Ankana thaimavil ninnu adyathe

Teacher: ankana thaimavil ninnu adyathe mampazham veenapol ammayude kannil ninnu kannu neer vannathu enthukondu?

Tintu: mampazham ammayude thalayilavum veenathu

Enikku Ninne Orikkalum Verukkan

Enikku Ninne Orikkalum Verukkan Kazhiyilla... Karanam Vidhi Enthano Aagrahichathu Athanu Ne Enikku Sammanichath...

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli

Ormayude thaalukalil oru mayilpeeli pole sukshichu vekan...




Kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamasakalum niranja nammude e sauhridam ennum nilanilakkatte....

Mazhavilline Thodan Pattiyirunnenkil

Mazhavilline Thodan Pattiyirunnenkil
Ninte Peru Njan athinmel

Ezhuthumayirunnu
Karanam Lokam Ariyatte Enikku Ithrayum Nalla Suhruthu Undenu..

Kadalaasil Kayyoppode Ezhuthunna

Kadalaasil

Kayyoppode

Ezhuthunna

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Kavithayaanu

Pranayamenkil,

Hridaythil

Chora Kondu Koriya

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Mahaa Kaavyamaanu

"SOUHRIDAM"

Maanam Kanikathe Manadharil Sookshicha

Maanam Kanikathe Manadharil Sookshicha Mayilpeeli Polum Vida Parayaathe akalukayanu, Innu enneyum Thanichaki. Koorirul Chimizhil Thanichayi Njan..!

Kaalavum Dhooravum Jeevitha

Kaalavum Dhooravum Jeevitha Saahajaryangalum Namme Verpeduthan Sramikkumbol Athine ellam Athijeevichu Nammude SOUHRDHAM Mayathe Nilanilkate. !!

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte

Innalekalude Ormakalkku Oru Aayussinte Vedhanayundu, Enkilum.. Snehichu poyi.! Othiri.. Othiri.. Snehikaaminiyum Kannadayunna Naal Vareyum.

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

I LOVE U ..........................

Good Morning Dear FRIEND

F-Few
R-Relations
I-In
E-Earth
N-Never
D-Die
Good Morning Dear FRIEND 

Samayam maari kondirikunna

Samayam maari kondirikunna kaalathinte vazikaliloode..
Thaalam tettiya manassumaayi alayukayanu muthe ninte snehattinaayi...

Maravi Chilappol Oru Anugrahamanu

Maravi Chilappol Oru Anugrahamanu.. Kaaranam, Ninne Marakkan Njan Eppozhum Marannu Pokum..."
bcoz u r my great frnd..... 

PUNNYAGALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM

PUNNYAGALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM

PUKKAALUDE UTHSAVAMAYA RAMZANNUM NAMMUKU ORUMMICHU VARAVELLKAM

Ente vedhanayil santhosham kittumenkil

Ente vedhanayil santhosham kittumenkil nee ente

nenju kuthi keerikkolu... pakshe kuthikeerumbol

HRIDAYAM vedanikkathe sukshikkanam...

athinullil neeyund,ninte Oormayund ninaku vedhanikkunnadhu enik ishtamalla.....

Orupaadu aashikumpozhum Orupadu

Orupaadu aashikumpozhum Orupadu mohikkumpozhum onnu mathram orkuka , aarum aarkum swanthamalla

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?

love aaraanu kandu pidichad?
option
1.america
2.russia
3.chaina
4.india
answer"chaina"
bcoz
"no guarentee no warrenty"

marechalum marakan kazhella

marechalum marakan kazhella ninna ...
karanam
nee enta jeevan alla ,,,
enta jeevetham aane... 

nammal jannikkubol thanne

nammal jannikkubol thanne nammuda vithi dayivam kurichu ennu venna nammal karutham athu chilapol njanu neeyum orumichulla jeevitham aakam ......alle ....muthe 

Mazhathullikal ittu veezhunna

Mazhathullikal ittu veezhunna aa idavazhiyil... Thannutha kaatu veeshiya aa sandhiyail... Njan avalod eante ishttam thurannu paranju... Aval chodhichu njanonnu karanjal ee mazhathulliyil eante kannuneerine thirichariyaan maathran nee eanne snehikunnundo ? Onnum parayathe mazhathulliye thattimaati njan nadannappol pirakil avalude chiri uyarunnundaayirunnu. Avalkkariyilallo ariyade polum aa kannukal nirayaan njan aagrahikunnillannu.
FEEL THE REAL LOVE 

Enthanu Encyclopedia??

Teacher: Enthanu Encyclopedia??
Ungangikidakkukayayirunna tintumonodu teacher: tintu entha njanippol paranjathu??
Tintumon:Enikku cycle pediannennalle!!

innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna

Tintumon- ”amme innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna achan parayunne”

Amma- ”endhada veetile food inu ruchi pore..madutho?

Tintumon- ”adhalla…innu paathram kazhugan achanu mood illannu….”

Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram

Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.




Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.




Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.




Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.




Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?




Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.

Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude

Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…




Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu

Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.




Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.




Achan: Enthu?




Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanen

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!




Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum

Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.




Makan: thank you acha




Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?




Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?




Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?




Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?




Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanma

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…




Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.




Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…

Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?

Makan: Swimming poolinte.

Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam

Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?




Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Kochamma velakkariyodu

Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?




Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.




Kochamma: Athenthinadee?




Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?




Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal

Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?




Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?




Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal

Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…




Makan: Sariyacha

Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?




Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo

Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?

Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting panikku vannathaanu oru sardar. Vaikunneram pani kazhimhu pokumbol Sardar : " Malik muje paisa chahiye." Ithu ketta Hindi athra ariyaaththa Koyakka : " Baai ...hamara thumara IDAPAADU nahi hei.. thum thumaraa muthalaaliyodu chodikku.."

Kandappol parayan madi. Vilikkanum chammal.

Kandappol parayan madi.
Vilikkanum chammal.
Athinalanu e msg. No ennu parayaruthu.

Njan oru "LIFEBOY" vaangithannal kulikkamo!!!

Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- Vannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU <

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU

POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3,

AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE

JANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS

Njan ende kamukiyodu parayum

Njan ende kamukiyodu parayum ne marichal njan jeevichirikkilla but njan ninnodu parayum njan jeevichirikkumbol ninakkonnum sambavikkilla b coz u r my good friend

istamano allayo ennu enikku

istamano allayo ennu enikku ipol ariyanam kure kalam njan kathirunnu,
parayu
ishtamano ninakku
chakka puzhungiyath.

Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!