Cash vallathum kadam venamenkil

Cash vallathum kadam venamenkil ennod chodikan madikkanda ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . . Illenu parayan eniku yathoru madiyum illa.! Gud morning.

Chirikunna Mukathe Viswasikaruthu

Chirikunna Mukathe Viswasikaruthu, Snehikunna Manasine Vanjikaruth. “Marakatha Manasinte Maayatha Mudra’yanu Sneham” Gud Morning

Kausalya.. Supraja.. Ramapurva

Kausalya.. Supraja.. Ramapurva.. Sandya.. Pravarthathee… Uddishta.. Kamala.. Kantha.. Vailokiam.. Mangalam Guro…. “THAVA SUPRABHATHAM”

Naleyum chaya kudippikkam

Inna chayakudikku ;;; ;;; c(“”) c(“”) “””‘ “””‘ cupum plateum kazhuki thrichu viduka. naleyum chaya kudippikkam ! Good morning !

Pakal vida parayumbol ente

Pakal vida parayumbol ente dukhangalellam Iruttil olippichu njan kathirikkunnathu puthiyoru pulariku vendiyanu. ! Good Night

Kilukil Pambaram Thiriyum Maanasam

Kilukil Pambaram Thiriyum Maanasam Ariyathambili …Mayangu Va aa…Vaaa…Vo…Mmm. Chanjakkam…Mmmm…chanjakkam :Sweet dreams…

Ravinte maril thala chaykumbol

Ravinte maril thala chaykumbol… Nakshathrangalude thaarattum, ilam kattinte nanutha kulirum … kondu dhanyamaya oru sukha nidhra nerunnu.

“PANAM” varum pokum

“PANAM” varum pokum “PRANAYAM” varum chilappol pokum ! But Urakkam varum pakshe povilla Athu urangithanne theerkanam. so Good Night.

Rathri shubha Ratri Ini ennum

Rathri shubha Ratri Ini ennum shivaratri, Janmam punarjanmam Nee ennum Kaamakshi ! GOOD nIGHt !

Ninne kurichoru kavitha

Ninne kurichoru kavitha
Kalari vilaku karinjathano
Kari oil patta kamizhnathano
Africayil ninnum vannathano
atho
pande nee ingina

day..arodum paraylle ente ponne

Whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..

Teacher to rajamanikyam



Teacher to rajamanikyam,Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?

Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?

Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?
Girl:Chi! entha ee parayunnathu? Arenkilum kanum.
Boy:Enikkonnu kandal mathi. Please!
Girl:Hmm. Enikku pediyakunnu
Boy:Saramilla ippam kazhiyum
Havoo! Angane 5 markinte essay aayi...

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.

Deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude



Deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu,

atinte mukalil pandi lorry kayari,

odinju madangi chulungi pappadamayi,

kakka kothi kadalil ittu, athu meen thinnu,

aa meenine kozhi thinnu,

aa kozhi chkkun gunia pidichu chavane...

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbndhamayum

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbndhamayum 
randu karyangal
cheyyuka
1Prarthikkuka
100 varsham jeevikkande?
2Kulikkuka
Mattullavarkum
jeevikande

Bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu

Hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu.

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu.

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...

Venda,Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Thukikollunna
Prathiyod:Avasanamayi
Endenkilum
Agrahamundo?
Prathi:1Beedi Valichal
Kollam
Allenkil Venda,Athoru
Sheelamayaalo?

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani.

Nee….Arinjolu Ee lokathil Njanillaaaa

Dear friend, Ee lokathe 100 Peril 100 Perum Ninne Snehikunnuvenkil Athil Oral Njanayirikum. 100 peril 99 Perum Ninne Verukunnuvenkil Ninne Snehikkuna Ore Oral Njanayirikkum. “100″ peril “100″ perum Ninne verukkunuvenkil Nee….Arinjolu Ee lokathil Njanillaaaa.!

Orila Matoru ilayodu Paranju

Orila Matoru ilayodu Paranju, Njan Kozhinju Veenalum Ne Ivide Undavanam, Njan Mannil alinju Verilude Ninnilethum vare ! “Thats real FRIENDSHIP”

Prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan

Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund. Enthu cheyyanam ? Rajav: message sending failed – ennu thirichu ayachekku.

U r a amtinathoning. U r my eanmt

U r a amtinathoning. U r my eanmt exclrmination. U r sweet ambtrikated. . . . . . Oh. Pinne njekki nokunnathu kanda thonnum mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu !!

Hai Dear, ne nale free ano

Hai Dear, ne nale free ano? Namukku oridam vare pokana, Vere evideyum alla, Kazhinja Azhcha palliyil chennapol Fthr paranju, “Ini varumbol kurishu koodi kondu varanamennu!

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya randuper Kandumuttunnu, Ninte Bharya Kaanaanengane? B: Veluthu Melinju, Chuvanna Chundum, Churunda mudiyum,Nunakkuzhi kavilum, kinnari pallum. Ninte bharya engana? A: entethu potte…. Namuk nintethu nokam.

Hridayathinte Idanaazhikalil Mazha

Hridayathinte Idanaazhikalil Mazhathullikalaayi Ninte Ormakal Veenudanhappol, Ariyaathe en Mizhikal Niranju Poyi !!

Ninte vilikkai njan kaathorthirunnu

Ninte vilikkai njan kaathorthirunnu, Njan vilichappol vili kelkan nee undayirunnilla… Athu kondu, Kaadi njan “Pasuvinu koduthu…!! Sorry!!

Marubhoomiyil Peytha Oru Mazha

Marubhoomiyil Peytha Oru Mazhayaayirunnu Nee. Mazha Aa Dinam Marannu.. Pakshe Manalthari Innum Mazhaye Orthirikkunnu.

Bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan

Bus yathrakidayil vikariyachan thante munpil ninna penninte vayaril thadavi..

Apole penkutty achanodu chodichu mathaayiyude suvishesham 113 vayichitundo.

Achan nanichu thalathazthi

veetil chennu mathayi suvishesham vayichu achan njhetti..!

Ninte kaikal melpotu uyarthoo avideyanu swargam!!

"jeevitham namuku ennum surprise

"jeevitham namuku ennum surprise thararund..
chilapol agrahikan polum kazhiyathathu nalkum,
chilapol agrahikunnathu mathram nashtamaakkum...

Kadannu poya manohara dinangal

Kadannu poya manohara dinangal thirichu kitanamennu aashikkarud. kaaranam, thirichu kittillennu urappulladu kondaanu aa dinangal manoharamaayadu..

0rikkalum vaadatha poo pole

0rikkalum vaadatha poo pole, Aarum parayatha kadha pole, Orikkalum marakkatha swpnangal pole, Eppozhum mayathe nilkatte Nammude Friendship 

Kaalam ninnil ninnum maychu kalanja

Kaalam ninnil ninnum maychu kalanja Ente ormakal ennum nin nizhalayi koodeyundakum nee polum ariyathe. Athanu yadhartha souhrudham.

Innu cable illatha fone oru fashanayi

Innu cable illatha fone oru fashanayi” Athu pole brain illatha thalayum oru divasam fashanakum hO! annu nee oru velasu velasum

Malappuram world cup song

Malappuram world cup song Aminamina…oh..oh.. Ikka ikka…hey hey… Aminamina ibileese vaa…. Ikka poyi Africa Its time for JAFFER IKKA..

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan

Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan “DESABHIMANI” vayikkuka. Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan “VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA”

10,000 Peril 9,000 perku lover undu

10,000 Peril 9,000 perku lover undu ! Appol baaki 1000 perkko..? ? ? ? ? “budhi undu.” By 1000 thil oruvan !

“HARTHAL” HAPPY HARTHAL

H=Happyaavaan A=Aaghoshikan R=Rasikkan T=Thakarkkan H=Hridyamayoru A=Adipoli L=Leave dinam “HARTHAL” HAPPY HARTHAL

“U ARE A FOOL” Ennu Arenkilum

“U ARE A FOOL” Ennu Arenkilum Paranjal Padhararuthu Aa Paranjavante Kazhuthinu Pidichu Chodikanam.. Nee ithu Engane arinjada?