A sardar on an interview 4 da

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir ee joli enikku tannathinu, Njaan innu tanne anveshannam aarabhikkaam sir.

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL

Interviewar: ningallude qualification?
Sardarji : Sir Njaan Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

Sardar is in a dissection class

Sardar is in a dissection class of a cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "po", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "po" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "po...." Finally
he wrote the conclusion
"Paatayude elaa kaalum murichu kallanjaal Paatakku kellvi nashttapedum"

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..

1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..

2.SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA,

3.AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..

PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH

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