School and Teacher Student Jokes in Malayalam

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.

Travel Jokes in Malayalam

Malayalam Travel Joke
TTE: Ticket evide?

Yathrakkaran: Ticket illa.

TTE: Engotta pokendathu?

Yathrakkaran: Sreeraman janicha sthalathekku; Ayodhya.

TTE: O, saaramilla, vaa Sreekrishanan janicha sthalathu ethikkam; jailil!

Bus Conductor Joke in Malayalam
Bussil conductor vridhayodu: Amma, ithu muzhuvan kaasilla…

Vridha: Njan vidhyarthiyanu
Conductor athbhuthathodu: Ethu schoolil?

Vridha: Athenthina ningal ariyunnathu?

Conductor: Ente ammummakku oru admission edukkanadu.

Auto Santa Banta Joke
Autoyil vannirangiya namboothiri auto driverodu: Ethrayayi?

Driver: nooru roopa

Santa: Itha ampathu roopa

Driver: Ithenta? Sukhamayi ividam vare njelinjirunnittu tharunnathu ampathu roopayo? Meettaril kanda nooru roopaya njan chodichathu.

Santa: Thanum ividam vare njelinjirikkukayallayirunno? Thante kaasum koodi njan tharunnathenthina?

Luggage Joke
Aadyamayi trainil kayariya Supran luggage mukalile berthil vachu. Appol thazheyirunna

yathrakkaran:Kurachu koodi neekki vakku… allenkil ente thalayilenganum athu vannu veezhum.

Supran: Oh, saaramilla. Athil udayunna saadhanamonnumilla.

Chappal Joke
Busil ninnum irangi businadiyil thirayunna

aalodu conductor: Njan busil kayarumpol cheruppu padikkal ooriyittirunnu. Athu nokkukayanu.

Conductor Passenger Joke
Conductorodu yathrakkaran: Kozhikkodu, oru fullum oru halfum.

Conductor: Vellamo Sodayo?

Yathrakkaran: Oh, sorry, enikku nerathe oru barilayirunnu joli…

Smoking in Bus Joke
Basil aduthirikkunnayaal Appumonodu: njanonnu puka valikkunnathil vorodhamillalo?

Appumon: Aye, oru virodhavumilla. Pukayude manamadichu njan onnu chardichal ningalkkum virodhamillalo?

Traffic Police Joke
Traffic policinodu mandanaya soman: Medical collegial pokan ethu basil kayaranam?

Policukaran: Muppatham number busiil kayariyal avide irangam.

Naalu manikkoor kazhinju athuvazhi vanna athe policukaran kandathu avidethanne nilkkunna somaneyanu.

Policukaran: Entha muppatham number bus vannille?

Soman: illa saar, ithuvare irupathi naalenname vannullu.

Bus Conductor Joke
Bussil kayariya mathayichan conductorodu: kuttikalkku ticket edukkano?

Conductor: Anchil kooduthalanenkil edukkanam.

Mathayichan: Nannayi, enikku kuttikal naaleyulloo..

Flight Joke
Kuttappan vimanam ranchan theerumanichu. Vimanathil kayari kurachu kazhinjappol thokku choondi air hostessinodu paranju: Vegam vimanam nedumbasseriyilekku thirichu vidoo..

Air Hostess: Ee vimaanam nedumbasseriyilekku thanneya pokunnathu.

Kuttappan thante thokku keesayilittu seatilirunnu. Ennittu paranju: Sorry, vimanam marippoyi.

Bus Owner Joke
Bussil oral Jabbarinodu: Ithu ente seat aanu. Njaan oru towel ivied ittarunnu.

Jabbar: Bheshaayi, enkil thanikku oru double mundu bussinte mukalil idaamaayirunnille? Bus thantethakumallo.

Malayalam Bus Joke
Bussil vachu cheruppakkarante kai ariyaathe oru penkuttiyude sareerathil kondu. Udane pen kutti: Thante veetil ammayum pengalum onnumille?

Cheruppakkaran: Ariyilla.

Penkutti: Nge! Athentha?

Cheruppakkaran: Njan veluppine veettil ninnu irangiyathane!

Headphone Joke
Vimanathil kayariya mandanaya Robert pilotinte headphone pidichu vaangi swantham cheviyil vachu. ‘Ellarum panam kodutha yathra cheyyunnathu ennittippo than maathram paattu kettu rasikkukayano, athu venda!

Malayalam Travel Joke
Train ninnappol kutti: Enthu patti?
Yathrakkaran: Trackil maram veenu kidakkunnu.

Kutti: Marangalude pinneettulla ottam kandappozhe njan vicharichu!

Malayalam Funny SMS

Malayalam SMS Joke
Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Malayalam Funny SMS
Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?
Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

SMS Malayalam
Chandanil vellam kandethi…
Haavoo bhagyam…
Iniyoru fullum lesam acharum kondu swasthamayi irikkanoru sthalamayallo!

Short SMS Joke Malayalam
Eda enikku ninne kaanan kothiyavunnu… Nammal thamnil kandittu ethra divasamayi… Sarikkum ithano pranayam?
Snehapoorvam ninte swantham bath soap.

Monkey SMS Joke in Malayalam
Plastic coverinullil kurangan irikkunnathu kandittundo?
Ille, aalochichu nokkoo…
Ennittum kittiyillenkil vishamikkenda. Swantham identity card eduthu onnu nokku!

Funny Joke SMS Malayalam
Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?
Kadal…?
Alla
Mala…?
Alla
Aakasam…?
Alla
Ariyille
Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

Joke Malayalam SMS
Thankalude hrudayathil oru kalakaaran urangikkidappundo? Undenkil avanodu para moothram ozhichittu kidakkan. Veruthe hrudayam vrithikedakkanda.

Silly Joke SMS in Malayalam
Chodyam: Enthanu mathruka dampathikalum disaurukalum thammilulla samyam?
Utharam: Randum vamsanaasam sambhavichu poyi.

Short Mallu SMS Joke
Oru pennu karanjal athinu pinnil 101 kaaranangal kaanum. Ennal oru aanu karanjal athinu orotta kaaraname kaanoo… Oru pennu!

Joke SMS in Malayalam
Jeevanillatha poovineppolum naam snehikkunnu…
Pakshe, namukkuvendi jeevathyagam cheyyunna palareyum naam snehikkan marakkunnu. Athinaal…
Chikkane snehikkoo…

Funny Malayalam SMS
Ninne njan innu roadil vachu kandu. Nee valare santhoshathilayirunnu. Adivachadi vachulla ninte nadatham manoharamayirunnu. Kandu ninna ente hrudayam ariyathe aa pazhaya paattu moolan thudangi; ‘Who let the dogs out!’

Malayalam SMS
Jeevitham aaswadyamakkan moonu vazhikal
1. Jalam pazhakkaruthu. Beer mathram kudikkuka.
2. Ayalkkare snehikkoo. Pakshe pidikkappedaruthu.
3. Ella purushanmarum vivaham kazhikkanam, karanam jeevitham santhoshikkan mathramullathalla.

Malayalam Cell Phone SMS Joke
Sthiramaya mobile upayogam thalachorinu kedu varuthumathre! Ninteyokke bhagyam. Ethra venamenkilum samsarikkamallo. Kedavan onnumillallo!

Mallu SMS Joke
Raathriyayi…
Bhootham varunna neramayi…
Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…
Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu??

Mallu Rainy Season SMS
Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam…
Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayalvarampil koodi nadannathum njan ninte purthu mazhavellam therippichathum…
Appol athile poya kanarettan paranjathu njan innumorkkunnu…
‘Mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikkunnathu?’

Short SMS Joke in Malayalam
Manushyan thante mandatharathil sandoshikkunnatheppozhanu?
Orthu nokku…
Ningalude vivahadinam!

Mobile Phone Mallu SMS Joke
Mobile nannayi kazhukuka.
Cheriya kashanangalaayi murikkuka.
Aaavsyathinu ennayum mattu masalakalum cherkkuka
Ningalude mobile achar ready
Ninte mobilil ninnu oru callo smso varunnilla
Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo…

Malayalam Joke SMS
Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…?
Njan ninte peru paranju.
Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda

Hilarious SMS Joke in Malayalam
Einstein paranju, “Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikkunna kazhuthaya.” Santhoshamayeda, santhoshamayi. Oralenkilum ninnekkurichu nallathu paranjallo. Athum Einstein…!

Nice Malayalam SMS
Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…
Onnu ninte aarogyathinayi…
Randamathethu aiswaryamundavan…
Moonnamathethu agrahichathokke nadakkan…
Naalamathethu enikku tharunna sauhrudathinu…
Ennittum randennam baakkiyanallo,
Saaramilla, chumma randu cheviyilum vacho…
Chemaparathi poova

Malayalam Funny SMS Joke
Vaakkukal parajayappedumpol…
Kannukal samsarikkum.
Kannukal parajayappedumpol…
Hrudayam samsarikkum.
Hrudayam parajayappedumpozho?
Pinne onnum nokkanda,
Mookkil panji vachal mathi!

Teasing SMS Joke in Malayalam
Oru letter illa…
Oru phone illa…
Oru missed call illa…
Oru SMS polumilla…
Enikku pediyavunnu, nine pinneyum pattipiduthakkar kondu poyo?

SMS Joke in Malayalam
Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

Malayalam Good Morning Funny SMS
Athu oru pularkaalamayirunnu.
Kilikal kalakalam padunnu… Pookkal manam churathunnu… Sooryante rasmikal bhoomiyilekkethi nokkunnu… Annu neeyenne thedi vannu, ente veettilekku. Ninakkay njanente vaathil thurannu. Ente nere neelunna ninte kaikal njan kandu.

Viraykkunna sabdathil nee chodichu, ‘Ammaaa… vallathum tharane….’

Malayalam Funny SMS
A positive rakthamulla yuvavinu adiyanthiramayi randu bottle beer aavasyamundu; thanuppottum kurakkalle!
Dayavayi ee SMS ellavarkkum ‘pass’ cheyyuka

Malayalam SMS Joke
Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!
Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!

Santa Banta Jokes in Malayalam

Santa Banta Mallu Joke
Santa: edo, innale njan vangiya randu shirtum soap podiyittu kazhukiyappol churungippoyi.

Banta: Athinenta, aa soap podiyittu thanumonnu kulichal pore?

Stupid Santa Banta Joke
Santa: Nee ethuvare padichu?

Bantha: B.A

Santa: Aake padichathu randaksharam. Athum thalathrichu. Kashtam!

Mallu Silly Santa Banta Joke
Santa: Ninte achanu ethra vayassundu?

Banta: Ente athrayum

Santa: Athengane?

Banta: Njan janicha divasamaanu addeham achanaayathu!

Malayalam Santa Banta Mobile Phone Joke
Santa: Ninne njan ethra thavana vilichu. Eppol vilichalum ninte mobile switch off aanennu parayunnu.

Banta: Ayyo, athente dialer tona.

Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa athivegam cycilil pokunnathu kandu Banta: Engotta ithra dhrithiyil?

Santa: Ee kathu udane oralude veettilethikkanam.

Banta: Ayalude veedevideya?

Santa: Arinju kooda, samayam poyathukondu njan vilasam nokkiyilla.

Short Santa Banta Joke in Malayalam
Santa: Neeyentha ore paper thanne kure neramayi thrichum marichum nokkunnu?

Banta: Ithinte randu sidilum P. T. O ennezhuthiyirikkunnu

Malayalam Santa Banta Joke
Santa: Nee premichittundo?
Banta: Undu, pakshe avalkku randu pere ishtamayirunnu. Njan avalodu ‘I love you’ paranjappam aval parayuva ‘I love you 2’ ennu…

Malayalam Friends Jokes

Malayalam Friends Joke
Ramu: Thanenthinado aa truck kandappol odiyathu?

Babu: Ente bharya oru truck drivaroda olichodiyathu. Avale thirichelppikkan varikayaanennu karuthi.

Friends Mallu Joke
Kuttappan: Nee avalodu kshama chodichittum aval nine thalliyenno?

Ramanan: Paranjappol oru grammar mistake pattiyatha. Ennodu porukkanam ennullathinu pakaram ente koode porukkanam enna njan paranjathu!

Elephant Joke
Raman: Edo balaa, thante aana charinjedo.
Balan: Athinentha, aana ninnalum charinjaalum pantheerayiramennalle?

Raman: Athalla, aanayude adiyil thante penperannorum undayirunnu!

Friends Malayalam Joke
Narayanan: Edo orikkalum madyam kazhikkaruthu. Oru thavan kazhichaal pinneppinne athoru seelamaavum.

Ayyappan: Onnu podo, athokke chumma parayuvaa. Kazhinja pathinanchu varshamaayi njan madyam kazhikkunnu. Ennittum athoru seelamaayittilla.

2 Friends Joke in Malayalam
Thomas: daivam havvye aanu aadyam srishtichirunnathenkil enthu sambhavikkumayirunnu?

Seban: Enkil aval daivathinte vaariyellu ooriyeduthene!

Dinner Joke
Kuttappan: Njan ennum oru kozhiyeyum koottiyaa chapathi thinnunnathu.

Rajappan: Ho, ithinumathram panam thante kayyilundo?

Kuttappan: Enthina athinumathram panam? Oru chappathi njan thinnum orennam kozhikkum kodukkum.

Powercut Joke
Paralokathethiy koottukar thammil.

Oraal: Ivideyum power cut aano? Onnum kaanan vayyallo!

Matteyaal: Powercut alleda. Nee bhoomiyil vachu kannu daanam cheythathu marannupoyo?

Two Friends Joke
Soman: Sookshichal dukhikkenda ennu parayunnathu verutheya.

Mustafa: Athentha?

Soman: Nooru gram kanjavu sookshichathina enne innale police pidichathu!

Friends Bet Joke in Malayalam
Panthayam vachu nooru roopa nediya Robertinodu Praveen: Enthayirunnu panthayam?

Robert: Oru ethappazham ottakkadikku moonu kashanamakkanam!

Praveen: Neeyathengane sadhichu?

Robert: Njan athinte naduvil ninnu oru kashanam kadicheduthu!

Fastfood Joke
Thattukadayilirunnu bhakshanam vaari valichu kazhikkunna aalodu changathi: Thanenthina ingane aakrantham kaanikkunnathu?

Matteyaal: Ivide ‘fastfood’ ennu ezhuthi vachirikkunnathu kandille?

Friends Joke
Ganesh: kanathaya thante makanu Malayalam mathramalle ariyoo? Pinne pathrathile parasyathil avan thamizhum hindiyumokke samsarikkumennu koduthathenthina?

Jose: Athu pinne avane kanathayittu oru varshatholamayille? Ippam thamizhum hindiyumokke padichittundenkilo?

Mobile Phone Joke
Mohan: Njaninnale mobile shoppukarane pattichu?

Rohan: Engane?

Mohan: njan ezee charge cheyyan nooru roopa
koduthu. Pakshe thettaya number koduthu.

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Vasudevan: Innethado pathivillathe thante mobilil ishtam pole ‘I love you’ messagukal varunnundallo?

Ajayan: Athente mobilalla, ente bharyayudetha!

Birthday Gift Joke
Gopan: Innente kamukiyude birthdaya. Enthu sammanam kodukkanamonnu oru idea kittunnilla.
Babu: Ninte kamuki kanaan engine?

Gopan: Sundariyaanu.

Babu: Enkil ente phone number koduthekku.

Mallu Mother in Law Joke
Geetha: Kaduvayeppole cheerikkondirunna ninte ammayiamma ippol eppozhum punchirichu kondanallo nilppu. Ithengane sadhichu?

Tina: Deshyappedathirunnal ammayude mukham aiswarya raiyudethu poleyanennu njan paranju.

Dentist and Friends Joke
Gayathri: Rani, Neeyinnale pakal muzhuvanum dentistinte adukkalayirunnu ennalle paranjathu? Ennittu oruthante koode cinema theateril ninnirangi varunnathu kandallo?

Rani: Ayaalanu njan paranja dentist.

Two Friends Mallu Joke
Priya: Ninte bharthavinu pushpangal ennal athrakkishtamano?

Mohini: Athedi, urakkathinidayil daliya, jasmine, lilly ennokkepparanja enne angeru chombikkunnathu.

Malayalam Friends Joke
Hema: Current illathathukondu enthoru budhimutta? Mixeem washing machinumonnum work cheyyippikkan pattunnilla.

Seema: Veettil pinne aa prashnamilla. Chettan pension ayathil pinne ee vaka upakaranangalonnum edukkareyilla.

Vanaja Girija Joke
Vanaja: Oru installment pirivukarane vivaham cheythathu abadhamayippoyenna thonnunnathu.

Girija: Enthu patti?

Vanaja: Orumma thannalum ayaalu parayum ithu thavanakalaayi thirichadakkanamennu!