Paayale vida, Pooppale vida

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"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

Puthumayude angeyattam:-

Puthumayude angeyattam:- zib vecha lungi....

Madiyude angeyattam:- morning walknu lift chodhikunnath...

Kirukinte angeyattam:- plain paperinte photostat eadukunnath...

Sathyasandhadhayude angeyattam:- pregnent aaya lady busil 2 ticket eadukunnath...

Pratheekshayude angeyattam:- 99 vayasulla oral lifetime validity ulla sim eadukunnath...

Marichu yamalokathu chenna

Marichu yamalokathu chenna ramuvinodu Chithraguptan:
nallathu vallathum cheythitundo?
Ramu: oru pennine aakramichondirikkunna gundakalil oruthane idichu
veezthi
bakkiyullavare velluvilichu.
Chithraguptan: very good. Ithu Epazha undayathu
Ramu: Oru 2 minute mumpu

Inbox thurannal Gd mng

Inbox thurannal

Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

ingane oru koottam.

Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

ingane vere oru koottam.

Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

Sardarineyum vidilla.

Mammoottiyeyum

Mohanlalineyum veruthe

vidilla.

Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

cheithal etho oruthante

Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

mattu chilar...,

Hmmm......

Enthayalum ini njan vanna

karyathilekku kadakkam..,

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sardarjimar bikil pokumbol

2 sardarjimar bikil pokumbol avarku oru pothi kiti athu thuranu nokiyapol athil 2 bomb apol

1 sardarji;ithu namuku plice stationil kodukam

2 sardar;vazhiyil vachu 1 potiyalo

1 sardar;saramila namuku matethu kondukodukam

loverinte aniyathi misscall

loverinte aniyathi misscall thannal ee samudayam endu parayum

monee manasil mattoru laddu pottiii

Ente purake nadakkanda.

Girl : Ente purake nadakkanda. Enikku vere lover undu.

Tintu : Goal Keeper undennu karuthi arum goal adikarille ...

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu...njan tea paranjal ne coffee parayum, njan english movikk pokumbol ne malayalam movik pokum, nhan thekkot pokumbol ne vadakkot pokum nhan dental hospitalil pokumbo ne mental hospitalil pokum ne entha iggane¿

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathinteyum Vinayathinteyum Budhiyudeyum Soundaryathinteyum Pratheekamaya..., *NJAN* urangan pokunnu...GUD NI8

Ormayundo ee number?

Ppha PULLE.....! Ormayundo ee number? Orma kaanilla SIM Cardile balance kootinoki, 4 neram vettivizingi mobilum kettipidichu Urangiyal pora SMS Cheyanam SMS..!

Kairali Chanel Avatharippikkunnu

Kairali Chanel Avatharippikkunnu "NINGALKUM AAKAM KODI SUNI" brought u by Kannur Lobi.

De vetti da poyi.

Orotta vettu mathi Jeevitham Maran. Shubha maranam, sukha maranam.

e sarikkenda vila?

tin2:e sarikkenda vila?
salesman:500roopa
tin2:ennal ithu edutholu.
salesman:shari.
sari eduthukazhinjappol salesman sari tin2inu koduthu...
tin2:ithenikkalla ninte kettiyolkka.athalle paranjathu nee edutholan.athinte paisa nee thanne counteril chennu adacho paranjekkam!!!

ente muthachan marichappam

T M:ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu... Tchr:oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

T M:9 penmakkal

Tin2mon purathu poyappol

Tin2mon purathu poyappol
Achan : tin2mone nee evadapokuva
tin2 : baaril pokuva oru book edukana
Achan : athenthada baril book aano villkunnath
tin2 : innele vachu marannu poyatha.

Jeevitham ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,

Jeevitham
ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,
Oru chainees kavi paadiya pole

"shlm jwyt mdl jkfm damjmgj mjatmta"

Ho!
Ente kannu niranjupoyi!

1 Letter illa, 1 Phone illa, 1 Missed call illa

1 Letter illa,

1 Phone illa,

1 Missed call illa,

1 Sms koodi illa,

Eniku pedi aavunnu...

nigalum kuttippuram shappil poyo???

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathintyum

Nanmayudeyum
Neethiyudeyum
Sathyathintyum
Vinayathinteyum
Budhiyudeyum
Soundarya thinteyum
Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
urangan pokunnu...
good night!

girls eantina kuniumbol shall

girls eantina kuniumbol shall nenjinu mukalil chearthu vaikkunathennu ariyumo?????????????????????????????

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.eangane Oombia NOTTAM nokkatirikkana

fromtoday onwards we all will

teacher; fromtoday onwards we all will talk in english only ok?
tintu; hmmmmmmm
after one week tintumon came with his father to school
father; evan 7 divasamayi sumssaricittu entha pattiyee
teacher;tintu entha pattiyeee para
tintu : ade patti neeyalle paranjee english mathram parayam ennu njan ethrayum kashttapettittu nee malaylam parayunoodi thendi va acha mammuku veettil poovam ethra kryamma parayannulathi

Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond

Teacher:Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond ?
Tintumon:vellamilenkil neendanpattilla
Neendanpatillenkil mungimarikum.?

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
Enikku ennum varaan pattilla

Entha late aayath

Teacher: Entha late aayath
Tintu:Â Amblathil ninnirangi cherupp thirayukayaayirunnu
Teacher:Â Ennittu kittiyo?
Tintu:Â Â Illa, avasaanam njan ente cherupp thanne ittittu vannu

Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.

Tintumon:Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.
Dad:who?

Tintu:my grandmother
Dad:athente ammayada

Tintu: aha,Appo ningalku ente ammaye kettamalle...!

Sardar oru college thudangi.

Sardar oru college thudangi.
Athinte peru...
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Athu thanne SARDAR MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING.

chennail sun network inte board

chennail sun network inte board kanda tintumon sunnathu kazhikal ipol internet vatzhiyum thudangiyo

AYYO KARANDU POYALLO

STUDENT:AYYO KARANDU POYALLO INI ENGANEYA PADIKKUNNATH.........?
TINTU:ORU KARYAM CHEYY KANATHE PADIKKANULLATH PADICHO....?

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE IN FRIEND OF THAJMAHAL

SECURITY:THU KYA KARTHA HOOM

TINTUMON:ENTE SANAM ATHREYKUM KARUTHITALLA

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente suhurthin,njan ayakuna Msgukal chilapol ningalku Munpu kittiyatho ningal Enik ayachatho aayi ningalkku thonniyaal...
Enik oru pullum Illa.Enik Ivide msg Undakunna Factory Onnum Ella Puthiya Msg undaaki Tharaan,Enthenkilum Bhuthimuttu Undankil Ne SIM Ozhivakiko

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum Illallo? . . . . . . . . . . . Oh! Sory Athu Pande illallo!.. (vivaram.)

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu. Njan Tea Paranjal Nee Coffee Parayum. Njan English Movikku Pokumpol Nee Malayalam Movikku Pokum. Njan Thekkottu Pokumpol Nee Vadakkottu Pokum. Innaleyum athutanne Sambhavichu. 'Njan DentalHospitalil Poyappol Nee MENTAL Hospitalil poyi.. Nee entha ingane...

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth...enthu kondu....?

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vellam kudichal dilute aayi concentration nashtappedum!!

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon kayar potti thazha veenu.

Pottiya kayar nokki Tintu:
Ho..! Pandaramadangan ippo thazha veenu chathene.!

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu Tintu mon: aliyoo engu vanne
Hanuman: entha
tintu mon- Hans undo
Hanuman: ella
tintu mon: ennal shambu undo
Hanuman: ellalo
tintu mon: pinne endu OLAKAYA vayil vachu nadakkunnathu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu pokumbol oru ammoomma kallil adichu thuni alakkunnath kandu appol tintumon freindsinod:
nokkada oru ammoomma thunikondu kallu adichupottikan shramikkunnu
WONDERFUL MARVALOUS AMAZING

Gramar classil Teacher

Gramar classil Teacher:'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

Boy : 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher ?

Teacher : it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum 2 karyangal cheyyuka
1. prarthikkuka: 100 varsham jeevikyende?
2. kulikyuka mattullavarkkum jevikyende?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Tintumon : enik ariyilla teacher

Teacher : mandaa 5+3=8 anennu arinju koode...

Tintumon : teacher alle innale paranjathu 4+4=8 anennu, Ennit..!!!

what is your fathers name

teacher:"what is your fathers name
dundu mon:T V KRISHNAN
dundu mol:A C ABRAHAM
TINTU MON:"FRIDGE SASI" HMMMM ENNODA KALI.....

aa theateril entha ethra thirakku

Man1: "aa theateril entha ethra thirakku?"

Man 2: " Avide Mammoottyude puthiya padam 'Drona' aanu

Man 1: " Athu kaanan aano ithra aalkkoottam..!??

Man 2: " Hey.. athalla. Athu kaanan aaro oraal ticket medichu... Ayaale kaanana ethra thirakku...!!"

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

Enthaa Plan??

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

Ninteyo???