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A man jumped into sea and never came out…. Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out… Tintumon after watching this concluded that: MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!
Tintu’s Temple Visit
Tintumon: The youth nowaday is getting Worse!! Friend: Y do u say that? Tintu: I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette from the Aarathi. I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA” professor: “i dont understand anything” tintumon: “same 2 you”
Sandwiches
One day tintumon went into a pub with his girlfriend Tintumol and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So they exchanged their sandwiches…!!
Similarity
Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…? Tintumon: They were all born on public holidays
New Boyfriend
Tintumon : My girl friend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boy friend. Appukuttan : Really bad.. what did u do?? Tintumon : I sent that pics to her dad :)
Teacher:What is the formula of water? Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O Teacher:What is this? Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
Mother!
Father to Tintumon: Why can you not think every woman as your mother? Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place? TintuMon: checkoslovakia. Teacher:Tell me the spelling… (kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon) Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!! my native place is GOA..
Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room. Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall. Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table, Tintumon : Who are you? The girl replied,”I am Baby and You??” Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!! :p
Dosa
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated Tintumon: Dosa
Tintumonoda kali
To be is to do(Socrates) To do is to be(Plato) To be or not to be(Shakespeare) Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
Sign Board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. He wrote “Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night . . tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: “Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!”
Tintumon’s Diary
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu. Aval oru poochedi thannu. 15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu. Aval oru book thannu. 16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu. Umma mathramalla……. uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu. Friend: oodikko?? Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
Red Beautiful
Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo? Tintumon: RED BEUTIFUL UNDERWEAR Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI
PTA meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow….. Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ? Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Traffic sign board
Teacher : entha classil ethan vaikiyathu? Tintumon: Traffic sign board kaaranam. Teacher : Enthu sign board? Tintumon : road side il ezuthi vachathu “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way. Tintumon caught the zebra and told: “panni track suit ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?”
Best husband
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant…. Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….” Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………” Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started……. Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal! Then, Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))
Maths Proof
Maths Proof Exam Qn: IF 2(l+b)=P; Prove that 4b=P. Tintumon : 2(l+b)=P 2(ell+b)=P 2(bone+b)=P taking ‘b’ comon 2b(one+1)=P 2b(2)=P 4b=P! Tintumonoda kali
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche? tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
Smart answer
Teacher asks !!! children what do u wish to in future? Vinod–I want to be doctor, Deepa–I want to be a good mother. Tintumon– want to help deepa.
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda Tintumon: “Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
Rome
Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’ Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’ Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’ Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.’
Tintumon attended bio practical exam. . Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. . Tintumon: I dont know. . Examiner: u fail. . Whats ur name ? . Tintumon: See my leg & tell.
Exam barcode
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil |||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||| Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi “Scratch gently to read the answer “
Girlfriend
Duttumon: “My girlfriend is an angel” Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum jeevanode undu”
Achanum thengum
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu. Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance: “Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money”
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