Tintumon

Enik kalyanam alojikunudu......Athu kondu ennepatti illathathu paranju arkum
msg
ayakaruth....
Snehathode--



Tintumon ...

Oru parichayavum illatha Avane nokki Aval punchirichu

Oru parichayavum illatha Avane nokki Aval punchirichu. Avalku nashtappettathu aa punchiri mathram,
Avano?
Urakkamillatha Orupadu Rathrikal !
Good Night.

Tintumon:- Ee Snehathinu Munnil Njan Ente UKG Exam Result

Tintumon:- Ee Snehathinu Munnil Njan Ente UKG Exam Result Samarppikkunnu!
Girl:- Athentha?
Tintumon:- 'Thottupoyedee,
Thottupoyi'.!

Avide njan Anavasyam Ezuthittunde Please Nokkaruthu plz.

Sorry Sorry E, SMS Ariyadhe Send Aayi Poyi. Thaazhottu Nokkanda Avide njan Anavasyam Ezuthittunde Please Nokkaruthu plz. PLS "




"ANAVASYAM"

I am the first person wishing you a happy Kanni Maasam

Sep:17 muthal ninte samayam thanne machoo---!



I am the first person wishing you a happy


"Kanni Maasam"

Enjoy...!! :-D

Orkkaan Njan Onnumalla..

Orkkaan
Njan Onnumalla..

Marakkathirikkan Njan Aarumalla..

Enkilum
Eppozhenkilum Enne Orkkunnuvenkil..

Just Give ME a MISSED CALL

Tintumon: nayinta mone Nee biriyani chembilano chaya kudikkunnath...!

Load irakiya lory Driverodu
Tintumon:
Ethraya kooli?

Drivr: chaya kudikanullath thannolu

Tintumon: Ennalum ethrayanennu parayu

Drivr: Rs500

Tintumon:
nayinta mone Nee biriyani chembilano chaya kudikkunnath...!

Sasi: ...athu veruthe

Ramayanam clasil
Sir: Annaante(squirrel) purathe 3 vara sreeraaman talodiyappol undayatha.

Sasi: ...athu veruthe,
ennal Seetha zebra-ye pole irikkumayirunnallo..

Vellamadi Dialogs

Vellamadi Dialogs 1.Aliyaaa
2.eda,njan fit alla 3.bike njan odikam 4.njan kudichitu parayuvanu vicharikaruthu
5.nee para aliya, ninaku njan enthum tharum
6.eniku ipo avale vilikanam
7.ini ennada nammal ingane koodune...and Finally...., Njan innu muthal velamadi nirthi!...

TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU

Flash News:
'TINTU MON KOLLAPPETTU'!

Nale SMS Harthal. Ellavarum sahakarikkanamennu Dundumol

Misscalukale harthalil ninnu Ozhivakkiyittund.

Nikathan pattatha ozhivu-airtel.

sms lokathinu theeraanashtam-idea.

Enik ente makane nashtapetathu pole-sardar.

kazhivu theliyicha balan-chief minister.

Souhridam oru thanalaanu

"Souhridam oru thanalaanu.. Dukhangaludeyum, nombarangaludeyum venalchoodil, ithiri kulirkaattumaayi aareyum aaswasippikkunna nalla thanal..

Tin2 joly thedi oru hotalil ethy.

Tin2 joly thedi oru hotalil ethy...
Udama :ninakk porotta adikkaan ariyamo da?
Tin2:nalla kari undengil otta eruppinu 9 porotta vare adikum chettaa...

India kku swatandryam kittiyitu 99 varsham thikayunna Ee Thiruvona

Innu Feb31,
India kku swatandryam kittiyitu 99 varsham thikayunna Ee Thiruvona divasam padakam murichum cake pottichum Christmas agoshikuna ninaku ente vishu aasamsakal.
Nee ippol vicharikum eniku vattanennu. Vatu ninaka, Allengil innu ninte vivahamayitu ente SMS um vaayichirikumo? Hapy birthdy 2 U ! enthayalum raavile thanne oru good night irikkate.

Tintu: "achaa Saasthram Jayichu ,Manushyan Thottu"

Science Examinu
' 0 'MarkKittiya tintu monod Achan:Enthu Pattiyeda?









Tintu: "achaa Saasthram Jayichu ,Manushyan Thottu"

ee souhrdham enikkennum venam

Peithu theeraatha
mazhayaay
kozhinju povaatha
pookkalaay..
Maanju povaatha
ormayaay..
vida parayaatha
koottukaaray..


ee souhrdham
enikkennum venam..

Tintu:divasavum raavile kalichaal thadi kurayumennu paranjittu

Tintu:divasavum raavile kalichaal thadi kurayumennu paranjittu ente thadi kuranjillallo....?
Dr:nee enthu kaliyaa kalichath....?
Tintu:mobile-il snake game...good night......

Jeevithathil dukhavum santhoshavum maari maari varum...

Jeevithathil
dukhavum
santhoshavum
maari maari varum...

So, BEER ADI...




Sorry, naavu
slipaayi poyatha...

so "BE READY" to face it.

Ottakku oru full adikkanulla capacity nashtappetta Tintumon

Ottakku oru full adikkanulla capacity nashtappetta Tintumon OCRine kettippidichu "nee thakarthathu viswasamanu nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya viswasam"

Tintumon: Nammude

Tintumon: Nammude
Love Matter
Njan Melle
Veetil Paranju
Girl: Very Good!
Ennit Veetukar
Enthu Paranju?
Tintu: Melle Paranjath Kondu Avaraarum Kettilla.
@.

Tintu mon's wife admitted in hospital 4 an operation

Tintu mon's wife admitted in hospital 4 an operation.....
Dr. Ningalude wife-nte operation date 20th of this month aanu....so thalennu thanne blood venam....
Tin2.Thalennu thanne veno....kaalenno kayyenno matto pore.......?

Hridayathe Hridayam Kond Ariyunna Vikaaramaanu SNEHAM .

Kaanunna
Swapnamalla
SNEHAM

Nakshathrangalil
Kaanunna Prakashamalla
SNEHAM

Hridayathe Hridayam Kond
Ariyunna Vikaaramaanu
SNEHAM .


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Luttapi n Sardar on Work.

Luttapi n Sardar on Work.
Luttappi kuzhi kuzhikkum, sardar athu moodum.

Ithu kanda oral Luttapiyodu: Entha paripadi?

Luttu : Ithu oru contractanu. road sidil marangal vakkunna joliya. Njangal munnu peranu. Njan kuzhikkum,
tintumon chedi vakkum, sardar kuzhi moodum.

Tintu innu leavaa...!


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Tintumon:ningalude pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo

Tintumon:ningalude pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo...
Mathaychettan:athu jersy aanu...
TintuM:oho jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte orginal colour aanu ennu.



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give some examples using day

English sir to students:give some examples using day.
Appukuttan:Annual day
thomasukutty:Birthday
tintuM:"enthuvaaday"


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Swantham " THIRUVONAM "

Njan veettilekku varunnundu.k.to.
Avide kanille?
AUGUST 22nu rathri njan vandi kayarum.23 nu ravile ethum.
Marakkalle...









Swantham "THIRUVONAM"


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Ee Nimisham Namukkoru Vaagdanam Nadathaam Nammal Ennennum

:Ee Nimisham Namukkoru Vaagdanam Nadathaam Nammal Ennennum Friends Ayirikkum.Sms loode Nammal Ee Relation Nilanirthanam.Oru Job Kittiyalum,Marriage Kazhinjalum Friendship Nammude Jeevitha Avasanam Vare Undakanam Ee Vagdhaanam Nee Nadathan Tayyaranenkil>Ee sms Ninte Dearest Friendsinu Send Cheyyanam Njan Ninte Dear Friend Aanenkil Enikkum Send Cheyyanam Ethra sms Ninakk Kittumennu Nokkam Ethra Friendsinu Ninne Venam Ennu Manassilakum!

"I PROMISE U"



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I gt 20 tikets 4 ENTHIRAN

I gt 20 tikets 4 ENTHIRAN on 1st dy by spcl bukng.nammuk poyalo? R u coming?












Ingane aarengilum mzg ayacha enne k0ode vilikkane,njanum varaam



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Tintumon: Nadannu vannadu kondanu sir

Sir: Entha late aayathu?
Tintumon: Nadannu vannadu kondanu sir.
Sir: Bussil vannoode?
Tintumon: Athu sirinte molodu paranjal kelkkandae..



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Tintumon Thee golangal paanju vannalum

Tintumon: Thee golangal paanju vannalum, Kodumkaat veesiyadichalum njan ninne swandhamakkan varum. Girl:Nale varumo? Tintumon: Nokatte mazhayilenkil varam..!

Nhan Janikkunnathinu Munpu Enne Kandittundo....???

Tintu: Nhan Janikkunnathinu Munpu Enne Kandittundo....???


Amma: illa...!!!!


Tintu: Appol Nhan Janichathinu Shesham Engane Enne Manasilayi...!!!

This is an adults only msg

This is an adults only msg.If ur under the age of 18, pls don't read dis sms..!












"Panchayath Election varunnudu vote cheyyanam.!".:-

Mobilil balance undenkil ravile onnu vilikumo

Mobilil balance undenkil ravile onnu vilikumo?
Palarum parayunnu ravile kurukkan oriyidunnathu kettal nallathanennu!
please onnu vilikane....




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Njan call vilichittu entha edukan ithra thamasam ?

Girl frnd :Njan call vilichittu entha edukan ithra thamasam ?
Tintu :30+15=45 roopa Koduth caller tune vachath pine ninte achanu kelkan aano ?






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School Gateinte Padi VittirangiyappoL

"Ellaam Kazhinju" School Gateinte Padi Vittirangiyappol Arodokkeyo Enthokkeyo Parayan Bakki Vechath Pole.. Areyokkeyo Onnu Koodi Kanan kothikkunnathu pole.. Ellavarum Ezhuthiyum Kuthi Varachathumaaya Aa Benchukalil Onnu Koodi Irunnu Padikkan Kothichu Pokunnu.. Piriyumbol Thanichakumo Enn Ullil Oru Bhayam... "Iniyum Thirike Kittatha Aa Nalla Nalukale Orkumbol", I Feel I Am Alone.. Dedicated To All My friends..


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Major Ravi is planing to take the 3rd part of the film kirithichakra

Major Ravi is planing to take the 3rd part of the film kirithichakra
"Mission mumbai"
Mohanlal is in the role of Raj Thakare.The film was Super hit
Because










The mohanlal will die in first 10mins



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Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikununu

SSLC 10 vettom thotta sardar thante pen universityiku ayachu koduthu koode oru kurippum!













Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikununu.




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Manichithrathazhu malapuram version

Manichithrathazhu-malapuram version: HAMSA: pathumma, ijj ippo beevathoonu sari bangan ponda.... PATHU: enthaappo olkku sari bangan njammalum poyale? HAMSA: annodalledee hamukke paranje ijj ippo pondannu. PATHU: eyy appo njammale vidoolla...DAA..KALLA PAHAYAA.., ENTHADA NJAMMAL KOODE POYAL?......DA ANNE KONNU....ANTE CHORA MUYVEM KUDICHU NJAMMALU OPPANA KALLIKUM HIMAARE! HAMSA: CHEE..nirthadee pahachee... PATHU: HAMSAKKA....njammalippo enthutta paranje? HAMSA: Olakkeda moodu ibileese!





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Tintuu.. Meen vaangan poya ninte achan Car idichu marichuu

Amma: Tintuu.. Meen vaangan poya ninte achan Car idichu marichuu..

Tintu: Saaramilla Amma karayaathe. namuk chammanthi kooti chorunnaam!






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Doubt by LKG last bench association president TINTU MON

We read21 as twenty one31 as thirty one41 as forty one Why not 11 as onety one?Doubt by LKG last bench association president TINTU MON.






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Brand ambassidors in India

Brand ambassidors in India
BMW-MAMMOOKKA
Pepsi-Shahrukh

Cocacola-Hritik roshan

Thumsup-Akshay kumar

Sprite-Sania

Fanta-Rani mukherjee

Mirinda-Asin

Sip-up -mohanlal






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Sardarji beachil rest cheyukayayirunnu
American:r u relaxing? Sardar:no,I am Gopalsing. Another amerikan: r u relaxing?
sardar: Ithu valiya kashtamayalo. No Man I am Gopalsing. sahiketa sardar appurathe Americanodu: R U relaxing? American:yes, sardar: kuthe ka bacha nee ivide Irikukayano, Ninne nokitatha avar nadakunu.
Phir milenge

Puli urangumbol namal puliye unartiyalum

Puli urangumbol namal puliye unartiyalum, namal urangumbol Puli namale unartiyalum, pani namuku thane..


.

.
So, Don't disturb ME!

I'm goin to sleep..
Gudnt
swt drmz. . .

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chindhikanalle paranjadh

E msg
yella
paniyum
kazhinj
vayikh.
E msgil
onhum
illa.
Enhalum
ningal
E msg
vayikunhundallo.
Athey
njan
E msg
verudhe
time
passin
ayachadha.
Enhit
ningalk
send
cheydhu
vittu.
Ningal
idh
interestingayi
vayikunhu.
Ippo
ningal
chindhikkum
E msg
eppol
theerum
enh.
Njan
parayam
ningal
E msg
vayikunhad
nirth.
Endhenhal
E msg
theeran
kure
samayam
venam.
Ippo
ningalkh
Dhesyam
varum.
"Njan
E msg
endhin
vayichu
enh."
Adhaa
njan
paranjadh
ningal
E msg
vayikanda
enh.
Sheda
idh
valiya
kashtamayallo
njan
paranjal
kelkille...
Endha
cheyya...
Shari
enhal
ningal
vayikh.
Enhal
ningal
thazhot
press
cheydho.
Ippo
ningalk
sharikum
Disturb
Aayi
kanum.
Ningalk
E msg
vayikan
ithra
samayamundenkil
njan
E msg
ezuthan
ethra
samayam
eduthitundavum
ningal
kuthiyirunh
chindhikh










chindhikanalle
paranjadh?..!!!
Gud nite

Thamarashery college

Thamarashery college..
Annu njamlu 3rd yrinu padikana kalam..
Njamakanengi 18 suply.
Kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njaml year out. Vitilla...!
Insha alla
Padachone ingalu katholeee..nnu parnj thundu vech xm eyuthi.
Result vannapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.
Appo thanne universty njamle vilichoru award thann.
Vice Chanceler njammle porath thateetu parayaa..
"pahaya vallatha budhiya ingalkennu"..

Ente messgs eppozhenkilm ninak shalyamaayi thonniyittundo?

Ente messgs eppozhenkilm ninak shalyamaayi thonniyittundo?






















Undenkil sahicho.
Allathe free sms muzhuvan enikk puzhungi thinnan pattumo...??

Waste edukkan vere vandi varum

.--I""'"""""I / - I I "-O-'""""O"O

Lorry ayakkunnundu
SMS undenkil kayattividuka
Ne kayari irikaruth.
Waste edukkan vere vandi varum

Ningal Enikku msg Ayakkathirikan 4 kaaranam undavum

Ningal Enikku msg Ayakkathirikan 4 kaaranam undavum,..

1. No time



2. No balanc



3. Network Problem



4. Oru Simhathodu keri muttanulla pedi....!!!

Dhurbala vibhagangalkku subsidy

Dhurbala vibhagangalkku subsidy-
B U D G E T 2010.

MOHANLAL Faansinu 3 roopakku Ari, mannenna,panchasara,thenga,manga,ully,savola...!Enniva nalkum.......

we can save d Tigers later

Only 842 girls left 4 evry 1000 boys. Save Girls,we can save d Tigers later. Pulikale veno atho Kilikale veno?
"Save girls welfare project"

Tintumon to Asish mon

"BUJI"
enna
peru
veenal
thechalum
maychalum
pokilla.
Nammal
sookshichal
namukku
kollam"
-Tintumon to
Asish mon.
wen
Asish mon
got 1st rank
in UKG.!