

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Ithinumumpu ee rogam aareyenkilum kanicho?

Rogi: Uvvu kanichu

Doctor: ennittu ayal enthu viddithamanu paranju thannathu?

Rogi: Angaye vannu kanan!

Silly Doctor and Patient Joke in Malayalam
Doctor maravikkaranaya baluvinodu: Njan thana aa valiya gulika ithuvare thinnille? Enthinaa athu mobile pole cheviyil vachu kondirikkunnathu?

Balu: Ayyo! Ithu gulikayaayirunno? Appol pathu minittinu munpu njan kazhichatho?

Malayalam Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Doctor, enikku swasam valikkan budhimuttundu.

Doctor: Saaramilla, athu njan nirthitharaam.

Doctor and Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran doctorodu: Saarinte ayalkkaran enikku vayaru niraye aahaaram thannu. Saarum enthenkilum tharanam.

Doctor: Eee gulika kazhicholoo

Pichakkaran: Ithentha?

Doctor: dahanakkedinullatha!

Hilarious Doctor Joke
Poojarikku vayarilakkam. Doctorude aduthu poyi. Doctor marunnu kurichu koduthu. Poojarikku samsayam, ‘doctor, pathyam enthenkilumundo?’

Sarasanaya doctor: Pooja cheyyumpol sakthiyayi ‘Sankh’ oothathirunnal mathi.

Plastic Surgery Joke
Ayyappan: Doctor, plastic surgery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?

Doctor: Anpathinayiram

Ayyappan: plastic njan thannalo?

Silly Doctor Joke
Immanuel: Doctor, enikku injection venda, vedanikkum.

Doctor: saaramilla, vedanikkathirikkan aadyam oru injection thraam.

Doctor Jokes
Ramanan: Ente bharya petrol kudichittu odukayanu doctor.
Doctor: Saaramilla, petrol theerumpol thane madangi vallolum.

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctorude clinikkinu purathu neenda queue. Oraal idakku kayaran sramichu. Aalkkar ayale pidichu purakilaakki. Ayaal pinneyum randu moonu thavana quvil kayaran nokki. Pinneyum aalkkar ayale purakilakki. Oduvil kshama kettu ayaal: Ennal innu njan clinic thurakkunnilla.

Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Ee cheriya gulika kazhichal pani pokumo?
Doctor: Pranan thanne pokum. Pinneyalle pani?

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Narayanan MBBS passayi practice thudangi. Aadya divasam clinicil vanna rogiyude kaiyile torch vangi ayalude vayilekku adichu nokki.

Rogi: Enganeyundu doctor?

Narayanan: Oru moonumasam koodi nilkkum… Athu kazhinjal pokka.

Rogi: Ayyo!

Narayanan: Torchile batteriyude karyamado njan paranjathu.

School and Teacher Student Jokes in Malayalam

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.
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