tintumon jokes stories in malayalam

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”









Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “









FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “







tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…









Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?











Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”

The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”

The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”











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Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam










English teacher:”a beautiful young girl is walking down the road”, change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon:”aliya!!! charak ponnu da!!!”











Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.

Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”

Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”

Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”













Tintumon: Appooppa “condom” ennal entha?

Appooppan: Podaa..
poyirunnu padikku: Enik onnum ariyilla.

Titntumon: Athupara.. chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!











teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”