"Life is XXX"
Yesterday is "X"perience
2day is "X"periment
2mrw is "X"pectation.
Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment To achieve ur Xpectation..
Gd evg
too funny
Whitening applied becomes white scars.
(Velukkan thechathu pandayi)
When talking, hear. When given, eat.
(Paraymbol kelkkanam.tharumbol thinnanam)
Give elephant, but not hope.
(Aana koduthalum aasha kodukaruthu)
If Crow bath, become crane ??
(Kaaka kulichal kokku aagumo??)
If needed jackfruit on root grow.
(Venamengil chakka verilum kaayikkum)
Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
(Veliyil kidanna paambine eduthu tholil idaruthu)
Onam come or Baby born, porridge for KORAN still in leaf.
(Onam vannaalum Unni pirannaalum, Koranu Kanji Kumbilil thanne)
Own baby, for crow, golden baby.
(Kaakkakku Than Kunju Ponkunju)
Market fail Mother’s back.
(Angaadiyil thottathinu Ammayude purathu)
Silent Cat Breaks Pot.
(Mindaa Poocha Kalam Udakkum)
Sand leaning man took girl.
(Mannum Chaari Ninnavan Pennum Kondupoyi)
Centipede if put on mattress goes to garbage.
(Attaye pidichu Methayil Kidathiyaalum Athu pokum Kuppa kuzhiyil)
Miser hold umbrella at midnight.
(Alpan Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidikkum)
Foot wrong elephant will also fall.
(Adi thettiyaal aaneyum veezhum)
Friend of Eeenaampechi is TreeDog.
(Eeenaampechi-kku kootu marapatti)
In desert one Tree green.
(Marubhumiyil oru marupacha)
Sitting to moan, dog’s head, coconut fell.
(Moangan irunna naayudey thalayil thenga veenu)
Different drop big water.
(Palathulli peruvellam)
Life licked by stray dog.
(Jeevitham nayanakki)
Crane, how many ponds see??
(Kokkethra kulam kandirikkunnu)
Don’t want, don’t want thinking, climbing on the head & jumping.
(Venda,venda ennu vicharikkumbo thalayil keri chaadunnu)
Stick gave, beating got.
(Vadi koduthu adi vaangi)
Open the window, let the airforce come in.
(Janala thurakkoo, kaatu shakthi aayi varrattae)
No Grass will walk here.
(Evidae Oru pullum nadakkilla)
Dont spit, understanding people will suffer.
(thupparuthu , thaazhae nikkunnavar anubhavikkum)
Both are Hand and Arithmetic.
(Randum kayyum kanakkum thannae)
Free Malayalam Jokes
palacharakku kadayilekku vanna kuttiyodu sales man : "monte perenthaa?monte achente perenthaa?monenthaa vendathu...?
chodhyangalkkellam kutti otta vaakinutharam paranju...:kannan devan chayaa...
sardar yudhathinu oru kothuku valayum kondu pooyi...appol commander chodhichu : ithenthaa kothukuvala bullet proof evide?
sardar:sir..ithilude oru kothukupoolum kayarillaa pinnale vediyundaa..
oru thavala kainottakkarente adukkal chennu chodhichu:"ente jeevithathilekku aduthengaanum oru pennu varumoo?"
kainottakkaaren thavalayude kai parisodhicha sesham paranju:"theerchayaayum.ninnepatti kooduthalaayi ariyuvaanum ninte hrudayam kaanuvaanum oru sundariyaaya cheruppakkaari jeevithathill varum..."
thavala:sathyam?? evidevechu engineyaanu njan avale kandethuka?
kainottakkaaren:"adutha varsham avalude biology classill....
onam wish sms
Niraparayum Nilavilakkum Thengin Thoppum oormayil Sukshikkunna Malayalikku Oru Thiruvonam Kudi. Nanma Niranja Oonashamsakal
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