Jyolsyan AND TINTUMON

Jyolsyan: Ninte dosham maran 36 vayassulla oru sthreeye vivaham kazhikkanam...!
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Tintu: athu veno..!
Pakaram 18 vayassulla 2 ennathine kettiyaal pore...!

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Kitiyal eniku send cheyamo?

Eee Asthamayathil Enikku Nirashayilla

"Eee Asthamayathil Enikku Nirashayilla... Naleyude udayathilanu Ente Pratheeksha"
-CHEGUVERA
Good ni8..&sweat dreams..





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Happy Vidhyarambam Vijayadasami Navarathri

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Vijayadashami ashamsakal to all dear friends

Sarva mangala mangalye !shive sarvardha sadhike!sharanye thrayambake devi!!Narayani Namosthuthe!!Vijayadashami ashamsakal to all dear friends.

Vijayadasami 2010 / Dushera Greetings In Malayalam

Ya devi sarva bhutesu, shanti rupena sansitha Ya devi sarva bhutesu, shakti rupena sansthita Ya devi sarva bhutesu, matra rupena sansthita Namastasyai, namastasyai, namastasyai, namo namaha!

***HaPPy Vijayadasami 2010 ****

Navratri SMS Messages, Navratri SMS, Send Navratri SMS

"Sarva mangala maangalye shive sarvaartha saadhike
Sharanye trayambake Gauri
Narayani namosthute"
****Wish U Happy Navratri In Advance****

law of Dr.Tintu mon

* Changathi nannayal => Changathikku kollam!

* Mookkilla rajyathu => jeladosham undavilla!

*Panathinu mele => Rubber band idenam!

*Angaadiyill thottaal => bhayankara naanakkedaa!

* Kuraykkum patti => kura nirthiyal kadikkum!

* Payye thinnal => kureneram thinnam!

This is the law of Dr.Tintu mon

Ormakal

Kandumuttanum

Verpiriyanum maathram vidhikkappetta ee lokath

Swanthamennu parayan orayiram Ormakal matram....

Memories nvr die wen tym go...!!

Poovayi viriyunna manasupole,

Madhuramayi viriyunna swapnam pole,

Ethra kandalum mathivaratha samudram pole,

Ennum kathu vekkam ee FRIENDSHIP

Sneham

Snehikkunnavarkku Sneham amoolyamanu!

Kanunnavarkku Sneham asooyayanu!

Aaswadhikkunnavarkku Sneham madhuramanu!

Piriyunnavarkku Sneham virahamanu!!

Mr.Tintu Mon!

Teacher : Entha home work cheyyathathu?

Tintu mon : Current illayirunnu.

Teacher : Current illenkil mezhukuthiri upayogikkanam.

Tintu mon : Theeppetti pooja muriyill aayirunnu.

Teacher : Entha poojamuriyill poyi theeppetti eduthoode?

Tintu mon : kulikkathe enganeya poojamuriyill kayarunnathu?

Teacher : Entha kulikkanjathu?

Tintu mon : Tankill vellamillayirunnu!

Teacher : Athentha tankill vellom pampu cheyyathirunne?

Tintu mon : Athalle aadhyame paranjathu, current illayirunnu enu...!!!

Tintu mon to taxi driver

Tintu mon to taxi driver : "Guruvayor povumo?"

Driver: "oh, povum"

Tintu mon %Rs koduthittu :" Ennal ente peril oru pushpanjali kazhippikkane!"

chumma irikkunnavar

chumma irikkunnavar

chumma irikkunna samayathu chumma irikkathe

chumma irikkunnavarkku msg ayachal

chumma irikkunnavar chumma irikkillennu

chumma vicharikkam.

ippol ningal chumma irikkukayanenkill

chumma irikkunnavarkku ee msg chumma frwrd cheyyu...

illengill avide chummathiri...

Doe doe...!

Thanne thanneyanedo.

Thanentha potten kalikkyaa??

Doo... ivide....

Edo oru old mp3 phoneum,

kaalanakku kollatha onakka sim-um vechal mobile phne aavilledoo...

thanne ippo seriyakkitharadoo...

Ingottu nokkedo...

thanippom vijarikkunnundakum moorkan pampinanelloo iswaraa... njan msg ayachathennu....!

Athedoo moorkhanpambinu thanneyaa...

Pinnoru karyam...

Njanangottu msg ayakan thudengiyalundelloo...

thaan avide kidennuu

"ksha",

"Inna",

"ththa"

"inja"

jajja",

ingane inbox nokki marikkum

athu kanan njan ente phonumayi varum....

Njan ente phonumayi varum...

ahankaramkondu parayalladoo....moone...

Do ma...ma... allenkill athuvenda,

mathanga thalayaa

Dairyamundenkill ingottu msg ayakkadoo..... :)

memories..

Ormakal palappozhum namme ottapeduthum,

pakshe nam thanichakumpol santhoshathinte thooval sparshamay ormakal arikil varum.

Oru nertha thennal pole...

so keep it .. ur memories...

Tindu mon : njan pinkykku oru diamond mala medichu koduthu athill pinne aval ennodu 1

masathekku mindiyilla

kittu : athentha?

tindu mon : anganeyaayirunnu karar

Tin2 jock

Tintu: Nhan Janikkunnathinu Munpu Enne Kandittundo....???


Amma: illa...!!!!


Tintu: Appol Nhan Janichathinu Shesham Engane Enne Manasilayi...!!!

Tintu: Nhan Janikkunnathinu Munpu Enne Kandittundo....???


Amma: illa...!!!!


Tintu: Appol Nhan Janichathinu Shesham Engane Enne Manasilayi...!!!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2010

Om Bakra tunda mahakaya,

surya koti samaprava,

nirbighnam kuru may deva

sarba karye su sarbada

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2010

Ganapati

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Vnayaka Chaturthi Sms ( Ganesha )

Om Gam Ganapataye Namah
Jai Vinayaka
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Happy Vinayakar Chavithi

Ramadan Ashamsakal

Madheenayude minarangalil ninnuyarna aa Thakbeer doni Arabi kadalinte olangalil thatti lokamengum muzhangi kelkumbol ninakkente EiD MUBARAK

Hridayam Niranja PERUNNAL ASHAMSAKAL

SAVVAL PIRAVIKU VAZHIMARAN RAMADAN NAMODITHA VIDA CHODIKUNNU... INI ADUTHA VARSHAM! ANNU AROKKEYUNDAVUMENNU ALLAHU A'ALAM!

- ellavarkum ente hridayam niranja PERUNNAL ASHAMSAKAL

ADVANCE Happy EID MUBARAK

**ADVANCE**
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EID .*.*.
.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.
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RAMZHAN MUBARAK

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WISH U A HAPPY
RAMZHAN MUBARAK

Malayalam Eid Mubarak SMS

Puzhapole ozhukunna jeevidathil, santhoshavum dukhavum nalkikkondu mattoru "EID MUBARAK" koodi

HRUDAYAM NIRANGA ONASHAMSAKAL

THUMPAYUM THULASIYUM MUKKUTTI POOVUM PINNE MANASIL NIRAY AHLADAVUMAY ITHA ORU ONAM KOODI VARAVAI…. HRUDAYAM NIRANGA "ONASHAMSAKAL"..

HAPPY ONAM Onam Varavayi

O–ORumayude
N–Nanmayude
A–AGhoshangalude
M–Malayaliyude

Onam Varavayi !!!
HAPPY ONAM!

Snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal

Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.

Onam SMS Wishes Malayalam

Ormakal koodu koottiya
Manasinte thalirchillayil
Niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi
Oru ONAM koodi varavaayi …
Othiri snehathode
“HAPPY ONAM”

Pooviliyum Poonilavum,
Poo thumbikalum Pookkalum
Virunnu varum munpe
ente hridayam niranja

“THIRUVONASAMSAKAL”

“HAPPY ONAM”

Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam

Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!

Wishing All Of U..Very Very Happy Onam

Onam, Nanmayudeyum Santhoshathinteyum Aishwaryathinteyum Varavariyikkunna Nalla Kalam..Wishing All Of U..Very Very Happy Onam

Onam Festival SMS in Malayalam

Santhoshavum Samadhanavum Aiswaryavum
niranja oru nalla ONAM aasamsikkunnu..
Hridayam niranja orayiram ONASHAMSAKAL…

Happy Onam 2010 SmS

Onam,,Nanmayudeyum
Santhoshathinteyum
Aishwaryathinteyum
Varavariyikkunna Nalla Kalam..
Wishing All Of U..Very Happy Onam…

Onam Malayalam SMS 2010

Aiswaryathinteyum
sambal samridhiyudeyum
gruhaathurathvam unarthikond
veendum oru Onam koodi….
onashamsakal..!

New Funny Malayalam SMS 2010

Hai dear first count the star…
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entha ennikazinjo …

nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille… Goooooooooood Morning.
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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.

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Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum “INTEL” inside and “MENTAL” outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum “COOL” inside and “FOOL” outside

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Sometimes i 4get to ask,
“R U OK?”
Sometimes i even miss to say,
“Hi”
But it doesn’t mean you are forgotten.
No Never..
Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane !!!

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Every second god remembers you.
Every minute god blesses you.
Every hour god cares for you.
Bcoz every day i pray to him..

” Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. “

Funny Malayalam SMS

Kamuki: Ente achan naale chetante veettilottu varum. Chettane athyavasyamayi onnu kaananamennu.
Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?
Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.
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Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?
Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta
Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?
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Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?
Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye
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Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara
Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.
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Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.
Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.
Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.
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Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.
Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?
Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?
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Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo
Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…
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Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.
Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…
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Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?
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Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.
Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?
Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!
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Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Kamukan: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.
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Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?
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Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?

Tintumon jokes 2010

teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
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Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla…
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Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu…
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Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam…
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Tintumon doctorude aduth
Tintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povum
Doctor:athinentha?
Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povum
doctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.
Tintumon:bbut,njan 10 manika eneekkunne…
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Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Malayalam Actor jayan dialogues

The Funny Transform of Malayalam Actor jayan dialogues
Just 4 Fun...

# Oru muthalaye kittiyirunnengil malpidutahm nadathamaayirunnu !

# Onnu bhoomi kulungiyirunengil thullichadamaayirunnu !

# Oru kambipara kittiyirunengil onnu pallukuthamaayirunnu!

# Oru road kittiyirunengil Thara Para ezhuthi padikkamaayirunnu!

# Oru thengu kittiyirunengil otichu nakku vadikkamaayirunnu !

# Jayan had a fight with the villain and lost one of his teeth. Then he sings a Hindi song. Can you guess the song?
Jenu eku pal nahim aur koi hal nahim Saiyoni

# Randu moonnu idly kittyirunengil shirt nu buttons pidippikkamaayirunnu!

# Jayan jumped off from a flying plane and landed on rock.
He says “Plane il ninnu chadiyappol oru parayilanu veenathu. athukondu onnum pattiyilla. Kadalil veenirunnengil shirt um pants um ellam njanjenne” !]

# Randu moonnu aannaye kittiyirunengil ammanam adamaayirunnu !

# Jayan entered Seema’s Home. He says to Seema “Seema door adaykanda, ente pants pirake varunnundu” !

# Jayan is being questioned on a train tragedy.
He explains “Attayanennu karuthi chavittiyathu train-il aayirunnu”

# Theeppettiyanennu karuthi pants te pocket il eduthittathu cement chack ayirunnu!

Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty

Achan : Ninte Exam result vanno?

Tintu Mon : Vannoo , Headmaashinte mon potty..

Achan : Ninteyo?

Tintu Mon : Collectorude monum Potty

Achan(Kopathode) : Athinu njaan ninte karyamalle chothichullooo...

Tintu Mon : Njaan maathram pottaathirikkaan Achan aara American Presidento..?
Vivaramillaatha ee Achante Moneyum avar tholppichuuu

Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam

Tintumon was writing Malayalam Exam...

Question 25: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari.

Tintumon wrote:

Ans 25)
Njan: Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari: Samayamilla mone.. poyittu pinne vaa..
Njan: Seri teacher...

Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi

Tintu mon ullpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
Avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ”29 pere kaananille….??"
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”

Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum

Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo..?

Tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…

Pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’Ayyoo!! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,

Prove juice=soap

Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply ‘A’ on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
FA is a soap and MAA is juice
Hence proved.

Tintumon called FM radio

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…."

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

Tintumon : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Tharoor undaayaalum

Perinoppam etra 'Tharoor' undaayaalum,
ethra padippundaayaalum,
ethra saundaryam undayaalum,
SASI ennum SASI thanne!!! :D

Tintumon trying to reach a door bell

Old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ”Ini endhengilum cheyyano…?"

Tintumon- ” Uncle , ini odikko…!!"

Tintumon enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla

Tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!"

Achan- ” adhendha..?"

Tintumon – ” Maashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…"