Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude

Achan: Ninte prayathil njanoru penkuttiyude mukhathupolum neramvannam nokkiyittilla. Bhaviyil ninakkum ingane ninte makanodu parayan pattanam…




Makan: Mukhathu nokki achaneppole ingane kallam parayan enikku pattilla acha.

Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu

Achan: Mone nee onninum purakilaavaruthu. Ottum naanam paadilla. Nee oru simhathinte kuttiyaanu.




Makan: Ente teacharum ithu thanne paranju.




Achan: Enthu?




Makan: Njan manushya santhathiyalla; etho janthuvinu janichathanen

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale

Prasavichu kidakkunna marumakale nokki ammayiamma: Kunjinte oru kaalinu neelam kuravaanallo!




Marumakal: Athu ningal otta oruthi kaaranama! Veettil oru kunjikkalu kaanane ennallayirunno ethu nerom ningalude prarthana?

Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum

Achan: Pareekshayil jayichalum thottalum njan ninakku bike vangitharum.




Makan: thank you acha




Achan: Jayichal pulsar, thottal m80, poyi meen vitto.

Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?

Anchu vayassulla makan: Acha, enikkoru chenda vangitharumo?




Achan: Ennittenthina. Aarkkum swaryam tharathirikkanalle?




Makan: Illacha ellarum urangi kazhnjitte njana chenda kottoo…

Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?

Makan: Amme, enneppole ezhuper lokathilundo?




Amma: Ninte achante kayyiliruppu vachanenkil ezhalla, ezhupathu per kaanum!

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu

Premichu vivaham kazhicha makanodu amma: Ninte bharya joliyonnum cheyyathe eppozhum TV kandirippanalloda?




Makan: Avalkku snehikkan mathrame ariyoo ennu njan paranjirunnathalle?

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanma

Veedu kollayadikkan ethiya kallanmar bedroomile kattilil ayale pidichu kettunnathu kandu paribhranthayaya yuvathi: Dayavayi addehathinu pakaram enne kettiyidoo,please…




Kallan: Aa vela manassilirikkatte. Njangale angane pattikkan nokkanda.




Yuvathi: Ayyo addeham ee veettile aalalla. Adutha veettiletha.

oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Makan: Pirivukar vannittundacha…

Achan: Enthinte pirivaa?

Makan: Swimming poolinte.

Achan: Ennnal oru bucket vellam koduthekkoo.

Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam

Ramu unclenodu: Arabikkadal niraye daivam uppuvellam nirachu vechathenthina mama?




Uncle: Whiskiyo brandiyo nirachu vachirunnenkil otta rathri kondu nammal muzhuvanum kudichu vattikkille… athu konda.

Kochamma velakkariyodu

Kochamma velakkariyodu: Edee pathrangal kazhukumpol idan upayogikkunna kayyura evide?




Velakkari: Athu paalil ittu vachittundu.




Kochamma: Athenthinadee?




Velakkari: Kochammayalle paranjathu nalla thairu undakkan paalil ura idanamemmu!

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu

Marumakal ammayi ammayodu: Ammakku enne there viswasamillenna thonnunnathu.




Ammayi amma: Angane parayathedi. Ninneyalathe njan vere aare viswasikkum?




Marumakal: Ennittano amma thannittu pokunna thakkolukal upayogichu veettile oru alamara polum thurakkan pattathathu.

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu

Karayunna anchu vayassukaranodu achan: Achan monoru kalippatam vangitharatte?




Makan: Venda… enikku camerayum MP3yumulla oru mobile set mathi.

Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal

Makan: Acha, Indiayil ettavum kooduthal durithamanubhavikkunnathu pradhana manthriyaano?




Achan: Neeyentha angane chodichathu?




Makan: Pradhana manthriyude durithaswasa nidhiyilekku sambhavana cheyyuka ennu eppozhum pathrathil kaanam. Athukondu chodichatha…

Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal

Achan Makanodu: Ithavana koodi pareekshakku thottal pinne neeyenne acha ennu vilichekkaruthu…




Makan: Sariyacha

Result vanna sesham achan: Enganeyundu, vallathinum passayo?




Makan: Sorry aliyaa, ettu vishayathil ettum potti.

Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo

Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?

Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…

Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting

Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting panikku vannathaanu oru sardar. Vaikunneram pani kazhimhu pokumbol Sardar : " Malik muje paisa chahiye." Ithu ketta Hindi athra ariyaaththa Koyakka : " Baai ...hamara thumara IDAPAADU nahi hei.. thum thumaraa muthalaaliyodu chodikku.."

Kandappol parayan madi. Vilikkanum chammal.

Kandappol parayan madi.
Vilikkanum chammal.
Athinalanu e msg. No ennu parayaruthu.

Njan oru "LIFEBOY" vaangithannal kulikkamo!!!

Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- Vannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU <

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU

POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3,

AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE

JANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS

Njan ende kamukiyodu parayum

Njan ende kamukiyodu parayum ne marichal njan jeevichirikkilla but njan ninnodu parayum njan jeevichirikkumbol ninakkonnum sambavikkilla b coz u r my good friend

istamano allayo ennu enikku

istamano allayo ennu enikku ipol ariyanam kure kalam njan kathirunnu,
parayu
ishtamano ninakku
chakka puzhungiyath.

Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!! 

Ninte hridayam pole. Ninte manassu pole

Ninte hridayam pole…. Ninte manassu pole Ninte Thala pole Ee SMS ilum kaaryamai onnum illa..

Njan avale nokki I love u paranju

Jan.1- njan avale nokki. Feb.1- aval ennayum noki. Mar.1- njan I love u paranju. Pinneedu avalum paranju I love u. but calender nokkiappol “april 1″

“Njan Oru kazhutha aanu”

Read dis slowly “Njan Oru kazhutha aanu” Onu koodi vayikkoo. “Njan Oru kazutha aanu” entoru anusarana Assal kazutha thanne!

Adhyathe Kanmani Pennayirikanam

Husband: Adhyathe Kanmani Pennayirikanam. Wife: Venda, Aanayirikkanam. Amayiamma: Enthayalum Vendilla ,Ente makante aayirikkanam !!

Ente Priya Kootukaran aakuvan Vendi

Ente Priya Kootukaran aakuvan Vendi Ninne Bhumiyilekku Srishtichayacha aa Daivathodu ore oru Vakku. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “KOLA CHATHI AAYIPPOYI”

Samayam Undekil Vaa…

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ? ? ? ? Samayam Undekil Vaa… Namukk Pujyam Vetti Kalikam. .!

Ellaarkum sukam thanne alle?

Ninte APPAN Ninte APPUPAN Ninte AMMUMMA Ninte AMMA Ninte AMMAYEE Ninte AMMAVAN Pinne ninakkum ellaarkum sukam thanne alle?

Poovaayi viriyunna Manasu pole

Poovaayi viriyunna Manasu pole Maduramayi viriyunna Swapnam pole Ethra kandalum madivaratha samudram pole ennum kaathu vekkam nammude sneham

Akaluvan Vayya Nin Hridayathil Ninnenik

Akaluvan Vayya Nin Hridayathil Ninnenik Ethu Swargam Labhichalum, Ninnathmavil Veenu Poliyunna Naalanente ‘SWARGAM’

Tholkkuka Snehathinu Munnil Mathram!

Chirikkuka Ellaypozhum, Karayuka aarum kanathe, Snehikkuka Onnum Agrahikathe, kshamikkuka Jeevidavasanam vare, Tholkkuka Snehathinu Munnil Mathram!

Pranayathinte naalukalil hridhayathinde

Pranayathinte naalukalil hridhayathinde vedanakal njan arinjilla. Ennal ninne kanatha nimisham muthal njan aa vedanakal ariyan thudangi !

Venal mazhakal iniyum peyyum

Venal mazhakal iniyum peyyum, nilavum nishaagandhiyum iniyum pozhiyum. manjuthulliyekal lolamaya nammude ‘PRANAYAM’ orikalum piriyathirikate.

Ishtamayirunnu Orupad Orupad

Ishtamayirunnu Orupad Orupad Snehichirunnu njan Athmarthamayi Pakshe Orikalum Arinjilla Nee Ente Pranayam!

Vaikiyethum Vasantham Pol

Vaikiyethum Vasantham Pol Vaikiyethum Snehavum Arinju Varumpozhekkum Nerthoru Punchiri Thannu Manjirikum Ormayilennum Sugamulla Oru Novayi Nee.

Jeevitham panineerchedi poleyanu

Jeevitham panineerchedi poleyanu. Mullum, Poovum kaanam! Mullu kandu bayakkaruthu! Poovu kandu mohichu pokukayumaruthu! Good morning !