Njaan BSC final year

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

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Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi.

Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi... Mathayi achanodu paranju, ngan 2 papam cheythu... then pallilachan paranju, ninakku 2 wheel ulla vandi narakathil kittum... Pathrose 2 papam cheydangil 3 wheel ulla vandi kittumennum paranju... Maranashesham Mathayi narakathiloode bike odichondirunnapol Pathrose autoyil vannu paranju...Jeevan venamenkil marikko... ACHAN TRAIN ODICHONDU VARUNNUNDU....

Bruce Lee's Favourites

Bruce Lee's Favourites:
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)

Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Think DIfferent Do different speak different

Think DIfferent, Do different, speak different, Achieve different, Then only u can go to OOLAMPARA

enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu

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po ambe po....
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entha thirichu vanathu???
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!

Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo

There are 2559770000 coconut trees in KERALA according to agriculture dept.

Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!

How can I spell without 'U'

How can I spell

"B_DHU"without 'U' ?

or

"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"

KAZH_THA"? ?

C hw important "U" are... !!!

REALLY U R Naughty Intelligent

REALLY U R -

M arvellous

A ffectionate

N oble

N aughty

U nique

N atural

N ice

I ntelligent ....

In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

CINEMA about 2 lovers

KARMA itz a CINEMA about 2 lovers VARMA & SALMA, They are from BURMA, They have ORUMA, They have NANMA,Have THANIMA,have ELIMA & person reading this message is an ERUMA...

CONGRATULATION !!! LKG pass !!! treat eppo ??!!

fill in d blanks..

1.D_G

2.C_T

3.B_Y

4.B_S

5.J_G

6.F_N

7.G_N

8.H_N

CONGRATULATION!!!

LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!

Small dog asks mamma ente pappa araa

small dog asks:mamma ente pappa araa??mother dog:shh.. mindathirikk.. pappa msg vayikunath kandille??

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol.Enikkorma varunnadu..Onnam classileonnam padathileonnamathe vakkanu....."!!THARA!!"

That is the magic of English

Ur name can be made by adding the Malayalam words for WAVE, NET and FIRE. That is the magic of English. Which are that Malayalam words? ALA, VALA,THEE

Father : endhayada result ?

Father:endhayada result?
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

1) Put, kadala

2) Idly, Chatni

3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry

4)Uchistam, Amedhyam

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....

Sardar jokes in Malayalam Sardar visit a chinese

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee...

Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Improve your general knowledge

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

Bhagavan cinemayude ticket kandeduthu

FLASH NEWSSSS::::::::::::::::::

Vizhinjam kadalil poya 5 aalukal marichu....thambanoor lodgel 2 yuvaakkal thoongi maricha nilayil kandethi....pattathu oru kudumbathile 4 aalukal visham kazhichu marichu.....Marana karanam vyakthamalla....Police case eduthu....Ellavarudeyum pocketil ninnu "Bhagavan" cinemayude ticket kandeduthu!

Njaan veetil poyi Veetil aarum ilaayirunu

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."
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Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.

Very good ! Intelligent !

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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

A song from glass mates

A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........

Nandi ketta vargam

When i was 2 yrs,many girls used to kiss me & i allowed them.But when i was 20 yrs,i wanted to kiss many girls,but they didnt allow... Nandi ketta vargam

I am a complan boy

Boy: I am a complan boy

girl: I am a complan girl

Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.

its suprabhatham in english

Cow cell ya

super aa ja

ram aa

poor wa

sun dya

par west thathe

Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..

Angane College 1st aai

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

U will see a super scene

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

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hrudayavum niracha ente sweet friendinu

punjiri kondu poonilavum , vakukal kondu thenmazhayum, sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha ente sweet friendinu ... Ente sweet good night





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Ishtathil Oru Hrithayam Aa Hrithayathil Ente Best Friend

Kannil Oru "Minnal"Mugath Oru "Punjiri"Punjiriyil Oru "Sneham"Snehathil Oru "Ishtam"Ishtathil Oru Hrithayam Aa Hrithayathil Ente Best Friend



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Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine

Nammude Kannu nirayumbol

aa Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine Polum Nammal Ishtapettupokum..

Arum arkum swanthamalla...

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Oru Nalla Friend ayi GOOD MORNING

"Hridayamidipu Venamenkil Hridayam Venam.

Hridayam Venamenkil Santhosham Venam.

Santhosham Venamenkil Eniku Ninne Venam.

Oru Nalla Friend ayi...

GOOD MORNING.

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Udanja Chillukal Vaarikootumbol Sneham

"Udanja Chillukal Vaarikootumbol Kaikal Muriyum, Athu Pole. Ormakale Thaalolikumbol Manasum. Swayam Karanjaalum Snehikunnavare Santhoshipikkuka.






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MENAKA GANDHI paranju LOVE animals

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I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju

" People should LOVE animals"