Tintumon was repeatly buying movie tickets

Tintumon was repeatly buying movie tickets..finaly the ticket seller asked why?

Tintumon:One stupid standing near the door and tearing my tickets.

Tintu saw pinki and lovd her

Thrilling family story..
mom,dad & tintumon(hero)

Tintu saw pinki and lovd her fortunately she comes opposite to his house

love proposed..

love goes smoothly...

One day dady saw tintumon with pinki..

Daddy: Who's that girl..?

Tintu: I lov that girl & i will marry her..!

Daddy shocked

(Climax)

Daddy: Imposible, she is ur sister..U can't marry her...!

Tintu shocked

(TWIST IN STORY)

Mom: Don't worry tintu, I will arrange ur marriage...
"u r not ur dad's son...!"

Now Dad shocked...!

END.

Tintumon: I am Tintumon..!

Busil kayariya madhaamma tintumonte kalil ariyathe chavitti.

Madhaamma: I am sorry.
Tintumon: I am Tintumon..!

Tintumon : Percentage (%) pole irikkum

Teacher: Penkuttikal poonul dharichal engane irikum..?


Tintumon: Percentage (%) pole irikkum.

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.

Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?

patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma

onumkudy ninda vallumma

Ennaal , KISS Cheyyunnavan ??

Kollunnavan KILLER

Chadunnavan JUMPER

Paattukaaran SINGER

Adikkunnavan FIGHTER

Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??

"UMMER"

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

You hav to aim90% marks

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Ammuma:Undallo.

Officer:Kinarundo?

Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aay

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

URUMB falls in love

URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.Next day AANA died.Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?

Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Dats the magic of our relation

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...

Why? Dats the magic of our relation

Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjottey..??




GOOD NIGHT

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth, Marannaal Orkkaruth, Orthaal karayaruth. Karanjaal aarum kaanaruth..

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?Koran: njana
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??






athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers. He saw a mouse dancing.Tiger asked how dare u come here!!!!
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"

Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film: "Shoonyam..."

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Pranayam thengayanu!

Athinte vellam kudikkan valare nallathanu!

Currykalil cherthal nalla ruchiyumanu.

Bt thalayil veenaal,jeevitham KONJATA.

:-D be carefull!!

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Orikal ninte schoolinte varandayiloode

Orikal ninte schoolinte varandayiloode nee nadannu neengunna nimisham,

Orupadu chirichu kalichathum,

Sneham poovittathum orthu ninte hridhayam veruthe onnu pidakkum..

Randu thulli kanneerinte nanavode nee ninte classine thirayum,

Classile oro benchukalum nee thirichariyum,

Hridhayam keeri muricha vedanayil nee ninte friendsine orkkum.

Appol ninte manassu manthrikkum, varshangal kazhinjum,

"Ithayirunnu ente swargam"..

Good Night

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Othiri snehathode Orayiram Vishu Asamsakal

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
"Vishu Asamsakal"

Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal

Orupidi konapoovum
Vishu kaniyum
Vishu kainetavumayi
Veendum Meda masam pularunu
Samrithiyudeyum santhoshathinteyum
snehathinteyum pradekamaya
"Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal"

Happy Vishu 2010 Asamsakal

Manassilundavatte gramathin
Vishudhiyum manavum
Mamathayaum ithiri konnappoovum.
Vishu Kaniyum, Vishu kaineetavum, kali chiriyum ayi
Oru Vishu koodi
Happy Vishu 2009 Asamsakal

hridayathil ninnum Vishu asamsakal

Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Women 's Day Malayalam Sms

Practice makes
Man Perfect..

Appo Woman.?

?

?

Any Guess.??

Woman is Born Perfect.
Girls Rock…
Happy Women’s Day…..

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