Free SMS Software Application Try !

Being addicted to texting , people always worry about the astronomically high bill which burns a hole in their pocket. Fed up of ever changing Sms schemes one wonders if there is some Free SMS service on mobile that just lets one message with no worries and tensions.

Check out this awesome mobile application for free messaging called 'Zozoc'.

Zozoc is a simple mobile application which was first launched in China in 2006 and boasts of 16 lakh users. It uses the internet connection on the phone to send and receive messages. Something similar to how we can send free sms from a website using a pc. But its way more cooler than that with amazing features.
Click here to downlaod Free SMS Zozoc App.

Send Free SMS
First of all its a free mobile application that means its free to download and gives the independence of free messaging from anywhere,anytime.

Secondly it has unlimited characters which enables a user to write to his heart's content. There are absolutely no ads inserted in the messages unlike other free sms services.

Send Free SMSAnother feature is its ease of use. Its so simple and user friendly that even an amateur at using mobiles can benefit from its usage. Its got a very neat interface and has the same look and feel of the default inbox.

A perk that Zozoc provides is they don't differentiate between a local sms or national sms. Even group messaging is treated like one sms so irrespective of sending a message to one person or many, national or local, all will be at the same rate which is minimal data charges that your operator will charge you for using GPRS.

What is the most alluring, eye-catching characteristic is that in India, on special days and holidays, not a single penny is charged for those special SMS's. SMS's from Zozoc are free and unlimited on these days too.

Zozoc is available in both Java and Symbian version making it more compatible with all the phones. Zozoc supports more than 300 + mobile phones and can be used in 140 countries.

The Symbian version integrates itself in the default inbox which is a very impressive feature. The user just needs to go to the inbox and instead of text message select Zozoc message. Thats it. There is no need to login or logout. The application keeps you connected all the time .
Zozoc also boasts of a 1500 plus ever-growing Ning community as Zozoc Community. It has a good support and queries are addressed on time. Zozoc supports both PC-Zozoc and non PC-Zozoc.


Overall the service is reliable and instant. Zozoc also provides free message delivery report and you can even add a nickname instead of your name while sending messages.


To get started with Zozoc download it from wap.zozoc.in or
Click here to downlaod Free SMS Zozoc App.

Thudarum enikku ninnodulla Sneham

"Pakalukal kazhinju Raavukal koodanayumbol shishiravum Hemandhavum maari maari Ethumbol maattamillathe thudarum enikku ninnodulla Sneham"

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

idhil 1 missing?

2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?

ABCDyil engane'1' varum?

LKG failanalle..??

Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo

Hai...Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo..???

Ille?

Illenkil marakandaa

31/07/09 sunday

Good Morning

Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi

"Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi Ekaanthathayil thanalaayi..Snehadeepamaayi vanna En Aathmashakthi,enthinu nee enne vittakannu.."

Anyante parampil ninnum

Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?

Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova...

Njaan marikkaan pova.

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Ini marikkaathe pattilla

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Marichittillenkil

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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!

new year malayalam sms

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Christmas and Happy New year 2010

We wish you all a merry Christmas and Happy New year 2010. Here are some good malayalam Merry Christmas SMS and malayalam new year sms for you. If you have any good malayalam xmas sms and new year sms, please type it in the comments box for others

MALAYALAM NEW YEAR SMS COLLECTION

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukane etha oru new year aashamsakal.

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle

Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle? Aare sweekarichalum ninte Aagraham nadakkilla!!

Nee velukkaan pokunnilla!

By 501 SOAP

Sardarinu oru sms kitty

Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".

Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu

Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,Gulf'il.Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,Center Jailil

Ninne orma varumbo

Ninne orma varumbo nite SMS vayikkum.Nine kanan thonumbo SWAPNAM kanum.Nite shabdm kelkan agrahm ulapol aduta vetile "PATTIKKU" Kalleriyum

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum

Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?

Sardar:Karentilla

Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?

Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!

Sardar Gramasabayil

Sardar Gramasabayil:Ivide oru Palam venam

Member:Palamo?

Sardar:Athe

Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo

Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!

Ente dress oru Rasavumilla

Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh

Irulinte mouna raagavum,chaattal mazhayude

Irulinte mouna raagavum,chaattal mazhayude lasya bhaavavum,kulir kattinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira koodi

*good night*

Break poyi

Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!

Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.

Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses

Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?

SK:10 kisses

Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!

Urumbum aanayum hide and seek

Urumbum aanayum hide and seek kalikkayirunnu...appo urumbu ambalathil olichu.... aanakku enganey manassilaayi urumbu amabalathil olichennu?
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Aana urumbintey cheruppu purathu kandu....

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi

Aanayum oru urumbum luv aayi. Aanakku urumbine kalyaanam kazhikkanam..pakshe urumbinte veettukaar kalyanathe ethirthu..avar oru sakthamaaya kaaranavum kandu pidichu. Enthayirunnu aa kalyanam nadakkathirikkanulla kaaranam..?

"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathaanu.."

oru microscope kittiyirunnengil...........

oru divasam aanayum urumbum nadakkan irangi...1 um 2 um paranju randu perum vazhakkayi..appol urumbu aanaye kochaakkanaye enthavum paranjittundavuka?

"oru microscope kittiyirunnengil..............aanaye nokkayirunnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave

Aanayum urumbum bus-il ninnu irangave Aana bodham kettu veenu.. ithu kandu urumbum bodham kettu veenu.. kaaranam??

"ini ee aanaye thollil eduthondu hospitalil ponallo"ennu aalochicha urumbu bodham kettathu

Aanayum Urumbum urangaan kidanu

Aanayum Urumbum urangaan kidanu. Urumb pettanu urangi. pakshe Aanakku urakkam vannila. enthukondu?
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Urumbinde koorkkam vali kaarannam

aanayum urumbum koode tourinu poyee

aanayum urumbum koode tourinu poyee...caril aanu yathra...aanayanu driver...eadkku vachu car ninnu...ethra aayittum start aavunnilla...appo urumbu aanayodu enthayirikkum paranjittundaava?

"njan erangi caru thallano mone dinesha.."

Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Aanayum urumbum oru paalathil kudi pokumboll paalam thagarnu vellathil veennu. Aana vellam kayaraathirikkaan thumbikkai pokki pidichu. Appoll Urumb idathe kai pokki pidichu.
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Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

Oru divasam Aanayum urumbum cherippu vaanagaan kadayil poyi. Urumbinde cherupinu Aanayude cherupinekkaallum vila kooduthal aayirunu. enthukondu???
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Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla

Oru urumpu scooteril pokuvayirunnu.. vazhiyil oru ana kai kanichu lift chodichu.anayodu purakil kayarikkolan paranju...randu perum pokumbo mattoru ana lift chodichu. urumpu aa anayay kayattathay poyi enthukondu??

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla..

FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM

Akasam potti veenalum Himalayam uruki thirnnalum Arabhikkadal vattivarandalum Ee Bhoomi thanne illand ayalum Nammal thammilulla FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM?



ENIKKARIYAM,"KANDAKASSANI KONDE POKOO" !!

these are all bad words never use them

Alavalathi
Vaynoki
Panni
Mandabuthi
Patti
Choole
Marapatti
Erappalli
Thendi

Dear,these are all bad words never use them OK.

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral aduthulla ramakshetrathil poyi vazhipad nernu.avide prathyakshanaya sriraman"bhaktha aduthulla hanuman kshethrathilum poyi prarthiku.enikente bharya nashtapetapol avananu sahayichath"

ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP

Buddhiyila,Bodhamila,Soundaryamila,Naanamila,Maanamila,Alakkilla,Kulikkilla,Pallu teykilla..Ennalum,I lik U..Y?




ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP :-D !!

KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol, Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

Ennodu nee kshamikkanam

Ennodu nee kshamikkanamOrikkalum njan arinjukondu cheythathallaIni orikkalum ithu aavarthikkilla Karanam njan ariyathe alle ninte VAALIL CHAVUTTIYATHU

SMS Remix

Ente"SMS"kittiyo?
Kittiyilla...Inna pidicho!
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
INNA CHERIYA SMS
sms
sms
sms

E REMIXum koodi
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs

Ippol sandhoshamayo?

Kavi bharyaodu paranju

Kavi bharyaodu paranju- nee aanente kalpana,bhavana, kavitha .

Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan

Kuttappan eating biryani

Kuttappan eating biryani in hotel found a fly in it "edo ithil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu."

Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo...


Wait..



"1"




Kando??

Santhoshamayo???


Nale "Randu" kanikkam...

Love SMS MALAYALAM

i want to say u something fromheart
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I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE U

I LOVE Ullivada more than parippuvada.

Some questions

Sorry 4 disturbing U.
Some questions:
Urumb Embakkam Vidumo?
Kothuku Koorkkam Valikkumo?
Eechayk Chuma Varumo?
Ninak Vivaram Vekkumo?

Teacher AND Tintumon

Teacher:Lokam avasanikunna dhivasam shakthamaya mazhayum,idi minnalum undakum
Tintumon: Sir,Annu nammude school uchakku vidumo?

Airtel comedy SMS MALAYALAM

Airtel SIMil ninnum Rs.0 balansilum free aayi call cheyyan 1 good idea
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Call customer care & enjoy..!!

Raju and Doctor Malayalam sms

Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu

Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo

Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor? Idathilo, valathilo..?

kuttoosan Mayaviye malayalam sms

Vilichittu kittiyilla. arinju kanumallo.. vishamichittum karanjitum karyamilla. ellam nammude vidhi. Allengil kuttoosan Mayaviye pidikkumo...?

Mohanlal malayalam sms

Hey savaari giri giri!Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla...

Mohanlal Fans SMS

Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte veedinu munnil Mammuty noki nilkunnu..!! Lal karyam thirakki. Mammuty: innu bar avadhi aanallo. 1 military kuppi enik tharumo?

tintumon blog latest tintumon sms

MATHS PROOF

Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!

Tintumonoda kali







DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa





MANDAN

Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"






NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’






INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???







KALYANAM



Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …

Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?

Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.





MADIYAN



Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

Tinttumon : "Madiyan"

Teacher : Wat?

Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…




CHASE



Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina penkuttikalude purake nadakkunne. Ningalkkavare kalyaanam kazhikkan plan illenkilum.

Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?






REVENGE



Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?

Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??

Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!







BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?

Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??







AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa

tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath



PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"

tintumon: "same 2 you"







SLEEP



Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night .

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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?









MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?




THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle






BHAKSHANAM


Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?

Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!




LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..







CHEMISTRY



Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?

Ramu : Alumina.

Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?

Tintumon : "Filomina"









1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam

tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…






Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..

Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam

Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….

Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?




DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?

Tintumon: Dineshan

Teacher :Why?????

Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

tintumon jokes stories in malayalam

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”









Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “









FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “







tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…









Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?











Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”

The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”

The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”











Breaking news

Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam










English teacher:”a beautiful young girl is walking down the road”, change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon:”aliya!!! charak ponnu da!!!”











Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.

Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”

Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”

Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”













Tintumon: Appooppa “condom” ennal entha?

Appooppan: Podaa..
poyirunnu padikku: Enik onnum ariyilla.

Titntumon: Athupara.. chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!











teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”