NADAKKILA ALIYA!

Tin2 went 2 USA 2 learn english
After 3 days his father called Americn tchr: Is tin2 learning english well?
American:NADAKKILA ALIYA!

Tintumon: Nadannu varaan late aayi sir

Sir : Entha late ayathu?Tintumon: Nadannu varaan late aayi sir Sir: Bussil vannoode? Tintumon: Athu sirinte molodu paranjal kelkkande...!

POTTHUKAL Koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM

Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.
Tintumon: Sir,POTTHUKAL Koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu.....

Prithvirajinte kalynam avante Cinema Pole aayirunu

Tintu:Prithvirajinte kalynam avante Cinema Pole aayirunu.
Frnd: Athentha?
Tintu: Athu kaananum avanum avante bandukkalum mathram.!

Prithviraj Rajappan Aye !!

Mammootty Birthday 2011 ???? 60 61 62 ?? or 58 ??

2009
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Mammootty-to-have-quiet-56th-birthday/Article1-451219.aspx

Is it real OR fake ?

Sree Padmanabha Swamy Calls Ayyappan

 

Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 missed calls....

Thirichu vilichu.. aaranennu chodichappol

"Njan Thiruvananthapurathu ninnu Sree Padmanabhanaa..

enthenkilum undenkil mattikkoo..

ente ellam poyee.."

Cigaret valichukondu pokunna Tintumonodu

Cigaret valichukondu pokunna Tintumonodu Palleelachan: Eduthal pongathath analloda ninte chundath..
Tintu Mon: Athukonda acho valichukondu pokunne.

aaranu mone angane viliche ? Karadi vinu

Kutti teacherodu., Teacher, avanenne elumban Raju.,nnu vilikkunnu.
Teacher:-aaranu mone angane viliche ?
Karadi vinu.

Amma:-Endina mon karayunnadu

Amma:-Endina mon karayunnadu?
Mon:-Achan umma thannilla..!
Amma:-Mon nannaayittu padichaale umma tharukayullu.!
Mon: Oh pinne.! nammude velakari

kanumbol chirikkunnathalla

"kanumbol chirikkunnathalla kanathirikkumbol Orkkunnathanu SNEHAM"

Sardar swapnam kandu

Sardar swapnam kandu:Aaro ayale kollunnath.
pittennu sardar thante ICICI account pinvalichu.,
karanam..?
"ICICI ningalude swapnam yadarthyamakkun

Snehathinte nirakudam ennu kandittundo

Snehathinte nirakudam ennu kandittundo?
Kettittundo?
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Arodum parayanda!
Athu njana...!

Amithamaayi Nee Aareyum Vishwasikkaruth

Amithamaayi
Nee
Aareyum
Vishwasikkaruth,
Nee
Vishwasikkunna
Ninte
Jeevan
Polum
Oru Divasam
Ninne
Vanjichu
Yaathrayaakum!

Punchiri kond thudangi

Punchiri kond thudangi
Manassu kondu snehichu
Kanneeru kond piriyendi varumo ennu enikariyilla
Ennalum snehichu poyi marakanavaatha vidham

oru kaaryam parayaan marannu

oru kaaryam parayaan marannu..
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marannu enne paranjille pinne enthinaa kuthi kuthi nokkunnade..!!!!

ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode

Thalle entheru parayanu?
Ninne vilikkumbo oru chellakkili parayuva
nee not reachable anennu.
ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode?

Monganirunna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenennu

Monganirunna pattiyude
thalayil thenga veenennu
kettu...
valiya thenga aayirunno?
ippol vedhanayundo?
alla, actually nee enthina mongiyath.!

Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum Azheekod

"Mudi neettiyaal "
Njan Dhoniyekal nannayi paatu padum
Micheal Jacksonekal nannayi bat cheyum
Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum
Azheekod

Pulariyil Viriyunna Pon Kiranam Pole Oru

Pulariyil Viriyunna Pon Kiranam Pole Oru Nal Njan Varum Ninnardhramaya Manassileaku, snehathin Malarumaayi

Oru vilipadakale, nananja manninte

Oru vilipadakale, nananja manninte gandhamettu, orikalum unaratha urakkathileku vazhuthi vizhum vare marakkilla njan ente priya SUHRUTHINE

Mommoty pennu kanan poyappol

Mommoty pennu kanan poyappol , penninte achan : alla cherukkan vannille.?
Mammoty: njan thanneyanu cherukkan.!
achan: ho muthachanaloru falithapr

Onnu kulichal mathi

Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam...

Onnu kulichal mathi!!!

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru?
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!

aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant

Three Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant.
Couple A-(Husband to wife): "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare."
Couple B-(Husband to wife): "aa liver ingeduthe Karale......"
Couple C-(Wife to husband): "kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!"
Then, Couple C-(Husband to wife): "aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!"

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

Onnu poyi kulichu koode

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde.


Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju, Avanumayittu Othu Povaan Pattunnillathre?
Njaan Paranju,Snehichathu Kittiyillenkil Kittiyathu Snehikkuka Onnumillenkilum Avan Amithab Bachante Mon Alle ?

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum ninte punchiriyum swapnam kandu kidannalenthanennariyilla

pedichittu urakkam varanilla

Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu

Bus-sil ninnum irangiya namboothiri bus-sintte adiyil nokkunnthu kanda kilikili:- Entharu Nokkanathu"Namboothiri:- "Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu...."

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Chummathirikuvano?enkil tazhottu nokkiko

Chummathirikuvano?enkil tazhottu nokkiko




























Chummat hirikuvalle,ini melottu nokkiko!

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahalketti…mandan!Njanariyunnengil mumthasinte ormakkayi avaludeaniyathiye kettiyene!

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte

Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam KaanamPrakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam KaanamKannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam

mandabudhi aanenkil Call cheyu ithu 3um aanenkil mindathiriku

Mandananenkil ee msg kitiya udane miss call cheyu, Maramandanenkil oru msg cheyu, mandabudhi aanenkil Call cheyu ithu 3um aanenkil mindathiriku.

WhEn ThInGs Go WrOnG,WhEn SaDnEsS

WhEn ThInGs Go WrOnG,WhEn SaDnEsS fIlLs YoUr HeArT,WhEn TeArS fLoW fRoM YoUr EyEs,AlWaYs ReMeMbEr OnE tHiNg ..."Ellam avanavanye kayyiliruppu kondannu.. "

Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga..!

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?

KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka..!!

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu nokkenda karyamilla...Nintemanassinu sariyanennu thoniyal mathram......................................... ....................................... ......................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .........nee jetti ettal mady

nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe

Hai dear first count the star...
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entha ennikazinjo...?
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille...

Goooooooooood Morning.

chakkikotha changaran

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum

"INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside

Nee Fridginte aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum

"COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside.

One elephant and two ants were fighting

One elephant and two ants were fighting. One ant is thrown away by the elephant and the other Ant sits on top of the elephant. what did the wounded Ant say?

"Allityaaa chavitti kollada avane"

Overaakenda

Always
SMILE
Ok?
Bcoz, ur Smile is So Sweety n So Nice!

-Show Me A Sample


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ok ok Nice.... Mathi...
Overaakenda :p

E ORMAKAL.....

NEE VARUMENNA PRATHEEKSHAYIL......
ANNENGHILUM KANNUM ANNA PRATHEEKSHAYIL.....
NJAN KATHIRUNNU.
PAKSHE NEE VANNILA...
KALAM ORUPADU ORMAKAL THANNU-
APOZHUM ANN ARIKIL NINNE.........CHERTHU VACHU
KALAME ANTHINNAYIRUNNU E PRATHEEKSHAKAL.....E ORMAKAL.....

ninakku vendi

priya suhruthe ninakk venamenkil ente
hridayathil urangam .....
ente hridayamidipp ninne salyappeduthunnuvenkil
ninakku vendi njan athum nishalamakkam...

"ORMAKAL"............................

Marivil Gopura Varnangal Pole ....

Mazhayil Kulirnnora Malarithal

Pole..Manathu Minnunna Tharakam

Pole..Mayillorikkalum Nin...Nin

"ORMAKAL"............................

Sneham

"Istam Aarkkum Aarodum Thonnam .....

Pakshe Istangalude Pinnale Pokumbol

Nastappedunnathu Namukku Vendi Swantham

Istangal Mattivechavarude Snehamanu"....

tintumon-”ente lover ku oru nalla dress venam..”

tintumon-”ente lover ku oru nalla dress venam..”

salesman-”plain type dress madhiyo sir?

tintumon-”ponnu mone chadhikkalle..valla bus typo.. cycle typo
kaanichal madhi..plain okke kaanichu mansushyane budhimuttakkalle…!!