aanayano valudhe atho urumbo

teacher:aanayano valudhe atho urumbo?
tintu:Anganae verudhe parayan pattila, date of birth nokanam.

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth...enthu kondu....?

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vellam kudichal dilute aayi concentration nashtappedum!!

Aakashathilooday pokunna

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu Tintu mon: aliyoo engu vanne
Hanuman: entha
tintu mon- Hans undo
Hanuman: ella
tintu mon: ennal shambu undo
Hanuman: ellalo
tintu mon: pinne endu OLAKAYA vayil vachu nadakkunnathu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu pokumbol oru ammoomma kallil adichu thuni alakkunnath kandu appol tintumon freindsinod:
nokkada oru ammoomma thunikondu kallu adichupottikan shramikkunnu
WONDERFUL MARVALOUS AMAZING

girls eantina kuniumbol shall

girls eantina kuniumbol shall nenjinu mukalil chearthu vaikkunathennu ariyumo?????????????????????????????

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eangane Oombia NOTTAM nokkatirikkan

ivide dettol soap undo eta?"

tintu mon:'ivide dettol soap undo eta?"
shop keeper:'undu ethraya vende?"

tintu mon:"aaaah athukondu tante kaykezhuki oru '''''NARANGAMITAI EDUTHE''

Oru bucket vellathinu 10 kg bharam

Physics Questn: Oru bucket vellathinu 10 kg bharam.Oral athil entho ittu,bucktinte bharavum kuranju..
Ayal enthanuittathu?
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TinTumon: "OTTA"

teacher alle innale paranjathu

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Tintumon : enik ariyilla teacher

Teacher : mandaa 5+3=8 anennu arinju koode...

Tintumon : teacher alle innale paranjathu 4+4=8 anennu, Ennit..!!!

kothuku shallyam sahikkan

kothuku shallyam sahikkan kazhiyathe tintumon kattilinadiyil chennu kidannu,appol avide oru minnaminni vannu
tintumon: "nayntemone nee torchum kondu vanno"

V Poyi, AC poyi, FRIDGE poyi,

Unni:TV Poyi,
AC poyi,
FRIDGE poyi,
ellam poyi.

Babu:V-GUARD stabiliser illa alle.

Unni:illa.

Babu:nannayi, allenkil athum poyene.

Tintu mon's intelligent question...

Tintu mon's intelligent question...

3kaalil nadakkum, pattiye pole irikum...
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Ans..
Njondi patti...:)

tintumon busilirikumbol oru madamma

tintumon busilirikumbol oru madamma vann kalil chavitti enitu paraju "i am sorry"
appol tintu mon "i am tintu mon"

tintu mon rocks

orikkal schoolill maravetharanam

orikkal schoolill maravetharanam...athil jathi,teak,plave,mave thudangiya marangal...
avante oru koottu karan chothichu....
friend:eda eetha jathi ?
tintu mon:nair....

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

Enthaa Plan??

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

Ninteyo???

Munjanma papangalude phalam itha

Munjanma papangalude phalam itha 2012il...

Jan 26 - Sunday
Mar 16 - Sunday / Holi
May 1 - Sunday
Aug 15 - Sunday
Oct 2 - Sunday / Dasara
Nov 5 - Sunday / Diwali
Dec 25 - Sunday

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

Some commands..

SAVE : Rakhikkade appi

SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

SAVE ALL : Appi de yellarem reksheeru

PASTE : Yeduthu chambadey

RUN : Vodada machu

CUT : Pirithu kaladey machu

SEARCH : Thappi vidadey appi

EXIT : Irangi podey pyle

OPEN : Tvorakkdey

SHUT DOWN : Appa machu sullam

SYSTEM BUSY : Thalle kalip theeranillallo

SYSTEM ERROR : Lavan puliyanu ketta

RESTART : Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil

Suresh Gopi : Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU" muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

Mammootty : "PAKKA VADA" alle....

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju . Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam.Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

kaanan adipliya..ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
Nee kandu nokku ,

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Engane undu ente LINE!!!

Gramar classil Teacher

Gramar classil Teacher:'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

Boy : 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher ?

Teacher : it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

Clasil erunnu Rama Rama

Clasil erunnu Rama Rama chollunna kutti galodu............

Teacher:kutti enthina Rama Rama chollunnathu?

Kutti:Amma paranjittondu urangunnathinu munbu Raama naamam japikkanam ennu.....

ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu

ayalkaran narayanan auto vangiyathu kandu Hydrosum auto vangi..........

Narayanan autoku perittu
"AMME NARAYANA"
athu kandu Hydrosum perittu
"AMME HYDROSE"

Ammu nee ente jeevan alle mole!

Ammu nee ente jeevan alle mole!

Innu nee thakarthathu vishwasamaanu

nenchodu cherthu njaan valarthiya vishwasam (achan letter churuttunnu)

makal thirichu varunnu...(focus on hands)

kettupiduchu karayunnu...(thaze ezhuthi kaanikkunnu)

"Vishwasam... athalle ellaam"

Kalyan Jewelers

- Ithokke ezhuthikaanikkumbolum baagum pidichu carinaduthu nilkkunna paavam

payyane aarum kandilla...

athum oru vishwasam alle...

thakarkkappetta vishwasam...

Boyz welfare council

Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol..

Jeevithathil dukhangal undaakumbol..
vedanayaal hrudayam vingumbol..
kannukal niranju kaviyumbol...
Onnu maathram orkkuka...

Ellaam swantham kaiyilirippu kondaa...

punchirikondu poonilaavum,

punchirikondu poonilaavum,

vaakkukal kondu thenmazhayum,

sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha

ente priya kootukaaranu oru valiya..

'MANGATHOLI'

kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

Thomasukutti:"Da kinattil eli veenu kidakkunnu'

Mahadevan:"aa elippetti kinattil idadey"

Govindankutty:" venda namukku poochaye irakkaam"

Appukkuttan:" aarum pedikkenda... njaan kinattil elivisham kalakkiyittundu..."

Flash News Lokavasanam 2012 il

Flash News

Lokavasanam
2012 il

Tintu Mon:
Daivame....!

'Life Time Sim'
Eduthathu
Verutheyayo....?

KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM

Walk in your own way
love in your own style
think in your own manner
talk in your own words
then only people will say
"KURUTHAMKETTAVAN AARU PARANJALUM KELKKILLA"

Address thannaal njan pokaam..!!"

Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

ivide oru paalam venam

Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

santhosham kondu kannu kaanan

Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi.

Sardar n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

Frnd to salesman: 1

litre ulli.
Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

Frnd:entha?


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sardar:potta,nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!!

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Kattile schoolil Hajar vilikunnu

Kattile schoolil Hajar vilikunnu

LION-Hajar

RAT -Hajar

RABIT-Hajar

FOX-Hajar

TIGER-Hajar

MONKEY...,

MONKEY...

MONKEY

Mesege vayich irikadhe hajar parayooooo

താതകര്‍ണ്ണന്‍ തപോഭൂവില്‍ നിന്ന്

താതകര്‍ണ്ണന്‍ തപോഭൂവില്‍ നിന്ന് ഇനിയും മടങ്ങിയെത്തിയില്ലേ, ശകുന്തളേ...എത്തിയില്ലേ ശകുന്തളേ....

ശകുന്തള ലജ്ജയോടെ...എത്തിയിട്ടില്ല നാഥാ....

KANNADIYIL NOKI VAAYKKUKA.

A 992 I

Y9>lnob

2m2 pni>lool

2iHT 9>lil.

KANNADIYIL NOKI VAAYKKUKA.

PLZ DON'T DLT.

IT'S REALLY INTERESTING..

Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte

Onnaam thiyathi Mohanlalinte veedinu munnilMammukka nilkunnu..! Lal karyam thirakki.....

Mammootty: Innu bar avadhiyaa. military kuppi vallathum undo ?

2 per vellathil mungi thazhunnu...

2 per vellathil mungi thazhunnu...
nee athu kandu...
oral njanum matteyal ninte loverum...
ninak neenthal ariyam, pakshe orale mathrame rekshikan pattu...!!!

chodyam ithanu..,
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"nee ente
shavam'adakkinu varumo...?"

Paayale vida, Pooppale vida

Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it ?

Then apply.....

"Apex Ultima !!"

"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

Puthumayude angeyattam:-

Puthumayude angeyattam:- zib vecha lungi....

Madiyude angeyattam:- morning walknu lift chodhikunnath...

Kirukinte angeyattam:- plain paperinte photostat eadukunnath...

Sathyasandhadhayude angeyattam:- pregnent aaya lady busil 2 ticket eadukunnath...

Pratheekshayude angeyattam:- 99 vayasulla oral lifetime validity ulla sim eadukunnath...

Marichu yamalokathu chenna

Marichu yamalokathu chenna ramuvinodu Chithraguptan:
nallathu vallathum cheythitundo?
Ramu: oru pennine aakramichondirikkunna gundakalil oruthane idichu
veezthi
bakkiyullavare velluvilichu.
Chithraguptan: very good. Ithu Epazha undayathu
Ramu: Oru 2 minute mumpu

Inbox thurannal Gd mng

Inbox thurannal

Gd mng, Gd eve, Gd Nt

ingane oru koottam.

Hai, Hellow, Hw R U,

ingane vere oru koottam.

Vere chilar Tintu moneyum

Sardarineyum vidilla.

Mammoottiyeyum

Mohanlalineyum veruthe

vidilla.

Pinne, Ee msg 20 perk Fwd

cheithillenkil Daivam kannil

kuthumennu chilar, Fwd

cheithal etho oruthante

Appuppanu 5ps kittumennu

mattu chilar...,

Hmmm......

Enthayalum ini njan vanna

karyathilekku kadakkam..,

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sardarjimar bikil pokumbol

2 sardarjimar bikil pokumbol avarku oru pothi kiti athu thuranu nokiyapol athil 2 bomb apol

1 sardarji;ithu namuku plice stationil kodukam

2 sardar;vazhiyil vachu 1 potiyalo

1 sardar;saramila namuku matethu kondukodukam

loverinte aniyathi misscall

loverinte aniyathi misscall thannal ee samudayam endu parayum

monee manasil mattoru laddu pottiii

Ente purake nadakkanda.

Girl : Ente purake nadakkanda. Enikku vere lover undu.

Tintu : Goal Keeper undennu karuthi arum goal adikarille ...

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu

ne pandum ennodu koottillayirunnu...njan tea paranjal ne coffee parayum, njan english movikk pokumbol ne malayalam movik pokum, nhan thekkot pokumbol ne vadakkot pokum nhan dental hospitalil pokumbo ne mental hospitalil pokum ne entha iggane¿

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathinteyum Vinayathinteyum Budhiyudeyum Soundaryathinteyum Pratheekamaya..., *NJAN* urangan pokunnu...GUD NI8

Ormayundo ee number?

Ppha PULLE.....! Ormayundo ee number? Orma kaanilla SIM Cardile balance kootinoki, 4 neram vettivizingi mobilum kettipidichu Urangiyal pora SMS Cheyanam SMS..!

Kairali Chanel Avatharippikkunnu

Kairali Chanel Avatharippikkunnu "NINGALKUM AAKAM KODI SUNI" brought u by Kannur Lobi.

De vetti da poyi.

Orotta vettu mathi Jeevitham Maran. Shubha maranam, sukha maranam.