e sarikkenda vila?

tin2:e sarikkenda vila?
salesman:500roopa
tin2:ennal ithu edutholu.
salesman:shari.
sari eduthukazhinjappol salesman sari tin2inu koduthu...
tin2:ithenikkalla ninte kettiyolkka.athalle paranjathu nee edutholan.athinte paisa nee thanne counteril chennu adacho paranjekkam!!!

ente muthachan marichappam

T M:ente muthachan marichappam sambathu muzhuvan orphanage-nu ezhuthi koduthu... Tchr:oh....!enthoke undaayirunn..?

T M:9 penmakkal

Tin2mon purathu poyappol

Tin2mon purathu poyappol
Achan : tin2mone nee evadapokuva
tin2 : baaril pokuva oru book edukana
Achan : athenthada baril book aano villkunnath
tin2 : innele vachu marannu poyatha.

Jeevitham ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,

Jeevitham
ennal oru theeratha yaathrayanu,
Oru chainees kavi paadiya pole

"shlm jwyt mdl jkfm damjmgj mjatmta"

Ho!
Ente kannu niranjupoyi!

1 Letter illa, 1 Phone illa, 1 Missed call illa

1 Letter illa,

1 Phone illa,

1 Missed call illa,

1 Sms koodi illa,

Eniku pedi aavunnu...

nigalum kuttippuram shappil poyo???

Nanmayudeyum Neethiyudeyum Sathyathintyum

Nanmayudeyum
Neethiyudeyum
Sathyathintyum
Vinayathinteyum
Budhiyudeyum
Soundarya thinteyum
Pratheekamaya 'NJAN'
urangan pokunnu...
good night!

girls eantina kuniumbol shall

girls eantina kuniumbol shall nenjinu mukalil chearthu vaikkunathennu ariyumo?????????????????????????????

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.eangane Oombia NOTTAM nokkatirikkana

fromtoday onwards we all will

teacher; fromtoday onwards we all will talk in english only ok?
tintu; hmmmmmmm
after one week tintumon came with his father to school
father; evan 7 divasamayi sumssaricittu entha pattiyee
teacher;tintu entha pattiyeee para
tintu : ade patti neeyalle paranjee english mathram parayam ennu njan ethrayum kashttapettittu nee malaylam parayunoodi thendi va acha mammuku veettil poovam ethra kryamma parayannulathi

Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond

Teacher:Vellamillenkil nammal marikumenthukond ?
Tintumon:vellamilenkil neendanpattilla
Neendanpatillenkil mungimarikum.?

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum

Innu nee nalla sWapnam kaanum, ninte aa sWapnathil sUndaranaya oRuvan varum, pAkshe ithu oru sheelamakkaruth.
Enikku ennum varaan pattilla

Entha late aayath

Teacher: Entha late aayath
Tintu:Â Amblathil ninnirangi cherupp thirayukayaayirunnu
Teacher:Â Ennittu kittiyo?
Tintu:Â Â Illa, avasaanam njan ente cherupp thanne ittittu vannu

Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.

Tintumon:Dad njanente vadhuvine kandethi.
Dad:who?

Tintu:my grandmother
Dad:athente ammayada

Tintu: aha,Appo ningalku ente ammaye kettamalle...!

Sardar oru college thudangi.

Sardar oru college thudangi.
Athinte peru...
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Athu thanne SARDAR MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING.

chennail sun network inte board

chennail sun network inte board kanda tintumon sunnathu kazhikal ipol internet vatzhiyum thudangiyo

AYYO KARANDU POYALLO

STUDENT:AYYO KARANDU POYALLO INI ENGANEYA PADIKKUNNATH.........?
TINTU:ORU KARYAM CHEYY KANATHE PADIKKANULLATH PADICHO....?

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE

TINTUMON ONCE PASSED URINE IN FRIEND OF THAJMAHAL

SECURITY:THU KYA KARTHA HOOM

TINTUMON:ENTE SANAM ATHREYKUM KARUTHITALLA

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente

Ethrayum Sneham Niranja Ente suhurthin,njan ayakuna Msgukal chilapol ningalku Munpu kittiyatho ningal Enik ayachatho aayi ningalkku thonniyaal...
Enik oru pullum Illa.Enik Ivide msg Undakunna Factory Onnum Ella Puthiya Msg undaaki Tharaan,Enthenkilum Bhuthimuttu Undankil Ne SIM Ozhivakiko

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum

Hai. Entha oru Vivaravum Illallo? . . . . . . . . . . . Oh! Sory Athu Pande illallo!.. (vivaram.)

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu

Nee pandu ennodu koottillarunnu. Njan Tea Paranjal Nee Coffee Parayum. Njan English Movikku Pokumpol Nee Malayalam Movikku Pokum. Njan Thekkottu Pokumpol Nee Vadakkottu Pokum. Innaleyum athutanne Sambhavichu. 'Njan DentalHospitalil Poyappol Nee MENTAL Hospitalil poyi.. Nee entha ingane...

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth

Padikumbol vellam kudikaruth...enthu kondu....?

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vellam kudichal dilute aayi concentration nashtappedum!!

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon

Thuungi chavan poya tintumon kayar potti thazha veenu.

Pottiya kayar nokki Tintu:
Ho..! Pandaramadangan ippo thazha veenu chathene.!

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu

Aakashathilooday pokunna Hanumanodu Tintu mon: aliyoo engu vanne
Hanuman: entha
tintu mon- Hans undo
Hanuman: ella
tintu mon: ennal shambu undo
Hanuman: ellalo
tintu mon: pinne endu OLAKAYA vayil vachu nadakkunnathu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu

1980thukalil tintumon nadannu pokumbol oru ammoomma kallil adichu thuni alakkunnath kandu appol tintumon freindsinod:
nokkada oru ammoomma thunikondu kallu adichupottikan shramikkunnu
WONDERFUL MARVALOUS AMAZING

Gramar classil Teacher

Gramar classil Teacher:'It' vannal 'is' cherkkanam

Boy : 'it it' vannal enthu cheyyum teacher ?

Teacher : it it vannal thudachu kalayanam!!

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum

ravile ezhunnettal nirbhandamayum 2 karyangal cheyyuka
1. prarthikkuka: 100 varsham jeevikyende?
2. kulikyuka mattullavarkkum jevikyende?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Teacher : 5+3 etraya?

Tintumon : enik ariyilla teacher

Teacher : mandaa 5+3=8 anennu arinju koode...

Tintumon : teacher alle innale paranjathu 4+4=8 anennu, Ennit..!!!

what is your fathers name

teacher:"what is your fathers name
dundu mon:T V KRISHNAN
dundu mol:A C ABRAHAM
TINTU MON:"FRIDGE SASI" HMMMM ENNODA KALI.....

aa theateril entha ethra thirakku

Man1: "aa theateril entha ethra thirakku?"

Man 2: " Avide Mammoottyude puthiya padam 'Drona' aanu

Man 1: " Athu kaanan aano ithra aalkkoottam..!??

Man 2: " Hey.. athalla. Athu kaanan aaro oraal ticket medichu... Ayaale kaanana ethra thirakku...!!"

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla

Monkey yum, donkey yum thammilulla difference entha??

Monkey ee message Save cheyyum...

Ennaal Donkey ee message Delete Cheyyum!!

Enthaa Plan??

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

Ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkkidayil,

ee thanutha kulir kaattil,

ee puthu pulariyil manju thullikalkkidayi,

ente alakkiyitta jetty unangunnilla..

Ninteyo???

Munjanma papangalude phalam

Munjanma papangalude phalam itha
Jan 26 - Sunday
Mar 16 - Sunday / Holi
May 1 - Sunday
Aug 15 - Sunday
Oct 2 - Sunday / Dasara
Nov 5 - Sunday / Diwali
Dec 25 - Sunday

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP

Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

Some commands..

SAVE : Rakhikkade appi

SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

SAVE ALL : Appi de yellarem reksheeru

PASTE : Yeduthu chambadey

RUN : Vodada machu

CUT : Pirithu kaladey machu

SEARCH : Thappi vidadey appi

EXIT : Irangi podey pyle

OPEN : Tvorakkdey

SHUT DOWN : Appa machu sullam

SYSTEM BUSY : Thalle kalip theeranillallo

SYSTEM ERROR : Lavan puliyanu ketta

RESTART : Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil

Suresh Gopi : Ente kaiyilulla petttiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU" muzhuvanum njan ninak tharam...

Mammootty : "PAKKA VADA" alle....

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude

Hello Mr Perera , thangalude kaivasam orupadu sms undennu arinju . Athil kurachu enik thannal njan thangalkku swarna biscuits tharaam.Illenkil veruthe ente muthala kunjungalkku pani undakkaruthu...

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Nilaavulla thanutha raathriyil

Ninneyum ketti pidichu

Njan e lokathodu vilichu parayum

"Odi Vaayo Marappattiye Pidiche"....

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

Aarodum parayaruhe ,enikku 1 line aayi

kaanan adipliya..ellam sariyayittu parayamennu vechu..
Nee kandu nokku ,

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Engane undu ente LINE!!!

My wife kidnapped

Sardar:My wife kidnapped

POSTMAN:Ithu post office anu

mister police station alla.

Sardar:Sorry,santhosham kondu kannu kaanan pattunnilla!!

ivide oru paalam venam

Sardar:Graamasabhayil ivide oru paalam venam



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Member:paalamo?

Sardar:athe

Member:athinu ivide puzha illallo.


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Sardar:ennal oru puzhayum venam!!!

Sardar attending an interview

Sardar attending an interview in software company ...



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Manager: "Thaangalkku MS OFFICE ariyaamo?"

Sardar: "Address thannaal njan

pokaam..!!"

Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!

Wife:
Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!!
veedu ipol

veezhum !

Sardar:
Nee kidannu urngan nokku.Nammude veedu allallo..



Vaadaka veedalle..

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum

Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER

TINTU ORU TRAININTE DRIVER AANU......

ORU DIVASM TINTU OODICHA TRAIN LAKILEKU MARANJU....

ANGINE AVANU SUSPENSION KITTI......

B4 GIVING THE SUSPENSION ORDER, TINTUINTE MASTER AVANODU CHODHICHU :

MASTER: NEE ENDINA TRAIN LAKEILEKU MARACHATH

TIN2:NYAN TRAIN OODIKKUMBOL ORU AAL TRACKIL KIDAKKUNUNDAYIRUNNU.....

MASTER: ENNA NINAKKU AVANDE NENJILOODE TRAIN KAYATAM AAYIRUNILLE

TIN2:ATHE, NYANUM ATHA VICHARICHATH. BUT, TRAIN ADUTHU VANNAPOL AVAN BHAYANNU LAKIL CHAADI.

SO AVANE KUTHIKAAN VENDI NYANUM LAKILEKU TRAIN MARACHATH.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

tintu aara mon............................

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!!

Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente ArikilUndenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran

Oru divasam sasi thengu keran poyi... Thengayitu kazhinjapol kochama 100 rupa koduthu..

Sasi:ayo kochame 50 mathi

kochama:athu pote.. Nee 50 rupaku jetty vangi itolo..

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal

Pranaya Kamithakkale Ningal ariyunnundo Ningalude Pranayam. Ningal Yethramathram Snehikkunnuvennum, Snehikkapedunnuvennum.
PRANAYAM oru "VIKARAMAN" PRABANJA sathyaman.

Yathartha Pranayathinan KANNUM,KATHUM,MOOKKUM ullath.

pranaya kamithakkale Ningalkkai Yenikkoru Upathesham Tharanamennund,

pls call me. TIME: 8 PM 10 {2HOUR}

Pranayikkunnavarkku vendi Njan Ende Vilappetta SAMAYAM matti vechirikkunnu. Ningalude yella Prashnangalkkum Pariharam Paranju Tharunnathan.

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

dhooreyullavarku vendiyaanu

naam sandhesangal ayakunnath...

ninak njan ayakunnathenthinu ?,

nee ente hridhayathilthanneyundallo...

wish u a hapy valentines day ...

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Ellavarum Swargham Aagrahikkunnu..

Pakshe, Marikkan

Ishttamalla..

Njan Marikkathe Swargham Kanunnu,

Ninte Ee

Souhrudathiloode..

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Hridayam Thakarnnu Irikkunnavarku

Paperum Noolum,

Nokkinilkkan Vannavarkku Chaayayum Vadayum..!

Ithano Socialisam !!

Master Tintumon from exam hall..

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

VERT VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU .

ninne kandumuttiyathu, vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninne kandumuttiyathu,

vidhiyaayirunnu...

ninte suhrth aavukayennathu,

ente ishtavum...

pakshe,

neeyumaayi pranayathilaayathu,

theerthum

ente niyanthranathinu appuramayirunnu...