Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum

Ravile ezhunnettal nirbandhamayum randu karyangal cheyyuka

1.Prarthikkuka-100 varsham jeevikkande?

2.Kulikkuka- Mattullavarkum jeevikande

You hav to aim90% marks

Teacher:You hav to aim90% marks.

Student:don't worry,I will get 100% marks.

Teacher:thamaashaparayunno?

Student:aara thudangiye.....?

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Surveykku vanna officer:Kakkoosundo?

Ammuma:Undallo.

Officer:Kinarundo?

Ammuma:Mon chennirunnolu. avide pipe undu

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aay

Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?

URUMB falls in love

URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.Next day AANA died.Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod

ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?

Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?

Dats the magic of our relation

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...

Why? Dats the magic of our relation

Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjottey..??




GOOD NIGHT

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra

Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth

Aareyum Snehikkaruth. Kaaranam Snehichaal marakkaruth, Marannaal Orkkaruth, Orthaal karayaruth. Karanjaal aarum kaanaruth..

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Dukhavum santhoshavum nalki kond pakal maranju.

ORMIKKAAN OMANIKKAAN MADHURA SWAPNAGAL NALKI- SHUBHA RATHRI

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil

Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?Koran: njana
Namb: korano?
koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??






athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers

Tiger gave wedding party 2 all tigers. He saw a mouse dancing.Tiger asked how dare u come here!!!!
Mouse-"kalyanathinu munpe njyanum puliyairunnu"

Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film: "Shoonyam..."

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"Orkkanam Ennilla

MarakkathirunnalMathi *Snehikkanam Ennilla Verukathirunnal mathi *Adukkanam Ennilla Akalathirunnal mathi *Vilikkanam Ennilla MISS Adichal Mathi.

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Pranayam thengayanu

Pranayam thengayanu!

Athinte vellam kudikkan valare nallathanu!

Currykalil cherthal nalla ruchiyumanu.

Bt thalayil veenaal,jeevitham KONJATA.

:-D be carefull!!

GuD MnG dEaR:-)

hav a rckng day ahead da:-)

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Orikal ninte schoolinte varandayiloode

Orikal ninte schoolinte varandayiloode nee nadannu neengunna nimisham,

Orupadu chirichu kalichathum,

Sneham poovittathum orthu ninte hridhayam veruthe onnu pidakkum..

Randu thulli kanneerinte nanavode nee ninte classine thirayum,

Classile oro benchukalum nee thirichariyum,

Hridhayam keeri muricha vedanayil nee ninte friendsine orkkum.

Appol ninte manassu manthrikkum, varshangal kazhinjum,

"Ithayirunnu ente swargam"..

Good Night

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Othiri snehathode Orayiram Vishu Asamsakal

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
"Vishu Asamsakal"

Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal

Orupidi konapoovum
Vishu kaniyum
Vishu kainetavumayi
Veendum Meda masam pularunu
Samrithiyudeyum santhoshathinteyum
snehathinteyum pradekamaya
"Vishu 2010 Ashamsakal"

Happy Vishu 2010 Asamsakal

Manassilundavatte gramathin
Vishudhiyum manavum
Mamathayaum ithiri konnappoovum.
Vishu Kaniyum, Vishu kaineetavum, kali chiriyum ayi
Oru Vishu koodi
Happy Vishu 2009 Asamsakal

hridayathil ninnum Vishu asamsakal

Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Women 's Day Malayalam Sms

Practice makes
Man Perfect..

Appo Woman.?

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Any Guess.??

Woman is Born Perfect.
Girls Rock…
Happy Women’s Day…..

Chanduvine tholpikan ningalkavilla makkale .

Chanduvine tholpikan ningalkavilla makkale. oru pad per chanduvine pattichu. Dealer SIM anenn paranj ordinary SIM thann achan enne pattichu. Recharge coupon vangikan paisa chodichapol 10 paisa thann amma enne pattichu. Easy charge cheyan balance illa enn kallam paranj friendum enne pattichu. 26 paisa balancumay chanduvinte mobile pinneyum bakki. iniyum chanduvine pattikan ningalkavilla makkale karanam Chanduvinipol POST PAID aanu!!!

Chickun Guniya thanneey

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....Samshayamillla

Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Njaan BSC final year

Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went & kissed her..

Girl:"Stupid..What r u doing??"

Sardar:"Njaan BSC final year"

Nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

Mammootty Fans SMS COLLECTION

Hey savaari giri giri!Exam njan ezhutharilla, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla, pinne seminar, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla, pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu. Athu oru university paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla...

RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on 31-7-2009

Aliyo nee ayacha messg kollam pakshe ini mudhal mssg ayakumbol thazhe kanumpolathe msgs ayachal mathu

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Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi.

Mathayiyum Pathrosum 1day palliyil kumbasarickan poyi... Mathayi achanodu paranju, ngan 2 papam cheythu... then pallilachan paranju, ninakku 2 wheel ulla vandi narakathil kittum... Pathrose 2 papam cheydangil 3 wheel ulla vandi kittumennum paranju... Maranashesham Mathayi narakathiloode bike odichondirunnapol Pathrose autoyil vannu paranju...Jeevan venamenkil marikko... ACHAN TRAIN ODICHONDU VARUNNUNDU....

Bruce Lee's Favourites

Bruce Lee's Favourites:
veg: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl: Diwa-Lee
Actrss:Sona-Lee
Film:Gill-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
Friend:you (Koma-Lee)

Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam

1) Mavil ninnu manga veezhum,Thengil ninnu thenga veezhum,But plavil ninnu planga veezhumo?2) Cycleil poyal cycling aavum but trainil poyal training aavumo? 3) Lunch boxil lunch kondu pokam but,school bag'l school kondu pokan pattumo?4) Bus stopil ninnal bus varum but,ful stopil ninnal ful varumo?Potte oru quarter engilum varumo? 5) silver chain urukkiyal silver kittum, gold chain urukkiyal gold kittum, but cycle chain urukkiyal cycle kitumo?.

Think DIfferent Do different speak different

Think DIfferent, Do different, speak different, Achieve different, Then only u can go to OOLAMPARA

enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu

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po ambe po....
enikk msg ayakatha ente frnd inte brain il poyi kuthu.
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entha thirichu vanathu???
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ohoo... brain illa alle?!!!

Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo

There are 2559770000 coconut trees in KERALA according to agriculture dept.

Ennittum'Oru THENGA' polum Ninte thalayil veezhunnillallo!

How can I spell without 'U'

How can I spell

"B_DHU"without 'U' ?

or

"MAND_"? or"ST_PID"? or even"

KAZH_THA"? ?

C hw important "U" are... !!!

REALLY U R Naughty Intelligent

REALLY U R -

M arvellous

A ffectionate

N oble

N aughty

U nique

N atural

N ice

I ntelligent ....

In short M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I

CINEMA about 2 lovers

KARMA itz a CINEMA about 2 lovers VARMA & SALMA, They are from BURMA, They have ORUMA, They have NANMA,Have THANIMA,have ELIMA & person reading this message is an ERUMA...

CONGRATULATION !!! LKG pass !!! treat eppo ??!!

fill in d blanks..

1.D_G

2.C_T

3.B_Y

4.B_S

5.J_G

6.F_N

7.G_N

8.H_N

CONGRATULATION!!!

LKG pass!!! treat eppo??!!

Small dog asks mamma ente pappa araa

small dog asks:mamma ente pappa araa??mother dog:shh.. mindathirikk.. pappa msg vayikunath kandille??

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol

Ninne kanumbol...Ninnodu samsarikumbol.Enikkorma varunnadu..Onnam classileonnam padathileonnamathe vakkanu....."!!THARA!!"

That is the magic of English

Ur name can be made by adding the Malayalam words for WAVE, NET and FIRE. That is the magic of English. Which are that Malayalam words? ALA, VALA,THEE

Father : endhayada result ?

Father:endhayada result?
Son:acha 5 subjectil failai acha.
Father: Ini nee enne achannu vilikkarudh.
Son: sorry machu.. 5 vishayathinu potti da ....

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer

Mohan Thomas kootti kuzhachathu yenthu??

1) Put, kadala

2) Idly, Chatni

3)Neichoru, Kozhicurry

4)Uchistam, Amedhyam

If ur answer is correct u will get 10Kg of the answer....

Sardar jokes in Malayalam Sardar visit a chinese

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee...

Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!

I asked 4 one flower but u give me a boque I asked 4 some water but u give me a river I asked for a feather but u give me a peacock ...Chevi Kellkkulla ale!!!?

Improve your general knowledge

Who is the first women to fly abroad ?
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Seetha, with Ravanan

Improve your general knowledge.

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