Malayalam Lovers Jokes SMS

Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamuki: Ente achan naale chetante veettilottu varum. Chettane athyavasyamayi onnu kaananamennu.

Kamukan: Enthina… nammude vivahathe kurichu samsaarikkanano?

Kamuki: Alla chetta, ente vivahthinu kshanikkaanaa.

Malayalam Cinema Lovers Joke
Kamukan: Priye, namukkinnoru sinimakku poyalo?

Kamuki: Athokke vivahathinu sesham mathi chetta

Kamukan: Annu ninte bharthavu athinu sammathikkumo?

Kamukan Kamuki Joke
Syamala kamukanodu: Enthu paniya kanichathu? Sandhyamayangunpam varaamennu paranjittu ippam pathirathriyayallo?

Kamukan: Ente bharya ‘Sandhya’ mayangiyathu ippozha priye

Hopeful Lovers Joke
Kamuki: Chettanu vendi enthum upekshikkan njan thayyara

Kamukan: Enkil njan nine kettumennulla pratheeksha upekshichekku.

Short Joke
Poovalan: Njan bhavathiye vivaham kazhikkan agrahikkunnu.

Yuvathi: Pakshe njan thannekkal oru vayassinu moothathalle.

Poovalan: Oho, enkil njan adutha varsham varam.

Joke
Kamukan: Darling, ninnodulla sneham enikku purathu kanikkanavunnilla.

Kamuki: Athorthu chettan vishamikkenda. Oru moonumasam koodi kazhinjal athu naatthukarkkellam kanaavunna vidhamakum.

First Love Joke
Kamukan: Priye, nee premikkunna adyathe purushanano njan?

Kamuki: Theerchayaayum, pakshe ellavarum ithe chodyam thanne entha chodikkunnathu?

Loveletters Jokes
Kamukanum kamukiyum thammil pinangi.
Kamukan: njan ninakkayacha premalekhanangal thirichu tharoo

Kamuki akathupoyi oru chakkeduthu kondu vannu kathukal nilathu kudanjittu. Ennittu paranju: ithil ningal ezhuthiyathu ethanennu vachal nokkiyeduthukondu pokkoloo…

Malayalam Lovers Joke
Kamuki: Chettan innale bike vangunna koottathil enikkoru maala vangitharamennu paranjittu thannillallo.

Kamukan: tharaam.. bikil aadyamayi poyi pidichu parikkunna maala ninakka…

Kamukan Joke
Gulfil ninnethiya kamukanodu kamuki: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha

Kamukan: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal sasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?

Love Joke
Kamukan: Theegolangal panju vannalum kodunkatthu veesiyadichalum njan nine swanthamakkum.

Kamuki: Naale varumo chetta?

Kamukan: Nokkatte, mazhayillenkil varam!

Penkutty, Achan and Kamukan Joke
Penkuttiyude achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?

Kamukan: Moonu maasam

Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?

Kamukan: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.

Kamukan Kamuki Joke
Kamukan: Priye, nee nannayi padunnundu.
Kamuki: Ayyo, njan verum bath room singer aanu.
Kamukan: Ennal pinne namukkonnichu paadiyalentha?

Malayalam Lovers Jokes
Kamukan: Neeyente jeevithathile sooryaprakasamanu…
Neeyillatha jeevitham meghavruthamanu…
Ente hrudayathil neeyoru kulirmazhayanu…
Kamuki: Ithentha proposalanno atho weather report?

Doctor Jokes in Malayalam

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Rogi: Odinja kaikku kambiyittathinu ampathinayiram roopayo?

Doctor: kampikku vila koodiyathonnum thanarinjille?

Short Doctor Joke
Sarkar asupathriyilethiya rogi cheetezhuthunna aalodu: Doctor udane ethumo?

Cheetezhuthunna aal: P.S.C. apeksha
kshanichittundu. Testum interviewum kazhinju posting aakunna thamasameyullu…

Nice and Funny Joke
Rogi: Enikku rathriyil there urangan pattunnilla doctor. Enthanithinu prathividhi?

Doctor: Than vishamikkanda. Ivideyoru night watchmante ozhivundu. Innuthanne join cheytholoo.

Operation Theatre Joke
Rogi: Operation cheyyan varumpozhenthina doctor angu mukham moodi dharikkunnathu?

Doctor: Enthenkilum athyaahitham sambhavichaal enne thirichariyaruthallo.

Dentist Joke in Malayalam
Patient: Keddu vanna oru palledukkan enthu fees tharanam?

Dentist: Irunoou roopa

Patient: Ethra samayametukkum?

Dentist: Anchu minute

Patient: Anchu minittu nerathe jolikku irunooru roopayo? Ithu kure kooduthalanu.

Dentist: Ennaloru karyam cheyyam, ee pallu njan oru manikkooru kondedukkam.

Malayalam Doctor and Nurse Joke
Nurse: Doctor, doctorude kanathe poya mobile kandu pidichu.

Doctor: Evide?

Nurse: Innale operation nadathiya aalinte vayattill ring cheyyunnu…

Doctor Fees Joke
Santharam: Ente makante jeevan rakshichathinu nandiyundu, doctor.

Doctor: Ellam daivathinte kripa. Daivamanavane rakshichathu.

Santharam: Enkil daivathinu nandi
Doctor: Aatte, ente fees evide?

Santhram: Njanathu daivathinu money order aayi ayachu koduthekkam!

Doctor and Bharthavu Joke
Doctor rogiyude bharthavinodu: Ningalude bharyaye rakshikkan ini vaidyasasthrathinupolum sadhikkilla. Randu moonu divasathinakam avar ee lokathuninnu yathra parayum.

Bharthavu: Ayyo, njanithengane sahikkum daimave…
Aduthu ninna ayalude suhruthu: Saramilla chetta, randu moonu divasamalleyulloo. Ithrem kalam chettan kshamichirunnille?

Funny Doctor Joke
Doctorodu rogi: ente testinte result enthayirikkumennu vicharikkumpol thane pediyavunnu doctor!

Doctor: Pedikkenda, S.S.L.C thottappam polum njan pedichittilla.

Injection Joke
Patti kadiyettu aasupathriyilethiya rogiyodu doctor: Ningal thamasikkunna kolaniyil vannu injection edukkanamenno, athenthina?

Rogi: Doctoralle paranjathu, naaya kadicha sthalathuthanne injectionedukkanamennu.

Laugh Out Loud Joke
Makante marddanamettu aasupathriyiaalya kuttappan doctorodu: Doctore, njanippol ethramathe nilayilaa kidakkunnathu?

Doctor: Aasupathiyile ettavum mukalilathe nilayila.

Kuttappan: Santhanangalekkondu unnatha nilayilethumennu varaphalathil paranjathu nooru sathamanam sariyaa, doctore.

Malayalam Joke
Aasupathriyilethiya gunda nethavine parisodhicha doctor gunda nethavinte suhruthinodu: Onnum pedikkanilla. Ee pothiyile gulika randuneram veetham kodukkuka. Orazhcha kazhinju kuravillenkil theerchayayum enne vivaram ariyikkuka.

Suhruthu: Kuravillenkil doctor theerchayayum vivaramariyum.

XRay Joke
Doctor: Ee xrayil kanunnathu ningalude randu kidnikalum thakararilanennanu. Ningalkku divasavum dialysis vendi varum.

Rogi: Angane varan vazhiyilla doctor. Ente oru kidney nerathe vittathanu.

Doctor: Enkil ee xray ningaludethavilla. Bhayappedanonnumilla oru marunninu kurichu tharam. Orazhcha kazhinju vannal mathi.

Funny and Comedy Doctor Joke
Kalasalaaya nenju vedanaye thudarnnu aasupathriyil admittaya nethavinte bharya:
Angekku heart attack aano doctor?

Doctor: Athokke hrudayamullavarkkalle varu madam

Joke
Rogi: Doctor, kaalathezhunnelkumpol muthal oru manikkoor nerathekku vallaatha nenjidippum thala chuttalumanu.

Doctor: Enkil naale muthal ningal oru manikkoor thamasichu ezhunnettal mathi.

Doctor and Nurse Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Sister, naale operation cheyyenda, aa randam wardil kidanna rogi evideppoyi?

Nurse: Saaranu operation nadathan pokunnathennarinja aa rogi anthyakoodasa sweekarikkan palliyil poyirikkukaya.

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctor: Ithinumumpu ee rogam aareyenkilum kanicho?

Rogi: Uvvu kanichu

Doctor: ennittu ayal enthu viddithamanu paranju thannathu?

Rogi: Angaye vannu kanan!

Silly Doctor and Patient Joke in Malayalam
Doctor maravikkaranaya baluvinodu: Njan thana aa valiya gulika ithuvare thinnille? Enthinaa athu mobile pole cheviyil vachu kondirikkunnathu?

Balu: Ayyo! Ithu gulikayaayirunno? Appol pathu minittinu munpu njan kazhichatho?

Malayalam Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Doctor, enikku swasam valikkan budhimuttundu.

Doctor: Saaramilla, athu njan nirthitharaam.

Doctor and Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran doctorodu: Saarinte ayalkkaran enikku vayaru niraye aahaaram thannu. Saarum enthenkilum tharanam.

Doctor: Eee gulika kazhicholoo

Pichakkaran: Ithentha?

Doctor: dahanakkedinullatha!

Hilarious Doctor Joke
Poojarikku vayarilakkam. Doctorude aduthu poyi. Doctor marunnu kurichu koduthu. Poojarikku samsayam, ‘doctor, pathyam enthenkilumundo?’

Sarasanaya doctor: Pooja cheyyumpol sakthiyayi ‘Sankh’ oothathirunnal mathi.

Plastic Surgery Joke
Ayyappan: Doctor, plastic surgery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?

Doctor: Anpathinayiram

Ayyappan: plastic njan thannalo?

Silly Doctor Joke
Immanuel: Doctor, enikku injection venda, vedanikkum.

Doctor: saaramilla, vedanikkathirikkan aadyam oru injection thraam.

Doctor Jokes
Ramanan: Ente bharya petrol kudichittu odukayanu doctor.
Doctor: Saaramilla, petrol theerumpol thane madangi vallolum.

Doctor Joke in Malayalam
Doctorude clinikkinu purathu neenda queue. Oraal idakku kayaran sramichu. Aalkkar ayale pidichu purakilaakki. Ayaal pinneyum randu moonu thavana quvil kayaran nokki. Pinneyum aalkkar ayale purakilakki. Oduvil kshama kettu ayaal: Ennal innu njan clinic thurakkunnilla.

Doctor Patient Joke
Rogi: Ee cheriya gulika kazhichal pani pokumo?
Doctor: Pranan thanne pokum. Pinneyalle pani?

Malayalam Doctor Joke
Narayanan MBBS passayi practice thudangi. Aadya divasam clinicil vanna rogiyude kaiyile torch vangi ayalude vayilekku adichu nokki.

Rogi: Enganeyundu doctor?

Narayanan: Oru moonumasam koodi nilkkum… Athu kazhinjal pokka.

Rogi: Ayyo!

Narayanan: Torchile batteriyude karyamado njan paranjathu.

School and Teacher Student Jokes in Malayalam

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.

Travel Jokes in Malayalam

Malayalam Travel Joke
TTE: Ticket evide?

Yathrakkaran: Ticket illa.

TTE: Engotta pokendathu?

Yathrakkaran: Sreeraman janicha sthalathekku; Ayodhya.

TTE: O, saaramilla, vaa Sreekrishanan janicha sthalathu ethikkam; jailil!

Bus Conductor Joke in Malayalam
Bussil conductor vridhayodu: Amma, ithu muzhuvan kaasilla…

Vridha: Njan vidhyarthiyanu
Conductor athbhuthathodu: Ethu schoolil?

Vridha: Athenthina ningal ariyunnathu?

Conductor: Ente ammummakku oru admission edukkanadu.

Auto Santa Banta Joke
Autoyil vannirangiya namboothiri auto driverodu: Ethrayayi?

Driver: nooru roopa

Santa: Itha ampathu roopa

Driver: Ithenta? Sukhamayi ividam vare njelinjirunnittu tharunnathu ampathu roopayo? Meettaril kanda nooru roopaya njan chodichathu.

Santa: Thanum ividam vare njelinjirikkukayallayirunno? Thante kaasum koodi njan tharunnathenthina?

Luggage Joke
Aadyamayi trainil kayariya Supran luggage mukalile berthil vachu. Appol thazheyirunna

yathrakkaran:Kurachu koodi neekki vakku… allenkil ente thalayilenganum athu vannu veezhum.

Supran: Oh, saaramilla. Athil udayunna saadhanamonnumilla.

Chappal Joke
Busil ninnum irangi businadiyil thirayunna

aalodu conductor: Njan busil kayarumpol cheruppu padikkal ooriyittirunnu. Athu nokkukayanu.

Conductor Passenger Joke
Conductorodu yathrakkaran: Kozhikkodu, oru fullum oru halfum.

Conductor: Vellamo Sodayo?

Yathrakkaran: Oh, sorry, enikku nerathe oru barilayirunnu joli…

Smoking in Bus Joke
Basil aduthirikkunnayaal Appumonodu: njanonnu puka valikkunnathil vorodhamillalo?

Appumon: Aye, oru virodhavumilla. Pukayude manamadichu njan onnu chardichal ningalkkum virodhamillalo?

Traffic Police Joke
Traffic policinodu mandanaya soman: Medical collegial pokan ethu basil kayaranam?

Policukaran: Muppatham number busiil kayariyal avide irangam.

Naalu manikkoor kazhinju athuvazhi vanna athe policukaran kandathu avidethanne nilkkunna somaneyanu.

Policukaran: Entha muppatham number bus vannille?

Soman: illa saar, ithuvare irupathi naalenname vannullu.

Bus Conductor Joke
Bussil kayariya mathayichan conductorodu: kuttikalkku ticket edukkano?

Conductor: Anchil kooduthalanenkil edukkanam.

Mathayichan: Nannayi, enikku kuttikal naaleyulloo..

Flight Joke
Kuttappan vimanam ranchan theerumanichu. Vimanathil kayari kurachu kazhinjappol thokku choondi air hostessinodu paranju: Vegam vimanam nedumbasseriyilekku thirichu vidoo..

Air Hostess: Ee vimaanam nedumbasseriyilekku thanneya pokunnathu.

Kuttappan thante thokku keesayilittu seatilirunnu. Ennittu paranju: Sorry, vimanam marippoyi.

Bus Owner Joke
Bussil oral Jabbarinodu: Ithu ente seat aanu. Njaan oru towel ivied ittarunnu.

Jabbar: Bheshaayi, enkil thanikku oru double mundu bussinte mukalil idaamaayirunnille? Bus thantethakumallo.

Malayalam Bus Joke
Bussil vachu cheruppakkarante kai ariyaathe oru penkuttiyude sareerathil kondu. Udane pen kutti: Thante veetil ammayum pengalum onnumille?

Cheruppakkaran: Ariyilla.

Penkutti: Nge! Athentha?

Cheruppakkaran: Njan veluppine veettil ninnu irangiyathane!

Headphone Joke
Vimanathil kayariya mandanaya Robert pilotinte headphone pidichu vaangi swantham cheviyil vachu. ‘Ellarum panam kodutha yathra cheyyunnathu ennittippo than maathram paattu kettu rasikkukayano, athu venda!

Malayalam Travel Joke
Train ninnappol kutti: Enthu patti?
Yathrakkaran: Trackil maram veenu kidakkunnu.

Kutti: Marangalude pinneettulla ottam kandappozhe njan vicharichu!

Malayalam Funny SMS

Malayalam SMS Joke
Enikku ninte sauhrudam venam…
Enikku ninte sameepyam venam…
Enikku ninte sahayam venam…
Enikku ninte upadesam venam…
Enikku ninneppoleyaakanam…
Samsayikkanda
Njan nasikkan theerumanichu…

Malayalam Funny SMS
Chodyam: Kunjine kanathayal kangaroo karayunnathenganeyaayirikkum?
Utharam: Ayyo! Aaro enne pockettadiche…

SMS Malayalam
Chandanil vellam kandethi…
Haavoo bhagyam…
Iniyoru fullum lesam acharum kondu swasthamayi irikkanoru sthalamayallo!

Short SMS Joke Malayalam
Eda enikku ninne kaanan kothiyavunnu… Nammal thamnil kandittu ethra divasamayi… Sarikkum ithano pranayam?
Snehapoorvam ninte swantham bath soap.

Monkey SMS Joke in Malayalam
Plastic coverinullil kurangan irikkunnathu kandittundo?
Ille, aalochichu nokkoo…
Ennittum kittiyillenkil vishamikkenda. Swantham identity card eduthu onnu nokku!

Funny Joke SMS Malayalam
Ee lokathil ettavum valuthayathenthaanu?
Kadal…?
Alla
Mala…?
Alla
Aakasam…?
Alla
Ariyille
Ninte potta cell phonilekku message ayakkunna ente valiya manassu!

Joke Malayalam SMS
Thankalude hrudayathil oru kalakaaran urangikkidappundo? Undenkil avanodu para moothram ozhichittu kidakkan. Veruthe hrudayam vrithikedakkanda.

Silly Joke SMS in Malayalam
Chodyam: Enthanu mathruka dampathikalum disaurukalum thammilulla samyam?
Utharam: Randum vamsanaasam sambhavichu poyi.

Short Mallu SMS Joke
Oru pennu karanjal athinu pinnil 101 kaaranangal kaanum. Ennal oru aanu karanjal athinu orotta kaaraname kaanoo… Oru pennu!

Joke SMS in Malayalam
Jeevanillatha poovineppolum naam snehikkunnu…
Pakshe, namukkuvendi jeevathyagam cheyyunna palareyum naam snehikkan marakkunnu. Athinaal…
Chikkane snehikkoo…

Funny Malayalam SMS
Ninne njan innu roadil vachu kandu. Nee valare santhoshathilayirunnu. Adivachadi vachulla ninte nadatham manoharamayirunnu. Kandu ninna ente hrudayam ariyathe aa pazhaya paattu moolan thudangi; ‘Who let the dogs out!’

Malayalam SMS
Jeevitham aaswadyamakkan moonu vazhikal
1. Jalam pazhakkaruthu. Beer mathram kudikkuka.
2. Ayalkkare snehikkoo. Pakshe pidikkappedaruthu.
3. Ella purushanmarum vivaham kazhikkanam, karanam jeevitham santhoshikkan mathramullathalla.

Malayalam Cell Phone SMS Joke
Sthiramaya mobile upayogam thalachorinu kedu varuthumathre! Ninteyokke bhagyam. Ethra venamenkilum samsarikkamallo. Kedavan onnumillallo!

Mallu SMS Joke
Raathriyayi…
Bhootham varunna neramayi…
Vegam moodipputhachu kidannurangikko…
Enthina veruthe paavam bhoothathine pedippikkunnathu??

Mallu Rainy Season SMS
Ninakku ormmayundo aa kalam…
Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayalvarampil koodi nadannathum njan ninte purthu mazhavellam therippichathum…
Appol athile poya kanarettan paranjathu njan innumorkkunnu…
‘Mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikkunnathu?’

Short SMS Joke in Malayalam
Manushyan thante mandatharathil sandoshikkunnatheppozhanu?
Orthu nokku…
Ningalude vivahadinam!

Mobile Phone Mallu SMS Joke
Mobile nannayi kazhukuka.
Cheriya kashanangalaayi murikkuka.
Aaavsyathinu ennayum mattu masalakalum cherkkuka
Ningalude mobile achar ready
Ninte mobilil ninnu oru callo smso varunnilla
Atheduthu acharenkilu idoo…

Malayalam Joke SMS
Njan swargathil chennappol daivam ennodu chodichu: Ninte ettavum adutha koottukaranara…?
Njan ninte peru paranju.
Appol daivam: Nee nannavilleda

Hilarious SMS Joke in Malayalam
Einstein paranju, “Maricha simhathekkal nallathu jeevichirikkunna kazhuthaya.” Santhoshamayeda, santhoshamayi. Oralenkilum ninnekkurichu nallathu paranjallo. Athum Einstein…!

Nice Malayalam SMS
Aaru pookal tharam ninakku…
Onnu ninte aarogyathinayi…
Randamathethu aiswaryamundavan…
Moonnamathethu agrahichathokke nadakkan…
Naalamathethu enikku tharunna sauhrudathinu…
Ennittum randennam baakkiyanallo,
Saaramilla, chumma randu cheviyilum vacho…
Chemaparathi poova

Malayalam Funny SMS Joke
Vaakkukal parajayappedumpol…
Kannukal samsarikkum.
Kannukal parajayappedumpol…
Hrudayam samsarikkum.
Hrudayam parajayappedumpozho?
Pinne onnum nokkanda,
Mookkil panji vachal mathi!

Teasing SMS Joke in Malayalam
Oru letter illa…
Oru phone illa…
Oru missed call illa…
Oru SMS polumilla…
Enikku pediyavunnu, nine pinneyum pattipiduthakkar kondu poyo?

SMS Joke in Malayalam
Sakthiyullavan thanne eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Budhiyullavanum eppozhum vijayikkanamennilla. Maattangal ulkkollan thayaraayavaraanu eppozhum vijayikkuka. Maattam jeevithathinte niyamavum anivaaryavumaanu. Iniyenkilum nannavade!

Malayalam Good Morning Funny SMS
Athu oru pularkaalamayirunnu.
Kilikal kalakalam padunnu… Pookkal manam churathunnu… Sooryante rasmikal bhoomiyilekkethi nokkunnu… Annu neeyenne thedi vannu, ente veettilekku. Ninakkay njanente vaathil thurannu. Ente nere neelunna ninte kaikal njan kandu.

Viraykkunna sabdathil nee chodichu, ‘Ammaaa… vallathum tharane….’

Malayalam Funny SMS
A positive rakthamulla yuvavinu adiyanthiramayi randu bottle beer aavasyamundu; thanuppottum kurakkalle!
Dayavayi ee SMS ellavarkkum ‘pass’ cheyyuka

Malayalam SMS Joke
Ayaalkku mobilil oru message vannu: Ayakkunnavan budhiman, vayikkunnavan Mandan!
Ayaal udane marupadi ayachu: Ayakkunnavan Mandan, kittunnavan budhiman!