Njaan veetil poyi Veetil aarum ilaayirunu

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Veetilekku vaa... veettil aarum illa.."
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Njaan veetil poyi. Veetil aarum ilaayirunu.

Very good ! Intelligent !

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Very good!Intelligent!

Naalle A-B-C-D padippichu tharaam.

Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

A song from glass mates

A song from glass mates
Ente roomile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara
Pegozhichu njan kaathu vechoren Chillu glassiloorum
Liqouronnu vende,Liqour onnu vende ........

Nandi ketta vargam

When i was 2 yrs,many girls used to kiss me & i allowed them.But when i was 20 yrs,i wanted to kiss many girls,but they didnt allow... Nandi ketta vargam

I am a complan boy

Boy: I am a complan boy

girl: I am a complan girl

Father: enthonnudey ithu.. ente pilleru kandavante peru parnju nadakunnu.

its suprabhatham in english

Cow cell ya

super aa ja

ram aa

poor wa

sun dya

par west thathe

Dont get confused,its suprabhatham in english..

Angane College 1st aai

Raavile 4 maniku ezhunettu brush cheyanam..ethra thanuppaayirinaalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikanam.5maniku anna enikkukayaanengil tea/coffee undaakitharunathu kudikanam..Ini TV on cheythu kurachu neram enthelum bhakthi gaanam kettu manasine relax aakanam6 maniku veetil ninnum porappedanam6.30'ny colleg ethumNow u r the 1st one to reach college. Angane College 1st aai..

U will see a super scene

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

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hrudayavum niracha ente sweet friendinu

punjiri kondu poonilavum , vakukal kondu thenmazhayum, sneham kondente hrudayavum niracha ente sweet friendinu ... Ente sweet good night





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Ishtathil Oru Hrithayam Aa Hrithayathil Ente Best Friend

Kannil Oru "Minnal"Mugath Oru "Punjiri"Punjiriyil Oru "Sneham"Snehathil Oru "Ishtam"Ishtathil Oru Hrithayam Aa Hrithayathil Ente Best Friend



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Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine

Nammude Kannu nirayumbol

aa Kannuneer Oppan Oralundenkil Kannuneerine Polum Nammal Ishtapettupokum..

Arum arkum swanthamalla...

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Oru Nalla Friend ayi GOOD MORNING

"Hridayamidipu Venamenkil Hridayam Venam.

Hridayam Venamenkil Santhosham Venam.

Santhosham Venamenkil Eniku Ninne Venam.

Oru Nalla Friend ayi...

GOOD MORNING.

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Udanja Chillukal Vaarikootumbol Sneham

"Udanja Chillukal Vaarikootumbol Kaikal Muriyum, Athu Pole. Ormakale Thaalolikumbol Manasum. Swayam Karanjaalum Snehikunnavare Santhoshipikkuka.






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MENAKA GANDHI paranju LOVE animals

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI paranju

" People should LOVE animals"

dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

I remember, how we met before.....train stopped,windows opened,

U looked in to my eyes and then U saididly, dosa, vada, coffee..... coffee.... chai.... chai.....

Difference between Files and Piles ?

Difference between Files and Piles?

What is the difference between Files and Piles?

Files : Irunnu nokkanam

Piles : Nokki irikkanam.

Galileo usd 2 study wid small lamp

Galileo usd 2 study wid small lamp....GrahamBel usd to stdy wid Street Light......Shakespeare usd 2 stdy with candle.....Enikku Manasilavathathu athu alla...... Ivanmmarku okke Pakal entha pani????????????

Kannukal niranjal BATTERY LOW

Nee chirichal RINGTONE Nee deshyapettal VIBRATINGNee thummiyal BEEPTONENin Kannukal niranjal BATTERY LOW Nee enne marannal en hridayam SWITCH OFF

Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi

Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..Njan ninne kettikkotte..Evide kettanam.Ummarathu kettanam.Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi..

Bhootham varum..Athu kondu Kannumadachchu

Rathriyil vegam Urangikko... Bhootham varum..Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham moodi puthachchu Urangikko......Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda.. Good Night.

Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee

Nilavulla thanuththa rathriyil Ninneyum Kettipidichchu njaan Ee lokathodu Vilichu parayum..........." Odi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee"

Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu

Edaa.. nee urangiyillallo..?Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu..Vilichunarthi Buddimuttichathil shamikkanam..Ninte oru photo fax cheythazhakkamo?Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu.. athaanu..Njangal ivide cheettu kalikkukayaanu.. Joker card nashtapettu poyi..

Height of fashion

Height of fashion!!

Father : Innale vare PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu?....ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikkunathu??..Daughter : "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum"!!!!

TINTUMON LATEST JOCK

TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.

Tintumon: Njan!!

additional sheets please

Marichu kazhinju daivam ellavarodumavarude paapangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol doore ninnum ninte shabdam kettu.....

additional sheets please................

At Some point of life

At Some point of life, you may forget me,may not recognize me And at that time................................Chavitti ninte elloori pattikku ittu kodukkum Njan....

urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle

bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaruanu..?

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Manoj . K. Jayan.( urvashi shapam upakaram ennalle..)

lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

one day while walking through the forest gandhi saw a lion infront of his way.then lion thought....."INNIRAGANDHI"

Why..?

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It's not Indhira gandhi.

innathe - ira - gandhi ennanu sinham chinthichathu

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma

sthanam marunnathinanusarichu perumarumma (name change) oru vasthu

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romam.( thalamudi, meesha, thadi)

Which is the first surgery in the world?

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Adaminte vaariyellu oori havva( Eve) ye srishtichu

Receive New Malayalam Sms On Mobile Free

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It is free .............

Sardar jokes in Malayalam

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."

Namboothiri Phalithangal jokes sms

Namboothiri got into a transport bus which was full packed with passengers and no seats were vacant.A kind gentleman offered his seat to namboothiri

gentleman:please take your seat sir.

namboothiri ;Oh no it is already late. I have no time to sit.

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

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Envelope

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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Door

Anybody can say 140 names in one second.

Anybody can say 140 names in one second..............

100jehan

10dulker

9thara

7malai

6mughan

5ali

3sha

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Difference between Vegetarian and Non vegetarian

Chicken shopil chicken thookkiyittirikkunnathu kandu kannil vellam vannal VegetarianVayil vellam vannal Non Vegetarian

Ini paranjittu karyamilla..

Nepolean : in my dictionary there is no word called "IMPOSSIBLE"

SARDARJI : Ini paranjittu karyamilla.. medichappo nokkanamayirunnu.

VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL

Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Urumb aayirunu Refferee

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!

Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana

Urumbu aanayodu: "Ninte Shorts eniku oru divasatheku tharumo?"

Aana:"Eanthina?"

Urumbu: "Makalude Kalyanathinu Panthal Idana!!!"

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Urumb paranjathu.

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..

njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu

Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

KARINKURANGU

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

Funny Mallu SMS Joke in MALAYALAM

Comedy Malayalam Joke
Manthri prasangikkanethiyappol sadassil aarumilla. Kshubhithanaaya manthri bharavahiyodu: Njan meetingil pankedukkunna karyam ningal pathrathilonnum koduthirunnille?

Bharavaahi: sathyamaayum illa saar.. Pakshe aalukal enganeyo akkaryam manatharinjenna thonnunnathu!

Short and Funny Malayalam Joke
Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

Stupid Joke
Cigarette valikkunna babuvinodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Sigarattinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile sigarattu valikkunnoda?

Babu: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil kerunnathu?

Magic Joke
Oru magic kaaran paripaadikkidayil oru vaal eduthu vizhungi. Ennittu kaanikale velluvilichu. ‘Ithupole oru vidya aarkkengilum kaanikkamo?’

Prekshakarkkidayil undayirunna Raju ithukandu oru parakkalleduthu vizhungi. Ennittu magic kaarane velluvilichu. ‘Ningalkku ithupole cheyyamo?’

Magic kaaran tholvi sammathichu. Ennittu chodichu: Ningal evidunna ee magic padichathu?

Raju: Ithu magic onnumalla. Njan divasavum rationariyude chora unnunnathu!

Short Malayalam Joke
Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?

Joke
Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.

Reality Show Joke
Reality showyude audition nadakkunnu. Pankedukkanethiya oru kuttiyodu judge: Kuttikku padanariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Dance ariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Pinnenthina ingottu vannathu?
Kutti: Elimination roundel njan bhabgiyayi karanjolam saar.

Mallu Joke
Chhondayumayi nilkkunna Abdukkayodu kootukaran: Entha ikka choondayidathe palathil kayari nilkkunnathu?

Abdukka: Njammalu mazha varan kathhu nilakkayado. Mazha vannal nanayathirikkan meenukalellam koodi ee palathinadiyil kayari nilkkum… Appol pidikkan eluppamalle!

Malayalam Joke
Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.

Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!

Funny Malayalam Joke
Narayanan abdhavasal motor cycle odichethiyathu smasanathil.
Narayan: Ithentha road niraye speed breakerso? Ini ee vazhiyilla.

Girlfriend Joke
Yuvavu daivathodu: Daivame neeyenikku vedan nalkoo..
Dukham nalkoo…
Tension nalkoo…
Ente jeevitham nasippikkoo…
Ente jeevitham kashtappadukal kondu nirakkoo…

Daivam: Otta vakkil paranjal pore; ninakkoru ‘girlfriend’ venam, athrayalleyullu

Cow Joke
Veettamma: Kurachu divasamayi kittunna paalil niraye vellamanallo?

Paalkkaran: Ippol vellappokkamalle kochamme, kazhuthattam vellathila pasu nilkkunnathu.

General Malayalam Joke
Pallyilachan: Entha josephe, bharyaye purathu nirthiyittu nee ottakku?

Joseph: Achanalle kazhinjayazhcha paranjathu ini varumpol ororutharum avaravarude kurisu purathu vakkanamennu.

Office Joke
Rajan (Bhikshakkaranodu): Ningalkku nanamaville ingane bhiksha yachichu nadakkan?

Bhikshakkaran: Pinne ee thozhilinu oru office thurannu vakkan pattumo saare

Birthday Joke
Bhikshakkaran kochammayodu: Amme… vallathum tharane…laddu, jilebi, cake… madhuramulla vallathum tharane

Kochamma: Athenthina madhuramullathu?
Bhikshakaran: Innu ente birthday aanu.

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Sukumaran Jothsanodu: Enikku muppathanchu vayassayittum kalyanam nadakkathathentha jothsyare?

Jothsyan: Ningalude jathakathil anpathu vayassuvare durithangalonnum undavillenna! Athu kazhinje kalyanam nadakkoo.

Funny Joke
Bhaskaran goorkhayodu: Ella masavum 25 roopa vachu vangikkondu pokunnathinu oru kuravumilla. Innale ente veettil kallan kayariyappol thante podi polum ee bhagathonnum kandillallo.

Goorkha: Ee areayile moshtavu enikku oru veedinu nooru roopa vacha tharunnathu saare.

Joke
Aakasavaniyude ezhuthupettiyil kettathu: Eeyideyayi aakasavani nilavaramulla oru paripadi polum prakshepanam cheyyunnilla ennu Kuttappan Kannoru ninnu ezhuthiyirikkunnu.

Marupadi: Manya srothavu njangalude ‘kampolanilavaram’ paripadi kettittundavilla ennu karuthunnu.

Kitchen Joke
Lotteriyadicha yachakanodu bharya: Ee panam kondu enthanu cheyyanuddesikkunnathu?
Yachakan: Nalloru veedu paniyanam. Nalla sit-out, nalla bed-room, nalla bath-room, valiya TV, hall…

Bharya: Appol adukkala vende?

Yachakan: Namukkenthinadee adukkala? Irannuthanne thinnal pore?

Humorous Mallu Joke
Oru announcementil kettathu:
Ee naadinte ponnomana puthranu… pattinippavangalude chihnamaaya ‘Vimanam’ adayaalathil vote rekhappeduthi vijyippikkanamennu abhyarthikkunnu.

Neighbours Joke
Nalini ayalkkariyaya Ramaniyodu: Ennodu vazhakkundakkiyal ninte veetilekku njan nayaye vidum.

Ramani: Ente veettil naay illennu karuthi neeyangane ahangarikkanda. Njanente bharthavine vidum..

Mallu Joke
Ramesanu kure pasukkalundayirunnu. Ramesan avayeyellam vilkkan theerumanichu. Vangan vannayal: ee pasuvinu entha vila?

Ramesan: Irupathinayiram roopa… anchu varshathinidayil oru thavanaye prasavikkoo…

Vannayal: Appurathu nilkkunna aa pasuvino?
Ramesan: Ayyayiram roopa… varshathil oru thavana prasavikkum.

Vannayal: Nge! Athu kollamallo! Anchu varshathil orikkal mathram prasavikkunnathinu enthina kooduthal vilayittirikkunnathu?
Ramesan: swabhaga gunavum nammal pariganikkande chetta?

Short Malayalam Joke
Pradeep kainottakkaranodu: Chetta, sameepabhaviyil enikkenthu sambhivikkumennu pettennonnu paranjatte.

Kainottakkaran: Kaiyile cheliyum podiyum vachu nokkumpol sameepabhaviyil choriyum chirangum undakanulla sadhyatha.

Comedy Joke
Malayaliyaya gunda thalavan marichu yamalokathethiyappol yamadharman:
Nee pathu pere konnittille. Athukondu ninneyivite iruttarayiladakkan nam kalpikkunnu.

Gunda thalavan: Keralathile power cutinidayil jeevicha enikku iruttara oru prasnamalla prabho…

Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Maramvettukaranaaya Rajanodu Veettudama: Thanenthu paniya ee kaanichathu? Veedinte mukalilekkanodo maram murichidunnathu?

Rajan: Kalithozhuthinum Kozhikkoodinum kedonnum pattathe maram murikkanamennalle muthalali paranjathu?

Funny Malayalam Joke
Maruthva malayumayi parakkunna hanumante padam kanda mesan: ho, enthu midukkan panikkarana.
Ivane enikku kittiyal nannayirunnu. Chattiyillatheyalle mannumayi pokunnathu!

Dog Joke
Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.

Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?

Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.

Dhanya: ennittu?

Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.

Overspeed Joke
Kudavayar kurakkanayi bharyayude nirbandhaprakaram ayaal raavile ezhunnettu odan thudangi. Main roadilthiyappozhanu oru board kandathu: ‘Amitha vegatha maranathilekku.’

Daivame, ithuvare onnum pattathathu bhagyam! Pathukke thirichu nadannu kalayaam!

Mosquito Joke
Kanaran valre abhimaniyayirunnu. Kothukukadi kondu pulanjittum ayaal kothukine adichu konnila. Enthayirikkum karanam?

Ayaal chinthichu: Onnumillenkilum aa kothukinte sirakalilodunnathu ente thanne chorayalle!

Cheating Joke in Malayalam
Gopalanum Govindanum thee pidicha kettidathinte ancham nilayil pettupoyi. Kettidathinu thazhe fire servicukar valiyoru puthappu vidarthippidichukondu paranju: Ee puthappilekku chadikko… njangal pidichittundu. Govindananu aadyam chadiyathu.

Pakshe, thazheyethunnathinu munpu fire servicukarude kayyil ninnum puthappu parannupoyi. Govindan concrete tharayil kamizhnnadichu veenu. Fire servicukar Gopalanodu paranju: thazhekku chadikko…

Ithavana puthappu puthappu njangal muruke pidicholam.

Gopalan: Enikku ningale enikku viswasamilla. Puthappu tharayil virichittu ningalangottu doore mari nilkku..

Robber Joke
Pushkkaran ottakkanu thamasam. Oru divasam pushkkarane kure kallanmaar akramichu veettilulla ella sadhanangalum kondu poyi.

Pittennu pushkarante suhruthu: Thankal kidakkakkadiyil oru pistol karutharundallo, ennittum?

Pushkkaran: Ente bhagyam, kallanmaar athu kandilla. Allenkil athum kondu poyene!

Sports Joke
Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.

Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.

Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?

Ayaal: Ente number naalado

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bhaskaranu oru car undu. Athu vilkkan theerumanichu. Pakshe oru laksham kilometeriladhikam odiya vandi vangan aarum vanilla. Bhaskarante suhruthu oru budhi paranju koduthu.

Carinte meter pathinayirathilekku thirichu vakkuka. Ayaal athupole cheythu. Randazhcha kazhinju vanna suhruthu nokkiyappol car vittittilla.

Enthu pattiyennu Bhaskaranodanveshichu.

Udan Bhaskaran: Vangan palarum vannirunnu. Pakshe pathinayiram kilometer mathram vangiya car vilkkan njanetha mandanano?

Mallu Office Joke
Mrigasalayil interviewinu vanna velappanodu
officer: Njan chila pakshikalude kalinte chithrangal kanikkanam. Aa pakshikalude peru parayanam!

Naalanchu pakshikalude kaal kaanichittum Velappanu utharam parayan kazhinjilla.

Officer: Sorry, ningal interviewil thottu… entha ningalude peru?

Velappan: (kaluyarthi kanichu) Daa, athente kaalil nokki kandu pidicho!

Hilarious and Funny Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Mobile vanganethiya grameenan: Enikkoru mobile venam

Salesman: Itha Nokia 6500

Grameenan: Eeswara! Nokkiyal 6500 enkiyal vangan nammude veedu vilkkendi varumallo!

Malayalam Joke
Madan: Ketto, ee varsham aake irunnooru sthree peedanangal register cheythennu!

Kamal: Kalikaalam! Ippol peedippikkanum register cheyyano?

Funny Malayalam Joke
Ramuvum damuvum mysore palace sandarsikkukayayirunnu. Ramu avide kanda oru kaserayil irunnu.

Appol ithukanda avidathe sookshippukaran: sir, dayavayi athil irikkaruthu. Athu tippu sulthantethanu

Ramu: Saaramilledo. Addeham varumpol njan eneetu kodutholam.

Friends Joke
Grameenanaya Ayyappanu nalamathe puthran janichu. Birth certificatinulla apeksha ezhuthi. Janicha rajyam ennulla bhaagathu ‘China’ ennanu Ayyappan poorippichathu.

Ithu kanda oru suhruthu karanam therakki.

Ayyappan: Edo… than idakkidakku pathram vaayikkanam. Ennale vivaramundakoo! Bhoomiyil janikkunna oro nalamathe kuttiyum chainakkarananenna kazhinjayazhcha pathrathil kandathu!

Santa Banta Joke
Santayum bantayum veettilekku povukayayirunnu. Vazhiyil ninnu avarkku randu bombukal kitti.

Santa: namukkithu policine elppichalo?

Banta: vazhikku orennam pottiyalo?

Santa: Athinenta, orenname kittiyulloo ennu paranjal pore?

Santa Banta Malayalam Joke
Santa: Kuttikkalathu orikkal njan randam nilayil ninnu thazhe veenu.

Banta: Ennittu ningal maricho atho jeevanode rakshapeto?

Santa: Kuttikkalathe karyamalle, nalla ormayilla.

Idiot Joke
Gopalan trainil yathra cheyyukayayirunnu. Idakku bathroomil poyappol bathroominte bhithiyil ezhuthi vachirikkunnu, ‘Ithu vayikkunnavan pambara viddi’. Gopalanu deshyam vannu. Athu maychiitu Goplan ezhuthi. ‘Ithu vayikkunnavanalleda ithezhuthiyavanaa viddi.’

Husband and Wife Joke
Ambalathil poyi madangunna bharya: Atutha ezhu janmathilum ente bharthavu ningal thanneyayirikkanamenna njan bhagavanodu prarthiochathu. Ningalo?
Bharthavu: Ithu ente ezhamathe janmamayirikkane ennu.

Funniest Malayalam Joke
Randu kuttikal achchanammamare pukazhthi parayukayayirunnu.

Onnaman: Nee sooyas canal ennu kettittundo?

Randaman: Uvvu, njan pusthakathil vayichittundu.

Onnaman: Ente achchaanathu kuzhichathu.

Randaman: Athreyullo? Nee ‘dead sea’ ennu
kettittundo? Ente achchananathine konnathu.

Malayalam College Joke
Onpathu thavana degree pareeksha ezhuthi thotta nishad thante pena universitikku ayachu koduthu. Koode oru kurippum; ‘Njanitha aayudham vachu keezhadangiyirikkunnu.’

Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamukiyude veettilethiya Santhosh chayayundakkan aval adukkalayilekku poya thakkathinu avalude mobile eduthu nokki. Thante peru enganeyaanu save cheythirikkunnathennariyaanaayi santhosh athilekku call cheythu. Bell adichappol kamukiyude mobilil ingane thelinju: Kozhi number 52 calling!

Mallu Marriage Joke
Randu dampathikal nerkkuner kandal enthu sambhavikkum?

Onnum sambhavikkuakyilla. Bharyamar mattavlude saari nokkum. Bharthakkanmar mattavante bharyayeyum.

Exam Joke
Adhyapakan: Pasuvinekurichu pathu vachakamezhuthan paranjittu ninteyum ninte chettanteyum utharangal thammil oru vyathyasavumillallo? Copiyadichathano?

Gopu: Hey, Alla saar, randum oru pasu thanneya!

Hilarious Mallu Joke
Adhyapakan: gandhijiyude makante peru?
Kutti: Dinesan
Adhyapakan: Aaru paranju?
Kutti: Saaralle paranjathu, Gandhiji father of ‘di-nesan anennu’

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Namukku swasikkan oxygen koodiye theeroo. 1773 laanu oxygen kandupidichathu.

Appumon: Ho, 1773 nu sesham janichathu nannayi. Athinu munpayirunnenkil swaasam mutti chathu poyene!

School Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidhyarthi: Ente achanum ammayum thammil vazhakkayirunnu

Teacher: Avar vazhakkittathinu neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidyarthi: Ente oru shoe ammayude kaiyilum matte shoe achante kaiyilumayirunnu.

Malayalam Joke about Drunkard
Kudichu lekku ketta orale police arrest cheythu.

Ayalodu SI: Ee rathriyil nee evide pokunnu?

Madyapani: Madyapanathinte dooshyabhalangale patti oru lecture kelkkan

SI: Paathiraathriyil araada lecture tharunnathu?

Madyapani: Ente bharya.

Reality Mallu Joke
Reality shoyil mathsararthiyodu judge: Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle?

Mathsararthi: Athe, oru vazhipadundayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi!

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Parkkile charubenchil valare ullasavanayi irikkunna vridhane kandu rajuvinu kauthukam thonni. Vridhante aduthu chennu Raju:

Valyappante prayathil ithrayum ullasavanayi njan aareyum kandittilla. Entha valyappante prasarippinte rahasyam?

Vridhan: Ennum oro pint brandy kudikkum. Pathu packet cigeratte valikkum… Exercise cheyyunna paripadiye illa.

Raju: Athbhutham thanne. Ithu kettal ethu doctorum njettum Aatte valyappanu ethra vayassayi?

Vridhan: Irupathi randu!

Malayalam Funny Joke
Lakshmanante shoes kalavu poyi. Ethra anveshichittum kittiyilla. Anveshanathinoduvil ayaal smasanathilethi. Ennitturakke, ‘kallane njanini evide thirayanaanu? Innallenkil naale iviede varumallo!

Mallu Joke
Vridhante chekku book nashtappettu. Pittennu thanne vridhan managere kandu karyam paranju.
Manager: Kuzhappamayallo! Aarkku venamenkilum ningalude oppittu chekku maattan pattum. Panam muzhuvan udan pinvalikkunnathanu nallathu.
Vridhan Aa chekkilonnum mattarkkum oppidaan pattilla saar. Athilellam njan thanne oppittittundu.

Funny Malayalam Joke
Lolane orikkal oru kazhutha thozhichitthu odippoyi. Lolanu nannayi deshyam vannu. Ayaal athinte pinnale kure odiyenkilum kittiyilla. Kure kazhinjappol oru zebra ayaalude munniloode odippoyi. Lolan odichennu zebraye oru thozhi! Ennittu paranju: kallakkazhuthe! Vesham maatti vannal njan thirichariyillyannu karuthiyoda thendi!