Happy Onam 2011

aishwaryathinteyum, pranayathinteyum, souhridhathinteyum, kootaymayudeyum, sahodaryathinteyum, malayala polimayudethumaya puthiya oru onam ninakkai nerunnu.

*WISH U A HAPPY ONAM*

Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu?

Orikal Rajumon ennodu chodhichu chettanta lover aranennu?
Njan paranju oru Rajakumari anennu...
Annu muthal avan enne Rajakumaran ennuvilichu.
Athe!      "SHABEER",
Kireedavum Chenkolum Adhikaravum Ellatha Oru pavam RAJAKUMARAN....!!!!
My phone
number is. . .
944xxxxxxx  
Note-
(Edit cheyyunnavar chora thuppy  chavum sathyam.):-@

Stylish Good Night Message

♥ g٥٥d иآ&ht ♥ 


♥$w٤٤t Dя٤٨$ ♥


♥ t٨k٤ ¢٨я٤ ♥


♥  $l٤٤P w٤LL ♥

FRIEND" IS BIG"NETWORK"

VODA[ F ]ONE   
       AI[ R ]CEL       
        A[ I  ]RTEL       
        R[ E ]LIANCE    
      BS[ N ]L          
           [ D ]OCOMO
"FRIEND" IS BIG"NETWORK"...:-) Gudnit frnd...

"august 1" friendship day...

orikkalum piriyan pattatha...
orikkalum verukkan pattatha...
snehikkan mathram ariyunnavarkkayi
"august 1" friendship day...
my advanced wishes 4 u.

Flash news: mohalainta veetil raid.. .mammootyuda 100 il adhikam cinema cd kal pidicheduthu.

Flash news: mohalainta veetil raid.. .mammootyuda 100 il adhikam cinema cd kal pidicheduthu.
Abhinayam padikan anennu Mohanlal  thurannu sammadichu..!!

Ente kayilula petiyil enthanullathennu paranjal

Mohanlal : Ente kayilula petiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athilulla "LADDU" muzhuvanum njan ningalku tharam...
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Prithivraj :-"PAKKAVADA.."

kallukudiyanmaruda adutha Kali .... :)

Income Tax VS Mammootty Mohanlal

 

നീ പോ മോനെ ദിനേശാ... എന്നെ തൊട്ടാല്‍ അവന്‍ വരും അന്തോണി, വന്നില്ലെങ്കില്‍ ഞാന്‍ വരുത്തും. ഞാന്‍ വിളിച്ചാല്‍ അവന്‍ വരും, ഫ്ലൈറ്റ് ചാര്‍ട്ട് ചെയ്തു വരും. എന്നിട്ട് ഒരു ലെഫ്ടനന്റ്റ് കേണല്‍ പദവി കൂടി തന്നിട്ടേ അവന്‍ തിരിച്ചു പോകു. സവാരി ഗിരി ഗിരി...

Ente veetilum raid nadathanam..... plz...

Ente veetilum raid nadathanam..... plz...
Njaanum star aanu.....
Prithvi Raj.....;-)

OBAMA Indiayil vannapol ente veetil vannilla..

OBAMA Indiayil vannapol ente veetil vannilla..
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Simple.!
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Njan AMERICAYIL poyappol Avante veetilek poyilla..
Pidivaashikarana..

Mohanlal: ente kayilulla kuttayil enthanennu paranjal atile 10

Mohanlal: ente kayilulla kuttayil enthanennu paranjal atile 10 mutta ninak tharam..ethra mutta undenu paranjal atile 70 muttayum ninak tharam..enthinte mutta anenu paranjal mutta itta kozhiyeyum ninak tharam..
Prithviraj: oru clue tharumo?

Chikan Biriyani Kazhichittu Mammootty inta cinima kanan poya tintumon

Chikan Biriyani Kazhichittu Mammootty inta cinima kanan poya tintumon                                 Tintumon:ini orikalum chikanbiriyani thinnittu Mammoottyde cinama kanan kerila                                               
  Achan:"Enthe patti"              Tintumon:"Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi"

Aditional sheetelam mamooty vangikondu poyi.Eniyippo Lalletant mainsheetinte bakibhagam keeri edutho

Filmstars-nu xam..Ore oru qstion mathram..    "Thangalude polinja  films-te list thayarakuka."  Prithviraj:'Sir  aditional sheets pls...'
Examiner:  'Aditional sheetelam mamooty vangikondu poyi.Eniyippo Lalletant  mainsheetinte  bakibhagam  keeri edutho.

FRIENDSHIP DAY 2011 My advanced wishes 4 U

Orikkalum piriyan pattatha...  orikkalum verukkan pattatha....  snehikkan mathram ariyunnavarkkay  "August 1" FRIENDSHIP DAY....  My advanced wishes 4 U.

Pathmanabhaswami kshetrathile avasana nilavarayum thurannu

Breaking news:
"Pathmanabhaswami kshetrathile avasana nilavarayum thurannu
Kandavar netti!
Nilavara niraye Rajavinu kadam koduthavarude list!"

Pinne Petrol adikan thante appan paisa tharuvo?!

Bank Manager: Kazhinja week alle Bike medikan loan thanathu, ippo veendum entina?
Tintu:Pinne Petrol adikan thante appan paisa tharuvo?!!

yestrdy KASAB's B'day

yestrdy KASAB's B'day
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Ystrday's blast ws b'day party givn by KASAB 2 Indians
Thnx 2 our govt.
4 givng him VIP Fascilities 4last 1.5yrs :(

NADAKKILA ALIYA!

Tin2 went 2 USA 2 learn english
After 3 days his father called Americn tchr: Is tin2 learning english well?
American:NADAKKILA ALIYA!

Tintumon: Nadannu varaan late aayi sir

Sir : Entha late ayathu?Tintumon: Nadannu varaan late aayi sir Sir: Bussil vannoode? Tintumon: Athu sirinte molodu paranjal kelkkande...!

POTTHUKAL Koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM

Principal: why are you late? Your friends came together on time.
Tintumon: Sir,POTTHUKAL Koottamayittu varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu.....

Prithvirajinte kalynam avante Cinema Pole aayirunu

Tintu:Prithvirajinte kalynam avante Cinema Pole aayirunu.
Frnd: Athentha?
Tintu: Athu kaananum avanum avante bandukkalum mathram.!

Prithviraj Rajappan Aye !!

Mammootty Birthday 2011 ???? 60 61 62 ?? or 58 ??

2009
http://www.hindustantimes.com/Mammootty-to-have-quiet-56th-birthday/Article1-451219.aspx

Is it real OR fake ?

Sree Padmanabha Swamy Calls Ayyappan

 

Sabarimala Ayyappanu 3 missed calls....

Thirichu vilichu.. aaranennu chodichappol

"Njan Thiruvananthapurathu ninnu Sree Padmanabhanaa..

enthenkilum undenkil mattikkoo..

ente ellam poyee.."

Cigaret valichukondu pokunna Tintumonodu

Cigaret valichukondu pokunna Tintumonodu Palleelachan: Eduthal pongathath analloda ninte chundath..
Tintu Mon: Athukonda acho valichukondu pokunne.

aaranu mone angane viliche ? Karadi vinu

Kutti teacherodu., Teacher, avanenne elumban Raju.,nnu vilikkunnu.
Teacher:-aaranu mone angane viliche ?
Karadi vinu.

Amma:-Endina mon karayunnadu

Amma:-Endina mon karayunnadu?
Mon:-Achan umma thannilla..!
Amma:-Mon nannaayittu padichaale umma tharukayullu.!
Mon: Oh pinne.! nammude velakari

kanumbol chirikkunnathalla

"kanumbol chirikkunnathalla kanathirikkumbol Orkkunnathanu SNEHAM"

Sardar swapnam kandu

Sardar swapnam kandu:Aaro ayale kollunnath.
pittennu sardar thante ICICI account pinvalichu.,
karanam..?
"ICICI ningalude swapnam yadarthyamakkun

Snehathinte nirakudam ennu kandittundo

Snehathinte nirakudam ennu kandittundo?
Kettittundo?
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Arodum parayanda!
Athu njana...!

Amithamaayi Nee Aareyum Vishwasikkaruth

Amithamaayi
Nee
Aareyum
Vishwasikkaruth,
Nee
Vishwasikkunna
Ninte
Jeevan
Polum
Oru Divasam
Ninne
Vanjichu
Yaathrayaakum!

Punchiri kond thudangi

Punchiri kond thudangi
Manassu kondu snehichu
Kanneeru kond piriyendi varumo ennu enikariyilla
Ennalum snehichu poyi marakanavaatha vidham

oru kaaryam parayaan marannu

oru kaaryam parayaan marannu..
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marannu enne paranjille pinne enthinaa kuthi kuthi nokkunnade..!!!!

ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode

Thalle entheru parayanu?
Ninne vilikkumbo oru chellakkili parayuva
nee not reachable anennu.
ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode?

Monganirunna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenennu

Monganirunna pattiyude
thalayil thenga veenennu
kettu...
valiya thenga aayirunno?
ippol vedhanayundo?
alla, actually nee enthina mongiyath.!

Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum Azheekod

"Mudi neettiyaal "
Njan Dhoniyekal nannayi paatu padum
Micheal Jacksonekal nannayi bat cheyum
Yeshudasinekal nannayi dansum cheyyum
Azheekod

Pulariyil Viriyunna Pon Kiranam Pole Oru

Pulariyil Viriyunna Pon Kiranam Pole Oru Nal Njan Varum Ninnardhramaya Manassileaku, snehathin Malarumaayi

Oru vilipadakale, nananja manninte

Oru vilipadakale, nananja manninte gandhamettu, orikalum unaratha urakkathileku vazhuthi vizhum vare marakkilla njan ente priya SUHRUTHINE

Mommoty pennu kanan poyappol

Mommoty pennu kanan poyappol , penninte achan : alla cherukkan vannille.?
Mammoty: njan thanneyanu cherukkan.!
achan: ho muthachanaloru falithapr

Onnu kulichal mathi

Lux Rs.9.50
Lyril Rs.10.50
Chandrika Rs.12.00
Jeeva Rs.8.00
Eethu venamenkilum vangitharam...

Onnu kulichal mathi!!!

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru

Do u want to see the greatest tourist spot - Munnaaru?
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke moonnar illennu...ha ha!

aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant

Three Malayalee Couples in a Restaurant.
Couple A-(Husband to wife): "aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare."
Couple B-(Husband to wife): "aa liver ingeduthe Karale......"
Couple C-(Wife to husband): "kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!"
Then, Couple C-(Husband to wife): "aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!!"

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa

Oru letter illa, oru phone illa, no missed call, oru sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu, ninakku chicken guniayum pidicho avoo..?

Onnu poyi kulichu koode

Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde.


Onnu poyi kulichu koode?

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju

Aval Innale Vilichu Orupaadu Karanju, Avanumayittu Othu Povaan Pattunnillathre?
Njaan Paranju,Snehichathu Kittiyillenkil Kittiyathu Snehikkuka Onnumillenkilum Avan Amithab Bachante Mon Alle ?

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum

Nilavulla thanuppulla rathriyil ninneyum ninte punchiriyum swapnam kandu kidannalenthanennariyilla

pedichittu urakkam varanilla

Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu

Bus-sil ninnum irangiya namboothiri bus-sintte adiyil nokkunnthu kanda kilikili:- Entharu Nokkanathu"Namboothiri:- "Nom padi kayarum neeram cherupu ivide ittirunnu...."

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye

Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

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