Sardar jokes in Malayalam

Sardar visit a chinese friend in a hospital.

Sardar: How r u?

Ch-man: (wake up & cried) "chang chu cheng ping jong chee...."

After dialog he fell on bed & died.

Sardar thought that d dialoge is his "last desire". Sardar visited china & translated d dialoge.

The dialouge was"Oxygen tubil chavittade mari nilkkada thendee..."

Namboothiri Phalithangal jokes sms

Namboothiri got into a transport bus which was full packed with passengers and no seats were vacant.A kind gentleman offered his seat to namboothiri

gentleman:please take your seat sir.

namboothiri ;Oh no it is already late. I have no time to sit.

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

What begining with 'E' ends with 'E' and has only one letter in it?

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Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham

Chumarukalkkidayiloode pokan ningale sahayicha kandupiditham..?

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