Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

cheyyatha karyathinu enne shikshikkumo

tintu: cheyyatha karyathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?
tchr: orikkalumilla. tintumon karyam parayu
tintu: njan homework cheythitilla teacher.

Makale Ninaku Enthu Varam Venam?

Krishnan : Makale Ninaku Enthu Varam Venam?

Njan : Ee Sms Vayikkunnayal Ennum Ennodoppam Venam.

Krishnan : Makale, Kurishinte Dept. Karthavinanu
Enikkalla....

njan oru padu mohichu.ente jeevithathileku

njan oru padu mohichu.ente jeevithathileku nine kuttanamennu karuthi ninte shariram mathrmalla, njan mohichathennu iniengilum manasilakkuka"SOLAMAN paranju.....Anuradha Menon ezhuthunna eattavum puthiya novel "ALUVA PUZHA PINNEIYUM OZHUKI "KERALAKAUMUDI azhicha pathippil

Kazhinja elactionekurichu eanthanu

Jintappan: Kazhinja elactionekurichu eanthanu ninte abhiprayam??

Tintu:Kazhinja electionil UDF Dayaneeyamayi Vijayichu eannum LDF Vijayakaramayi thottu eannum parayam..!!

Vaakyathill prayogikkuka … “MANAPRAYAASAM”

y Teacher: Vaakyathill prayogikkuka … “MANAPRAYAASAM”

Tintu: Unni Namboothiriyude “MANA PRAYAASAM” Koodaathe JCB Polichu maatti….!

Veruthe parayallato cooling glass

Ha ha ha..
Ha ha ha..
Aiyyo.;:

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"O-O"..____
"(..)" )?
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Veruthe parayallato cooling glass vechal ninak odukathe glamouranu.

Evide Nammalarum Onnumalla

Evide Nammalarum Onnumalla Aliya! Oru Urumb vicharichal ninte kundiyil kadikkam!! Nee alla ninte 'appooppan' vicharichalum urumbinte kundiyil kadikan pattila

dundu ninakke aare kamukimar

dundu ninakke aare kamukimar undennathu nerano
tin2 eda, bandangal swarnam poleyane ethrayere undo atrayere samthosham

what is the diference between files and piles

what is the diference between files and piles
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simple.
files- irunnu nokkanam
piles- nokki irikkanam

enthinane penkuttikal kuniyumbol

enthinane penkuttikal kuniyumbol nenjil kai pidikkunnathe?
athariyan thazhekku nokkoo
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daa ithupolulla koothara nottam ozhivakkan

aarane indiayile ettavum valiya bhagyavan? .

aarane indiayile ettavum valiya bhagyavan?
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simple.
kanimozhiyude hus.
pattu pathinanju kodiyum kitty,
bharya jayililum aayi
bhagyavan.

Urangalle urangalle.. i want to pray for U

Urangalle urangalle..

i want to pray for U

''ente daivame, plz ee MSG vayikunavare innu katillil ninnu urutti idane!!
Ini
Urangiko...

mino minmino minmino mino mino

Read this fast

mino minmino minmino mino mino minmino mino

ok
stop

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Congratulation.

U r
selctd

to work in
fish market

shaan

teacher ramuvinte munpilekku kalu vechu koduthu

teacher ramuvinte munpilekku kalu vechu koduthu.
Ramu kalil mellemellea thalodi.chundorasi pinnea cheriya oru kadi.
Ramu:mhea teacharea chikkan kalu kidilan.

illa ennu thonnumbol mathramanu dukham

illa ennu thonnumbol mathramanu dukham varunnathu....vanghikan kittiyrunnangil vanghamairunnu..pakshea kittillallo.
Nintea thalachorinte karyamaa ithu

Aval enne thirinju nokki.... Njanum avale noki...

Aval enne thirinju nokki....

Njanum avale noki...

Aval pinneyum nokki...

njanum avale nokki..

oru karyam manassilayi..

2 perkkum..

examile answer ariyilla...

Eniku kalyanam akuvan pokunnu njan

Girl: Eniku kalyanam akuvan pokunnu njan thanna love letters thirichu tharanam(ingane oru pennu paranjal anungalude reaction)

THRISUR: Enne pirinju pokalle plz

KOLLAM: Nee illenkil njan marikkum

IDUKY: ninte ormakayi njan vechirikum

KASARAGOD:
Eniku enthenkilum tharu plz

But...

TERROR TRIVANDRUM BOYS:
"Yai.!.
Itha ee bagil irikunna love lettersil ninnum Nintethu ethanennu kandupidichu edutho"

TVM... BOYS ALWAYS ROCKZZZ...!

Jeevidhathil vijayikkunnavar churukkam

Jeevidhathil vijayikkunnavar
churukkam chilar aayirikkum
avarude vijayam avarude
adharaghalile punjiriyum
nisabhdhathayum aayirikkum
andhennal punjiri presnaghale
ellyandakkanu nibhdhatha presnaghalum

Kurudante bharyaye chevi kelkatha

Oru chodyam: Kurudante
bharyaye chevi kelkatha oral
thatti kondupoyi.
Ithu kanda oomayaya oral
kurudane ithengane
ariyikum? Bhudhi undengil marupadi ayakku..
Ans enk arrila plz tell me the answer

15 Varshangalkku munpe oru BONDAyude

15 Varshangalkku munpe oru BONDAyude vila verum 10 paisa....! Oru phone callinu 4 rupa..!
pakshe ippol oru callinu 10 paisa...Oru BONDAkku 5 pupa.....!1 yennalum BONDA poya oru pokke:):)

Tintumon prepare for an english exam.

Tintumon prepare for an english exam.
He had studied only one essy about "friend"
But 4 the exam essay about "father".so he replaced friend with word father.
and it read.........
I AM VERY FATHERLY PERSON.I HAVE LOT OF FATHERS.SOME OF MY FATHERS R MALE AND SOME R FEMALE.MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.........

Udu thuni illathavan kuda choodi nilkunnu

1 question
" Udu thuni illathavan kuda choodi nilkunnu"
Answer parayoo?
enthu clue venamenno?
ok, 'neela thil nilkunna sadhanam'.
Answer vegam paryoo?

Ayyee... athalla
Enthu veendum clue..?
ok, 'athu nammalkku urunda sadhanam tharum'

vegam parayoo.....
Ayya ayyeee..... athumalla
veendum thetichu

Answ: THENGU

hi hi hi hi hi thamashaaaaaaa

hi hi hi hi hi thamashaaaaaaa

TV YIL BRAZILINTE FOOTBALL

TV YIL BRAZILINTE FOOTBALL MATCH PETTANNU ORU GOAL

PINKY: CHETTA ARAA A GOAL ADICHATHU?

TINTU:ADHU PELAYADIMOLE!

PINKY SHOCKS TINTU ROCK's

PANDU NEE 10CLASSILE PADIKKUMBOL

PANDU NEE 10CLASSILE PADIKKUMBOL HEAD MASTER NAMMODU INDIANTEA PADAKA VANGI KOTTU VARAN PARANJU.... NJANUM NEEYUM SAIDALVINTEA KADAYILE POYI.... SAIDALAVIKA PADAKA THANNA POLE NEE CHODICHU..................................
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SAIDALVYAKAAAAAA......VERAAA COLOUR ELLAAAAAAAAA...............................

Innu ravile muthal oruthan miscal

Tintumon:Innu ravile muthal oruthan miscal adikkunnu.
Frnd:Aara
Tintu:BATTERY LOW ennanu avante peru kanikunnathu, Njan Edukumbol Cuttakkum

Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?

Njan eppol vilichalum nee busy aanallo?
Aaroda ithrayum adhikam samsarikkunnath?
Free aakumbol enkilum oru miss call tharanam

Tinumon sent to Customer Care

Comedy Raja Tintumon Kee Jay......

Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan

Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan
prarthichu kidannoloo.
But,
Athoru sheelamaakkanda,
Kaaranam enikku ennum
varaan pattiyillenkilo?
Gud nite

mohanlaline ippol fans illa.

mohanlaline ippol fans illa.
mamoottykke fans illa.
ippol ella malayalikalum oru kudakkeezhil.
ellavarkkum ore swaram .
rethi chechi kee jai

club FM-lek vilichitu tintumon :

club FM-lek vilichitu tintumon :
"hallo,eniku Rs 6000 adangiya oru purse kalanju kitiyitund,athil Rajappan,ottappalam enna address undu.."
RJ:"gud boy,ningale pole mathruka kanikunnavareyanu nammude nadinavashyam,
Tintu:"mole chakkare...njan vilichath e Rajappanu vendi oru sad song dedicate cheyyanaa.!..

Kazhinja Thavana "Aval" Ee Boomiyil vannapol

Kazhinja Thavana "Aval" Ee Boomiyil vannapol Sweekarikan Nammal undayirunila....!

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Ee Thirichuvaravilum.., Sweekarikkan Nammal poyillenkil athoru theera Nashtamavum...

Ee Janmathil Nikathanavatha Theeranashtam..

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Ee thirichuvaravu
Aagoshamaku....,

Njoy...!

"Rathinirvedam."

By..,

"Rathichechi Fans Association."

Paayale vida, Pooppale vida,

Do you want your face to be clean, shining, an do no dust stick on it ?

Then apply.....

"Apex Ultima !!"

"Paayale vida, Pooppale vida, Ennanekum vida...."

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM

muri beediku vendi karanja BALYAM..."""
Swanthamayi cigerett vangi valichu thudangiya ...."" KAUMARAM:::""
Qurateril thudangi full vare ottaku kazhicha
yauvanam''''""
barinu munpil kidannurngunna ...VARDHAKYAM""""
Oduvil...aarodum parayathe oru Bevaraginu munpil
MARANAM...""
ITHALLE,ALIYAA
JEEVITHAM

i am Tin2monte veetil oru poocha vannethi.

i am Tin2monte veetil oru poocha vannethi.
shalyam sahikanaavathe tin2 poochaye veedinu purathitu. poocha thirichethi.

tin2 poochaye kure doore kondittu.

...tin2 veetilethiyapozhekum poochayum veedu kandu pidichu vannu.

Pinneyum poochaye kure doore konditu.

Ennittu ammaye phonil vilichu.

amme... poocha veetilethiyo..?
amma: ethi
tin2:enkhil aa naayinte monodu ivide vannu enne kondu povaan para.

eniku vazhiyariyilla.

ninnodu veetile calling bell shariyakan

owner : ninnodu veetile calling bell shariyakan varaan paranjitu..?

sasi : njan avide vannu. 10 thavana bell adich,. areyum kandilla. thirichu ingu ponnu...

chandran'il vellam maatramalla,

chandran'il vellam maatramalla,
thimingalam,kadalaama,sraavu, tudangiya jeevikal ullathayi kandethi.
-ISRO.

ISRO'yku ariyillallo
ROCKET arabikadalilanu veenathenu
-NASA.

tintu mon achante mumbil vechu

tintu mon achante mumbil vechu cigratte velikkunnu.

achan:enthada achante mumbil ninnanoooo cigatte velikkunnath.

tintu:achanetha petrol pumpooooooo????

parayanullathu parayenda samayathu

parayanullathu
parayenda samayathu
paranhillenkil
parayanullathum
parayanakilla
so
parayanullathu ippo
parayanam............

Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............

Brandy Kudikkan Ottum Thonnunnilla............

Pakshey Kuppiyilekku Nokkumbol.........

Brandy Companiyiley Panikkar........

Avarude Kudumbam...

Avarude Makkal.................
Kuppi Nirmana Thozhilalikal.....

Kuppi Perukki Jeevikkunnavar....

Achaar Companiyile Jeevanakkar...

Ivareyellam Kannuneer Kuduppichittu enthu Nedaan....

So...CHEERS.......

oru girl Boy'ye chathikkumpol

oru girl Boy'ye chathikkumpol Avan suicide cheyyunnu..,angane girl oru jeevan nashtappeduthunnu.
Ennal oru Boy girl'ne chathikkumpol oru kunju janikkunnu.... Angane boy oru jeevan nalkunnu....!!!
NOTE:Boys eppozhum hridayam ullavaranu.