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Funny Hotel Joke
Hotelilethiya aal muthalaliyodu: Saar, enikkenthenkilum oru joli tharanam…

Muthalali: Porota, dosa, idli, chaya, kappi, ithethenkilum undaakkanariyamo?

Vannayal: Illa… saar

Muthalali: Enkil poykkolu… muthalaliyayittu njan mathram mathi…

Military Hotel Joke
Hotelilethiya Sumesh supplayarodu: Edo, ee biriyaaniyil oru eecha chathu kidakkunnu.
Supplier: Athiloru kozhi chathu kidakkunnathinu kuzhappamilla. Pinneya eecha.

Mallu Tailor Joke
Sugunan tailorodu: Njan kondu vanna thuni thikayillennu thanalle paranjathu. Ennittu appurathe kadakkaran enikku shirt thaychu thannallo. Micham vanna thuni kondu ayalude makanoru trousarum thunni.

Tailor: Ayaalude makanu moonnu vayasseyulloo. Ente monu ezhu vayassundu, manassilayo?

Shop Joke
Maranaanantharam paralokathethiya kachavadakkaaranodu yamarajan: ‘Thante idathu vasathu kaanunnathu swargavum valathu vasathu kaanunnathu narakavumanu. Evide pokananu thanikkishtam?’

Kachavadakkaran: ‘Randinteyum idaykku mathi. Avideyaakumpo palacharakkukada thudangiyaal randu bhaagatheyum aalkkarkku vnnu sadhanangal vaangikkamallo.’

Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Oraal oru pusthaka kadayilekku telephone cheythu. Aa phone chennathu oru veettilekkayirunnu.
‘hello’
‘hello’
‘lovestory undo?’
‘Illallo’
‘Madappiravundo?’
‘Athumillallo’
‘Pinee enthanullathu?’
‘Oru bharyayum moonu kuttikalum.’
‘Athinentha vila?’
‘Athu vilkanullathalla!’

Malayalam Salesman Joke
Babu kannada vilppanasalayile salesmanodu: Ningalenne vanchichathalle? Innale enikku thanna kannadayute oru vasathe lensullallo. Mattethu plain glassa…

Salesman: Thaniku kanan oru kanninte aavasyameyulloo…

Babu: Nghe…! Athentha?

Salesman: Thanivide vannappol muthal njangalude nursine ottakkandu nokkunnathu njan kandirunnu!

Hotel Joke
Hoteludama Narayananodu: Enthina ennum ivied ninnum ningal parcel vangi pokunnathu?

Narayanan: Hotelil kayari bhakshanam kazhikkaruthennu doctor prathyekam paranjittundu.

Short Medical Shop Joke
Titu mon medical shopil: Chumakkulla marunnu venam.
Shopkeeper: Tonikkano?
Titumon: Tonikkalla… ente ammakka…

Mobile Shop Joke
Mobile shoppilethiya vridhan: Irupathu roopayude recharge coupon tharoo.

Shop keepe : Irupathu roopa thannal 17 roopayude talk timeyullu.

Vridhan: Athu saramilla. Baakki moonnu roopayude kadala thannekku.

Learning Course Joke
Arun chennaiyilekku thamasam matti. Thamil padikkathe avide jeevikkan kazhiyillennu adhikam vaikathe ayaalkku manassilayi. Arun nere oru book stallilekku chennu.

Avide alamarayil oru pusthakamirikkunnu. ‘Muppathu Divasam Kondu Thamil Padikkam’. Arun pusthakathinte randu copikal vangi. Appol book stall udama chodichu: Randamathe pusthakam ningalude snehithanu vendiyayirikkum?

Arun: No.. No… Enikku pathinanchu divas am kondu thamil padikkanam.

Hotel Joke
Hotelil bhakshanam kazhikkunna vriddanodu supplier: Fan idatte?

Vriddan: Ee ilayude attathu oralpam ittoloo

Barber Shop Joke
Mudi vetti irangiya aal barbarodu: Ippozhanu njan kritharthanaayathu.

Barber: Ippozhenthundaayi?

Ayaal: ippozhalle ningalenikku nalloru krithaavu vachu thannathu!

Shopkeeper Joke
Supplier: Saarinu black teayano alla green tea aano vendathu?

Jomon: Vere enthokke kalaril ivied chaya kittum?

Jewellery Shop Malayalam Joke
Jewelry udamayodu suhruthu: Thante swarnakkadayil ninnu swarnam vangunnavarkku vampicha sammaanangalanallo. Thante thanne mattu sadhanangal vilkkunna kadakalilonnum ingane kaanunnillalo?

Jewellery Udama: Athu swarnam vaangunnavare prothsaahippikkan kallanmaar elppikkunna sammanangalaa!

Texttile Shop Joke
Yuvathi textile show room udamayodu: Saar, ente koode joli cheyyunnayaal ennodu ‘thara’yayi perumaari.

Udama: Vittukala, ayaalaa nammude ‘floor’ manager!

Medical Shop Mallu Joke
Sanjay medical storil: Ivide ellatharam marunnum kittumo?

Kadakkaran: Kittum.

Sanjay: Enkil oru kilo vedimarunnu venam!

Photostat Shop Joke
Photostat edutha sesham originalumayi othu nokkunna Nandanodu kadayudama: Entha nokkunnathu?

Nandan: Photostatil aksharappisaku undonnu nokkukaya!

Lazy Shopkeeper Joke in Malayalam
Jabbarinu oru kadayil joli kitti. Loriyil sadhanangal vannappol ava kadayilekku eduthu vakkan udama paranju. Jabbar oru packet veetham kondu varunnathu kadayudama sradhichu. Mattu jolikkar randu kayyilum sadhanangal eduthu kondu pokunnu.

Kadayudama: Thanentha ee kanikkunnathu. Thanikkum randu kayyille?

Jabbar: Njanetha madiyano? Avarokke nadakkanulla madi kondalle iratti bharam chumakkunnathu!

Jokes in Malayalam SMS

Maths, Makan and Achan Joke
Makan: Acha, naalum moonum koottiyal ethraya?

Achan: Viddi, ithupolumariyille? Akathu poyi calculator edithittu vaa. Ninneyinnu padippichittu thanne karyam

Short Joke in Malayalam
Ramani Jolikkariyodu: Edee, ente ee randu valakalum magic valakala!

Jolikkari: Athengane ariyaam?

Ramani: Njanithu evide sookshichu vachalum odukkam ninte pettikkakathu ninnalle kittunnathu?

Joke in Malayalam
Maranasannanayi kidakkunna achan makanodu: Ente kaalasesham nee aarude mumpilum kai neetti jeevikkaruthu.

Makan: Athengane pattumacha, njan private bassile conductaralle?

Funny Bar Joke
Ardharathriyodaduthu barile randu waitermar thammil-

Onnaman: aa urangunna kakshiye vilichunarthu. Ennittu venam namukku pokan.

Randaman: Vendeda. Oro thavana unarumpozhum billile panam tharunnundu!

Barman Joke
Madyapanay Kesu veettilethi TV parasyam kandasesham: barmanillatha barilekku ini njanilla.
Ithu ketta makan: Njangalilla ennu para

Bar Jokes in Malayalam
Baril vishamathode irikkunna kannanodu Prabhu: Entha, enthu patti aake vishamichirikkunnathu?

Kannan: Ini melil madyapikkillennu innale ammayude thalayiladichu sathyam cheythu.

Prabhu: Athu nannayi. Ammakku santhoshamayikkanum.

Kannan: Arinjukooda, thalayiladichappazhe amma marichu!



Shappil kayari madyapicha sesham nanappan noorinte note koduthu.

Shappukaran: Entha he.. ithu vyaaja nottanallo?
Nanappan: Njanividunnu kazhichathum vyajanalle!

Mallu Bar Joke
Oru divasam daivam bhoomiyil vannu. Aduthu kanda baril kayari 50 kuppiyadichu. Antahm vita barudama: Ningalentha ethrayadichalum pampaaville?

Daivam: najan daivamalle?

Barudama: Ippol pampayi thudangi!

Mallu Joke
Yudhdhathil pankrduthu madangivanna jawan: Njan ampathu perude kaiyum vere ampathu perude kaalum vettiyeduthittundu.

Kelvikkaran: Athentha thala vettathirunnathu?

Jawan: Athu nerathe aaro vettiyeduthirunnu

Mallu Wedding Invitation Joke
Pazhaya snehithanmaraya Ramanum Madhavanum kandumuttiyappol Raman: Neeyoru pennine snehichirunnallo. Ennittenthayi?

Madhavan: kalyanam kazhinju.

Raman: Oho, ennittenikkoru kalyanakkuri polum ayachillallo.

Madhavan: Aval enikku polum ayachilla, pinnalle ninakku

Stock Market Joke in Malayalam
Anil: Mumbayil ettavum safe aaya sthalam ethanu?

Pramod: Mumbai Stock Exchange! Kaaranam avide pottan onnum thanne baakkiyilla.

Saree Joke
Geetha Miniyodu : Innale raathri TVyiloru cinemayundayirunnu. Sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaadee athu.

Mini : Entha athinte katha?

Geetha : Sathyathil kathayonnum enikku manassilaayilla.

Mini : Appol sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaanennu paranjatho?

Geetha :Athil naalpathu sariyaadi naayika maari maari udukkunnathu.

Girlfriends Joke
Hema: Ente bharthaavu parayukaya, njan Aiswarya Raiyekkal sundariyanennu.

Pushpa: Angere kandappazhe enikku thonniyirunnu, kannukalkkentho kuzhappamundennu.

Two Friends Joke
Pradeep: Swantham partikkar thane nine krooramayi marddichennu kettallo…

Anoop: Athu… enikkonnu naavu pizhachathinado.

Pradeep: Athinu ithrayum kadutha prayogamao? Aatte neeyentha paranjathu?

Anoop: Sweekarana chadanginidayil party nethavu njangalkkoru ‘asset’ aanennu parayendathinu pakaram ‘asathanennu’ paranju poyi.

Funny Joke in Malayalam
Salini Meenayodu: Neeyenthadi sanimooninu povukayanennu paranjathu? Honeymoon ennalle parayendathu?

Meena: Njangal honemooninu pokumpol ammayi ammayum koode varunnennu.

Mallu ATM Joke
Joby Bobiyodu: ATMnte ethirvasathu bookshop nadathunna Raniye nee engine valacheda? Aval kaasullavarodu maathram changatham koodunna type aanallo.

Bobi: Athu valare simple. Divasam oru moonu thavana veetham aa ATM counteril keri veruthe balance nokki ponnu… Randaazhcha kazhinjappo aval kaanumpam chrikkan thudangiyeda…

Time Joke in Malayalam
Ramu: Samayamenthayi?

Damu: Anchu Anchu

Ramu: Enikku nannayi chevi kelkkam. Oru praavasyam paranjal mathi.

Anitha Sunitha Joke
Anitha: mathsarathil swarna medal vangiya bharthavine kittiyittum ninakku pattiniyaanenno?

Sunitha: Angerkku theta mathsarathinadee swarnamedal kittiyathu.

Plastic Surgery Joke
Rajappan: Enthaado than vallathe vishamichirikkunnathu?

Thomachan: Njanoralkku plasic surgery cheyyan nalulaksham roopa kadam koduthirunnedo.

Rajappan: Ennittu thirichu kittiyille?

Thomachan: Ayaale ippol thiricharinjittu vende thirichu chodikkan!

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Peter: James, Ayalenthinaa garbhiniyaya bharyaye kooti aa fast food kadayilekku pokunnathu?

James: Avide ‘Delivery Free’ enna board tookkiyittirikkunnathu kaaranama

Malayalam Joke in English
Aneesh: ‘Panam sampadikkanulla oru eluppa margam’ enna oru book nee purathirakkumennu paranjirunnallo? Entha ithuvare purathirakkiyille?

Saneesh: Athinulla panam tharappeduthanulla nettottathilanu changathee njan!

Mallu Reality Show Joke
Gopal: Arinjo? Nammude Rajappane reality showyude judge aakkaan kilukilukkam chanel theerumanichu

Dayal: Athilentha ithra athbhutham? Ayal pande mattullavarude kuttam kandu pidikkan midukkanalle?

Malayalam English Joke
Rajappane English marunnu kadayil ninnu pirichu vittu. Kaaranamanveshicha suhruthinodu Rajappan: Marunnu kuppikalile lebalil marunnukalude peru type cheyyathathina.
Suhruthu: Entha thanathu cheyyathirunnathu?
Rajappan: Kuppi typewriteril kerande?

Funny Friends Joke
Puzhakkaryiloode povukayayirunna mandanaya Ramanodu akkare ninna koottukaran: Edo, enikku akkare ethan vazhiyundo?
Raman: Edo thirumanda, thanippol akkarethanneyalle?

Friends Joke in Malayalam
Sadasivan suhruthinodu: Nnanenthu paranjaalum ente bharya udan anusarikkum. Njan choodu vellam kondu varaan paranjal aval aa secondil kondu varum.
Suhruthu: Enthinaa choodu vellam?
Sadasivan: Paathrangal kazhukaan!

Malayalam Friends Joke
Rajappan suhruthinodu: ‘I am going’ ithinte arthamentha?
Suhruthu: Njan povukaya.
Rajappan: Aarodu chodichalum ithu thanneyanallo parenathu. Thanenkilum utharam paranjittu podo!

Joke
Apakadathil pettayaalinte mruthadeham parisodhikkunnathinide S.I constabilinodu: Ayaalude pocket koodi onnu parisodiche

Constable: Njanathu aadyame parisodhichatha sir. Ee daridravaseede kaiyil onnumilla.

Nice Joke
Policekaran kallanodu: Thallukondittum thanenthado chirikkunnathu?

Kallan: Sarinekkal aarogyam ente bharyakkanallo ennorthaa.

Joke in Malayalam
Pothu sthalathu puka valichathinu pidi koodiya Madhya vayaskanodu S.I: Peru chodichappol ennodu chirikkan parayunno? Aaredaa nee?

Appol aduthu ninnayaal: Iyaal smile ennalla saar paranjathu, ‘Ismail’ enna. Alpam vikkulla aalaa saar!

Funny Police Joke in Malayalam
SI: njan paranja kallane thookiyeduthondu vanno?
Policukaran: uvvu saar, 85 kiloyundu.

Cop Joke in Malayalam
SI kolakkes prathiyodu: Kola nadathumpol athinu pinnilenthenkilum undayirunno?

Prathi: Oru kallu shappundayirunnu saar!

Malayalam Family Jokes

Dad Vs. Son Joke in Malayalam
Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…

Makan: Sariyacha
Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?

Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Funny Joke
Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?

Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?

Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?

Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Family Love Joke
Achan: Eda nee etho oru penkuttiyumayi premathilanennu ee naattil muzhuvan paattanallo. Ini backi aarenkilumundoda ithariyanayittu?

Makan: Aa penkutti ithuvare sangathi arinjittillennu thonnunnu.

Father and Son Joke
Makan: Acha enikku athyaavasyamayi randayiram roopa venam.

Achan: Ippol ente kaiyil panamilla.

Makan: Enkil njanee nadu vittu pokan theerumanichu.

Achan: Enkil ithu kaiyil vacho.

Makan: ithentha aadharamano? Bankil panayam vachu panamedukkan aayirikkum alle?

Achan: Ithu aadharamalla. Lokathinte map aanu.
Ninakku yaathrayil sahaayamaakum!

Daughter in Law Joke
Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.

Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?

Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Housemaid Joke in Malayalam
Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?

Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.

Kochamma: Athenthinadee?

Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Achan Makan Joke
Achan: Kando… ninakkivide padikkan enthokke saukaryangalundu. Table lampum mesem kaserayum ellam undu. Ninakkariyaamo? Mahanmaray palarum street lightinte keezhilirunnu padichavara!

Makan: Appam achanu njanoru mahanakunnathu ishtamalla. Atha enne ee table lampinte keezhiliruthi padippikkunnathu!

Uncle Whisky Joke
Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?

Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Funny Father Son Joke
Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…

Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Drunken Joke
Kudichu lakkillathe kidakkunna varkkiyude vayarinu mukalil vannu kidakkunna makanodu
Varkki: Ente vayarilanoda kidakkunnathu? Maarikkidakku.

Makan: Ennittu amma kurachu munpu parayunnathu kettallo vellamadichal vayattil kidakkanamennu.

Achan Makan Malayalam Joke
Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…
Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?
Makan: Swimming poolinte.
Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

House Robbery Joke
Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…

Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.

Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

Engineering College Son Joke
Engineeringinu padikkunna makan: Acha, collegial pokan enikku eeyazhcha thanne oru bike vangitharanam.

Achan: Nammude veedinaduthulla engineering collegial pokan biko? Daivam ninakku randu kaal nalkiyathenthinaa?

Makan: Oru kaalu gear mattanum matte kaalu brake chavittanum.

Housemaid Joke
Rarichan muthalali velakkari mariyayodu: Melaal nee kulikkumpol kulimuriyude vathil adakkaruthu.
Mariya: Athenthina muthalali?

Muthalali: Nee kulikkumpol njan ethi nokkiyennu kochammayude parathi varathirikkana.

Love Marriage Joke
Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?

Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Makan: Acha, mashi valare vilayulla sadhanamano?

Achan: Alla, entha nee angane chodikkan?

Makan: Ente kaiyil ninnu mashikkuppi carpetil veenathinu ammayenthinaa pinne deshyappedunnathu?

Funny Joke
Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Housemaid Family Joke
Velakkari odivannu Binduvinodu: Chechee, de appurathe veettile moonu pennungal chernnu chechiyude ammayiammaye thallunnu! Odi vaa!

Bindu odi purathethi. Ammayiammaye ayalkkar thallunnathu nokkininnu.

Velakkari: Ayyo! Entha nokkinilkkunnathu? Vegam chennu sahayikku.

Bindu: O, ente sahaayamonnum vendenne. Avar moonuper thanne dharaalama.

Animal Joke
Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.

Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.

Achan: Enthu?

Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanennu!

Drinking Joke
Amma: Neeyinnale raathri kudichittu vannittu bodhamillathe varandayilla kidannurangiyathu!

Makan: Cheetha kootteketta amme ellattinum kaaranam. Aaru kuppi beer… Anchu koottukar… Anchuperum kudikkilla ennu vachal?

Achan Makan Mallu Joke
Makan: Oppidunnathinu pakaram achan enthinanu ente progress cardil viraladayalam pathichathu?

Achan: Ninakku kittiya mark anusarichu ninte achanu aksharabhyaasam undavan oru vazhiyumilla.

Onion Joke
Kochamma: Enna mooppichu pottumpol ulliyittu vazhattanamennu paranjittu neeyenthadee karichu kalanjathu?

Velakkari: Aa samyatha ulli thinnan ividathe saaru vannathu!

Daughter in Law Joke
Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!

Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Father Son Malayalam Joke
Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.

Makan: thank you acha

Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Drum Joke
Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?

Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Funny Lawyer Judge Malayalam Joke

Judji: Ningal ithinu munpu jailil poyittundo?
Prathi: illa emane?

Judji: Athinu karayunnathenthina? Ippo thanne ningale angottayachekkam.

Theft Joke
Judji: Thankal moshanam nadathiyo?

Prathi: nadathi your honour

Judji: Ningal enganeyaanu moshanam nadathiyathu?

Prathi: saarini ee vayasam kalathu athu padichittenthu cheyyana?

Judge and Accused Joke
Judji: Moshanathinu munpu ningal swantham bharyayeyum makkaleyum kurichu enthukondu orthilla?

Prathi: Orthu saar, pakshe kadayil purushanmarude vasthrangal mathrameyundayirunnullu.

Funny Lawyer Joke in Malayalam
Vakkeel parathikkariyodu: Veettinullile vasthukkalellam ingane valichuvaari erinjukidakkunnathu kandittum oru kallan veettil pravesichathayi thanikku manassilayille?

Parathikkari: Illa, njan dharichathu, ente bharthavu alakkithecha oru shirt nokkiyathayirikkumenna saar!

Judge and Court Joke in Malayalam
Judji prathiyode: Ningal oru kozhiye moshtichu ennullathu sariyano?
Prathi:Sariyanu
Judji: Ningalkku vakkeelanmar aarenkilumundo?
Prathi: Illa saar
Judji: Aareyenkilum erppadu cheyyano?
Prathi: Ayyo venda saar, ottakku thinnan vendiya njan kozhiye mottichathu!

Malayalam Judge Joke
Kodathiyil prathiye vistharikkunnathinide judge: Order, Order!
Prathi: Randu vada, oru masala dosa, oru kappi, pinne thanuthathenthenkilum…
Judge: Shut up…
Prathi: Athalla seven up!

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