Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?

Dundumol: aaru paranju?

Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.

TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They are Below C Level

Tamilan Tintumon Naan ithu solliyae aganoum

Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”

Osama Bin Ladene thookki

Latest update from BBC News.

Osama Bin Ladene thookki…………………………………………

75 kilo

Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey

Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey.Ipo entharu ninte mofile kadali veenodey msg onnum kananillalla.Thalle nee pulithanne ketta.chellakilli sugam thanne…

I enquired everything abt u

I enquired everything abt u.
Gud family
Gud character
Gud education
Fine personality

Will u marry........................


my servant, Pennamma???

Teacher to Rajamanikyam

Teacher to Rajamanikyam,
Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

U may prefer ur wife to be like

U may prefer ur wife to be like:Alukkas jewellery:ennum oru panathookam munnilSky jewellery:25 years of purity and trustMalabar jewellery:beauty meets qualitybut not like Atlas jewellery:jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

V-Guard Stebilizer illa alle

"Ayyo..TV poyee.."

"Ayyo ..Fridgum poyi.."

" TV poyi ..Fridge poyi..AC poyi.. Ellaam poyi....."

"V-Guard Stebilizer illa alle?.."

" illa.."...
....

"Nannayi.. Undengil athum poyene.."

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

Train stationil nirthi. Oral sardarinod: "ithu ethu stationaa?"
Sardar alochichu. adutha station aayitum alojichu theernilla.

Last paranju; ’ RAILWAY STATION’

AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU

Sorry 2 disturb u. If u r not busy, if u r not working if u r not tired if u r not lazy plese answer me

AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Ninne enik nashttapedumoda

I love u da! Ninne kaanathe jeevikan vayya!Ninte aduth ephozhum samsarikan thonnunu…! Ninne enik nashttapedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…

inganeyane daily 'Meera Jasmine' enikku msg ayakkune!

Oru gramathil sundhariyaya oru teacher undayirunnu

Oru gramathil sundhariyaya oru teacher undayirunnu

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Ippo retired aayi...

sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"

Once a sardarji was asked "Who is Gandhiji?"
Sardar : "Father of Dineshan"

Other : "How?"







Sardar : "I've studied that Gandhiji is the father of Dineshan (the nation)"

POTTICHIRI

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi

SIMHAASANAM

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.

UTHARAM MUTTI

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

UTHARAM MUTTI

Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.

PIDIKITTUKA

Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidiki

Orayiram swapnangal vidarum manohara ratri

"Surya kiranangal mizhichimmi, eerananiyum mridula rajaniyil ninakay
njan nerunnu en priya suhruthe orayiram swapnangal vidarum manohara
ratri....!"



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Venmayarnna chandhrane Irul marakkumbol

Venmayarnna chandhrane Irul marakkumbol,
Kanpolakal Nayanangale
Marakkumbol,
Naaleyude Nalla
Swapnangalkkaayi
Namukkurangam.
"GOOD NIGHT"




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Mohanlal Jagathiyodu parayunna dialogue

Nee enikku msg ayakkathe irikumbol enikku orma varunnathu 'Kilukkathil'
Mohanlal Jagathiyodu parayunna dialogue anu






"Echi ennum echi aade"

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Avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne

good morning:
Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran,
sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan,
kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your
name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum
subhadinasamsakal. Good Morning.




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Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga

ADICHELPPIKKUKA

Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu

JEEVIKKUKA

G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.

ETTUMPOTTUM

ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.

AZHIMATHI

Vaakyathil Prayogikkuga
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda
AZHIMATHI.
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

A sardar on an interview 4 da

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar is in a dissection class

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..

2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,

3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..

PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Im Pregnent

Wife : Oru Karyam Parayatte Adikkaruthu.....

Hus : Illa...

Wife : Im Pregnent

Hus : Good News..Enthina Adikkunnathu..??

Wife : Collegil Padikkumbol Achanodu Paranjappol Adi Kitti..a

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY SALARY RS:20000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam..

SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU

Aadyamayi kandath ormayundo?

aadhyamayi mindiyathu?

aadhyamayi pinangiyathu?

"SANTHOSH BRAHMI KAZHIKKU ormakkum budhikkum santhosh brahmi"

kumarimarude swapna kamukan

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan "YOUR NAME" ithaa urakkam unnarne...

GANDHIJI ENDHINA UPPU SATHYAGRAHATHINE

GANDHIJI ENDHINA UPPU SATHYAGRAHATHINE POYADE?


KALLUPINO ATHO PODIUPPINO?

Tintumon writing exam ..

Tintumon writing exam..

Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..

Tintumon wrote answer..

Njan:Namaskaram teacher..Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..

Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..

Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..

UKGyil padikunna tintumonod

UKGyil padikunna tintumonod LKGyil padikunna Pinkimol:
"I LOV U DA"
Tintumon:Pha..dash mole.!
mottennu viriyatha ninne kettittu njanenthu cheyyana..

Tintumon phone eduthu number

Tintumon phone eduthu number paranju kodukkukayanu..

THIRI THIRI VEENDUM THIRI ANJARU VATTAM THIRI

Did u understand..?

3335603..

Tintumon was repeatly buying movie tickets

Tintumon was repeatly buying movie tickets..finaly the ticket seller asked why?

Tintumon:One stupid standing near the door and tearing my tickets.

Tintu saw pinki and lovd her

Thrilling family story..
mom,dad & tintumon(hero)

Tintu saw pinki and lovd her fortunately she comes opposite to his house

love proposed..

love goes smoothly...

One day dady saw tintumon with pinki..

Daddy: Who's that girl..?

Tintu: I lov that girl & i will marry her..!

Daddy shocked

(Climax)

Daddy: Imposible, she is ur sister..U can't marry her...!

Tintu shocked

(TWIST IN STORY)

Mom: Don't worry tintu, I will arrange ur marriage...
"u r not ur dad's son...!"

Now Dad shocked...!

END.

Tintumon: I am Tintumon..!

Busil kayariya madhaamma tintumonte kalil ariyathe chavitti.

Madhaamma: I am sorry.
Tintumon: I am Tintumon..!

Tintumon : Percentage (%) pole irikkum

Teacher: Penkuttikal poonul dharichal engane irikum..?


Tintumon: Percentage (%) pole irikkum.

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi

shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahalketti...mandan! Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!

Train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu

nee illathe enikku onnumilla.. innnu njan nee ivide undayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru

um.

oru umm.

oru umma.

oru umman chandiyude photo kaannichu taramayirunnu.

Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?

patratinde vrithy kandittuuu.

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna ende umma

onumkudy ninda vallumma

Ennaal , KISS Cheyyunnavan ??

Kollunnavan KILLER

Chadunnavan JUMPER

Paattukaaran SINGER

Adikkunnavan FIGHTER

Ennaal, KISS Cheyyunnavan??

"UMMER"