Happy New Year 2012 SMS Greeting Messages quotes

Hi,
Adutha maasam
njan povukayanu,


Ini orikkalum varilla...


Ennennekkumayi yathra parayunnu...


Avasanamayi onnu chodichottae..


Ishtamayirunno Ennae..?






SNEHATHODE...
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"2011"




Welcome "2012"






Happy New Year




I'm The First Person Wishing You
Happy New Year

Ayudha Puja pooja vaipu Durgashtami Mahanavami Greetings

"Om Aim Kleeng Saum Saraswatiya Namaha "

*****Happy Saraswati Pooja*****

Tintumon tintu homework teepati pooja

Sir: entha homework cheyatath? Tintumon: curnt ilayrnu. Sir: crnt ilenkil mezhukutiri
upayogikanam. Tintu: teepati pooja muriyil ayrnu. Sir: atenta pooja muriyil poi teepati
edutal? Tintu: kulikaate enganeya pooja muriyil
kerunath? Sir: enthukonda kulikaatath? Tintu: tank il vellamilayirunu sir. Sir: athenta tankil vellam pump
cheyaathath? Tintu: athaleda m#!$e adyame
paranjath, crnt ilayrunanne!!

Pottanu sukhumaran nalkiya pearu " Prithvi

Sir:vakyathel prayogekuka "nalkiya"
Tintu:so simple
"Pattinu lokam
nalkiya pearu
Kalyan silks" "Pottanu sukhumaran nalkiya pearu "
Prithvi
raj

PRITHVIRAJ NEXT MOHANLAL

PRITHVIRAJ NEXT MOHANLAL PRITHVIRAJ NEXT
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. . FOR MORE MALAYALAM JOKES SMS
"JADARAJ" SPACE "SUXXX" TO 009

moviesof PRITHVIRAJ bcoz dis will comeunder suicide act

Notice frm LIC V will not pay money 4 policy holders
those who die after watching d movies
of PRITHVIRAJ bcoz dis will come
under suicide act

Prithviraj in hospital ICU Mallika

Prithviraj in hospital ICU Mallika :Nalla paniyum virayalum
Dr:Engane sambavichu? Mallika -
BODYGUARD varukayalle..
PEDICHITTA

Rajappan missing !! Petnames -Rayappan, Rayoottan,

******WANTED***** Missing after the
opening show of
CALENDAR 6 feet
Full make-up
Face: Like a Big "PADAVALANGA"
Place- Australia/ Trivandrum Dress - Ladies petticoat
Voice - "VELLI" in throat during
shouting
Facial expressions - Like persons got
electric shock
Talking - Always like a drunkard Petnames -Rayappan, Rayoottan,
Jadathendi Fathers - Two known
(Sukumaran &
Jagathy)
Addicted to - Lesbians kandu
kittunnavar ettavum aduthulla mental hospitatil report
cheyyendathaanu

PRITHVIRAJ & VINAYAN GOING ON A BIKE...

PRITHVIRAJ&VINAYAN GOING ON A
BIKE...
PETTANNORU ACCIDENT RAND PERUM
KOKKAYIL VEENU...
AARU RAKSHAPEDUM...?????????????
GUESS.???????? GUESS..........???????? TOTAL MALAYALAM FILM INDUSTRY

Raayappan the superstar funny messages

Plz stop forwarding funny msgs about
PRITHVIRAJ. He is a great and brilliant
actor. An upcoming superstar. He is
also a universal actor. He is a nice
person. frwrd this msg to atleast 15
people and save my life.. > by PRITHVIRAJ
(Raayappan the
superstar) 0

Tintumon: curnt ilayrnu. Sir: crnt ilenkil mezhukutiri

Sir: entha homework cheyatath? Tintumon: curnt ilayrnu. Sir: crnt ilenkil mezhukutiri
upayogikanam. Tintu: teepati pooja muriyil ayrnu. Sir: atenta pooja muriyil poi teepati
edutal? Tintu: kulikaate enganeya pooja muriyil
kerunath? Sir: enthukonda kulikaatath? Tintu: tank il vellamilayirunu sir. Sir: athenta tankil vellam pump
cheyaathath? Tintu: athaleda m#!$e adyame
paranjath, crnt ilayrunanne!!

Supriya menon olichodi...

Supriya menon olichodi...
Prithviraj Stationil: 'Sir yente Bharya
Olichodi.!'
S.I Tintumon : "Thante Padamo
Odunilla... Bharya yenkilum
Oodattedo!!!"

Thirakkilaano? Disturb Cheyyunnathil Sorry.

Thirakkilaano?
Disturb Cheyyunnathil
Sorry.
Oru Samshayam
Chothikaanaa...
Vaikom Muhamad Basheerinte
"MATHILUKAL"
Hollow briks aano
Atho
Vettukallaano!

Nammal nadanna vazhiyil innale mazha peythirunnu

"Nammal nadanna vazhiyil innale mazha peythirunnu.."
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innum Mazha peythirunnu..
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"Naleyum mazha peyyum..
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Mazhakalamalle.. anganoke undavum..!!

Arinjo vodafone parasyathile dog chathu..

Arinjo vodafone parasyathile dog chathu..
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So be careful!
Avar puthiya dogine anwesikkunnundu!
Athikam purathirangi nadakkanda..!;-);-)

Aareyo marakan vendiya vellamadichath. Aaranennu orma varunnilla.

Vellamadichitu Tin2 karayan thudangi
Frnd:Entha,enthu patti ?
Ti2N:aasham! Aareyo marakan vendiya vellamadichath. Aaranennu orma varunnilla.

Engane Clasil kayarumennu alojikumbol, karagan kondupoyi kayyile cash kalanjavan

Engane Clasil
kayarumennu alojikumbol,
karagan kondupoyi kayyile
cash kalanjavan
FrnD..
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Veetilirunnu
boradikkumbol,Moblil vilichu sinimak kondu poyavan
FrnD..
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Engane xam ezhuthum
ennu alojikumbol,copy adikan
padipichu thannavan FrnD..!
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Oduvil snehicha pennum
upekshichapol,"Vittu kala Machoo,Namuk avalude
aniyathiye nokkam"ennu
paranjavan
frnd..
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Chettatharangal cheythu
koottan frndsinte jeevitham
pinneyum baki..
fRiEnDs 4vr.

Maths magic: Oru sangya manasil karutuka Add10

Maths magic:
Oru sangya manasil karutuka
Add10
Multiply by10
Mins5
Oru Answer
kitiyille?Press dwn
Kitum
Kitanam
Kitathirikilla!
Athanu MATHS.    ...Good evng..

Just imagine Ningalk frnd illathayal.

Just imagine Ningalk frnd illathayal...??
-aarude koode adikoodum...?
-ishtapeta paatu padi padi aare boradipikkum..?
-puthiya dress ittal 'enganeyund' ennu aarodu chodikum..?
-ninte  viseshangal aarodu parayum..?
-santhosham varumbol aarumay party nadathum..?
-sankadam varumbol aarude munpil pottikarayum..?
-nissara karyangalk aarumayi bahalamundakkum..?
Orkan vayya.. alle...?
So don't Miss ur any Friends.....
Love & Love ur Frnds Always..
Gdnt..

tintumonte sakala controlum poyi,

Sujatha aunty kaalu munilleku vachu koduthapol , tintumonte sakala controlum poyi,
tintumon aa thudayil avante chundukal urasi, pinne pathuke kadichu...
" Kadichu parik tintumonee" aunty paranju..
Tintumon melle kaalil nakki..
Pinne kaalil aanju kadichu, enit paranju
auntyyy...
"CHICKEN SUPER"..

Iniyoru janmamundenkil njan ninte hridayamayi pirakkan agrahikkunnu

' Iniyoru janmamundenkil njan ninte hridayamayi pirakkan agrahikkunnu. Karanam athinte thudippukal ennum ninaku@vendi ayirikumallo..'   "my dear friend" " Gud mrng

Girl: Nammude vivaham nadakkumo? Tintu: Veettukar sammathichal

Girl: Nammude vivaham nadakkumo?
Tintu: Veettukar sammathichal
Girl: Veettil arokkeyund..?
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Tintu: "Bharyayum 2 kuttikalum.."

Sarkara Varatti Cheru Pazham Payasam Upperi PONNONASHAMSAKAL

Sarkara Varatti
Δ Δ Δ Δ Δ Δ
Payasam
l""l )
l__l
Cheru Pazham
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Upperi
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*~PONNONASHAMSAKAL~*

H. Honey bee A. Admiral P. Port rum P. Pea black Y. Yanki

H. Honey bee
A. Admiral
P. Port rum
P. Pea black
Y. Yanki
O. Old cask
N. Nepolian
A. Aristocrat
M. Mc dowels
ella kudiyanmarkum adv.happy onam.
Lets Enjoy it

Premicha pennu piriyumpozhum

Premicha pennu piriyumpozhum,
Fix cheytha kalyanam nadakathirikumpozhum undakunnathinekkal valiya vedanayanu
Biscut chaayayil  mukki edukumbol veezunnad...

njn accidentil marichennu

Kurach nalukalk shesham Oru divasam rathri 12 maniku njan ninte veetil kayari varunnu.
Veetil vere aarumilla. Njan vannapol current poyi.
Appol nammal randuperum terrassil poyirunnu pazhaya karyangl samsarichu kondirikuvanu.
Pettennu thazhe landphone ring cheyyunnu.
Udane nee mathram candle kathichukondu poyi phone eduthu.
Phonil ente veettukar,avar parayunnu..
" njn accidentil marichennu" Nee pinne mukalileku varumo??Plz Reply fast

Oruvattam Thummiyal Orkkuka Ninne Aaro Orkkunnu

Oruvattam
Thummiyal
Orkkuka
Ninne Aaro Orkkunnu
2vattam
Thummiyal
Ninne
Aaro
Agrahikkunnu
Palavattam
Thummiyalo?
Pedikkenda                                 
H1 N1 thanne!        Ha ha

pinangi.Nale njan chodikila. karanam ninak ishtamillenkil.

Innale chodichappol nee ozhinju maari.Innu chodichapol pinangi.Nale njan chodikila.
karanam ninak ishtamillenkil.
Nee kulikanda....:-)

Ente kannukale bhadhramayi sookshikkane

Love story :
Oru boy oru kannu kaanatha pennine snehichu..
Oru divasam aval chodhichu.,
"Nee enne kaiyozhiyillallo"?
Appol avan paranju..
Theerchayayum illa., njan ninne kalyanam kazhikkam.. Promise.
Kure divasam kazhinjappol avalk operation cheythu kazhcha vannu..
Appol avan chodhichu.,
namukku kalyanam kazhikkam.?
Aval avane nokiyappol avanum 2 kannukalum illa...
Udane aval paranju.,
"njan ninnekalyanam  kazhikkilla,
kazhcha illatha ninne eniku venda..."
avan nadannu neengi
kurachu dhooram poyit avan thirinju ninnu kond avalodu paranju...
"Ente kannukale bhadhramayi sookshikkane"...

Please Give Me A Nice Husband

21year GIRL asking 2 God
"Please Give Me A Nice Husband"
God : SORRY
Already 10 Billion girls Waiting  for "BIJU"
Easwara Edit Cheyyunnavan CHORA THUPPI chaakum..!!!

LALLETAN MAMOOTY RAJANI SURYA VIJAY AJITH VIKRAM ASIN THRISHA

Ningal  arude FAN ENNU KANDU PIDIKKAM
oru number(1to9) manasila vichariku
Enite 'x 3' cheyyu,
Enite + 3,
Veendum x 3.
appo 2 digit number kittum..
athu rendineyum  ' + ' Cheyyuga.
.1.LALLETAN
.2.MAMOOTY
.3.RAJANI
.4.SURYA
.5.VIJAY
.6.AJITH
.7.VIKRAM
.8.ASIN
.9.'BIJU"
.10.THRISHA

Ormakalil souhrudham oru thanutha mazhayanu

Ormakalil souhrudham
oru
thanutha mazhayanu..
Aa mazhayile velli_noolaayi misscallukal, aalipazham pole msgukal,
mazhayathe mazhavillu pole chila callukal..
namukkidayile ee nalla souhrida  mazha orikkalum peithu thorathirikkatte.
Ormakal maayathirikkatte.
Good n8

Nammal Bike-il Pokumbol Oru Puli Mumbil Chadiyal Enth Cheyum?

Teacher:
Nammal Bike-il Pokumbol Oru Puli Mumbil Chadiyal Enth Cheyum?
Tintumon:
"NAMMALO..!
ATHUM BIKE-il??"
Kelaviyude Poothi Kollamallo..!

Ravile muthal evide waite cheythirikuva.

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Ravile muthal evide waite cheythirikuva.
Busino  trainino alla.
ninte 1 SMS nu vendi...
Good Evening !!!

OBAMA Indiayil vannapol ente veetil vannilla..

OBAMA Indiayil vannapol ente veetil vannilla.. U know Y ??
Y ??
Simple.!
Njan AMERICAku poyappo pullikarante veettileku poyilla...
Pidivashikarana.:-P

Kai Niraye Pookkalum Veedu niraye Aiswaryavum

Kai Niraye Pookkalum Veedu niraye Aiswaryavum manasu Niraye snehavumayi
Orthirikkan...
Omanikkan..
Oru
Onakkalam koodi
Odiyethi
Othiri snehathode
"ONASAMSAKAL"u&ur family

Aishwaryathinteyum nanmayudeyum nairmalyathinteyum

Aishwaryathinteyum nanmayudeyum nairmalyathinteyum pratheekamaya thumbappookkal mavelithamburane varavelkunna e sudinangalil ...
Ente priya suhruthinu orayiram onashamsakal nerunnu. "HAPPY ONAM"

Prithviraj daivame kuzhanjallo

Sayippu: how many miles to sabarimala?
Prithviraj: daivame kuzhanjallo.? aa!! "THERE IS No 'MayileS' ONLY PULEES AND KADUVAAS..
Mayil IS THE PALANI"
gud noon...

Happy ramzan 2011

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Advance wishes
"HAPPY RAMZAN"

Chandranil vellamund... NASA

Chandranil vellamund... NASA,
Prthviraj suddenly writte a letter to nasa
"MCR mund lalettan,
Udayam mund mammooka,
Ramraj mund jayaram...
chandranile vellamundinu enne ambasider aakanam..
njanum oru super staraaa..

Onam Greetings 2011 Quotes Messages Collection

Malayalamsms.in Wish u and ur family a happy and prosperous Onam !!!

നിങ്ങള്‍ മലയാളികള്‍ ആണോ ഏന്നാല്‍ നിങ്ങള്‍ക്കായ്‌ ഇതാ ഒരു മലയാളം SMS ഗ്രുപ്പ് . തീര്‍ച്ചയായും മലയാളികള്‍ ജോയിന്‍ ചെയ്യണം

http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/malayalamsmsin

Santhoshavum Samadhanavum Aiswaryavum niranja Oru nalla ONAM aasamsikkunnu Ella malayalikalkum Ente Hridhayam Niranja ONASAMSAKAL

Keraliya Thanima Thottunarthunna,Malayalikalude Hridhayathe Pokalam Kondu Theerkunna Navil Ruchiyeriya Vibhavangalumayi Ee Ponnonathe Namukku Varavelkam
HAPPY ONAM

Oro poovilum,
Oro thalirilum,
Oro manassilum vasantham vidarthi kondu veendumoru onam koodi.
HAPPY ONAM

Thumpa poo poothu nilkunna naattu vazikalil ormakalumai veendum oru ponnonam vannethi...Iswaryathinteyum, sambalsamrudhiyudeyum onashamsal...

manasil orayiram snehasparsavum mizhiyil orayiram pratheekshakalum
kayyil oru pidi varnapookalum
meyyil puthu varnakkodiyum
mudiyil mulam mullappokkalum
veedumoru ponnonam koodi
ninakkay............
iniyoru chingam pularum vare
puthiya pratheekshakal nirayum vare
santhoshathinte, snehathinte, samrithiyude , pratheekashyude
nira kathirukalaavatte varum nalukal

varnasobhayarna pookalangalum,engo maanjhupoya povilikalum,manasil orayiram snehasparsavum othiningiya matoru onam koodi vannethiya ee nimishathil santhoshasamridhamaaya "onaasamsakal"

oro poovilum,
oro thalirilum,
oro manasilum,
vasantham
vidarthikondu
veendumoru
ONAM
JUST 14 DAYS, ITHINK,IAM FRIST WISHING4U.ADVANCE
*************HAPPY ONAM**************

ORumayude
Nanmayude
AGhoshangalude
Malayaliyude

Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!

Aiswaryathinteyum
sambal samridhiyudeyum
gruhaathurathvam unarthikond
veendum oru Onam koodi....
onashamsakal..!

Perumazhayil kutirnna karkkidakam vida vaangukayayi..
Ini sambal

samridhiyude ponchingathilekku..
Malayala perumakku oru vayassu koodi...

Advanced

Happy Onam

Thulasikathirinte Nirmalyavum You a very "HaPpY oNaM"

Thulasikathirinte Nirmalyavum,
Thumbapoovinte kulirmayumeki
Veendumoru ponnonam
wish You a very "HaPpY oNaM"

Onam aashamsagal Beverage Corporationtay

Nedaan puthiyathaayi onnumilla!
Thagarkaan reccordugalumilla!
Thiruthaan charithravumilla!
Lakshiyam onnu maathram!
Kudikoo cool aavu "Beverage corporation"
Ellaavarkum Beverage Corporationtay Onam aashamsagal

THIRUVONAM 2011 Messages

kai niraye kadavum,muttam nirayeakadakkarum
Kayil5 paisa illathanerathu 
avan varunnu.
..M...A...V...E...L...II
am the first personwish u a
happyONAM in advance.

Ponnona Asamsakal 2011

onam pookalude udasavam.....

onam sathyasandhathayude udsavam...

onam dayayude udsavam......

onam kshemathinte udsavam.....

onam iswarythinte udsavam.....

onam malayalathinte udsavam.....

onam malayalikalude udsavam

evarkum eee kootukarante ponnona asamsakal

Malayalam Onam 2011 Wishes SMS Greetings

വീണ്ടും ഒരു പൊന്നോണം കൂടി വന്നെത്തുമ്പോള്‍ ..

ഏഴാം കടലിനിക്കരെയാണെന്‍ങ്കിലും നേരുന്നു

ഒരായിരം ഓണാശംസകള്‍..................................

chinga pulariyil ente hridhayam niranja ONASAMSAKAL 2011

Ente ella koottukarkkum, sneham niranja ella malayalikalkkum....... E chinga pulariyil ente hridhayam niranja ONASAMSAKAL....

Onam Messages oru onavum koodi ninakkai nerunnu.

Snehathinteyum souhridhathinte kulirmayumeki itha oru onavum koodi ninakkai nerunnu.

Happy Onam 2011

aishwaryathinteyum, pranayathinteyum, souhridhathinteyum, kootaymayudeyum, sahodaryathinteyum, malayala polimayudethumaya puthiya oru onam ninakkai nerunnu.

*WISH U A HAPPY ONAM*

Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu?

Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu?
Njan paranju oru Rajakumari anennu...
Annu muthal avan enne Rajakumaran ennuvilichu.
Athe!      "SHABEER",
Kireedavum Chenkolum Adhikaravum Ellatha Oru pavam RAJAKUMARAN....!!!!
My phone
number is. . .
944xxxxxxx  
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(Edit cheyyunnavar chora thuppy  chavum sathyam.):-@